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NASA's LCROSS Spacecraft Discovers Life On Earth

Matt_dk writes "On Saturday, Aug. 1, 2009, the LCROSS spacecraft successfully completed its first Earth-look calibration of its science payload. 'The Earth-look was very successful' said Tony Colaprete, LCROSS project scientist. 'The instruments are all healthy and the science teams was able to collect additional data that will help refine our calibrations of the instruments.' During the Earth observations, the spacecraft's spectrometers were able to detect the signatures of the Earth's water, ozone, methane, oxygen, carbon dioxide and possibly vegetation."

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  1. What gets me.... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Funny
    "possibly vegetation"

    I almost fell out of my chair when I read this

  2. Colonization by Usually+Unlucky+ · · Score: 5, Funny

    We should mount a robotic mission to this place right away.

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    1. Re:Colonization by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget robots, it's high time we put a MAN on the Earth!

      During the 1960's and 1970's, we sent several men from the Moon to the Earth. Tragically, all were stranded, and none ever returned to the Moon.

  3. NASA' LCROSS Spacecraft Discovers Life On Earth by MrKaos · · Score: 4, Funny

    The search for intelligent life continues...

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  4. Sadly, by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... none of it was intelligent.

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  5. Re:Beam me up Scotty!! by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

    Theres no intelligent live down here!!

    Oh, the irony..... ;)

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  6. Re:But is it intelligent? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're outside of the faraday cage basement you're living in.

  7. Re:Beam me up Scotty!! by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's a quote from Star Wars.

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  8. Oil? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Funny

    detect the signatures of the Earth's water, ozone, methane, oxygen, carbon dioxide and possibly vegetation

    What? No oil detector? This thing is useless!

  9. Re:Beam me up Scotty!! by Mithyx · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. Women visiting slashdot is still a theory.