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Scammer Plants a Fake ATM At Defcon 17

Groo Wanderer writes "Normally, a well-crafted fake ATM would skim a lot of card information before it was noticed, if it was ever noticed at all. Because it is safer for the criminals and harder to prosecute, financial crimes like this are spreading fast. If you are smart, you don't try to pull one off in the middle of a computer security convention where the attendees are very good at spotting such scams. That said, some not-so-bright criminal tried to plant a fake ATM at Defcon. He now has one less fake ATM and a whole lot of investigators on his tail."

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  1. Epic Fail by TornCityVenz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One wonders if it wasn't just bait to get security to tip their hand for a more thought out caper.

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    1. Re:Epic Fail by Fluffeh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would doubt that. If anything, maybe someone suggested it as a location for a joke and some dumb bewb fell for it.

      It would be like telling some dumb fool to try to set up fake slot machines in the lobby of some Vegas casino for a laugh and watching the tit go ahead and do it...

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    2. Re:Epic Fail by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      One wonders if it wasn't just bait to get security to tip their hand for a more thought out caper.

      Been watching Oceans Eleven have we?

    3. Re:Epic Fail by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

          That was my thought too. I'd suspect if it was a prank, the PC will have a note taped to it saying "Welcome to DefCon" or something like that, hopefully with a description of the prank and the root/Administrator password to the machine so they can inspect it.

          Of course, no forensics person (hopefully) would just log in with the given password, as if it was real, it could trip a cleanup routine. Providing the password would simply be a show of good faith to it being a prank.

          It could have been a fraud, and the folks doing it had no clue that Defcon was about to happen, and/or they had no clue what Defcon is.

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    4. Re:Epic Fail by TiberSeptm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A better show of good faith would be if the card-reader were not actually connected internally with a sticky note inside saying that was done intentionally. At least that's what I'd do if I wanted to pull a prank like that and not face 5+ years in prison.

    5. Re:Epic Fail by cyclomedia · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or Ronin, the "Would you take a picture of me and my wife?" scene

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  2. Defcon 5 isn't peaceful enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know we've been pulling out of Iraq, but going down to Defcon 17 just seems ridiculous.

    1. Re:Defcon 5 isn't peaceful enough by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would put world peace at around 8.

      10 would be a massive party with excessive amounts of alcohol.

      12 would have half of them die of various overdoses.

  3. Pedant Warning! by ZackSchil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

    1. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, like we are going to RTFA the farking article.

    2. Re:Pedant Warning! by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 2, Funny

      ***WOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH***

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    3. Re:Pedant Warning! by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Read at your own risk.

      At whom else's risk would I read it?

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    4. Re:Pedant Warning! by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it is referring to the other, NSFW definition of ATM. This is a hotel in Las Vegas, you know.

    5. Re:Pedant Warning! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Asynchronous Transfer Mode? (Imagining that as a sexual euphemism gives me all kinds of degrading ideas)

    6. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Modded redundant! One can almost taste the poetic justice.

    7. Re:Pedant Warning! by rlseaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would you really prefer "AT Machine" and "PI Number"?

    8. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't tell if you're joking or if you're actually that stupid. I'm pretty sure the perfected way would just be ATM and PIN, without the redundancy.

    9. Re:Pedant Warning! by johncadengo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can just imagine the conversations...

      "Honey, I'm at the at machine, but I forgot my pi number."
      "Daniel babe, its 3141 you should know this by now."

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    10. Re:Pedant Warning! by jbburks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is hosted in the US. It's at the poster's and the hoster's risk. I can sue you if it's true. I can sue you if it's not true. I can sue you if I'm blind and you don't have captions on the images. I would not sue for these, but plenty of other operators have been sued for just this kind of thing.

    11. Re:Pedant Warning! by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      But I *want* an Automatic ATM Machine and a Personal PIN Number!

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    12. Re:Pedant Warning! by epine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

      Languages are shaped by cognitive cost. This is what Steven Pinker seems not to get. There _is_ an innate language instinct, it's just not what he thinks it is. What we all share is the ability to introspect the cognitive cost of figuring out "WTH is this dude trying to convey?"

      One of the key insights on language is that Lempel-Ziv compression never transmits the compression dictionary. The dictionary is implied because the compression program and the decompression program share the same dictionary construction heuristic. This is a trick you can pull off only if the two sides of the channel share the same cognitive architecture. There are no shortage of examples out there of how fast communication breaks down when the parties begin with fundamentally different premises on how to structure the categories of thought.

      Here's another fundamental question: what portion of the brain's cognitive activity is devoted to power management? For one thing, glucose is precious resource, and the brain is a chug-a-lug organ where it comes to glucose consumption. For another, the brain is costly to cool. From the real-time perspective (which governed 5.999 million years of human evolution), there's not much use firing up the abstract-noun chocolate factory when you need a survival response in under 100ms.

      There's another truism here: fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. (Or, if you've spent forty years fouling your spark plugs, "fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.")

      When you get surprised by a lion, first you need to act, secondly, you need to record, to avert recurrence, after deferred reflection.

      However, the brain does not record broad-spectrum. There's just too much. It's easy to build a PVR these days with 1TB of storage. I still haven't seen one where the tuner is replaced by a DC-to-daylight recording mode.

      You can't defer deciding what to record for very long. So this is an obligatory cognitive function when your brain is already heavily loaded. At high enough stress levels, the recording function does shut down. Assessing and responding to cognitive burden is a mission-critical survival function. This is a key foundation for language learning.

      A child doesn't need a special gene to discover the linguistic consequences of garden path sentence structures. "Oh damn, my mind when the wrong direction, and I wasted cognitive effort". Thus a child can self-infer a constraint on viable grammatical form, even if, in the manner of an LZW dictionary, the constraint is never explicitly conveyed from the language proficient to the language learner. The underlying assumption that makes this work in practise is that the architectural model of the child's brain resembles that of the rest of the population. This is 99% satisfied by being a member of the same species, without any weird genetic Pinkerisms.

      As the language convention becomes more sophisticated, some parameters in the ambiguity resolution process become social constructs. Given a conflict between two heuristics, which takes priority? The important thing to realize about socially determined linguistic parameters is that they tend to vary across discourse settings. Experts have slightly different rules among themselves than apply in heterogeneous settings, where, e.g. half the people involved are ESL.

      There was a thread here the other day on the consequences of a non-specialist treating guilt and liability as vaguely synonymous in exactly the wrong forum (wrists cuffed to ankles by the minions of RIAA).

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    13. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Being Canadian I usually call it a 'bank machine' rather than an ATM. That is the common term here, very few people call it an ATM. The funny thing is, when I lived in the U.S. I would have to remember to use the term ATM instead of bank machine. While some people knew what I meant when I would ask, "where's the closest bank machine," an unbelievable number would look at me with a blank stare and ask what I meant. Then I would remember and say, "the closest ATM." Then I would get a look of understanding and then the directions. In fact I would hazard that something like 60 or 70% of the people would respond like that. I can't give exact numbers, but absolutely for sure, most people didn't know what I meant by 'bank machine'. The same when I asked for the 'bathroom'. I would have to translate to 'rest room' (the WC for those overseas :) ). When I remembered to use the local term, they would ask why I call it a bathroom, there aren't any baths there. And I would reply, why do you call it a rest room, I can tell you for sure I won't be doing any resting... maybe a lot of grunting, but no resting. It's funny how English can be so different. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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    14. Re:Pedant Warning! by machine321 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, in Canada, if you're going to steal a money-dispensing machine, you tell people you're going to take a BM?

    15. Re:Pedant Warning! by v1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You just need to learn more aboot the language before you visit.

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    16. Re:Pedant Warning! by ikkonoishi · · Score: 3, Funny

      The real one is worse.
      http://www.all-acronyms.com/cat/9/ATM

      "Abbreviatiated text messaging" *shudder*

    17. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Back at you.

    18. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's the 'warsh room' to you buddy. ;-)

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    19. Re:Pedant Warning! by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm baffled by this...

      Where were you in the US that people didn't know what a bathroom was? I mean that seriously - I've never in my life met someone who spoke English with at least medium facility who didn't know the terms "bathroom" "toilet" "restroom" "powder room" or "washroom," or any number of other more slangy terms for it. "WC" is a little less common in the US, but still generally understood.

      And "Bank Machine" isn't a common term over here, but where were you that people weren't able to figure it out? If they were also completely flummoxed by "bath room" I'm going to guess it was an area where lead paint chips were a regional delicacy? Or was this so long ago that the devices were unknown to many? I did go on a trip to Oklahoma some years back where kids would actually ask if they could watch me use "the magic money machine," but those were children in a VERY small town, the machines were a novelty in many larger areas, and the kids in question were about 6-8 years old.

      I absolutely don't mean to come off as hostile - I'm honestly amazed and curious.

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    20. Re:Pedant Warning! by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The same when I asked for the 'bathroom'.

      I, too, find American's aversion to referring to toilets by anything that vaguely resembles what one might do in them, damn strange. With that said, given their obsession with germs and hygiene is unsurpassed by pretty much no other culture (with the possible exception of the Japanese), I suppose it's not all that surprising.

      I have an English friend who likes to tell the story of the first time he was in the US, trying to find a toilet in a shopping centre ("though they call it a 'mall'", he likes to chuckle about), and asked a security guard for directions.

      First he asked "where's the loo". <blank stare>
      Then he asked "where's the WC". <blank stare>
      Then he asked "where's the bathroom". <blank stare>
      Then he asked "where's the toilet". <blank stare>

      Finally, someone standing nearby who had overheard, said "the rest room is over there".

      He likes to reflect on how, of all the countries he's travelled to in the world (most of which do not have English as a local language), the one he had the hardest trouble finding a toilet in (due to comprehension problems) was America. This usually happens in the context of a "Great Britain and the USA, two countries separated by a common language" style discussion. :)

    21. Re:Pedant Warning! by PitViper401 · · Score: 3, Funny

      hey I love ping pong!

    22. Re:Pedant Warning! by saleenS281 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's A2M.

    23. Re:Pedant Warning! by PachmanP · · Score: 2, Informative

      I, too, find American's aversion to referring to toilets by anything that vaguely resembles what one might do in them, damn strange.

      Nah, we just don't like to refer to it as the shitter or the pisser in polite company.

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    24. Re:Pedant Warning! by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's the 'warsh room' to you buddy. ;-)

      Yes, if you're retarded or from the Maritimes, but I repeat myself.

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    25. Re:Pedant Warning! by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lastly he said "Please direct me to your nearest porcelain receptacle that I may initiate peristalsis and thus deposit my faeces therein."

      On a related note, there's those baby wipes called "Baby Faces" and I so which I could photoshop those in real life and add an "e" to make it "Baby Faeces".

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    26. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is Slashdot. You're allowed to say 'fucking'.

    27. Re:Pedant Warning! by honkycat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suspect the failed communication was due to pronunciation rather than vocabulary. While "loo" and especially "WC" are very rare terms over here, "bathroom" is certainly the primary, standard term for almost everyone I know. Public bathrooms are typically called restrooms, but I'd be totally shocked to find someone who called their bathroom at home a restroom.

      However, I could completely imagine someone with a moderate or thick British accent having a lot of trouble communicating with someone in the US. There are a lot of regional US accents that bear little resemblance to some of the British speech patterns, and a lot of people don't get outside their region very often.

    28. Re:Pedant Warning! by quadrox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "A child doesn't need a special gene to discover the linguistic consequences of garden path sentence structures. "Oh damn, my mind when the wrong direction, and I wasted cognitive effort". Thus a child can self-infer a constraint on viable grammatical form, even if, in the manner of an LZW dictionary, the constraint is never explicitly conveyed from the language proficient to the language learner."

      Oh how I wish that were true. I have seen too many people complain about something someone did, only to do it themselfes and not realizing it. Most people lack the sort of self reflection that allows them to see the error in their ways.

    29. Re:Pedant Warning! by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Funny

      On a related note, there's those baby wipes called "Baby Faces" and I so which I could photoshop those in real life and add an "e" to make it "Baby Faeces".

      Don't even start me on the portable toilets called "Honey Bucket"...

    30. Re:Pedant Warning! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      "powder room" and "washroom" would confuse me (the terms are never used 'round here) but not understanding "bathroom" must have required very special medical treatment.

    31. Re:Pedant Warning! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Um...Congratulations?

    32. Re:Pedant Warning! by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Am I the only one who has lived in a house where it had a a literal bath room - as in, a room with a bath (and shower head) in it, and nothing else? And the toilet was a separate room, so you didn't occupy the toilet whilst you were having a bath. Given I like to have a long soak in a bath tub - generally with a book - this seemed an excellent notion, but it somehow seems bizarre that you ask for, and look for a bath, when what you really need is a toilet. Presuming you don't use these two facilities interchangably (and if you do, you're not allowed to visit my house) why should you use the words interchangably?

    33. Re:Pedant Warning! by vorlich · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Miami City, when I lived there, I went down to the deli/supermarket/minimarket that sells everything and had the following conversation:

      VORLICH:[In his best Scottish Grammar School English] "and can I have four AA batteries, please?"
      SALESGUY: "Y'Wot?"
      VORLICH: [speaking slower and pointing directly to them] "Four AA Batteries, please."
      SALESGUY: "Y'Wot?"
      VORLICH: "Four AA badderees, please."
      SALESGUY: "Aw, why'd y'not say that?

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    34. Re:Pedant Warning! by ATMD · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course, whether you get to do any is another matter.

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    35. Re:Pedant Warning! by BrentH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here in the Netherlands everyone calls it either 'to PIN some money' (because everyone refers to their debit-cards as PIN-cards) or 'to get some money from the wall'. Can't get used to 'ATM' either. Although I think I just read it in the comments just now, I cant remember what ATM stands for.

    36. Re:Pedant Warning! by Bertie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Barclays (I think) have actually TRADEMARKED the term Hole In The Wall and label their machines with it now. Somebody else has claimed Cashpoint as their own. Doesn't seem right to me, what with decades of prior art having put those terms well and truly in the public domain, but I don't make the rules.

    37. Re:Pedant Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What we all share is the ability to introspect the cognitive cost of figuring out "WTH Hell is this dude trying to convey?"

      Fixed that for you.

    38. Re:Pedant Warning! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Donde esta casa de pepe?

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    39. Re:Pedant Warning! by blueskies · · Score: 2, Funny

      NYC?

    40. Re:Pedant Warning! by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can I touch you for a fag?

    41. Re:Pedant Warning! by BronsCon · · Score: 2, Funny

      like a redundant reuse of similar duplicate terms that mean the same thing?

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    42. Re:Pedant Warning! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      I get a kick out of those TV commercials where they anthropomorphize the toilet paper and have them as happy little pillows dancing around. I wonder to myself how much they will be smiling once I wipe shit all over their faces.

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    43. Re:Pedant Warning! by Internalist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Languages are shaped by cognitive cost.

      What are you talking about? Languages are shaped by a lot of things...social conventions, acquisition/induction in the face of noisy data, possible predispositions/biases towards particular analyses of novel data...but not cognitive cost. Unless you're using those words to mean something non-obvious.

      This is what Steven Pinker seems not to get. There _is_ an innate language instinct, it's just not what he thinks it is. What we all share is the ability to introspect the cognitive cost of figuring out "WTH is this dude trying to convey?"

      I'm no Pinker apologist (Jackendoff is better, for my money), but I'm pretty sure that there's not much that Pinker "doesn't get" about language...other than in the obvious sense that we're all on this voyage of knowledge and there are tonnes of things that we collectively don't know about language. The view of the "language instinct" espoused by Pinker has undergone a lot of revision, including by him (maybe try reading something post-1994. I recommend Words and Rules.) Also, the things that we're able to introspect about our language production ("how do I say X?") or comprehension ("what does Y mean when that person says it?") is a relatively small corner of the cognitive edifice that undergirds our linguistic knowledge. Moreover, it's rare that we have to explicitly reason through to an interpretation...most of the time there's no introspection involved at all.

      One of the key insights on language is that Lempel-Ziv compression never transmits the compression dictionary.

      Really? That's funny, because not a single one of the textbooks I've opened in 9 years of studying linguistics has mentioned gzip as representing one of the key insights of language.

      The dictionary is implied because the compression program and the decompression program share the same dictionary construction heuristic. This is a trick you can pull off only if the two sides of the channel share the same cognitive architecture. There are no shortage of examples out there of how fast communication breaks down when the parties begin with fundamentally different premises on how to structure the categories of thought.

      You don't need to have different cognitive category-structures for communication to break down. Moreover, there aren't any concepts that aren't expressible in some human language. Sure there may not be an English word that means zeitgeist (to trot out a hackneyed example), but that doesn't mean I can't use some longer construction to express the same meaning (look in your Deutsch-English dict for some hints).

      Here's another fundamental question: what portion of the brain's cognitive activity is devoted to power management? For one thing, glucose is precious resource, and the brain is a chug-a-lug organ where it comes to glucose consumption. For another, the brain is costly to cool. From the real-time perspective (which governed 5.999 million years of human evolution), there's not much use firing up the abstract-noun chocolate factory when you need a survival response in under 100ms.

      I'm not clear what this has to do with anything else, so I'll mostly gloss over it. BUT, I'm pretty sure it doesn't cost THAT much to cool one's head, since a lot of our heat escapes that way anyhow (lots of blood vessels really close to the surface, hence the propensity for head injuries to bleed like the dickens).

      [...]

      You can't defer deciding what to record for very long. So this is an obligatory cognitive function when your brain is already heavily loaded. At high enough stress levels, the recording function does shut down. Assessing and responding to cognitive burden is a mission-critical survival function. This is a key foundation for language learning.

      First anguage acquisition happens in the absence of explicit tutoring, and

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  4. Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforcemt by Radtastic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FTA, "Conference organizers notified local law enforcement who hauled away the machine on Thursday or Friday".... Wouldn't they have been better served monitoring the device to see who came and picked it up?

    Sorry, I'm no expert here. Is there a way to monitor if the device was broadcasting wirelessly, preventing the need of a physical retrieval?

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  5. Fake ATMs by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Funny

    They make it sound like this was done by criminals. Who's to say it wasn't really a job offer in disguise? ;) "First person here to notice this gets a job offer."

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  6. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by ZackSchil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even if they could monitor it wirelessly, they should have just carefully disabled the wireless transmission (aluminum foil?) and grabbed whoever came to check in on it.

  7. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by e9th · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the real fail was the cops hauling the machine away without asking for help from the Defcon attendees. Sort of like a guy having a heart attack at a cardiologists convention and the cops keeping everybody back until an ambulance can arrive and take him to a hospital.

  8. Damn, I wish I noticed it... by nweaver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wish I noticed it. I would have gotten a starbucks card and see if I could withdraw some cash...

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    1. Re:Damn, I wish I noticed it... by Vectronic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah? and I climb rainbows for a living... with our powers combined, we form Captain Planet.

  9. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Xemu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the real fail was the cops hauling the machine away without asking for help from the Defcon attendees.

    The true FAIL was the Defcon attendees failing to spot and realize that the cops hauling the machines away were fake, and the ATM was real.

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  10. Re:No cash. by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's been my understand that these machines would prompt the customer with "out of order, your transaction has been refunded" or some such message. They would walk away with a peace of mind while their account info has been recorded. But yes, I would have bitched at the front counter asking them when it would get fixed. That at least would have called some attention to it.

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  11. Re:No cash. by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Informative

    Real ATM's say if they are out of cash before you put your card in.

  12. Re:No cash. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Informative

    But yes, I would have bitched at the front counter asking them when it would get fixed. That at least would have called some attention to it.

    Indeed... that is why the ones that you really have to watch for aren't complete fake machines, but little recording devices placed in front of the real machine. You put your card in, enter the code, get your cash... and 5 minutes later some criminal in Eastern Europe runs off a copy of your card and cleans out your account.

    A nice example of such a skim job is this one. The page is in Dutch but the pics are interesting... the guy happened to notice the false front was just a tad too clean, and on closer inspection noticed a recording head just behind the card slot. He ripped the thing from the machine and made a few pictures of it before turning it in to the police. The guy might have been observant, but thousands of people already had put their card through the machine without a second glance. I probably would not have noticed this myself either.

    These criminals are getting more sophisticated now that people watch for false fronts, and machines are being altered to make it impossible to add them. These days they simple break into stores, open up card readers at the checkout counters, and add devices that record PINs and magnetic strips. One week later they break in again to retrieve their devices... some even use WiFi to read the data remotely from a nearby van, reducing the chances of getting caught.

    Thankfully the banks here refund any skimmed funds as a rule.

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  13. What's the alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Article contains the terms "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number". Read at your own risk.

    People - and by this I mean people on Slashdot, I've not seen anyone complain about it elsewhere - always complain about that. But what's the alternative?

    It could be referred as "Personal Identification Number" which is just overly long and besides, everybody just knows it as PIN. They could just say "it would scan their card information and record the PINs they entered" but I don't think it is very good. I know the capitalization makes the necessary difference between "pins" and "PINs" here but honestly, that version still looks a bit out of place to me.

    One could say "PIN code". It is the version usually used here in Finland ("PIN-koodi") but the difference to PIN number gets very small.

    PIN isn't just an acronym for Personal Identification Number. It is, in itself, a name for a short, usually 4 to 8 digits long digit based password. I could bet a lot of money that most of people don't convert the acronym to words when they read text.

    Besides, the ATM machine is used what, once? Most of the time it uses just ATM.

    With the massive amount of acronyms we have, especially short ones, a lot of them have multiple meanings. While it is relatively easy to understand these ones in this context, I fully support people adding an additional word to tell which meaning of some acronym is meant in a given situation. At least once in an article. There has been too many times I've seen some acronym, tried to google it, found a dozen different meanings and have had no idea of which it refers to.

    1. Re:What's the alternative? by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They could just say "it would scan their card information and record the PINs they entered" but I don't think it is very

      Why not simply rephrase the sentence? For example: "It would scan the card and record the PIN."

      It's not very difficult. One would think that the basics of writing should be important qualities in a job that primarily consists of writing.

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    2. Re:What's the alternative? by sorak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tom's Law:
      Any word, acronym, or expression you don't understand, is about sex.

      Corollary:
      Your company's web filter WILL block it.

  14. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by e9th · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you think of it more like finding a bomb at an explosives convention. Fair enough -- the cops were probably worried about some guy in the back yelling whatever the ATM equivalent of, "Cut the BLUE wire!" is. ;)

  15. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They could have covertly had an undercover agent place an "out of order" sign on it; perhaps after trying to use a 'special' jailbait ATM card and PIN number, and the device failing to dispense $$$.

    Just like a citizen might do as a service to others when they found the ATM didn't seem to be working..

    The perps would probably send someone to investigate why they weren't getting any numbers. If investigators were recording with video surveillance, they could get leads that way.

  16. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would think that the hardware would be considered a loss once placed.

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  17. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Sancho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do thieves actually come back for these? I'd definitely expect it to be wirelessly transmitting, or to be watching for a special card to be inserted to which it would download the skimmed information.

  18. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by FroBugg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In order to do that, they would have had to leave it out in the open and allowed people to use it, so as not to make the criminal suspicious when he returns to retrieve it. You then have people making transactions of questionable legality (I didn't read to see if it actually dispensed money or just showed an error after getting the PIN), and increase the possible damage if it is transmitting in a way they didn't uncover or if the criminal manages to extricate the information while they're watching it.

    They're better served by taking it away and studying it for clues as to the criminal.

  19. Security Office by Zerocool3001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They were smart enough to place the machine in one of the few spots in the hotel where there was no security camera to catch them, Priest said. "It was literally right next to the hotel security entrance." So even the security officials don't like to be spied on.

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  20. Re:No cash. by sleigher · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's true but I have had ATM's fail to dispense after entering my info before.

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  21. Las Vegas Hotel, Everything is monitored by cenc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry, Las Vegas casino Hotel. There are cameras in the toilets. They likly already know who they are.

    1. Re:Las Vegas Hotel, Everything is monitored by kent_eh · · Score: 4, Informative

      FTFA:
      They were smart enough to place the machine in one of the few spots in the hotel where there was no security camera to catch them,

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  22. Easy to avoid by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fake-ATM problem is just a man in the middle attack. We've known how to deal with MITM attacks for decades: use public-key cryptography and a secure key exchange algorithm like Diffie-Hellman to create an authenticated, secure channel. That's how SSL works.

    Credit and debit cards should contain a small microprocessor that communicates with bank, check its identity, and establish a secure channel. Even if an attacker could read and modify traffic between the card and the bank, he couldn't interfere with the transaction (other than by stopping it entirely).

    Of course, this scheme doesn't allow offline credit card processing, but that's rare these days. If you still need to bother, just use an old-fashioned imprint machine.

    The larger problem is just of backwards compatibility, which is why we'll never see the sensible scheme above implemented in our lifetimes.

    1. Re:Easy to avoid by TheSunborn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, unless you plan to invent a time machine and die in the past, the odds of you living when this scheme gets implemented are pretty good, because it have already been implemented here in Danmark, where all current danish cards does have a chip. And the solution to backward compability is quite simple. All cards and card-readers include both the old and new solution.

      But the banks have issued new cards to all users, and required all atms to be able to read the chip. So the backward compability is currently only used with foreign cards.

    2. Re:Easy to avoid by QuoteMstr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All cards and card-readers include both the old and new solution.

      It's all right for ATMs to be able to read old-style static tokens, but if new cards include both the token and the chip, then a compromised ATM can simply use the old-style authentication token to perform a fraudulent transaction. After all, aren't both schemes just as good from the banks point of view?

      Now, if you guys have managed to phase out cards with offline, static tokens and rely solely on the chip, then kudos to you.

    3. Re:Easy to avoid by TheGothicGuardian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How would the cards be used for online purchases if the cards themselves had to interact with the bank?

    4. Re:Easy to avoid by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Either I don't get what you're saying or you don't get what the GP was saying.

      The reason the chip-based authentication method was invented is because the old-style authentication was insecure. BUT the old-style authentication method still works, even on cards that have the chip. Danish ATMs need to be able to read cards issued from places other than Denmark, and Danes need to be able to use foreign ATMs. So anyone who wants to attack a card just needs to ignore the chip-based authentication, hack the cards the same as they do anywhere else, and they're fine.

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    5. Re:Easy to avoid by QuoteMstr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You don't make purchases with a card, but instead with the bank account the card represents. There are two parts to every transaction: identification and authorization. When using an ATM, the physical card provides both identification and authorization. The account number is simply placed on the card, and authentication comes from physical ownership of the card. (PINs don't count because they are unfortunately verified based on machine-readable information on the card itself.) Because it's non-trivial to both learn an account number and manufacture a matching card, physical possession of the card is a pretty good proxy for control of the account.

      Online purchases are different: the identification still comes from the number printed on the card, but the authorization is based on the notion that account numbers are hard to guess (which is terrible security), or on a secret shared by the bank and the holder of the card, the CSC number on the back (which is merely bad security).

      If you wanted, you could make online purchases work the same way they do today, and just keep printing CSC numbers on the back of cards. The ATM authorization scheme and the online one don't have anything to do with each other.

      But if you're going to issue new cards, you might as well improve online security too, and stop using CSC numbers. Have customers just select a password for each account. Retailers would verify the password the same way they verify CSC numbers now, but because the password wouldn't be printed on the back of the card, stealing the physical card wouldn't give you the ability to make online purchases using that card.

      Better still would be a way for the card to interact online with the bank, but that seems impractical to me.

    6. Re:Easy to avoid by unfasten · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have customers just select a password for each account. Retailers would verify the password the same way they verify CSC numbers now,

      Visa and Mastercard have already implemented this option. The only problem is the store has to be capable of handling it, and not all of them are, unfortunately.

      https://usa.visa.com/personal/security/vbv/index.html?ep=v_sym_verified
      http://www.mastercard.com/us/personal/en/cardholderservices/securecode/index.html

      The account number is simply placed on the card, and authentication comes from physical ownership of the card. (PINs don't count because they are unfortunately verified based on machine-readable information on the card itself.)

      This is wrong. PINs haven't been stored on the card for a long time (I'm not even certain they ever were for all cards). You can easily check this yourself with a relatively cheap reader, or you can build one yourself.

    7. Re:Easy to avoid by discomike · · Score: 3, Informative

      At least here in Sweden, the issuing bank transmits data on if the card has a chip or not, and the ATM or terminal requires chip usage if the card is supposed to have a chip. On older store terminals without a chip reader, the mag stripe works, but those are getting replaced as time goes by, and yeah, just using the card in another country is still the safest bet. Though I have noticed being required to use the chip in some other countries now as well.

    8. Re:Easy to avoid by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's slightly more sophisticated than that. Note I say "slightly". Not "much".

      You can't make a card with just the mag stripe and then use this card anywhere where they expect ATMs to read the chip. This is because the issuing bank will refuse to authorise a transaction which didn't involve the chip if it should have been possible to do so (they know full well that the card with number 1234 5678 9012 3456 was shipped with a chip, so if an ATM which can read chips tries a transaction with just the details on the stripe, it's dodgy).

      So what the criminals do instead is read the stripe (either with a fake cash machine or a skimming device attached to a real cash machine), send the details to some country where ATMs that read chips aren't ubiquitous and make up a fake card for use there.

      My guess is that Visa and Mastercard between them will, over time, put pressure on banks all over the world to replace their cash machines. But until that happens, this remains a security hole.

    9. Re:Easy to avoid by kghougaard · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is that now - for obvious reasons - the card now has to stay in the reader during the transaction. This means that stupid idiots like me constantly forget their cards in the reader.

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  23. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a reason for following procedure during an investigation. If you have a piece of evidence in a criminal investigation, you don't let people touch it willy nilly because later in trial it could be thrown out on the grounds it was tampered with. The second reason is the criminal could have been watching in the crowd. Letting random invididuals get access to the machine could enable a criminal to erase the data by hitting a reset switch. The police had no idea who planted it there so they could not trust anyone other than law enforcement officials to go near it. This is in no way similar to your cardiologist/heart attack patient scenario.

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  25. Re:No cash. by Odinlake · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can't speak for all ATM's but one possibility is to report some "unknown communication error" right after accepting the pin. I've gotten something like that a couple of times (yes, from ATM's I know are not fake).

  26. Going for broke by davidwr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just imagine the headlines if they had succeeded: "Security experts lose bank accounts to scammers."

    If you have the cojones to put your fake ATM in a security conference at least have the brains to do it right.

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    Far better if this were an "pentest" with the "we'll stand back and watch" cooperation of the bank whose name is on the ATM. Scenario: White hat hackers to to BigBank and the hotel and say "We want to do a demonstration. We have a fake ATM we want to put in the DefCon hotel. We want to rig it so people's ATM codes are stored in the machine, encrypted, for later retrieval. BUT you, the bank, get the decoding key. At the end of Defcon we'll announce the prank. We'll give a $100 gift card and a a plaque to the first attendee who spots that it's a fake."

    Now that would be cool.

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    1. Re:Going for broke by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just imagine the headlines if they had succeeded: "Security experts lose bank accounts to scammers."

      If you have the cojones to put your fake ATM in a security conference at least have the brains to do it right.

      I can't imagine they hit that specific conference on purpose. They had bad luck. There are conferences in the hotels in Vegas every day. The thieves probably only knew "hotel booked" and "conference" and acted on that. Had it been a conference of commercial real estate managers or occupational therapists it probably would have gathered a good batch of account numbers and PINs.

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    2. Re:Going for broke by northstarlarry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would not astonish me to learn that such things as fake ATMs were available, essentially, "retail" (or at least "built on demand"). That is to say, there's a technically inclined someone (who probably knows about Defcon, yes), building the machines but then selling them to the person who actually uses them. The seller doesn't put them into use. The buyer might not know any more about the operation of the machine than what it says in the instruction manual that the builder provided.

      I don't have any real information, but it seems a plausible scenario to me.

  27. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by e9th · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're taking this more seriously than I am, but OK.

    Shouldn't the police assume that the victim at the cardiologists convention had been injected with KCl or adenosine+lidocaine by one of the attendees, and thus wait for independent medical professionals to arrive rather than allowing "random individuals" to act? After all, allowing others access to the guy might cloud any subsequent investigation.

    That's certainly a win-win for the cops -- if they delay treatment and the guy dies, their investigation has gone from attempted murder to murder, a plus, and their evidence hasn't been tainted, another plus.

  28. If it was a legit scam.... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this was a legit scam instead of a prank, then there's a saying that applies:

    "Only the most foolish mouse hides behind the cat's ear, but only the cleverest cat thinks to look there."

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  29. Learn your redundancies... by faffod · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, like we are going to RTFA the farking article.

    That's pretty redundant

    No, it's redundant redundant. Pretty redundant is when someone reposts a picture to usenet.

  30. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's certainly a win-win for the cops -- if they delay treatment and the guy dies, their investigation has gone from attempted murder to murder, a plus

    I don't think most members of law enforcement would view that as a "plus"......

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  31. A long time ago... by Anachragnome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in 1990, after the Loma Prieta Earthquake, there was certain bank (damaged by the quake) that was demolished right downtown in Santa Cruz, California. One day I was walking past and noticed in the debris/rubble pile the night deposit box, bread-box style door hanging open, still mounted in a fair portion of the wall it was attached to.

    I realized it was exactly the same kind of door that was used on MY banks night deposit box just a few blocks down the street, a bank that still did business.

    I had a very boring job at the time and had lots of time to daydream. It is here that I devised my plan.

    Late in the night, head down with a pickup and load up the night deposit box from the rubble pile. Take it home. Reproduce the wall the other one, the one at my bank, is mounted in. As it turns out, the night deposit box there was located in a sort of wall "extension" that one could reproduce, lay the fake right over the top (quickly unloaded from the back of a pickup) and as long as it looked right would appear no different. Simply leave it in place with the lock modified so ANY key will open it.

    Set it up late Sunday night, around 11pm, and wait for the night deposits from all the businesses that cater to the tourist industry in Santa Cruz every weekend. Head back around 5 am, swing the false wall out of the way, pick up all the deposits, and walk away...

    There was even a parking garage across the street for spotters.

    Alas, I have morals, so it shall remain a daydream.

    1. Re:A long time ago... by Raptoer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is another version of this scam, one or two people with guard uniforms and a strong deposit box sit out front of a bank. They've placed an 'out of order' sign on the normal deposit box and tell anybody who asks that the normal box is broken and they are there to guard a temporary box. Once one or two people have put their deposits in, they take down the sign and walk away with the money.

    2. Re:A long time ago... by unfasten · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's also something Frank Abagnale did, as noted in his book The Art of the Steal . Link goes to an excerpt from the book, start at the last paragraph on page 118.

    3. Re:A long time ago... by cyclomedia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The simpler variation is to tape a bin liner to the inside of the letter box and place an "Out of order, use post box" sign on the deposit box. Hang back, wait for a deposit, retrieve bag from letter obox having caught the deposit

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  32. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, the true FAIL was that none of the Defcon attendees took pictures of the people servicing the ATM. For security reasons that's the new rule, if you see an ATM being serviced -- you have to take your cell phone and take a picture of whomever is doing the servicing.

  33. Re:No cash. by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A clever scammer would actually have the machine dispense a small amount of cash - say a maximum of $100 per transaction - to avert suspicion.

    Load it with, say, $5000 and you can get a minimum of 50 PINs, which is probably worth more than the $5000. Have it say, "Due to high volume, this machine may only dispense $100 per transaction" or the like, which I've seen at various legit ATMs in high-traffic locations. To make it last even longer, have it every once in awhile simply give a message that it is unable to communicate with the network or whatever comments the type of machine you're spoofing usually gives.

    If it fails to dispense cash, good samaritans may put "out of order" signs on it, or, if it doesn't dispense and still asks for your data, that makes people suspicious.

    The $5000 is peanuts - and probably isn't even their money in the first place - and would almost certainly be less expensive in terms of avoiding detection & getting a LOT more accounts. Absolutely nobody would think that an ATM that dispensed cash is fake; lots of people might suspect one that takes your PIN and then fails to work.

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  34. Re: Everything is monitored ... except this ATM by cenc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yea, there is no way someone can enter a casino in vegas, hell go anywhere near the strip, without being caught on hundreds of cameras. so they have a blind spot in one corner of the floor, but there is likly hundreds of hours of video tape covering every step of the delivery.

    People Bitch about all the cameras in London. They got nothing on the number of cameras in Vegas.

    If the security cameras in Vegas where not the best in World, the cons would have cleaned out the casinos years ago and the customers would not feel safe walking in to and out of the casinos with large amounts of cash.

     

  35. Can you imagine a crowd you'd want to annoy LESS? by sprior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For me the true FAIL of this incident was the idea of what could happen to the criminals once they're identities are made public after they seriously annoyed the attendees of a hacker convention. Can you imagine a group you'd less want to have seeing how they could make your life miserable (excluding the possibility of physical harm)? Good luck ever getting credit again, and that's just for starters...

  36. Re: Everything is monitored ... except this ATM by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the security cameras in Vegas where not the best in World, the cons would have cleaned out the casinos years ago and the customers would not feel safe walking in to and out of the casinos with large amounts of cash.

    If the customers are walking out with large amounts of cash, someone's head will roll.

  37. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Informative

        Actually, the way the laws read in a lot of states, it goes something like this...

        I learned this in law enforcement school. I was trained as a first responder. I could stabilize a patient until the paramedics arrived.

        While on duty, I am protected by the department regardless of what happens. For example, if a person had a heart attack, and I gave CPR, they may sue for the bruising or cracked rib(s). If I fail to keep them alive, I'm still protected, because I tried to the best of my ability.

        When OFF duty, I don't have any such protection, and may lose my ass in court. I was trained to perform those acts, but was not obliged. Pretty much, the lawyer for the victim, who is the person you saved, will tear you up when they say "So where did you go to medical school?" "Did the victim consent to you touching him?" "Being that you work in law enforcement, you thought it would be ok to attack the victim, and leave him with cracked ribs, causing him undue pain and suffering and weeks in the hospital?" As soon as you say "But he was having a heart attack", they'll come back with "But you're not a doctor, who were you to judge this?" You see where that goes. Lawyers are assholes, and some people will grab for money anywhere they can, including from the person who saved their life.

        We were told, if you see someone having a heart attack on the street, and you aren't working, call 911. Don't get involved.

        So, if someone had a heart attack at a conference of cardiovascular specialists, no, they may not get any treatment, but someone will (hopefully) call 911.

        There are good people out there though. An ex-girlfriend was involved in a rather serious car accident. She was in the military, and a base surgeon witnessed it. He stopped, and began treating her to the best of his ability, even though he had no supplies. He called 911, then ensured she didn't move, and started to evaluate her for injuries. Other folks from the base secured the area, and guided traffic away from the scene. The scene was handed off to local law enforcement as they arrived. She was transported by ambulance to a civilian hospital (it happened off-base), where he road along. I was called from the hospital. By the time I got there, she was badly bruised and not terribly happy, but stable. And, no, it was a hit & run. There was a consistent description of the vehicle, but when they saw someone in uniform fall out of the drivers seat onto the ground, the focus was on her, not the other vehicle.

        Myself, if I see someone in need, I help whenever possible. When professional help arrives, I'll walk away without giving any information. I care to help. I don't care for fame, fortune, or the lawsuit that may follow.

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  38. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by nhytefall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hehe... not exactly ;)

    More like, by Law Enforcement taking the dummy ATM before the folks attending Defcon could "examine" it, they preserved the chain of evidence, thereby ensuring that what is uncovered during their forensics work will hold up in a court of law to successfully prosecute the perpetrators.

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  39. why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i work in a position with some authority in a major hotel chain, so i prefer to post this as AC.

    get a job in a hotel where you can keep track of the billing information and credit/debit cards that people use.

    daily, i physically handle dozens of cards with accurate names and contact information. with my company's online system, i can access huge numbers of customer data. at my particular property, i could scam so many people that it would be ridiculous.

    you want scary? how about a small ring of organized hotel/restaurant/retail employees that keep track of the card numbers, security codes, and addresses (where applicable)? irregularly stagger the fraudulent charges in time and location to be difficult or impossible to follow, and you've got a fairly sustainable system of theft.

  40. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Where do you live that has no "Good Samaritan" law? (As a generality - an off duty professional is potentially treated differently) As far as I can tell, all states in the US have adopted them (and you are in law enforcement - surprised you haven't come across the concept).

    CT is one state that only has such a law for those certified in first aid, but for other states, all of those questions your hypothetical lawyer asked you would be irrelevant, as you'd be immune under such coverage - consent can be implied if unable to be given, only active refusal being an exclusion, cracked ribs during CPR is not uncommon (there are often exemptions for 'reasonable recklessness' - if a person is trapped in a car but there is no reasonable risk of fire, and you, against protest, extricate them from the vehicle causing or exacerbating a spinal injury), and so on.

    "When professional help arrives, I'll walk away without giving any information" - isn't that more bad advice? "Material witness", "leaving the scene of an accident" could both be thrown at you, dependent on jurisdiction.

    Ironically, often those who may have most to fear from the above are people who are professionally trained. I have begun training as a paramedic - first thing drilled into me is the same as medical students: "You are NOT a paramedic/doctor until and unless you hold the bit of paper that says you are." The next is that as you are professionally trained and expected to know what you are doing, there can be, dependent upon jurisdiction, less latitude in Good Samaritan laws for events that could reasonably be attributed to incompetence on the part of your response. "Don't carry a 'whacker bag'." - "whacker" is an EMS/LE phrase for someone who likes to hang around the fringes of such professions, a 'wannabe', etc. If you're off-duty, respond and help out how and if you believe you can, but carrying a bag full of medical equipment like you're on duty is just going to get you burnt, in more ways than one - at the very least, your fire dept/chief is most definitely not going to be proud of your efforts.

  41. Re:Complete FAIL for eveyone, including law enforc by Dan541 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could have covertly had an undercover agent place an "out of order" sign on it;

    Really, I'd replace the computer inside the ATM with a Ninja.

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  42. Pirates by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not if you were a pirate on a galleon. They'd understand where the black powder is stored, that you need room to wash ashore - and they very probably never heared about baths and rooms to place them in.

  43. Re:This is really curious by Traegorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because you linked to your personal blog which didn't cite your sources while the link on Slashdot's front page goes to an actual news article on the topic?

    I'm sorry, it just seems like you're whining that Slashdot didn't plug your site.

  44. Re:No cash. by hairykrishna · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A card plus PIN goes for couple of dollars. They're worth less than you think.

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  45. Sodder me sideways by ciderVisor · · Score: 3, Funny

    My fave was the Yank pronounciation of 'solder' ("sodder"). To this Brit, it sounded like a cross between sodomize and bugger (which mean the same thing). I always cracked up when people asked if I could "sodder" a circuit board for them.

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