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Tenenbaum Lawyers Now Passing the Hat

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Just when you think this case couldn't get any stranger, it now appears that the defendant's 'legal team' in SONY BMG Music Entertainment v. Tenenbaum is passing the hat, taking up a collection. Only the reason for the collection isn't to defray costs and expenses of further defending the action, but to pay the RIAA the amount of the judgment so that their client won't have to declare bankruptcy. I would suggest there might have been a much better way of avoiding bankruptcy. It's called 'handling the case competently.'"

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  1. Re:original summary is better by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

    CmdrTaco was probably worried about being sued for libel by ... the Harvard law school! Does he have anything to worry about, though?

    Nah.
    1. It was an expression of an opinion.
    2. Truth is a defense.

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  2. Re:$20 is too much by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    You want people to donate $600,000 to the RIAA? Is this from the Onion?

    I'm still hoping I've been pranked.

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  3. Re:original summary is better by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. It was an expression of an opinion.
    2. Truth is a defense.

    Don't worry, corporate lawyers are working on that.

  4. Re:$20 is too much by NervousNerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no. What you do instead, is send them 600,000 CD's with the Free Software Song on them.

  5. Re:I have a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Well if you could do better, go try :)

    Oooohhhhh -- smiley, smiley.

    Aren't you just the smug little son of a bitch?

  6. Re:obl. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, but they are new to this whole overlord thing. They've been underlords for so long that they're being a bit hamfisted about it too.

  7. Re:I have a question by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fixed that for you. Not every record label is an evil extortionist.

    Indeed. The rest are just wannabes.

  8. Re:Cum Laude by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also it indicates he did follow the path of Lincoln somewhat in that he worked his way through night school at a law firm, which might have a bit to do with his choosing that handle.

    That may very well be true, but Lincoln was taller.

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  9. Re:I have a question by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    But you can only buy the latest digitally enhanced hot chick's sounds by one of the labels the RIAA represents.

    Obviously, what we need is open source digitally enhanced hot chicks.

  10. Re:I have a question by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Are you admitting liability for all 30 sound recordings" is not asking "Are you liable"

    I guess you were absent the day they were handing out brains.

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  11. Re:NYCL, silent???? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well like you say, you're an "RIAA Shill".

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