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Medieval UK Battle Records Released Online

eldavojohn writes "Do you have ancestors who served in the British military under Henry V or fought in the Hundred Years War? Look them up online now that 250,000 medieval battle records are online and available for searching. According to the project details (PDF): 'The main campaigns of the period were to France but there were others to Flanders, Spain, Portugal, Ireland, Wales and Scotland, a much wider geographical spectrum than before 1369. In addition, garrisons were maintained within England (such as that held at the Tower of London), the Channel Islands, Wales and the marches, as well as at Calais and in Gascony. In the fourteenth-century phase of the Hundred Years War, the English also held some garrisons in areas of northern France, and in the fifteenth century phase, there was a systematic garrison-based occupation of Normandy and surrounding regions...'"

178 comments

  1. Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by John+Hasler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    n/t

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    1. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by KronosReaver · · Score: 1

      Awwww come on.....

      This is a VERY useful tool

      Yes, My ancestors were from one of those areas the British campaigned in

    2. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by KronosReaver · · Score: 5, Funny

      ""The reason the sun never sets on the British Empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark.""

    3. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by Bassman59 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The reason the sun never sets on the British Empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark."

      God knows about Lucas, the Prince Of Darkness.

    4. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by John+Hasler · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Someone has no sense of humor...

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    5. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by John+Hasler · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And some of my ancestors were some of those British. You might consider acquiring a sense of humor.

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    6. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by KronosReaver · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Let me get this right...

      You don't think it's funny, so I am the one who doesn't have a sense of humor?

      "The reason the sun never sets on the British Empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark." is at the least a 150 year old saying, and damn if it doesn't get funnier every time I hear it. Of course it was funnier as a reply to the first post (by someone else), that seems to be gone now.

    7. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by John+Hasler · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I was not responding to you.

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    8. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by shentino · · Score: 1

      Who would have standing to complain if it did? Any potential victims are already dead.

    9. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Man you need to relax. I just got home from the bar and is horny as fuck. How about we both relax as I put a nice hot cock in your ass. We would both definitely benefit from that as I get into some tight anus and you actually lighten up a bit. I love fucking bitches up the ass and you're definitely acting like a bitch. I might have to choke you and pull your hair while I am reaming you. How about it? (I am only asking as a formality, I am going to take you in your ass no matter what so saying yes makes me the nicer guy)

    10. Re:Surely this viloates EU privacy laws? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I was not responding to you.

      You were, only not to that specific post by him.

  2. Freedom!!! by spinlight · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe we can find him there.

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  3. Stupid and short sighted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Terrorists could exploit this knowledge to close the trebuchet gap.

    1. Re:Stupid and short sighted by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny

      But uncovering the conspiracy could catapult you into stardom!

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    2. Re:Stupid and short sighted by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Trebuchet... catapult"

      Slashdot readers put a lot of mental effort into being funny. Often Slashdot story comments are dominated by humor.

      Another subject: The story to which Slashdot could have linked: Was your ancestor a social climbing soldier in the Hundred Years War?. That story leads to a story that contains a link to the database. I didn't want to post that link because it might be Slashdotted.

    3. Re:Stupid and short sighted by shentino · · Score: 1

      Personally I think that funny needs to be given back its karma bonus.

    4. Re:Stupid and short sighted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot readers put a lot of mental effort into being funny. Often Slashdot story comments are dominated by humor.

      You say that as if it's a bad thing.

      I didn't want to post that link because it might be Slashdotted.

      Well, with attitudes like that, it sure is no surprise that there're more +5, Funny than there're +5, Informative.

    5. Re:Stupid and short sighted by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Yes, but those Rush Limbaugh fans will surely go ballista-ic.

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  4. Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by syousef · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you were wondering who won, it was the British.

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    1. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God for crazy chicks!

    2. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by glitch23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you were wondering who won, it was the British.

      I know you were probably joking but someone should mod you informative for those people who are too stupid/ignorant to know who won. I say that because I was recently interviewing someone from the West Coast of the U.S. (I'm in WV) and the person did not catch the fact that we said we were located in *West* Virginia 3 times during the course of the interview. The person even made a note to ask how close we were to a particular airport because he said he has been to Virginia in the past. Someone needed to remind him of the Civil War and what happened afterward. Your comment reminded me of that, which just happened a couple weeks ago.

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    3. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by ManuelH · · Score: 1

      Actually, in a random interview, asking people (in USA) a country name that begins with U, none of them could mention anyone. Ok, they live in America.

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    4. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Informative

      You do know, don't you, that before the Hundred Years War the English owned Normandy and other bits and pieces of what's now Western France? The reason they don't still is because the French gradually kicked them out.

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    5. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by sqldr · · Score: 3, Informative

      the English owned Normandy

      It was the other way around. The Normans invaded in 1066 and annexed England. After that, things got complicated.

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    6. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by scubamage · · Score: 1

      So, how far are you from Richmond? ;)

    7. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was the other way around. The Normans invaded in 1066 and annexed England. After that, things got complicated.

      Not all that complicated. When Norman Willie died, he gave his eldest Normandy, since that was the valuable part of his lands, and left England for a younger son.

      Because, after all, England wasn't really worth giving to your primary heir...;)

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    8. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by jcr · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, even though I'm American, the first two such countries that sprung to mind were Uruguay and Uganda.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? I thought William shot first.

    10. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by ChameleonDave · · Score: 0

      Actually, in a random interview, asking people (in USA) a country name that begins with U, none of them could mention anyone. Ok, they live in America.

      Although I want to laugh, I feel I must be fair. The country isn't "USA" but "the USA", which means that the "t" comes to mind first, even without the complication of it usually being called "America". I'm from a similarly-named country ("the UK"), and I have to say that Uzbekistan, Ukraine, Uruguay and Uganda spring to mind before countries with long official names beginning with "United", such as the United Arab Emirates and the United Mexican States.

      But OK, I'll grant you that not being able to mention any at all is evidence of geographical ignorance.

    11. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by zacronos · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must have lived in West Virginia... I've been asked that more times than I can count.

    12. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      0 miles. I'm all up in it. In fact, the Museum and White House of the Confederacy are right up the road.

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    13. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to go back further than Willaim the Conqurer. The Brittons held off full Roman subjugation to varying degrees of both success and failure. However, the Germanic invasion dramatically changed things. The Angols, Saxons and Juttes dramatically changed things (Angol Land ... England). During the Germanic invasion, the Brittons slowly with drew into Wales and accross the Channel to form Brittany and Normandy (former Gaulish Celtic lands long settled by the Romans).

      Fast forward a few hundreds years ... William and the Normans returned to England. (Of course during Anglo-Saxon rule there were a couple of Scandanavian invasions before the Normans).

    14. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only cause you're a American hating mac fag. It's cool to hate the United States when you're bending over for Apple. right?

    15. Re:Battle Results: Warning: spoiler!!!! by sqldr · · Score: 1

      I wasn't going to bother replying to this comment, because mostly, it was right! Then again, look at the 100 years war on wikipedia and check out the number of belligerents! I'm guessing that you're a dweller of the British Isles from your knowledge, but not an Englishman. Thing is, there is no atrocity of English past that one of my family members wasn't victim to. My grandfather was from Tiperrrary, my other grandfather from Wales. And yet I was born in Portsmouth. Does it matter? It's a bit like accusing a white bloke of being a slaver. I don't even know why I had to justify the IrishWelsh bit. Are the newborn in England now excused? In fact, why the fuck does Irish heritage make a difference? :-)

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  5. Beancounters in the day... by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yeah, they had them back then:

    Dr Bell said: "The service records survive because the English exchequer had a very modern obsession with wanting to be sure that the government's money was being spent as intended.

    Seems that even absolute monarchies had problems with bureaucrats. Makes you wonder if the species will ever evolve past them.

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    1. Re:Beancounters in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Makes you wonder if the species will ever evolve past them.

      Are you sure we haven't? Have you ever tried breeding with a bureaucrat?

    2. Re:Beancounters in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure I've been screwed by a few....

    3. Re:Beancounters in the day... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, bureaucrats were a creation of the monarchy and essential to their attempts at absolutism.

      Before bureaucracy, the king's only way of making something happen beyond his own landholdings was to apply pressure down a chain of one or more (generally recalcitrant) nobles who theoretically owed him ties of obedience and/or kinship; but, in practice, enjoyed considerable autonomy. Bureaucrats, by contrast, were simply commons with technical skills(yes, reading, writing, and bookkeeping count, even when you don't do them with computers) and depended directly on the monarchy for their positions.

      Everybody loves to hate them, and sometimes they deserve it; but bureaucracy is one of the defining characteristics of the move from feudalism to the nation-state.

    4. Re:Beancounters in the day... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Everybody loves to hate them, and sometimes they deserve it; but bureaucracy is one of
      > the defining characteristics of the move from feudalism to the nation-state.

      You say that as though you consider it to be self-evident that it was progress.

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    5. Re:Beancounters in the day... by MrMista_B · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't know anything at all about feudalism, do you?

      Yes, it /is/ progress.

    6. Re:Beancounters in the day... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Feudalism, when you have a bunch of rich nobles with armies who own most of the land where the peasants grow their food, is not particularly conducive to the egalitarianism of democratic government, or a variety of things like that which modern society views as quite nice; furthermore, the excesses of feudalism and serfdom and such are not too pretty.

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    7. Re:Beancounters in the day... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say, on the balance, that it was(though it isn't self-evidently so).

      From the perspective of the present, where highly centralized governments are a nontrivial threat to freedom and efficiency, decentralized systems sound like a good idea. And, it is true that centralization can, and frequently has, taken a downright nasty turn. However, the feudal model of decentralization looks very little like the modern one and, to be frank, it sucked.

      Central government existed largely in theory(the king did have power, under the right circumstances; but it was severely tempered by the local power of the nobility and the church); but that didn't make the people any freer. In the country, many people were serfs(legally bound to the land and service to the local noble, though not salable as slaves are) or small renters. In the towns and cities, the guilds controlled much of the commerce and industry. Religion exerted considerable temporal power(and siphoned off a good deal of wealth). Because of the fragmentation of power and the quasi-independence of numerous little fiefdoms, codes of law were a hideous mess of customary cruft, civil and ecclesiastical, that often varied from place to place. Weights and measures were not standardized across many areas and running into taxes, tolls and whatnot at the edge of every petty strongman's domain was always a risk(does wonders for trade, that).

      For all its(considerable) vices, the notion of the nation-state, first under monarchs of greater or lesser absoluteness, and gradually under more representative flavors of government, was vital in breaking down the heavily entrenched local nobility, and their webs of onorous customary obligation, and replacing it with the notion of equals under law, with standardized rights and obligations. This is not to say that that was the intent(indeed, it almost certainly wasn't, it was about the king attempting to consolidate his own power at the expense of other strongmen); but it turns out that the effect of the absolutist project was the creation of an institutional system of governance that could survive a transition from dynastic power to representative governance.

      In a sense, it took a period of centralization to attenuate the power of local nobility and create a uniformity of infrastructure and law sufficient to allow the modern concept of decentralization(often an excellent idea) to exist. Feudal decentralization was pretty pathological.

    8. Re:Beancounters in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bureaucracy is one of the defining characteristics of the move from feudalism to the nation-state.

      As someone who's grown up in the UK, only now being able to afford house/land because the wold economy has tanked and i got lucky with inheritance, i have to question whether this move was merely cosmetic in nature?

    9. Re:Beancounters in the day... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      And actually, the beginnings of bureaucracy go far further back than the 1300's: basically, as soon as writing was developed, scribes became the bureaucrats of their day. Egyptians, Sumerians, Myceneans, Israelites, Chinese, and so forth all had their bureaucratic classes.

      So cheer up, beancounters, because you're part of a glorious 3000+ year tradition!

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    10. Re:Beancounters in the day... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      However, the feudal model of decentralization looks very little like the modern one and, to be frank, it sucked.

      Well it depends on how you look at it...

      Serfs got more time off for holidays than most US workers do today.
      Serfs were guaranteed employment by their lord.
      Serfs were guaranteed housing and food by their lord.
      Serfs were guaranteed law enforcement by their lord.

      This is a lot more than most of us corporate workers get.

      The lord in most cases could not beat or strike their serfs nor sell them to other lords and had to pay the serfs in some fashion for their work and they were allowed to have personal possessions. (This was not universal however in Russia for example though)

      Secondly, peasants were not expected to actually pay attention to religion or worry about it. Gambling, prostitution, drinking, and all the vices were generally tolerated among them as long as they showed up on Church on Sunday.

      And when they went to Church on Sunday they didn't even have to pay attention because the sermons were in Latin and no one knew what the priest was saying so they talked among themselves and some Cathedrals had market place so you could trade goods and socialize during the whole thing.

      Heck they gave you free wine and bread! Sounds like a good deal to me.

      Now the key problem back then was of course living conditions and health concerns which generally was universally problematic even for the nobles (hell the Europeans nobles used to sleep in straw hay in the grand halls with their dogs back in the 1100's)

      As far as class mobility and scientific advancement it just sucked in Europe at the time (not so much in the Middle East and China) but overall I'd say that people had somethings better than us back then and it wasn't all that bad.

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    11. Re:Beancounters in the day... by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      So cheer up, beancounters, because you're part of a glorious 3000+ year tradition!

      More like a glorious 5000+ year tradition. By 1000 BC, the folks in Mesopotamia had been using cuneiform for their accounting for at least two thousand years, and the folks in Mycenean Greece had already stopped using Linear A.

  6. Lots of blokes called John by fantomas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lots of records with no family /surname. "What's your name soldier?" "John" "Right, stick him down scribe, John the archer".

    Don't hold your hopes out if you were dreaming to find your ancestor on some particular march out to France or Scotland. Not unless your ancestors happen to be the Dukes of Northumberland or the like...

    1. Re:Lots of blokes called John by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Who'd want a French ancestor?

    2. Re:Lots of blokes called John by ItsBlueB · · Score: 1

      I would! :D That would be sweet!

    3. Re:Lots of blokes called John by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't hold your hopes out if you were dreaming to find your ancestor on some particular march out to France or Scotland. Not unless your ancestors happen to be the Dukes of Northumberland or the like...

      My ancestors were Dukes of Northumberland you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Lots of blokes called John by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I am a descendant of John the archer you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:Lots of blokes called John by Daimanta · · Score: 3, Informative

      I actually looked up the first name of John as it would return something with near 100% success rate and a lot of Johns have surnames and looking at the nature of these names(names not directly refering to objects, professions or places), I'd say a good bunch are not invented on the spot.

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    6. Re:Lots of blokes called John by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Don't hold your hopes out if you were dreaming to find your ancestor..."

      I found 8 records with my family name and only one of them was an Earl. However I already knew my family name was connected with some powerfull head-kickers who owned large chunks of land and a couple of castles along the welsh border. They were part of the nobility for ~400yrs starting with a donation of 22 viking boats and crew for William the conqueres invasion. The male line died out and the families claims to the throne were passed to the Plantangents.

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    7. Re:Lots of blokes called John by bingoathome · · Score: 1

      Lots of records with no family /surname. "What's your name soldier?" "John" "Right, stick him down scribe, John the archer".

      .

      and scibe assign him to Starship Captain

      I know I shouldn't have

    8. Re:Lots of blokes called John by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always interesting. For instance my family..

      Descendants of Lord Audley include U.S. Presidents Thomas Jefferson, Millard Fillmore, and Warren G. Harding and Diana, Princess of Wales.

    9. Re:Lots of blokes called John by rs79 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I found my namesake was an archer in 1441.

      He was probably an asshole, too.

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    10. Re:Lots of blokes called John by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Lucky you. I found The Bastard Hamelin when looking up my surname.

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    11. Re:Lots of blokes called John by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Did you find John Parker, John Yaya, John Smallberries, and John Big Bootay?

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    12. Re:Lots of blokes called John by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Have a Conquistadore out of Spain as an ancestor. Came over to the new world in the late 1600's. Looks like originally, he was from Murcia. Don't they have swallows there?

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  7. Purpose? by adeelarshad82 · · Score: 1

    Wow can't imagine someone actually invested the time to put this together. As cool/interesting as this is... it really doesn't serve a purpose. or does it ?

    1. Re:Purpose? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Does understanding history really serve a purpose? I contend unto you that it does.

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    2. Re:Purpose? by adeelarshad82 · · Score: 1

      history does serve a purpose however these records..... i'm not so sure about. I mean still fascinating to look at but think thats about it.

    3. Re:Purpose? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You can do statistics on the datasets...

      Did the name "Cuthbert" not appear before 1361, and then it spread along river valleys because its carriers were predominantly farmers (with occurrences of it popping up here and there because people were conscripted into armies/died out/whatever)?
            Did the plague wipe out mainly those with surnames common to the Mediterranean region, because those people had less exposure to the rats, which carried the fleas, which were the main vectors?
            Do "Smiths" follow the armies, or settle in the cities? Were Teutonic names more indicative of higher classes? Did northern European names cluster more with archers rather than cavalry?

            I'm forseeing a lot of interesting temporal/spatial analysis which could be done with the data.

    4. Re:Purpose? by adeelarshad82 · · Score: 1

      I guess that answers my question

    5. Re:Purpose? by sqldr · · Score: 1

      If you want to know what England is, or what France is, or what Normandy was, or what Wales is, or who was responsible for all that, and how it could have all ended up different, and why you're speaking on this website in English, which didn't really exist as a language until it replaced Anglo-Saxon, or why there's so many French words in it, and you want proof of it, then a load of verifiable evidence from a bean-counter in charge of paying each individual soldier involved in it, complete with dates, is a good place to start looking.

      Alternately, you could pick up a bible and guess. That would be the King James version, I imagine, which just happens to be written to "thee" in sixteenth century English.

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    6. Re:Purpose? by chiguy · · Score: 1

      I mean still fascinating to look at but think thats about it.

      I guess that answers my question

      I'd say you answered your own question. Why is it fascinating? Anything that's fascinating to look at is prime breeding ground for people who enjoy taking very close looks at fascinating things.
       

      Some people find tracking cause and effects in history fascinating.
       

      I find Carmen Kass fascinating.

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    7. Re:Purpose? by skeeto · · Score: 1

      Naw, I like being doomed to repeat it.

  8. Man... by XPeter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For the first time in my life (Probably the last), I wish I was British. This is so damn cool...

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    1. Re:Man... by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah it is pretty cool but it's not worth carrying an umbrella all the time.

    2. Re:Man... by digitig · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah it is pretty cool but it's not worth carrying an umbrella all the time.

      We don't have to carry umbrellas all the time -- we've had roofs for, ooh, years now.

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    3. Re:Man... by rs79 · · Score: 2, Funny

      " We don't have to carry umbrellas all the time -- we've had roofs for, ooh, years now."

      Can central heating be far behind?

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    4. Re:Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      yeah it is pretty cool but it's not worth carrying an umbrella all the time.

      We wear hoodies nowadays .....

    5. Re:Man... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am British.

      My ancestors didn't come over on a ship, because I came over on United, connecting through Chicago, in 1999.

      Some time in the future, historians will put my travel records in a big online database along with the records of millions of others, for non historians to check out for a few minutes before forgetting about it.

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    6. Re:Man... by dohzer · · Score: 1

      It's not about preventing the rain getting to you; you've simply got to eliminate the rain altogether.
      We haven't had any rain in Australia for years and the savings on umbrellas and roofs is enormous.

    7. Re:Man... by Plunky · · Score: 1

      Some time in the future, historians will put my travel records in a big online database along with the records of millions of others, for non historians to check out for a few minutes before forgetting about it.

      not if the people running The Disney Corporation have anything to do with it..

    8. Re:Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You think we all live in castles. And we do. We're up to here with f-ing castles, we just long for a bungalow or something."

    9. Re:Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, reading your comments, for the umpteenth time in my life i'm glad i'm not american.

      You're crass and hideously stupid, collectively guilty for causing more damage to humanity and the planet than probably any other single nation yet.

      Anyhow, since when have the bastard children of europe been into history? - you've made such a national sport of distorting it in your vile culture... it's one more part of the shame you bring upon us in the old world! :)

    10. Re:Man... by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      Can central heating be far behind?

      Actually, we tend to keep it underneath.

    11. Re:Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Quite so. It'll hopefully come some time around next decade or two. Just after they manage to figure out proper plumbing.

    12. Re:Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just the British. All europeans can do this.

      And it's not that the British are Cool. It's just the the Americans are soooo Dumb....

    13. Re:Man... by rs79 · · Score: 1

      You call thatch a "roof"?

      (I was born there I can say this. No malice intended.)

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  9. !newsfornerds is way wrong. by EWAdams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nerds love ancient historical stuff -- who the hell else is in the Society for Creative Anachronism, the Sealed Knot, various battle re-enactment societies, etc. etc.? Nerds! And what could be more nerdy than a mountain of statistics about the same?

    Oh, and anybody who can't think of a use for this data has no idea what historical research is. You crowdsource this stuff and all kinds of interesting things will pop up. The better we understand our past, the better we understand ourselves.

    As for the observations about monarchs needing bureaucrats -- EVERYbody needs bureaucrats, unless you'd prefer the government to be run by astrology and guesswork. If you're a soldier and you want to get paid the correct amount, on time, you need a bureaucrat to look after it. Plus, Britain during a lot of this period was essentially a police state, and police states need more bureaucrats than most. The Stasi in East Germany were Exhibit A, closely followed by the Nazis. The latter's record-keeping got a fair number of them hanged.

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    1. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by XPeter · · Score: 1

      You obviously aren't a nerd because nerds don't like to be called the derogatory term "nerd", nerd. Geek is the preferred insult :)

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    2. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by jd · · Score: 1

      Working off the oldest surnames I have been able to track back to in my family tree (1600s), one side of my family seem to be all descended from archers and the other side is all descended from men-at-arms. This would explain why I'm hopelessly confused all the time.

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    3. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot: News for Nerds, and also XPeter

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    4. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Informative

      SCA is not ancient or historical. It's an excuse for Internet Tough Guy to put on black leather, take a few tokes, and finally make it with that weird chick at the pet store.

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    5. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nerd is distinct from Geek. Nerd falls below Geek in the pecking order.

    6. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Writing English is Euro-centric too.

      Perhaps you should switch to some non-Western language?

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    7. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Right... being from Europe is racist. It all makes so much sense now...

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    8. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an excuse for Internet Tough Guy to put on black leather, take a few tokes, and finally make it with that weird chick at the pet store.

      Ha ha, yeah- Wait. Nobody ever told me that last part! Off to chainmail.com I go.

    9. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by rs79 · · Score: 1

      " SCA is not ancient or historical. It's an excuse for Internet Tough Guy to put on black leather, take a few tokes, and finally make it with that weird chick at the pet store."

      Oh rly? Where do I sign up?

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    10. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roman empire had bureaucrats and a complex bureaucratic structure that may well have survived the fall of the Roman Empire and moved into the structure of the Roman Catholic church.

      But bureaucracy dates back way before that - I think way back to the Sumerians or earlier. And probably the Egyptians, too.

    11. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for the observations about monarchs needing bureaucrats -- EVERYbody needs bureaucrats, unless you'd prefer the government to be run by astrology and guesswork.

      It worked pretty well for Reagan.

    12. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Nerd is distinct from Geek. Nerd falls below Geek in the pecking order.

      Only if you're a geek. Otherwise it's the other way around.

      Okay, nerds are less social, but they're also smarter.

    13. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard the British use of the word Geek roughly equates to the American usage of the word Nerd and Vice Versa.

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    14. Re:!newsfornerds is way wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed with a a correction - both the Nazi secret police (Gestapo) and the GDR Stasi were tiny organizations compared to rest of the government apparatus. They worked by recruiting countless of citizens to do the spying work for them. Not always under duress as those that lived through these times will always tell you - mostly voluntarily and happily.

  10. For a great study on Agincourt... by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...check out John Keegan's Face of Battle. It covers the battle of Agincourt and several other major battles - Waterloo and the Somme. This book really gives you a feel for the human element in these battles.

    As an additional stamp of approval, it's also on both the Army and USMC reading lists.

    1. Re:For a great study on Agincourt... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      I'm reading Cornwall's book Agincourt right now. It's a bit repetitive at times, and has a fictional main character, but otherwise provides a great deal of information on Henry V and his campaign through northern France. I'd never heard of the massacre at Soissons before the book, as well, but it was apparently bloody enough (in real life as well as in the book) to help convince Henry V that he should invade.

    2. Re:For a great study on Agincourt... by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Keegan is an excellent writer. I have read his book titled "Intelligence In War" several times. It really gives you an idea of how military intelligence has evolved over the years, and how it has affected the outcome of wars.

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    3. Re:For a great study on Agincourt... by hachete · · Score: 1

      Face Of Battle is indeed a fine book. The histiorography in the introduction is worth reading by itself, his shift from romantic descriptions of battles to more logical modes of battle analysis. Also worth reading are his books Mask Of Command and Five Armies In Normandy. The Mask Of Command is particularly useful in describing why Hitler was a bad leader, and Grant was so good. I read Grant's autobiography on the strength of that book.

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    4. Re:For a great study on Agincourt... by tcopeland · · Score: 1

      > Keegan is an excellent writer.

      Yup, right now he's got three books on the USMC reading list.

  11. I always suspected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    that a family member had served in the military back in the day.

    Signed,
    John Arrowbait

    1. Re:I always suspected by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      So you are French, are you?

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    2. Re:I always suspected by StarTux · · Score: 1

      Arrowbait? Wouldn't you have needed to use the French Battle records for 1415?

      In the interests of the Entente Cordiale the above statement is just a joke! :)

    3. Re:I always suspected by yanyan · · Score: 1

      Not in my family, thank goodness.

      Yours,
      John Yellowliver

  12. Ponderings on record keeping... by lumenistan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reports like this, where fairly old records are referenced, always make me wonder about the accounting that we keep regarding current events. To what degree will our own stories be available to future generations? We have an ever-growing dependency on a computerized-only storage monoculture, and frankly all this may just be a good $CATASTROPHE$ away from being made into doorstops.

    I'm not suggesting we transfer the contents of Slashdot to cave paintings, or transcribe $CELEBRITY_DU_JOUR$'s Tweets to stone tablets, but does anyone know of projects underway to preserve the highlights of modern history in some sort of permanent medium? Is anyone taking down the top x significant stories in a year and sticking them in a jar in a cave somewhere?
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    1. Re:Ponderings on record keeping... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      archive.org
      and no.

    2. Re:Ponderings on record keeping... by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      I imagine that there are at least dozens of libraries that archive major newspapers to microfilm (err, microform, I guess) and store it in artificial, man made caves.

      Apparently, some of the archives go back a ways:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspaperarchive

      And some are enormous:

      http://www.loc.gov/about/facts.html

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    3. Re:Ponderings on record keeping... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      We have an ever-growing dependency on a computerized-only storage monoculture

      I'm more concerned about the corporate/government insistence on deleting data older than some period of time, be it seven or five or three years, or even 60 days. It makes me ponder the possibility of limiting the admissibility of certain evidence in civil cases where the evidence is older than a particular timeframe. Otherwise, we risk intentionally deleting data that could be used by future generations to understand how our civilization works.

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    4. Re:Ponderings on record keeping... by ivoras · · Score: 1

      Throughout history it was mostly left to individual efforts and chance - while certain rulers tried the stone tablet method of ensuring their subjects would talk about them for centuries to come, most of the records were done for contemporary purposes. It was important, for example, to record who fought where because they needed to get paid (in some way; upto giving land, etc.) not because some descendant 1000 years later would want to know about it. In the same way, future digital archeologists will find information from this era based on how important it was in certain cases. I think that information that was mirrored widely, like the Linux kernel, will be readily found, while information that is centralized, like Facebook pictures of drunken students, will perish soon (cf. Geocities). Note that torrent data is mirrored in a "lesser" way than the Linux kernel example, because while the torrent files are mirrored widely, the files they point to are not mirrored publically and widely. And this is ok. It's sort of Darwinian selection of data - if people *want* to keep the memory of Michael Jackson alive forever, they will. If the yesterday's episode of $sitcom sucks, it will go away on its own.

      Unless a goverment or a rich person takes initiative to preserve unpopular data (peoples' personal information, tax records, etc.), this data will perish.

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    5. Re:Ponderings on record keeping... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      I can read this online - because it was written on Paper/vellum
      I can read the great works of literature - because they were written on paper
      I can read the original doomsday book online- because it was written on paper

      It is rather difficult to read the new Doomsday project (1986) - it was issued on laserdisc LV-ROM to be read by an Acorn BBC Master - this had to be reverse engineered in 2002 (because of obsolete hardware and systems) to be available at all ... and is now offline .....

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  13. Two technologies come to mind... by tcopeland · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...Sphinx for lightning-fast searches (and stemming, and relevancy, and much more) and Open Calais for text analysis. Combine this data set with those two tools and you could have a pretty nifty site.

    1. Re:Two technologies come to mind... by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      Pleh!

      Xapian and NLTK all the way!

  14. Wrong Side by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

    >The main campaigns of the period were to France but there were others to ... Scotland

    Sorry, but my ancestors were on the other side. Damn English. Well, they were good at raising cattle to steal.

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    1. Re:Wrong Side by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      AND they smelt of elderberries.

    2. Re:Wrong Side by dave562 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm with you, and my ancestors were with yours. They came from the Scotish low lands, and having done some research, it seems like their primary reason for living was reiving. http://www.rampantscotland.com/clans/blclanarmstrong.htm Damn the English!

    3. Re:Wrong Side by v4vijayakumar · · Score: 1

      cattle to steal

      this is a way to start war. cattle then, oil now.

    4. Re:Wrong Side by joss · · Score: 1
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  15. Well....there was this one... by djupedal · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I am Arthur, king of the Britons."

    "King of the who?" - "The Britons." - "Who are the Britons?" - "We all are. We're all Britons. And I am your king." - "Didn't know we had a king. I thought we're an autonomous collective." ... "I am your king!" - "I didn't vote for you." - "You don't vote for kings." - "How did you become king then?"

    "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying, by divine providence, that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king." - "Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from farcical aquatic ceremony."

  16. Binary Expansion by meehawl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's see...
    2009-1369 = 640 years
    Using a (conservative) 25 years/generation...
    640/25 ~= 25.6. Call it 26.
    2^26 = 67,108,864

    According to medieval demographics and human population, the number of people alive in "Europe" around then peaked at 70-100m *before* the famines and plagues of the 14th century. Europe would not regain that population peak again for 200 years.

    If you are caucasian then, given these figures, unless you are descended from a multi-generational set of *extremely* inbred kin, the probability that at least one of your ancestors was in that battle is quite high. The Most Recent Common Ancestor of all peoples. never mind all Europeans, is more recent than you think.

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    1. Re:Binary Expansion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Most Recent Common Ancestor [wikipedia.org] of all peoples. never mind all Europeans, is more recent than you think.

      Say, 6,000 some odd years?

    2. Re:Binary Expansion by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I think it's easier to see it if you imagine a matchmaker generation, imagine a fan down from the supposed ancestor and a fan upward from you. In 13 generations there's 2^13 = 8192 at the end of each fan - actually it will be more children and less parents, but it's a decent approximation. Now, for you not to be related all of those decendants must avoid being one of your ancenstors. Even though it's only a few thousands, there's millions of combinations. Even in a population of 100 milllion there's about 50% chance you will be related (Calculation: ((100 000 000 - 8 192) / 100 000 000)^8 192 = 0.511137763).

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  17. England and France by meehawl · · Score: 4, Informative

    I should add these population numbers:
    1350, England: 2,500,000
    1345, France: 20,200,000

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  18. Damn it!! by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I thought we were going to get to hear some 15th century hip-hop!

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  19. Just as I suspected by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Funny

    All of my ancestors are dead.

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    1. Re:Just as I suspected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am truly sorry for your lots

  20. Them's fightin words! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    Hey, cuz, who you callin an inbred?

    Just because I have a few attention issues... oooh, shiny!

    Anyhow, where was I? Say, yer mouth sure is purty!

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  21. Harry was right by uvdiv_blog · · Score: 2, Funny

    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered

  22. The search sucks by thewils · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I guess it's only a start, but speaking as someone who works on database searching from a website the search method they use really sucks. You practically have to know what you're looking for in order to find it, and once you do there's precious little information apart from a couple of names and a campaign. there's no hyperlinking (er, this _is_ the web in 2009 yaknow) and there's no way to just browse the data (see commanders in a campaign for instance) to pick up interesting facts or trends. In short, useless. Most people will look up a couple of names then forget about it completely.

    I hope I'm wrong.

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  23. Oh! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    So that's where my great great great great great grandfather's bleeding left eye rolled to.

  24. Braveheart by rossdee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scotland was not a part of England at the time.

    1. Re:Braveheart by bw-sf · · Score: 4, Informative

      Scotland is not now, and never has been, part of England.

    2. Re:Braveheart by siloko · · Score: 1

      Scotland was not a part of England at the time.

      nor, as it happens, was Freedom! Where as now we're as free as pigs in shit!

    3. Re:Braveheart by magarity · · Score: 1

      Scotland was not a part of England at the time
       
      But now they're ruled by wankers.

    4. Re:Braveheart by mike2R · · Score: 1

      It's nae good blamin it oan the English fir colonising us. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant, healthy culture to be colonised by. No. We're ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The lowest of the fuckin low, the scum of the earth. The most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat intae creation. Ah don't hate the English. They just git oan wi the shite thuv goat. Ah hate the Scots.

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    5. Re:Braveheart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scotland has never been a part of England.

  25. Did anyone else read this as by mrwolf007 · · Score: 1

    Medieval UK battles records released online.
    Even so i never heard of recording mafia called Medieval it would be kinda fitting.

    1. Re:Did anyone else read this as by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Sorta' like World War Noises in 4?

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  26. John vs. George by unix_geek_512 · · Score: 1

    28502 matches for John.

    147 matches for George.

    Something tells me John was a popular name.

    I thought St. George was the patron saint.

    1. Re:John vs. George by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the 14th century most people would have held St Edmund as the patron saint of England. St George was more associated with the Knights Of The Garter and the monarchy. It wasn't really until the 16th century that St George had fully taken over the national role.

    2. Re:John vs. George by tancque · · Score: 1

      wtf? I did not post here?
      Hey! Why are you using my sig :-)

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    3. Re:John vs. George by Xest · · Score: 1

      He's also patron saint of Palestine amongst other places but I bet there aren't many Georges there! -

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_George

      There's a St. George's Basilica in the Czech republic too as well as the information listed there.

      St. George certainly got around, even if his name didn't!

    4. Re:John vs. George by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      St. Edmund has the advantange of actually having set foot in England, unlike St. George.

      The history of how we managed to get a palestinian patron saint is probably fascinating, but haven't found anything about it googling for it.

    5. Re:John vs. George by OldBus · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia's St George article has information. At least as interesting is how Germany came to have an English (!) patron saint: St Boniface

  27. Battle Wax! by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I assumed they were Medieval UK was a music label myself and assumed they had put their battle records online.

    1. Re:Battle Wax! by metaforest · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that Medieval UK was set to battle someone over their albums being released online....

      What a fuxing messed up summary title... from the typical moronic editorial skills of kdawson....

    2. Re:Battle Wax! by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      I was thinking 'Medieval UK Battle' was the name of a band and they were recording a track called "Released Online"

      Then I read the title again and all confusion was eliminated. Time for your morning coffee?

  28. Re:The UK was formed in 1707 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, "A United Kingdom" rather than "The United Kingdom" was formed then when the Scots ran out of cash when the Darien scheme went tits up, but the current "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" was only established in the 1920s.

    In the late 1600s there was a lot of talking up of the similarities of the inhabitants of the islands of Britain, and the "Kingdom of Great Britain" was what resulted from the union. It didn't stop various disaffected Scots wandering south in the 1700s.

  29. The great UK Venn Diagram by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:The great UK Venn Diagram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. What? No. Your diagram clearly shows that England and Scotland are part of Great Britain. They are both separate entities.

  30. Am I blind or what? by hat_eater · · Score: 1

    The Beebs posted a link somewhere in this story, I just can't see it, right? Right? Tell me they're not that dumb. The whole point is that the records are released ONLINE.

    1. Re:Am I blind or what? by Auz · · Score: 1

      On the right-hand side, under "Related Internet Links".

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    2. Re:Am I blind or what? by hat_eater · · Score: 1

      Whew. Thanks!

  31. I was hoping for the scores.... by Goffee71 · · Score: 1

    Duke of Monmouth 705 vs Earl of Derby 1,201 (away win)
    Lord Gloucester 11,703 vs The French 602 (home win)
    The Scots 0 vs The Highland Scots 0 (match abandoned due to fog)

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  32. Re:The UK was formed in 1707 by mnky-33 · · Score: 1

    Indeed, slashdot seems to be incapable of telling the difference between the UK and England. It leads to confusion until I read the article.

  33. Re:90% success by GeorgeStone22 · · Score: 0

    Haha, you complain about the British "Getting their asses handed to them" in 1944 when warfare was still in its infancy, and include the gem that if it wasn't for the US we would be . Yet, the great USA invaded Iraq (Twice) and gets their asses handed to them both times. Yet claims victory for both. Then there's Vietnam. No you're right. The US is a true master of warfare and we should be happy to have your troops behind us (Most likely shooting us in the back). Seriously, without us in WW2 there wouldn't have been a WW2 and the Nazi's would have taken the whole of europe. No one was doing shit until our little island nation decided enough was enough. You ignorance astounds me.

  34. Re:The UK was formed in 1707 by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    Next you'll be telling me King Arthur didn't battle Judah Ben Hur in medieaval Winsconsin in order to gain control of the magical Rosetta Stone, carved by God on Mount Everest with his ten commandments to be given to Alexander the Great, pharoah of Nevada!

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  35. Re:90% success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yet they still managed to build the biggest empire in history, marched the Canadians right into the US capital, won the battle of Britain without the need for US support, defeated a nation 10,000 miles away when outnumbered 10 to 1 (Falklands) and are still required to help the US in pretty much every modern conflict because US forces are not skilled enough to go it alone.

    This is as opposed to say, the US and France, who haven't ever been able to act unilaterally in military conflicts, from US war of independence where they had to work together all the way through to Vietnam where one of their few unilateral attempts ended up in severe and miserable defeat to the gulf wars where foreign help was needed and even then the US parts of the campaigns were abysmal failures with thousands of US soldiers killed.

    It seems a bit silly to talk down British military history whilst using the US and France as counter-examples when out of Britain, France, the US (and even Spain and Germany), Britain is the only nation of them all to have managed to act both unilaterally and achieve near consistent success in the wars it's been involved in as opposed to the almost constant defeat for US and French forces - sometimes even when they've had massive foreign support.

    Hell, even on D-Day the US needed British sailors to get them to shore and when they did get to shore, the only purely US beachhead (Omaha) was the biggest disaster out the lot with 4,500 US soldiers dead vs. only 1,200 Germans. Compare this to Gold, Juno and Sword which were equally strongly defended by the Germans and were where the purely British or British and Canadian forces landed and they only suffered around 400 - 500 at each beach whilst killing thousands of Germans and destroying much armour too. So much for the British operations being a shambles then when on the 3 British managed beacheads the deathtoll was less then a 3rd of the US casualties on a single beachhead with more German forces destroyed too.

    No, the reality is if the British do one thing right it's military campaigns, their history of being a nation of war winners is testament to this. The US and France with their failures from the war of 1812 to Vietnam, to even the US campaign in Iraq for the US and France's consistent and repeated failure against the British empire, their Napoleonic defeats by the British, their twice losing their country in the 20th century to the Germans is testament to the abject failures these nations consistently are in military campaigns. At least use a nation like Russia that's had much military success through the years, in fact, even Germany, Italy and particularly Spain and Portugal despite their defeats have also had more success over the years. This is why half of the Americas speak Spanish/Portuguese and the other half speak English and pretty much none speak French.

  36. Rievers stole cattle from both sides by fantomas · · Score: 1

    If your ancestors were rievers they probably stole cattle from both sides. Rievers and the borderers generally had a strong reputation of not worrying too much about philosophical high ideals like nationality when an opportunity for a little extra wealth presented itself.

    Many cases of rievers joining the Scottish army as they marched south to join with a bit of English plundering and happily picking off wounded and unwary Scots soldiers or joining in English counter-raids on the return journey (and vice versa).

    Not so many cases of rievers standing in a field next to a herd of unattended cows and asking "should we check if these are English cows or Scots cows before we decide whether to rustle them away?" ;-)

  37. Interesting... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I found 15, though none above the rank of knight, which is about right from what I know of the family history post-Conquest (they lapsed into obscurity in Norfolk, and don't really reappear until the 16th cent.)

    However, I have to ask - if the male line died out, how do you come to have your surname? Cadet branch?

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    1. Re:Interesting... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The line that died out was the line that had ancestral claims to the throne. The last male passed the right's to the Plantangenets who got their arse kicked in the war of the roses.

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  38. Re:90% success by Octorian · · Score: 1

    Well, if it wasn't for your little island nation, and that larger nation to the south both wanting to exact revenge on Germany in the Treaty of Versailles after WWI, there wouldn't have been a WWII in the first place. So there!

    If only President Wilson had been in better health and was able to get his plans for the treaty through the heads of European leaders...

  39. Often attempts at humor are not actually funny. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    The problem, as I see it, is that there are often attempts at humor that are not actually funny. And often those attempts dominate an important discussion.

  40. Copyright of source material not available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is typical of the National Archives. They take a document which belongs to Britain and for which the copyright has long since expired, and allow a third party to compile data from it suitable for insertion into a database. Great stuff... except they also allow that third party to retain copyright of the data as it exists in the database, thus forcing anybody else who might want to use the source material to go through the whole process again or pay up.

    The 'researchers' only allow you to conduct searches via their query engine. They don't make the source material available as a download. The same is true of the Old Bailey records which went on line a while back and other sources.

    They have to cover their costs, I hear you say. But these are research projects and the National Archives don't even bother to negotiate a limit on the rights of the researchers. They could for instance require the researchers to make the data source available after a set period.

    The Doomsday Book is a thousand years old. You would have thought that it would be available on line free of charge by now. It isn't. The National Archives allowed a third party to perform a new translation (that way they get copyright on their brand spanking new work) and put that on the net but only via a query engine. No source material available.

    The people running the National Archives should be sacked for incompetence.

  41. oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ') AGAINST ('' IN BOOLEAN MODE)' at line 1

    they might want to fix that...

  42. Re:90% success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nationalism is a very sad sad thing, getting all chest thumpy over your people or our people or their people killing thousands is pathetic.

  43. You may likely have an ancestor in the list by readin · · Score: 1

    A quick bit of math shows that if we assume a new generation is born approximately every 25 years, and if you're not too badly inbred, then you should have about (2 parents)^(400 years ago/25 years)=2^16=65536 ancestors. It's an order of magnitude estimate (doubles or halves if you add or remove a generation) but it shows that if your ancestors are primarily European and especially if they are primarily British, then you have a pretty good chance of having an ancestor somewhere in that database.

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  44. Re:90% success by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

    This is why half of the Americas speak Spanish/Portuguese and the other half speak English and pretty much none speak French.

    I'm from the French part of Louisiana, you insensitive clod!

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  45. Re:90% success by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 1

    Shhh! You do know we let them think that, because every time they start feeling a bit insecure, they get into it with some under-funded dictatorship or island nation or something, don't you? I am right next door (north-wise) and keep having to remind myself to keep my trap shut about the whole 1812 thing. I figure there's a good bet that if they ever remember that bit of history, they'll want a rematch, and that will interrupt hockey season.

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  46. Enquiring minds want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything in there about a Knight that goes "nee"?

  47. Re:90% success by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
    the only purely US beachhead (Omaha) was the biggest disaster out the lot with 4,500 US soldiers dead vs. only 1,200 Germans.

    Before you go badmouthing the US again over D Day, there are two things you might want to take into account. (Or not, if you prefer being an ignorant bigot.) First, Gold, Sword and Juno beaches were nice and level, with ample access to the land behind it, while Omaha was backed by cliffs with only limited, narrow exits, well defended by the Germans. Second, Omaha Beach was the one place in Normandy that you could be sure would be picked for a landing, if there were one in Normandy at all. Thus, it was not only one of the hardest beaches to exit, it was also, by far, the best defended. The important thing about Omaha Beach isn't that there were so many US casualties, but that under the above circumstances, there were so few. It could easily have been worse; if Rommel had been in tactical control and allowed to use the troops as he saw fit, he might actually have driven the landing back into the sea at Omaha, unlike every place else.

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  48. Awesome! by Tolkien · · Score: 1

    Oh holy crap. The original spelling of my family name has TONNES of references. COOL!!