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New Map Hints At Venus' Wet, Volcanic Past

Matt_dk writes with this excerpt from Space Fellowship: "Venus Express has charted the first map of Venus' southern hemisphere at infrared wavelengths. The new map hints that our neighbouring world may once have been more Earth-like, with a plate tectonics system and an ocean of water. The map comprises over a thousand individual images, recorded between May 2006 and December 2007. Because Venus is covered in clouds, normal cameras cannot see the surface, but Venus Express used a particular infrared wavelength that can see through them."

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  1. Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Venus... Wet... Volcanic... - sounds like the perfect title for some strange alien porn :-)

    1. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wait until they find out Uranus is wet and volcanic.

  2. crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That title would have been so much better if it was:

    "Infrared Scan Of Venus' Southern Regions Hints At Wet, Hot Past"

  3. Greenhouse cataclysm by olsmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    The new map hints that our neighbouring world may once have been more Earth-like, with a plate tectonics system and an ocean of water.

    Yep. Until the Venusians burned all those fossil fuels and released all that CO2....

    1. Re:Greenhouse cataclysm by wjousts · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn you Mekon!.

    2. Re:Greenhouse cataclysm by jameskojiro · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, I blame the people who didn't want to burn greenhouse gases who pushed everyone to use renewable sources like "Geo-thermal" or "Venu-Thermal" energy that caused plate tectonics to grind to a halt and the outer crust to solidify and thicken which was all well and good until a few hundred million years later all of that internal Venusian heat had to go somewhere and lo and behold instant planet wide resurfacing and extreme out gassing.

      The Eco-nuts of Venus were all proud of their renewable energy plan for geothermal until the fateful day the surface of the planet melted and they were all screwed. Thanks eco-nuts!!! Now there is one less habitable planet in the solar system! Too bad all of the amazon Venusian Women melted in the great planetary resurfacing 500 million years ago.

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  4. I had a weird thought by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why is that so many people who dream of colonizing other worlds and traveling faster than light rarely leave their own houses?

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    1. Re:I had a weird thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      because interplanetary travel comes at the cost of being confined to a small space?

  5. Re:I thought of... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    When over 2000 year old, not hot and steamy you will be, too!

    I mean, get real, she might have been a hottie in her past, but that's like lusting for your grand-grand-grandmother's friend...

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  6. Re:I thought of... by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Funny

    Usually, no. They die of drug abuse.

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  7. Number of Comments When I Posted by 2names · · Score: 2, Funny

    42. It's everywhere!

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  8. Re:Venutian granite by batquux · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's ok, I coated my granite counter top with lead to block the radiation.