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Most Companies Won't Deploy Windows 7 — Survey
angry tapir writes "Nearly six in 10 companies have no current plans to deploy Windows 7 by the end of next year, according to a new survey. Of 1,100 IT administrators who responded to the survey, 59.3 percent said they didn't have a plan to deploy Windows 7. (Full results, PDF.)"
You don't need a plan - it'll install itself automatically via windows update. And then automatically rat on you for piracy.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
6 in 10? not a very big sample!
I am still waiting for what Microsoft Promised me for Windows 95.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
By extrapolating, in two years people will be buying five copies. I guess Windows 7 will finally be the prize winning cash cow Microsoft has been dying to create!
Promises?! Here in Kang's tiberium mine, we prefer to call them "obamas". Kodos 2012!
No, but it runs XP.
Dear lovely Corporation,
Here's a new operating system for you. Awfully sorry about the whole Vista thing, won't happen again.
Love,
Bill and Steve.
Wait... just Steve now.
PS. The Windows 7 Corporate Mega Edition will come with a free chair.
Task Mangler
Does your company replace all the furniture every time Herman Miller comes out with a new line?
Of coarse!
AIG,INC
In other news, 99.9% of businesses have no plans to install Linux clients.
Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer promised me something a long time ago.
And this is one delivery they won't miss.
Affectionately yours,
Satan.
Genesis 1:32 And God typed