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East Africa Gets High-Speed Internet Access Via Undersea Cable

Abel Mebratu writes with this excerpt from the BBC: "The first undersea cable to bring high-speed internet access to East Africa has gone live. The fiber-optic cable, operated by African-owned firm Seacom, connects South Africa, Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda and Mozambique to Europe and Asia. The firm says the cable will help to boost the prospects of the region's industry and commerce. The cable — which is 17,000km long — took two years to lay and cost more than $650m."

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  1. Re:Snip Snip Snip by adnonsense · · Score: 5, Funny

    is this cable gonna be a magnet for undersea pirates!?

    If it's coiled the right way, I'm sure it will be.

  2. Re:Snip Snip Snip by CSMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Undersea pirates?

    Are you telling me they have developed gills now?

  3. $650M for a 17000km cable... by this+great+guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    It cost $11.65/foot - probably a Monster Cable.

    1. Re:$650M for a 17000km cable... by laejoh · · Score: 5, Funny

      African or european data?

    2. Re:$650M for a 17000km cable... by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      It cost $11.65/foot - probably a Monster Cable.

      Aye! It be a Sea Monster Cable!

    3. Re:$650M for a 17000km cable... by laejoh · · Score: 2, Funny

      /bin/laden

  4. Re:Mod Parent Up. by derGoldstein · · Score: 3, Funny

    A less cynical person

    There's no such thing as "less cynical" on slashdot. There's only "over-cynical", "super-cynical", and "Anonymous Coward".

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  5. Re:Pirated broadband by rm999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They mean that bit torrent users in Somalia were using up so much bandwidth that the cable couldn't be used

  6. Re:Good, now I can get more money from Nigeria. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

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  7. Re:Mod Parent Up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's Anonymous Cowardon to you, MISTER!

  8. Re:Very good news! by pinkushun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously not, I'm posting this from South Africa - Would've posted sooner but my lion got stuck behind a giraffe-pileup on the freeway.

  9. Arrrghhh! Walk the plank, you scurvy dog.... by rts008 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That comment caused my parrot to fall off the poop deck in laughter whilst trying to add the wooden knobs to the Sea Monster cables, you insensitive clod!

    May your sea-fairing, peg-legged ass be keel-hauled for this!...it was a good parrot, mate, and I'll miss it a lot!

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  10. Ahoy, me Hearties! by axllent · · Score: 2, Funny

    So now the East Africans will have the ability to be virtual pirates too!

    Ahh cummon, someone had to say it ;-)

  11. Re:Very good news! by _merlin · · Score: 2, Funny
  12. Great news indeed!... by RuBLed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi, I am Somalian prince.... ^@$%#@^ no carrier

  13. From the undeveloped side of Silicon valley by viking80 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I live in San Jose, California. I can see Google, and other campuses from my house. I can not get High speed internet. I use a dial-up line. I am just a little bit up the hill, and the new development less than 200m down the hill all have high speed DSL, they also have comcast cable. All that does me little good, as nobody will connect me.

    Maybe the telecom companies will have extra resources to connect me, now that they are finished with Africa.

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  14. Re:Snip Snip Snip by andreyvul · · Score: 2, Funny

    my comment has a citation

    [citation needed]

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  15. Re:Good, now I can get more money from Nigeria. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoosh!