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20 Years of MS Word and Why It Should Die a Swift Death

Ars writer Jeremy Reimer takes a stroll down memory lane, recalling over 20 years of (almost) constant Microsoft Word use and why, with current and emerging tech trends, he thinks his relationship with the program may be at an end. "So why don't I need Word any more? To figure this out, I tried to go back to basics and think about what Word was originally designed to do. In the early days, Word's primary purpose was to ready a document so that you could print it out. As a student I needed to print out essays so I could hand them to my instructor. In the office I needed to print out reports so that I could hand them to my supervisor. The end goal was always the same: I printed out something to give to someone more important than me, who would evaluate it and, if I was lucky, give it back to me at some indeterminate time in the future. One didn't question this; it was just the way the world worked. Somewhere along the way, we stopped printing things out quite so much. Maybe it was the rise of office networking. Maybe it was when the printer companies kept raising the price of ink to ridiculous levels. Maybe it was when we realized we couldn't print out the whole Internet. Despite the fact that fewer things were being printed, we kept on using Word to create our documents."

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  1. Oh, he doesn't need Word anymore? by mnemonic_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that so? Good for him.

  2. I printed his article... by oahazmatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I printed his article, just so I had the satisfaction of throwing it out.

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  3. Re:It might die, but not swiftly by digitalsolo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the statement that 600 million to 1 billion people know how to use Word might be optimistic.

    600 million to 1 billion people use Word, around 45 people worldwide actually have any clue how to use it. Around 11 people understand how to use it with the "ribbon interface".

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  4. Re:Umm What? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why did this end up on the front page of /.?

    You must be new here.

  5. I have a theory... by neonprimetime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why did this end up on the front page of /.?

    i believe /. is automated in such a fashion that if you submit a story that contains the text "MS Word" and "die", it skips the moderators and is automatically posted under the "ScuttleMonkey" account.

  6. Re:Why dont I need word? by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oracle could stop caring about OpenOffice tomorrow, and the community would simply pick up and continue development on it, business as usual. Nice try, though.

  7. Re:Stupid conclusions by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Emacs, you insensitive clod.

    You mispelled Vi.

  8. Re:Stupid conclusions by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you saying that Word is not a good text processor?

    If so, would you care to support that assertion?

    Sure! Word is an evil text processor. good != evil, therefore, Q.E.D.

  9. God forgive me but... by kellyb9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I actually like Word 2007... is there some kind of support group I can join?

  10. Re:Guy doesn't work at a college, obviously by farnsworth · · Score: 4, Funny

    but the print count continues to climb, every single year.

    How are things going over there at the US Mint?

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