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Ten Things We Still Don't Understand About Humans
ParticleGirl writes "New Scientist has an article examining 10 human features (bugs?) that we still don't understand, like blushing, laughing, and nose-picking. There are some interesting, speculative evolutionary explanations listed for each. '[Psychologist Robert R. Provine] thinks laughing began in our pre-human ancestors as a physiological response to tickling. Modern apes maintain the ancestral 'pant-pant' laugh when they are tickled during play, and this evolved into the human 'ha-ha.' Then, he argues, as our brains got bigger, laughter acquired a powerful social function — to bond people. Indeed, Robin Dunbar at the University of Oxford has found that laughing increases levels of endorphins, our body's natural opiates, which he believes helps to strengthen social relationships.'"
The desire to be first
And the crushing despair that follows when one fails.
Women.
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And let's not forget how much fun it is. Not to mention how it drives the ladies wild.
... smell my finger!
(explain that one)
No, we do it because it tastes great
Aye. And it happens in children who are still not coordinated enough to figure out HOW to blow their nose. I'd love to get some grant money to study that...
My blog. Good stuff (when I remember to update it). Read it.
Sociology is a legitimate science.
Why does your nose run, but your feet smell? That's what *I* have been wondering.
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If you claim that children who pick their noses contributes to global warming somehow, you will get all of the funding you want.
Obligatory:
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
Perhaps 'meme' is a fnord.
'Meme' is a what?
You didn't finish your sentence
I think I've just discovered my next porn fetish. Women pulling impossibly enormous and elastic snots from their nose. Slowly.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
guy with a god-complex (literally) running around with a private army slaughtering people everywhere he went to prove he was bigger and better than his daddy
Are we talking about Bush?
I had my nose severeley broken, like in 7 places just on the left side.... had a tube up my nose for a couple of weeks after the surgery... my nose hair and skin grew into the gauze and when they pulled it out... OUCH... but my point is after that, I get the crusties all the time... those you can't do anything put pick them out... what I hate are the crusties that are all dry on the end you grab, but turn out goo on the other side...
Mark Anthony Collins
I'm a vegan you insensitive clod!
Professor Karmadillo Songs of Science
I can't speak for anyone else, but usually the only reason why that happens in my own case is if there's something in there that has hardened and is sticking into the wall of one of my nostrils, and it itches, or even hurts.
So to remove the pain, I remove the source of it. ;)
But you're missing out on a taste sensation and hours of fun.
I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward
Unless your drink ends up on your monitor and keyboard.
Me lost me cookie at the disco.