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Even More Restriction For German Internet
tikurion writes "It's only been a few weeks since the law dubbed Zugangserschwerungsgesetz (access impediment law) was passed in the German Parliament despite over 140,000 signatures of people opposed to it. The law will go into effect in mid-October 2009. Now Minister for Family Affairs Ursula von der Leyen implied in an interview that she is planning on extending the reach of the law, claiming '...or else the great Internet is in danger of turning into a lawless range of chaos, where you're allowed to bully, insult, and deceive limitlessly.' More on golem.de via Google translate (here is the German original)."
where you're allowed to bully, insult, and deceive limitlessly.
If this was their goal, there would only need to be one domain on the list.
Heaven:
Where the police are British,
The cooks are Italian,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is:
Where the police are German,
The cooks are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.
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"No Internet for you!"
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...silly walks.
I think their government might not only have an access impediment, but also a speech impediment with a name like "Zugangserschwerungsgesetz".
It'd have to be a machine that go could pretty far back. Way back, even.
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Das computenmachine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy schnappen der springwerk, blownfusen, und poppenoorken mit spittzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken signtseeren keepen hands in das pockets--relaxen und watch das blinkenlights.
Hey watch it, that's Germany you are talking about. In Germany, it is forbidden to talk about Nazi's, even when they are censoring the internet.
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But then the small indoors is in danger. We need to move everybody to the moon, starting with the people who create laws like these.
The moon? The MOON ?! You're thinking way too short.
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I'm on OSX, you insensitive clod.
In all honesty, I couldn't understand any of them (the germans) anyways.
Hell, Google can barely understand them...
pichan. Now even more irrational.
Don't forget 666chan.... I suppose the devil's in the details, though.
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