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The Outing of Pranknet

An anonymous reader writes "The Smoking Gun recently published a story on their investigation and outing of Pranknet, an online cabal that aims to take pranks to the next level. Their legacy includes thousands of dollars of damage, and many harassed souls. Many of the pranks have clear criminal implications. Reading their report may send chills down your collective spines." From the linked article: "Coalescing in an online chat room, members of the group, known as Pranknet, use the telephone to carry out cruel and outrageous hoaxes, which they broadcast live around-the-clock on the Internet. Masquerading as hotel employees, emergency service workers, and representatives of fire alarm companies, 'Dex' and his cohorts have successfully prodded unwitting victims to destroy hotel rooms and lobbies, set off sprinkler systems, activate fire alarms, and damage assorted fast food restaurants. But while Pranknet's hoaxes have caused millions of dollars in damages, it is the group's efforts to degrade and frighten targets that makes it even more odious ..."

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  1. these are not pranks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    here we call them FELONIES!

    1. Re:these are not pranks! by Kratisto · · Score: 2, Funny

      To report a felony, please send your Social Security number and a short report of the crime to identitythief2001@sketchydomain.biz

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    2. Re:these are not pranks! by Eil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      here we call them FELONIES!

      This.

      And also, I'm 100% positive that I will turn on the news tomorrow and hear the media refer to this DouchNet as a group of hackers.

    3. Re:these are not pranks! by Virak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be fair, social engineering is more of 'hacking' than a lot of what gets passed off as such these days, even if it's just used to be gigantic assholes.

    4. Re:these are not pranks! by Bobb9000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree with you that banning anonymity is a bad idea, but why does everybody keep thinking that the context of Schenck is relevant? Or in your case, apparently, that people should never be punished for speech? If speech causes the sort of harm that we otherwise have laws in place to prevent (i.e., riots, murder for hire, trampling), why shouldn't we punish people for it? Political dissent does not directly lead to that sort of harm, thus it should not be constrained. In those rare cases where we have overlap, that's why we have a court system. It didn't protect us properly in Schenck, but it has in many other cases. When you figure out how to have a perfect system of government, let me know.

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    5. Re:these are not pranks! by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      social engineering: because there is no patch for human stupidity.

    6. Re:these are not pranks! by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you that banning anonymity is a bad idea, but why does everybody keep thinking that the context of Schenck is relevant?

      Because when the most famous use of a principle is blatant abuse thereof, it may be worth rethinking the desirability of the principle.

    7. Re:these are not pranks! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that you understood it, and thus it is perfectly acceptable language. That's the beauty of a living language -- it evolves.

      Now if I had wanted to complain about your abuse of the language, I would have told you to put quotes around your first use of This, excuse me, I mean "This".

    8. Re:these are not pranks! by stuckinphp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hitler had a neat script we could probably port over with perl. I don't think I want that on my conscience though.

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    9. Re:these are not pranks! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't the newspeak word for this "terrorism"?
      Hmm... I guess even the oldspeak word is "terrorism", because they are creating the terror that gave that word its name, don't they?
      (Yes, our government creates terror too.)

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    10. Re:these are not pranks! by Oligonicella · · Score: 3, Informative

      What a stupid remark. The entire understood context to the phrase "yelling fire in a crowded theater" is about lying. To top it off, you state explicitly that you'll do the stupid thing, which is to behave hysterically. As if to laden the cake with idiot icing, you construct a straw argument to bolster your dumb concepts.

    11. Re:these are not pranks! by Bobb9000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Fine. Do you think that we should all be allowed to yell "fire" in crowded theatres? I don't. There, rethought. The ultimate question is whether you think government is ever correct to punish people for speech. I do. If you don't, say so outright. The fire example was Holmes's (in my view, reasonable) example of a situation where obviously the government should be able to step in. The historical fact that Holmes then goes on to value the government's ease of conscripting soldiers over political speech has no bearing on the basic principle that speech can cause harm, which government may be right to punish.

      Incidentally, whether "the most famous use of a principle is blatant abuse thereof" is a far less useful indicator of a law's desirability than you seem to think. Controversy attracts attention, not to mention court cases, while regular usage of a law is ignored. Additionally, you'll find that there are many famous examples of people whom the courts have decided were completely protected. I direct you, most colorfully, to Paul Cohen, who walked into a courthouse with a jacket bearing the words "Fuck the Draft". If that's protected, what exactly is it that you'd like to do that isn't?

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    12. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      This

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    13. Re:these are not pranks! by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a problem with such metaphors in the law: First, the mapping of 'yelling fire' is a particularly poor analogy to the case in Schenck. Second, there are some other poor analogies and metaphors in law and every one of them that comes to mind offhand seems to be part of just those very areas where reasonable people are still struggling and the law seems to lack continuity. I think those analogies contribute to the ambiguity that makes these sore spots in law. As you point out, controversy attracts more court cases, and this sort of analogy seems to keep the controversy going.
            Did you know there has never been a court case where a man hacked up his wife with a cleaver, but claimed to be not guilty because he was so delusional at the time he thought he was cutting up a head of cabbage? It's an analogy that has been raised many times since it was coined, notably in the John Hinkley trial, but it isn't a very good analogy for that case, or any other I can find where it was introduced in court. Most people know that the legal definition of insanity isn't the same as the clinical one, but there's the roots of that distinction, a really stretched analogy that's been used in jury instruction or closing arguments many times since, without, I submit, being questioned nearly enough.
            I'd even argue that the whole behavioral model that comes from treating schools as gaining 'in loco parentis' rights causes the problems it does because it's a poor fitting analogy at heart. One reason for proclaiming it a poorly fitting or badly stretched analogy is that it doesn't cut off at age 18, when the student nominally becomes a legal adult.
            Speaking can arguably be part of causing harm, but can the words themselves? The 'Fire in a crowded theater' example presumes the person is guilty, not because of the actual word, but by method (presumably the person shouts 'Fire!' in the same manner he or she might for a real fire - I won't swear that you can't panic a bunch of people by behaving calmly and saying 'fire' in a low, comfortable tone of voice, but it would seem difficult). Possibly, running franticly down the aisle, screaming incoherently, could have the exact same effect, with no semantic content, as could faking a fire with smoke bombs and colored lighting tricks.
              I'd submit that speech is just one possible tool to commit certain crimes. (i.e. Reckless endangerment, in the case of the theater crowd). Note for a similar example, you could commit a fraud by speech, but non-speech actions, such as salting land with fake mineral samples, could theoretically be sufficient to prove fraud as well (AFAIK). There are some crimes where the content is as important as the delivery, but libel or slander are punishable based on separate legal principles, and there's even a sort of non-speech equivalent to them (planting false evidence of a crime).
            If you can think of some others where the communication aspect matters separately from the method, maybe you could make a better case. The only other one I can think of seems to be pornography, and the courts tend to claim that isn't speech at all, so I don't see how they can rationally apply the 'crowded theater' analogy to porn.

         

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    14. Re:these are not pranks! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Funny

      Political dissent does not directly lead to that sort of harm, ...

      "Offer may vary in North Korea and Iran."

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    15. Re:these are not pranks! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd submit that speech is just one possible tool to commit certain crimes. (i.e. Reckless endangerment, in the case of the theater crowd).

      Bingo. It isn't the speech that should be illegal. It is the crime itself, that in some cases may be aided by speech, that should be prosecuted. Freedom of speech needs to be absolute, but that does not mean committing a crime through the use of speech gets any exemption.

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    16. Re:these are not pranks! by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hitler had a neat script we could probably port over with perl. I don't think I want that on my conscience though.

      I don't think I'd want that on my concience either. If you had a chance to go back in time and kill the creator of Perl, you'd probably do it.

    17. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well Ashkenazi Jews famously have a higher than average IQ. Of the Nazi leadership, only Goebbels and Speer had a decent education. Speer possibly tried to gas Hitler's bunker and certainly sabotaged the Nazi scorched earth policy.

      Relativity and quantum mechanics were denounced as "Jewish science" and even non Jewish academics were fired and replaced by political placemen. Most of the support for the Nazis came from the ill educated.

      Stalin killed kulaks - anyone who wasn't dirt poor. Pol Pot and Mao (neither of whom was educated) bragged about how many intellectuals they killed and peasants they promoted. All regimes burned books, persecuted authors and sacked academics for political reasons so it wouldn't surprise me if they were unpopular with intellectuals.

      In many ways it's abusive management writ large - loyalty is more important than talent and the smart people leave. Just like companies with poor management tend to become mediocre or fail, it's the same with countries. The big difference of course is that your boss can't kill you and you can choose to work somewhere else.

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    18. Re:these are not pranks! by jadel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lenin and Stalin was also enamored with Lysenko. This lead to the imprisonment and execution of a number of Russian geneticists.

      From the wikipedia article:
      "In 1948, genetics was officially declared "a bourgeois pseudoscience"; all geneticists were fired from work (some were also arrested), and all genetic research was discontinued. Nikita Khrushchev, who claimed to be an expert in agricultural science, also valued Lysenko as a great scientist, and the taboo on genetics continued (but all geneticists were released or rehabilitated posthumously). The ban was only waived in the mid 1960s."

    19. Re:these are not pranks! by ojintoad · · Score: 2, Informative
    20. Re:these are not pranks! by redJag · · Score: 4, Funny

      Really? Cool! Let me try...
      hunter2

    21. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If people can argue whether or not they're living in the world similar to Orwell's 1984, they aren't.

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    22. Re:these are not pranks! by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you would be fine with me orchestrating a campaign to convince people you are a child molester? It's free speech. I'm also going to find out all your private information and post it online for scammers to use. Then I'm going to call your job and report you for stealing company property. Then I'll call your wife/S.O. and tell them you are cheating. And that's just the beginning, buddy. But I'm not going to do anything illegal myself, oh no. Nothing but exercising my free speech. And there's nothing you can do.

      Ah, anonymity and free speech, the vindictive asshole's wet dream.

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    23. Re:these are not pranks! by NitroWolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that you understood it, and thus it is perfectly acceptable language. That's the beauty of a living language -- it evolves.

      Now if I had wanted to complain about your abuse of the language, I would have told you to put quotes around your first use of This, excuse me, I mean "This".

      So your criteria for "Perfectly Acceptable" is that it can be understood? Seriously?

      That's not the beauty of a living language, that's the "beauty" of the human cognition system. It has nothing to do with the language, living or dead. Your entire premise is false either way, though. Just because something can be understood does not make it acceptable. l33t sp34k is understandable as well, but that does not make it perfectly acceptable. It's annoying to read and juvenile.

      I am not making any comments on the use of "This." as a statement, please keep that in mind. I'm just calling you on your bullshit statement that "anything understandable is perfectly acceptable language."

    24. Re:these are not pranks! by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      867-53-0999

      Is that Jenny's SSN?

    25. Re:these are not pranks! by fifedrum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what, no funny mods? mods must all be children or something.

    26. Re:these are not pranks! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wish you people would read the damn book. The world of 1984 did not result from a slippery slope erosion of civil liberties - there was a revolution and a civil war. The Party took over and presumably members of all other parties were imprisoned and killed.

      In fact the world of 1984 can't result from a slippery slope - the Party needed to be in power for a long time to destroy first its opponents, then civil society, and finally history and language. Next on the agenda is the family, the orgasm and the sex instinct - anything that distracts people from their love of Big Brother and Ingsoc. The point of 1984 is that things have already gone far enough that the system is permanent, they will go much farther and result in a society which is no longer recognisably human with no art, science or literature. In the world of 1984 there are no free societies left it is implied that this will happen to all humans.

      In our world there were certainly attempts to build a society like that in 1984. Stalin, Hitler, Mao etc. Hitler's regime was destroyed militarily. Stalin and Mao killed millions and did enormous and lasting damage to society but because they were competing militarily with other free societies it prevented them going this far - Orwell set up his world purposely so that this wouldn't happen. Note that the mere existance of free societies as competition is enough to prevent a 1984 style world where scientifc progress comes to a halt because 1984 style societies are awful at science and hence technology.

      You can see this with North Korea now, perhaps the closest thing to 1984 that ever existed. The NK regime has been obsessed with weapons for since its foundation - oddly enough the NK regime dates back to 1948, the year Orwell published 1984. However process has been very slow. The US and USSR had ICBMs in the and nukes in 1950s. NK has apparently spent a huge percentage of its budget on research and a quick visit to South Korea tells you that Koreans are excellent engineers. Still NK has managed only recently demonstrate nukes and still no viable ICBM. Basically they are stuck in 50's.

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    27. Re:these are not pranks! by ackatack · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lenin and Stalin was also enamored with Lysenko.

      Lenin had nothing to do with Lysenko. Lysenko came around several years after Lenin died.

    28. Re:these are not pranks! by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Congratulations, you have grasped my point: slander isn't protected speech. Neither is yelling 'fire' in a crowded, non-burning theater, or inciting a riot. I guess I should always quote the person to whom I am responding. They seemed to be arguing that all speech should be protected, and I gave one of the obvious counter-examples.

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  2. Train wreck phenomenon by girlintraining · · Score: 2, Interesting

    successfully prodded unwitting victims to destroy hotel rooms and lobbies, set off sprinkler systems, activate fire alarms, and damage assorted fast food restaurants[...]Pranknet's hoaxes have caused millions of dollars in damages,

    Movies cost hundreds of millions to create, market, distribute, and be consumed for the same reason: Entertainment. The difference is, movies are legal and often fictional. But does it matter to those watching? No. The deeper question here is -- why do people watch it? Why the popularity? The answer says a lot more about us, the audience, than it does about the criminals.

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    1. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by pen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What are you talking about? There is a lot more of a difference between these pranks and movies; For example, the actors' and crews' voluntary participation, and not causing uncompensated damage to someone's property and psyche. I'm sure there are some examples, but they're generally frowned upon. Causing millions of dollars in damages to someone's property and not compensating them for it is not the same as paying a crew millions of dollars to film a movie. Give me a break!

    2. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by girlintraining · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That whooshing sound over your head is the point you missed.

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    3. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pranknet wouldn't exist without an audience to consume it

      I don't know if I buy that. I've seen plenty of asshats who are willing to harass people and destroy their property without the benefit of sharing their deeds with a broader audience.

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    4. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know if I buy that. I've seen plenty of asshats who are willing to harass people and destroy their property without the benefit of sharing their deeds with a broader audience.

      True, but when someone picks up a video camera and starts recording their criminal activities in a willful fashion, they've advanced beyond mere asshattery and touch the realm of the sociopathic. It's quite clear that fame was the motivation behind a lot of these so-called "pranks". They wanted popularity and didn't care who suffered for it. That's quite a bit different than the average criminal, which often conducts their activities in an effort to avoid drawing attention to themselves, and the motivation is usually money.

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    5. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's quite clear that fame was the motivation behind a lot of these so-called "pranks". They wanted popularity and didn't care who suffered for it.

      The thing is, I see little difference between what they're doing and what Cohen does in Borat and Bruno: Exploiting other people because there's a market for it and he can make a buck/Euro off of it. Sure, Cohen is a lot more careful to stay within the law, but the intent and "morality" of it is the same. One just happens to be more extreme.

      The following supports what I'm saying:

      Malik appears to believe that Pranknet will someday achieve the mainstream success of the Jerky Boys or Comedy Central's "Crank Yankers." He remarked one evening that, "If we get it big enough, it could get more than just fun."

      Obviously, a lot of the pranks listed in the article will never get that kind of success, but it shows the mentality is pretty much the same.

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    6. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Hubbell · · Score: 2

      Maybe people shouldn't be so stupid as to listen to anything someone tells them on the phone and demand to see someone in person if it's as serious as they are being told? I sure as hell would tell anyone calling me on a phone to go fuck themselves if they even hinted at wanting me to do anything which I could be held liable for.

    7. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Eh I wouldn't say sociopathic. When /i/nsurgents raid something they do it because they're anonymous and they're invincible and they can do whatever they want without consequences- so they do.

      Doing something for no other reason than because you can, without regard for the consequences, ethical implications etc., is pretty much the definition of sociopathic.

    8. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe people shouldn't be so stupid as to listen to anything someone tells them on the phone and demand to see someone in person if it's as serious as they are being told?

      Some of the pranks were committed by people in person. How else do you think they got a car inside a building?

      And really, if the fire departments calls your business saying that you need to leave ASAP because of a gas leak, you're going to say "Nah. You guys show up first. If the building doesn't explode before you get here, then I'll know it's a hoax."

      Not suggesting that they weren't gullible, but you do have to take the element of urgency into account.

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    9. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by bhartman34 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe people shouldn't be so stupid as to listen to anything someone tells them on the phone and demand to see someone in person if it's as serious as they are being told? I sure as hell would tell anyone calling me on a phone to go fuck themselves if they even hinted at wanting me to do anything which I could be held liable for.

      The whole reason this works is that everyone thinks they're smarter than that. But as someone's already said here, it's the supposed urgency of the call that breaks down the barriers. Add to that the voice of authority, and you've got a clear recipe for people being abused. The idiots at PrankNet have probably never even heard of the Milgram experiment, though. As unethical as I think the experiment was, at least it was done for scientific reasons, and not sadistic pseudosexual gratification.

    10. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Virak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The thing is, I see little difference between what they're doing and what Cohen does in Borat and Bruno: Exploiting other people because there's a market for it and he can make a buck/Euro off of it. Sure, Cohen is a lot more careful to stay within the law, but the intent and "morality" of it is the same. One just happens to be more extreme.

      If you see little difference between the two, then quite frankly you scare the fuck out of me and I'd feel about as comfortable trapped alone in a room with you as the guy in TFA. The morality of it is the same in much the same way as the morality of slapping someone and repeatedly stabbing them are the same; which is to say, not at all.

      Obviously, a lot of the pranks listed in the article will never get that kind of success, but it shows the mentality is pretty much the same.

      Yes, because when you know the stance of one person and you don't know the stance of the other it is perfectly valid to conclude they're the same. All it shows is that he's a delusional jerk and you have a shaky grasp on logic.

    11. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you see little difference between the two, then quite frankly you scare the fuck out of me and I'd feel about as comfortable trapped alone in a room with you as the guy in TFA.

      The only operational difference is that one stayed mostly within the bounds of the law, and the other didn't.

      The goal of both was to profit (financially or otherwise) by fooling others, and poking fun at them. Both strive for bigger audiences.

      The morality of it is the same in much the same way as the morality of slapping someone and repeatedly stabbing them are the same; which is to say, not at all.

      Actually, if both were done maliciously for similar reasons, then the morality aspect is the same. One may incur a greater punishment because the damage done was greater.

      By saying the morality is the same, I'm not suggesting the crimes are of equal magnitudes. Just that they are on the same "scale", with one being much further along that scale.

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    12. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by martinX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to agree. While Cohen on TV had some good moments, Borat and Bruno seem to be deeply into "cruel" territory.

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    13. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Virak · · Score: 2, Informative

      The only operational difference is that one stayed mostly within the bounds of the law, and the other didn't.
      The goal of both was to profit (financially or otherwise) by fooling others, and poking fun at them. Both strive for bigger audiences.

      No, the main difference is that one guy got people to break windows and throw TVs out of them and drive cars into building and and strip naked and redirects the phone numbers of businesses to his number and caused actual significant harm. The other, not so much.

      Actually, if both were done maliciously for similar reasons, then the morality aspect is the same.

      Nice try there. You said "morality" in your original post, not "morality aspect" or any such thing. Subtly changing your wording to significantly change your stance and hoping nobody will notice is not a valid argument tactic. Furthermore, even your claim that the "intent" or "morality aspect" is the same is absurd. This wasn't just done for the attention (and it certainly wasn't done for money), things like his claim that he thinks he's doing a "public service" by his actions and most importantly of all, the actions themselves, demonstrate a maliciousness to this case that significantly sets it apart from a fucking comedy movie that lied to some people to make fun of them.

      Oh, and nice job completely ignoring my other point, by the way. Really rounds out this incredibly well thought out and logically sound post of yours.

    14. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by Beetle+B. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the main difference is that one guy got people to break windows and throw TVs out of them and drive cars into building and and strip naked and redirects the phone numbers of businesses to his number and caused actual significant harm. The other, not so much.

      My friend has misplaced the keys to his car. I lie and tell him I don't know where they are. He has to take a taxi home.

      Another friend has misplaced $10,000 in cash. I lie and tell him I don't know where they are. He gets evicted from his house.

      Morally, they're pretty much equivalent. Both times I'm lying to cause problems for someone else. One just happens to be more extreme than the other, and were it illegal, would secure a greater punishment.

      The fact that Borat did not produce much physical harm is fairly insignificant with regards to morality.

      And if you're suggesting that Borat did not produce harm, you have a fairly poor understanding of psychology. A number of his victims in the movie were harmed psychologically. And I'm sure a number of them would be willing to pay quite a bit of money to undo that harm.

      Nice try there. You said "morality" in your original post, not "morality aspect" or any such thing. Subtly changing your wording to significantly change your stance and hoping nobody will notice is not a valid argument tactic.

      You're arguing about a non-difference. If it makes you feel better, replace "morality aspect" with morality. What I meant is still the same.

      This wasn't just done for the attention (and it certainly wasn't done for money), (and it certainly wasn't done for money), things like his claim that he thinks he's doing a "public service" by his actions

      I beg to differ. This was probably almost entirely about getting attention. The "public service" comments were just his being defensive. If he was sincere about doing a public service, he could do it in a much more effective manner, with little criminal elements. And that money had little to do with it is relevant, how?

      demonstrate a maliciousness to this case that significantly sets it apart from a fucking comedy movie that lied to some people to make fun of them.

      I guess the difference between you and me is that I feel putting people in positions that they do not want to be seen by the world, filming it, and then embarrassing the guy by showing it to the world just to make money, is malicious. I do believe Cohen was being malicious in his goals.

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    15. Re:Train wreck phenomenon by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My point in this whole thread is that both are wrong for the same reasons. If I steal $10 vs $10,000, we can both agree that they're both wrong because stealing is wrong (and I'm not referring to the legality here).

      Which is fine if we're dealing with one single moral rule. But what we're looking at here is a combination of moral issues. The "beyond the pale" part isn't that this group is lying any more than Cohen is. It's that they're invoking harm and damage in the process of their "prank" which is something (I think) Cohen avoids. And that is something entirely different than acting like the fool to unsuspecting people.

      I should note that I'm not a Cohen fan. I've seen a good portion of Borat but lost interest in it somewhere and never finished watching the whole thing. I'm not familiar with anything else he's done. So I'm certainly no expert on his particular style.

      I have often enjoyed Candid Camera, Trigger Happy TV, and some series of European crew that also put unsuspecting victims in odd situations (sometimes involving nudity - definitely not for US TV). I'd have a real hard time accepting that any of these guys are on the same moral scale as Pranknet.

  3. idle hands by v1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reading TFA it shows that this kid doesn't go to school and doesn't have a job, he just spends his days and nights mooching off his mom and finding ways to entertain himself.

    One of those cases I'd file under "parents enabling the problem". Kick him out on the street where he belongs, force him to get a job and spend some of his time doing something constructive, rather than 100% of his time spent on destructive self-entertainment. There are some cases where the parents bear a significant chunk of the responsibility for their kids' behavior, and this is definitely one of them.

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    1. Re:idle hands by jpmorgan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not just his parents. It's all of society that enables these kinds of folk. Back in the day we'd just leave them for the wolves.

    2. Re:idle hands by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I caught that too. He thinks he is so much superior than those he is duping, but he is the one living with his mom and no friends.

    3. Re:idle hands by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most mooches living in their parents basement manage to satisfy themselves with porn and World of Warcraft. While sad, they somehow manage to avoid actively reaching out to destroy things. This man is a psychopath, and it will take more than a bit of tough love to fix him, assuming he can be fixed.

    4. Re:idle hands by hedwards · · Score: 4, Informative

      Technically speaking, he's most likely a sociopath, a psychopath isn't likely to be still living with his parents. Psychopaths are driven to the point of ignoring the needs and wants of other people to get what they want. Sociopaths are largely similar, but far less organized and far more likely to be capable of interacting with others, providing that they have similar interests. But both are worth considering as dangerous and keeping an eye on.

    5. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Technically speaking, nobody seems to be able to agree on what if any difference there is between "psychopath" and "sociopath". I've heard a million and one different 'correct' distinctions between the two. The most common distinction seems to be that "psychopath" applies to people for which the condition is biological in origin, and "sociopath" for ones for which it is sociological in origin. Even that doesn't seem to be common enough to say it's the 'correct' distinction. And I've certainly never heard the sort of distinction you're claiming.

      To make the terminology even more fun and exciting, there's also antisocial personality disorder from the DSM and dissocial personality disorder from the ICD, which largely overlap with each other and psychopathy/sociopathy.

      (IANAP, but I play one on the Internet)

    6. Re:idle hands by EdIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not just his parents. It's all of society that enables these kinds of folk. Back in the day we'd just leave them for the wolves.

      I thought it was bring them to the wolves.

    7. Re:idle hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually sociopath and psychopath are exactly the same. The only difference is, traditionally, people who think you are born a sociopath use the term psychopath and people who think you are made into a psychopath use the term sociopath. The symptoms and behaviors are identical with the only difference being the assumed cause.

      I would also like to note that the captcha for this post was "pervert". How funny.

    8. Re:idle hands by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More than likely they are in a similar situation. People tend to group based on their similar social situation, as well as their interests.

      If they are hanging out all day in a chat room dreaming up pranks, they need to have someone to chat with.

      While having a job would not eliminate their ability to pull these pranks, it would severely hamper their ability to do so. Plus there is much, much less incentive to pull retarded pranks if you are occupied - and being compensated for your occupation - for most of the day.

      In other words, the reason these guys are probably doing this is because they still live at their parent's and have no job and are bored shitless. Even if they do have a job, it's not likely it is anything more than a crappy fast food gig, maybe even part time only. Instead of being productive, they have chosen to be disruptive.

      What they really need is a good hard ass kicking and to be kicked to the curb. Not much else will likely wake their asses up.

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    9. Re:idle hands by Beetle+B. · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What they really need is a good hard ass kicking and to be kicked to the curb. Not much else will likely wake their asses up.

      Lots of homeless people and psychologists can testify otherwise.

      Sure, it works for some folks. It's also a strategy that fails for a comparable amount.

      Of course, kicking them on to the street would solve the Pranknet problem. I'll concede that.

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    10. Re:idle hands by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Great. Your cause is correct. But your "solution"...
      You are doing what everyone says: EXACTLY THE WRONGEST THING POSSIBLE!

      First you totally fail (sorry), by confusing force with motivation. A common mistake of >95% of the population. It's one of those things that work shortly, and then make everything even worse. Like drugs. And just like drugs, people tend to apply more, when it stops working. So it's not a question, *if* this ends in a catastrophe, but *when*.

      Then you kick him on the street. Which will help exactly no-one. I was on the street. So I can tell you that all it brings is depression, and the will to destroy yourself. Usually it ends in some relative or friend helping you, a lucky situation, life-long bum life, or death from drug-related problems.

      And forcing people into jobs they do not want, is also a root of what is wrong with our society. A job you do not want is one that is not payed well enough to be worth the hassle. Which in other words means, that some ass is profiting off your back. So the trick is to find people who want to give you enough money for what you like to do. (If what you like to do is not worth enough money to them, you can become more efficient, so that you get more per time unit. Or you have to find something else that you like.)
      But all in all, it *must* be something that you like. After all you are giving one third of your life (or half of your life awake) away for it.

      Also, what you see as "constructive" is not a global absolute. It is completely relative. The only global meaning is, that it yields something positive for him. (Which his current "job" does, apparently. Problem: Usually nobody wants to give him money for it. But I know situations, where people would pay for that kind of service.)

      Ok, now for the cause and how to do it right:
      First of all, you need someone that he respects. This is essential, to be able to tell him anything that he will actually consider.
      Then that someone needs to create a positive motivating gradient. (Something that naturally gives the feeling of wanting to go there by yourself.)
      This starts by offering life-improving things. Things that are way better *in his eyes* than what he does right now.
      Then you can add a short burst of negativity to get it going. But *only ONE time*. A bit like a zero point experience to start over.
      Who do you think will not go towards that way better "portal of salvation", when in that situation? Nobody! :)

      Or as a simple conclusion: You have to make people want to do something in a positive way, instead of you wanting them to do it (in a negative way).
      Then you will get lasting results, and that person will become very productive, while everybody is happy.

      P.S.: Also, I'd recommend checking yourself for repressed anger, that usually is the source of reactions like yours. Without it, you can also improve your life and have more fun, while not being annoyed so much by things like this. :)

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    11. Re:idle hands by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Offer him a "positive motivation gradient" ?

      The guy's a dweeb, a dork, a gomp, a trofflehamet, a waster, a spaz and you suggest I go out of my way to fashion him a "positive motivation gradient". I don't think so buddy the only thing I'll be fashioning for him is a chuggle rod to beat his head with.

      He is a sad, vicious, manipulative, delusional, lazy, big head and before anyone else goes out of their way to help him he needs to make some attempt to see himself as he is and do something to fix it. If throwing him out on the street helps that then fantastic, the street it is although personally I think a good long stretch in prison for him and his trolling subordinates is the best possible medicine.

    12. Re:idle hands by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Moochers aren't a 20th century invention. We just don't bother recording the legacy of "Timmy of Shropshire who doth live in his Mother's cottage for naught."

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    13. Re:idle hands by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 3, Funny

      His mom is living with him. Big difference.

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  4. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The economy sucks, the rich have destroyed liquidity to keep their dollars valuable... now more than ever we need community. The one thing rich and unethical people hate.

    WTF? Yes, all rich people hate community. Just the other day I saw a rich person going all over town setting soup kitchens and churches on fire. When I asked him why he was doing it he just laughed in my face and muttered something about "community sucks" before throwing the armani jacket back on, hopping in his BMW and driving off like a bat out of hell.

    I really thought we had moved beyond this class warfare nonsense a long time ago.

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  5. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are you implying that because the victims displayed great naivety, it somehow excuses the criminals who engaged in these "pranks" ?

  6. It's only too telling... by Constantin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...to see how these fine folk reacted once they were outed by TSG. Props to the folk who got the job done.

    Tariq Malik calling the cops on reporters standing in a public way outside your flat after having posted numerous episodes of taking advantage of gullible people on youtube has to be the epitome of chutzpah. If the allegations against him and his cohorts are true (and the evidence they collected against themselves seems to back those allegations up), I hope they get to pay restitution to all the folk they tricked and spend a considerable time making up their 'pranks' to society.

    Documenting your own crimes and posting them to the internet in the hope of glory seems a bit backwards to me, but hey, to each his/her own.

  7. Re:Dear Pranknet by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, I too associate community with inciting people to commit criminal damage.

    For fuck's sake.

  8. Re:Crappy reporting by Renraku · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, they could have been found out much earlier if one of those employees had stopped to make a sanity check of what they were being asked to do.

    Also blame employers. Most employers prefer the subordinate type that follows and asks questions later. Those employees are especially vulnerable to attacks like this. All you have to do is find one 'yes sir/no sir' type to 'change the fuses'.

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  9. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So...I take it you're one of the pranksters on Pranknet?

    Malik, of course, expressed no remorse for his stunts. Prank targets, he declared, were "responsible for their own actions." The victims he and his cronies abused and degraded daily were simply "sheep" with "no brains of their own."

    I suppose it doesn't bother you either that much of the pranks are also illegal?

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  10. Re:Dear Pranknet by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The people who impose such limits invariably exempt themselves.

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  11. Re:What idiots by lacoronus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You'd be surprised at how much you yourself rely on trusting other people, even if you do speak like a stone cold trust no-one badass. You'd also be surprised at how much society relies on the ability of its people to trust each other. This is what pranksters and scammers rely on.

    I'd like a society where we trust and help each other. What these people do is to make us all trust each other a bit less and to look at our fellow man with the attitude that "they're going to screw me over, so I'm going to screw them first, ha!" a bit more.

    Pranknet are scum, quite simply.

  12. Re:Dear Pranknet by hedwards · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sigh, the Rodney King riots had very little if anything to do with Rodney King. They were much more heavily influenced by the murder of a black girl by a Korean shopkeeper than by anything that the police did. The verdict was just the last straw. It's not exactly a coincidence that the black community focused so heavily on Korean own establishments.

  13. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, my insurance company took my money, didn't pay for my health care, and now is trying to convince the dumb Americans (which are unfortunately in the majority) that we should reject health care reform.

    Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age and from which I'll be lucky to recoup the money I've put in, let alone any extra monies above and beyond that. If I had invested the money that's been taken from in FICA taxes over the last ten years into bonds and equities I'd have about 110% of what I started with. You'll forgive my skepticism that they are going to do any better with health care.

    To say nothing of those companies, that just can't stand the idea of paying taxes like we all have to...

    You just don't understand do you? If you charge a corporation taxes then the corporation is going to pass that cost along to it's customers. In the end it's still the people that wind up paying the tax. All you've done is to put a middle man between them and the government and allowed some jackass leftist to claim that he's fighting for the "little guy" when in fact it's the little guy who is paying for the new tax. He's just paying it on his automobile insurance/gasoline/grocery bill/electric bill/etc instead of paying it on his tax bill.

    Corporations will screw you over to make a buck every fucking time.

    Yes, they will. Ever heard the expression 'caveat emptor'? The difference between your friendly mega-corp and the government is that nobody is forcing you to do business with the mega-corp. The mega-corp can't come and take your money at gunpoint. You have to decide to do business with them.

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  14. Re:Good job this guys an asshole by Beetle+B. · · Score: 2, Informative

    Luckily now he's just going to go to jail for some relatively minor stuff.

    Thus far no one seems interested in prosecuting. The article itself implied it due to the complications of dealing with another country. The people involved in the outing had an interview on CTV:

    The Smoking Gun says it has turned over the information it has uncovered to the FBI, but no charges have been laid against any PrankNET member. While local police have investigated each prank, the FBI and the RCMP have not confirmed whether a cross-border investigation is underway.

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  15. Re:What idiots by xianthax · · Score: 2, Informative

    authority, should never, ever, be given the benefit of the doubt just because its labeled as "authority". Such blind trust has caused so much damage throughout the history of human kind its terrifying.

    read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

  16. Birds of a feather by lacoronus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seems like one of the Pranknet guys (Markle) was jailed for two years for raping a five-year-old. He "warned the girl that he would kill her parents if she did not comply with him".

    1. Re:Birds of a feather by twostix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Birds of a feather indeed.

      From the same link:

      "Markle pulled the Arby's prank in tandem with Shawn Powell, a 24-year-old felon who also happens to be a convicted sex offender (Powell's victim was an eight-year-old female relative)."

      It looks more like a couple of child rapists fronting as a "prank" group than anything else, I bet there's far more to this story and I bet it's going to get very ugly once full investigations take place.

    2. Re:Birds of a feather by dissy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I sure hope that the reason he only served two years for raping a five-year-old is that he is dead. That is WAY too short a sentence.

      Welcome to america

      Where the sad truth is downloading a CD will have a worse and exponential effect on your future than raping a 5 year old girl does :/

    3. Re:Birds of a feather by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      James Tyler Markle, 18, pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual assault of a child and was sentenced in 2005 to a minimum two years in custody.

      2 years for a rape of a five-year-old? I'm not one of the "think of the children" guys normally, but this sort of thing should land you behind the bars for the rest of your life, with parole eligibility in maybe 10 years or so, minor or not. Besides, at 17, "minor" is a misnomer in the circumstances.

      I think that a sentence like that for what he did is a really good way to tell the guy, "go ahead, do whatever the hell you want, at worst you'll get a slap on the wrist".

    4. Re:Birds of a feather by MartinSchou · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the bit with the one who took pictures of his nude relative somewhat pissed me off. Not because he might be a paedophile, but because of how it's written:

      Shawn Powell, known as "Slipknotpsycho," is a 24-year-old Texan on that state's sex offender registry. In May 2002, he was sentenced to 13 months in custody following his conviction on a felony charge of indecency with a minor (he admitted taking naked photos of an eight-year-old female relative).

      It's written in such a way that we're supposed to think "and after that he raped her and jerked off to the pictures afterwards", but nothing indicates that this is the case. For all we know he may have been taking pictures of the kids playing with the water hose in the yard at a summer family reunion, and some neighbour saw him take pictures and got offended.

      Just like "$person's a registered sex offender" and no mention that it's because they were caught pissing on a police car (not the case here). Go look through your family photo album and see how many pictures you'll find of nude children. Obviously your family is made entirely from paedophiles.

      It really pissed me off in this article, because it was a great and well thought out article up to that point, and after hitting that bit I couldn't help but thinking "great, another scaremongering article. They even follow up the paedophile angle with an overblown drug user angle:

      The unemployed Powell, whose rap sheet also includes a 2003 pot possession conviction

      Oh, the horror. Pot possesion?!? He's clearly the right hand man of a Columbian drug baron!

      Doing pot places him in a group of people that include such notorious delinquents as Michael Phelps, Barack Obama, Peter Fonda and a shitload of other degenerates who should've been a stain on the bedsheets instead ...

      I haven't bothered to look at Shawn Powell's indecency trial. Considering how the US has prosecutors who see fit to permanently ruin the lives of 14-year-old kids who take nude pictures of themselves, I can't really get my panties in a twist over the stuff The Smoking Gun lists for Powell.

      For all I know Powell may be the lowest of low, but nothing that The Smoking Gun lists convinces me that he is. I love this tidbit as well:

      Nothing speaks more to the execrable nature of Malik's rank and file than the fact that the sex offender who took naked photos of a little girl is not the most loathsome guy in the chat room.

      Now, what did this guy do that so much, much worse than being a trainee kiddie fiddler? He tricked someone into drinking urine. Now, either The Smoking Gun considers drinking a sterile although disgusting liquid much much much more despicable than child molestation, or they themselves don't really believe that Powell's pictures were more than someone completely overreacting.

      They did some great work on that article, and I wouldn't mind seeing all of those guys get their just deserts, but why the perceived need to fluff up the piece like that?

  17. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

    The people who impose such limits invariably exempt themselves.

    Now where have we ever seen that before? Surely our system is better than that, right?

    "Also, a check of Pistol License records shows that Senator Schumer possesses an "unrestricted" pistol permit, a rarity in New York City. Licenses are distributed in different categories in the Big Apple: Target Permits allow only use of a firearm at a licensed firing range; Premises Permits allow weapons to be kept in a home or apartment; Restricted Permits allow the gunowner to carry their firearms concealed but only within the purview of their job (security, jewelers, armored car guards, etc.). So it's evident that Senator Schumer has two sets of rules -- one for Americans and one for himself."

    All animals are equal but some are more equal than others......

    The free market sees taxation as damage and routes around it.

    Best sig ever :)

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  18. Re:What crime makes them criminals? by kent_eh · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Criminal Code of Canada states (emphasis mine):

    22. (1) Where a person counsels another person to be a party to an offence and that other person is afterwards a party to that offence, the person who counselled is a party to that offence, notwithstanding that the offence was committed in a way different from that which was counselled.
    (2) Every one who counsels another person to be a party to an offence is a party to every offence that the other commits in consequence of the counselling that the person who counselled knew or ought to have known was likely to be committed in consequence of the counselling.
    (3) For the purposes of this Act, "counsel" includes procure, solicit or incite. [R.S., c.C-34, s.22; R.S.C. 1985, c.27 (1st Supp.), s.7(1).]

    Given that Malik and at least one other pranknetter are Canadians, I bet that would apply nicely.

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  19. Re:How About Personal responsibility by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Sure you would... so you say... reading about it safely on your computer, knowing the truth ahead of time. When somebody wakes you up in the middle of the night in an unfamiliar setting (hotel room) claiming your life is in danger, you have to decide fast, go against "authority" and maybe get killed, or do what they say? You don't know.

    If somebody burst into your home at night claiming to be police, would you be a "dumb dimwit" and believe them, or maintain your cocksure skepticism and wind up like this woman?

  20. Re:Personal responsibility by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To what extent is someone else responsible for bringing those actions about? A key difference here is that the Pranknet guys often rely on danger/panic scenarios: those situations when time wasted can be dangerous, and the guys at Pranknet were portraying themselves as helpers, whereas the scammers usually appeal to their victims for "help." I guess it's a difference of degree...

    I think that makes all the difference in the world, really. It's difficult, if not impossible, to find any mitigation in the fact that someone's just being a greedy bastard. On the other hand, someone presented with an authority figure, telling them that there is some kind of immediate danger is a much more sympathetic figure. It's hard to look at such a person as a simple asshat, because it's something that the vast majority of people (many of them quite intelligent) are susceptible to. And it's a good thing, too. We need people to listen to authority figures at some basic level, or society in general would fall apart. In order to have a society, there have to be authority figures.

  21. Re:What idiots by Stiletto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone I respect very much told me, "Trust, but verify." I have no problem with trusting someone whose identity can be verified--whose credentials check out. These so-called victims did not seem to even lift a finger to verify the authority of the person asking them to humiliate themselves and do thousands of dollars in property damage. Maybe they're not terminally stupid, but definitely they're hopelessly, terminally naive. Clearly the mods disagree, and you can see the karmic punishing I'm taking in the GP post :)

    I also disagree that our society is based on mutual trust. Volumes and volumes of laws backed up by lawyers, police, and jails show otherwise. If people could simply trust each other to do right, we wouldn't need a quarter of the laws, contracts, corporate policies, and regulations that we have. Hell, even marriages are sewed up with prenuptial agreements nowadays. Fact is, there are tons of people out there who will screw you over and take your money/job/freedom if you give them the chance. They don't look like cartoon bad guys. They look like you and me. Some of them run companies, some of them are in public office, some of them go to your church. By implicitly trusting people, you are virtually guaranteeing that you'll be taken advantage of one day.

    Or to put it into Slashdot terms, you can live your life trusting people either: "Order Deny, Allow" or "Order Allow, Deny". Either way is fine, as long as you set the rest of your exceptions up reasonably. Choose wrong too far one way, and you risk becoming a cynical trust-no-one bastard like me. Choose wrong too far the other way, and we'll get to laugh at you when you strip down naked in Times Square because someone on the phone told you he was the police.

  22. Re:What idiots by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And remember, it's not just the people that make idiots of themselves that suffer. The people that owned the motel had to put up with broken windows and smashed TVs. The victims own stupidity doesn't make the Pranknet lot any less culpable.

    If I were the motel owner and one of my guests did this, my response would NOT be, "Oh.. let's put our Sherlock Holmes hats on and find out who that mean prankster was!" It would be, "You better find a good lawyer, because my insurance company will be calling."

  23. Re:What idiots by xianthax · · Score: 2, Informative

    Should I have demanded an ID from them, and called the police and fire departments to verify their identities?

    1) yes always ask for proper ID from cops/fire department, don't they teach everyone this when your like 5 years old?

    2) if they were directing you to do something you knew to be dangerous, hell yes verify their ID with the police department, asking you to walk down a different street (assuming its a safe neighborhood) and asking you to destroy a hotel room or strip naked outside in New Hampshire in the dead of winter are slightly different kinds of requests, some require verification, some don't.

    Not defending these prank guys, i don't find them entertaining in the least, but do you really think its any different than the myriad of other ways humans have exploited the idiots in our population whether it be for fun/business/profit/etc ? Why do you think they target fast food places and low end hotels? You can well bet anyone working there isn't terribly bright thus making for an easy target.

  24. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I also disagree that our society is based on mutual trust. Volumes and volumes of laws backed up by lawyers, police, and jails show otherwise.

    That's called selection/observation bias. You're looking at only one side of the coin.

    I've lived in countries where there's a lot less trust than here. The notion of returning an opened product to a store and getting a full refund is based on trust (yes, there's a profit incentive, and some people do screw the retailers, but the system works overall). In some countries I've been to, this would be unfeasible: Almost everyone will try to exploit such a retailer.

    When a storm knocks out the electricity and the traffic lights stop working, I've always seen everyone obeying the rules. I doubt it's because they're worried about cops. It's about trust that the other drivers will do likewise. Simply unworkable in other places I've lived in.

    I've had neighbors whom I don't know receive UPS/FedEx packages for me. Again, trust. I don't think they're afraid of me beating them up.

    There are loads of examples. Society, at least in the US, is fairly nice and a lot of that has to do with a common trust.

    Which is why someone exploiting that trust is a despised person.

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  25. Re:What idiots by lacoronus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I forgot to add this: "If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen."

  26. Re:very disturbing by chebucto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's particularly disturbing that people who my own security and well-being depends on--hotel and restaurant staff--are stupid enough to fall for these kinds of pranks.

    Are you genuinely surprised that there are stupid people in the world? Or that stupid people would work menial jobs? If so, there's a word for people like you.

    I rather think that stupid people, by definition, will always be with us. And I also believe that one part of being a good citizen is not taking undue advantage of other people's weakness. This kind of rule is helpful on the inevitable day that one meets someone smarter or stronger than oneself.

    If pranknet causes these people to be more careful in the future (or to just gather a couple of Darwin awards), I'd feel safer.

    If your feeling of security requires normal people losing what little trust in others they still have, or stupid people being tricked into killing themselves, then I hope to god you never feel safe.

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  27. How much in control are we? by Beetle+B. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are a lot of comments here suggesting that the victims should take most of the blame.

    As food for thought, I'd recommend those commenters watch this fascinating TED talk.

    He gives a number of examples where we feel that we're in control of our decisions, but the designer of the systems/situations have measurably a greater influence in what you'll do than you yourself may. His point at the end is (paraphrased):

    When it comes to the physical world, we're acutely aware of our limitations, and we build systems to overcome them (e.g. stairs to climb vertically, wheels for easy transport, etc). When it comes to the mental world, we have this unreasonable view of ourselves as supermen. We think we are always in control, and that we are always responsible. We need to understand our mental limitations so that we can design systems (e.g. public/company policy, transportation systems, etc) to overcome them (and make the world a better place).

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  28. Re:How About Personal responsibility by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To be fair, they were actually police, and they came to rob her with an illegally obtained no-knock warrant. Believing or not believing they were the police would not have helped - they didn't ask, they just killed her when she put up a small resistance to her home invasion.

    Now, getting off topic a bit, but I found this part of the story to be really, really disturbing:

    The Rev. Markel Hutchins, acting as spokesman for Johnston's family, said her family members were "stunned and disappointed" by the announcement of the indictments because they believe it will disrupt a larger federal investigation of civil rights violations by the Atlanta Police Department.[13]

    WTF? Who the hell is "stunned and dissapointed" when the murderer's of a family member are indicted for murder? That's fucked up. It's not like the indictments are going to somehow hide the illegal warrants regularly being obtained at that PD, and it isn't like NOT indicting the guys will kill an investigation into the rest of the department. Whether or not you can make what you have stick is a problem prosecutors deal with all the time, and they probably would not have gotten anything out of these guys either.

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    Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
  29. Re:What idiots by Beetle+B. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, I think I'd find your neighborhood kind of eerily idyllic. We lock and bolt our doors at night, and if your package gets delivered to your neighbor's house by accident... let it go, man because it's gone. And the few remaining stores that actually have return policies get taken advantage of mercilessly.

    And because of it, your neighborhood sucks, and mine doesn't.

    I didn't mean to suggest the whole US was the way I described, but much of where I've lived in it is. Suggesting people become mistrustful will likely turn my neighborhood into one like yours.

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    Beetle B.
  30. Re:very disturbing by daniel_mcl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When a stranger calls you up and tells you to do something on their authority, and you do it, you're not doing it because you trust him. After all, you don't even know him. You're doing it because you've been taught to take orders from anyone who speaks in complete sentences and has a manager he can put on the phone. These pranks don't erode my trust in other people any more than the thousands of Nigerian scam emails I get each day. They might, however, give me a little more courage to speak up when something doesn't make sense.

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    I used to read Caltizzle. I was a lot cooler than you.
  31. Re:What idiots by twostix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There used to be ways and means of dealing with humans who exhibited this sort of destructive uncivilised behaviour.

    If they were lucky they'd just be Shanghai'd, if they were unlucky they would be lynched and if they really pissed a community off they'd be tarred and feathered.

    It's fortunate for the likes of these individuals that western society has bound itself so tight with law and regulation that it's now unable to deter the parasitic members with any sort of finality.

  32. Re:Good job this guys an asshole by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I dont think so. I think once the phone calls start involving transfers of money and other stuff that sets off the alarm bells in people's minds then there's going to an escalation or at least some kind of authorization. Sure, not all the time, but weird stuff like "put your pee in a cup and bring it downstairs" most people just say screw it and do it, but once you start involving credit cards, IDs, and cash they start to get suspicious.

    I suspect pranknet's success was largly based on the bizarreness of the requests. The ones that werent bizarre were presented as emergencies (gas leak), so people took the voice on the phone as an authority out of fear. I doubt they are able to do much more than that. While social engineering is always going to be an effective attack, especially against low level service personnel, I doubt that SE alone can do that much damage as the employees themselves have very limited powers.

    What I find interesting about all of this is that its like the Milgram experiment from the 60s with a modern spin. We see the corporate guy on the phone or the emergency guy on the phone as a real authority and pretty much do what he wants, even if it sounds 100% crazy. Perhaps this is a side-effect of what happens when an economy moves towards a service job model. Regardless, Im sure many companies are reviewing their policies.

    Frankly, its always bugged me that we have such a double standard with telephones. If I want to set off a command in a computer system I can expect at least one level of security, say username/password. On the phone we can use our social skills and say things like "Its Joe from corporate and I need you to do this ASAP" or "The boss wants this done now or someone is getting fired." I think phone calls should have some level of authentication, be it callerID or passwords. The way we do it now is straight from the 20s and 30s and is pretty ridiculous.

  33. Re:The rest of the world is making fun of America by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

    I notice the nanny lovers at /. modded me down. That is funnier than shit. Mod away baby,yeah!

    That does NOT change the fact that if a total stranger calls me on the phone and says "I iz dah prezidentz of USA. Go strip nekkid and play in deh traffix!" and I do it? Then I am a stupid moron who doesn't deserve to live!

    Do you REALLY want a nanny government, is that what the users here at /. really want? Just look at the stink over the suicide girl on Myspace. yes, that woman was a total douchebag. But hey, since being a douche isn't illegal, we'll just screw the law until we get her, yeah! Either you have freedom, or you don't. It is just that simple. News Flash: there have been douchebags for as long as there have been people. We don't make douchebaggery illegal for the SAME reason that the whole suicide girl thing was bullshit-because to do so we would have to make laws that could be abused so badly free speech would be thrown in a fire.

    We are already seeing enough nanny government bullshit as it is, do you really want more? Just look at what they have done to the smokers, now they are planning to do the same to "teh fattys". Do you enjoy a cola? Or a donuts? Then pay up, because nanny government says you are duh stupidz and can't be trusted to feed yourself without their help. Freedom includes the freedom to do stupid things and the ONLY way to remove stupidity is to remove freedom. Hey, there are too many morons falling for 419 scams! We can fix it! We can just have mommy government approve all your large expenses! isn't that great?

    See the problem? and what if I say "I hate stupid people. I wish they would play in traffic" am I to be charged if some moron does that tomorrow? Of course we'll have to keep logs of every post on every site, so we can catch these evil criminals like me who tell someone stupid to play with matches. See how that slippery slope works? You can NOT protect people from their own stupidity. Every attempt at making something idiot proof has just shown idiots can be even stupider than you imagined. Do you really want a mommy government to protect people that are SO stupid they follow any directions a stranger on a phone gives them? Is that really what we have become? I'm glad my grandfather that fought for freedom in WW2 is no longer with us. You could probably power the entire southern region with the revolutions he is turning in his grave.

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  34. Re:Dear Pranknet by mrsam · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age

    Actually it's 12.4%. You have 6.2% withheld from your paycheck for Social Security (up to the Social Security wage base limit, which gets increased every year and most people's salaries never reach it, it's well over $100,000 now), but your employer also pays another 6.2% on top of it. Although the employer's so-called "contribution" does not count towards your "official" salary, this is what it costs your employer to keep you on the payroll. It's really your money, except that you never see it.

    In addition, you pay 1.45% of your salary as Medicare tax, and your employer also pays another 1.45% on top of it. In the end, over 15% of your real salary gets confiscated by the government, before you even get to regular income taxes, on the promise of you supposedly getting it back later down the road, in some form or other, when you retire. So, don't you worry your little head over the money still being there when you retire.

  35. Re:So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by enilnomi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Small, independent online news outlet? You must be new to this planet. Say hello to the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network and all their friends at TimeWarner. (Lemme guess...you also thought Adult Swim was just a couple of guys jazzin' on Williams Street.)

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    education is no substitute for intelligence
  36. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    To say nothing of those companies, that just can't stand the idea of paying taxes like we all have to...

    You just don't understand do you? If you charge a corporation taxes then the corporation is going to pass that cost along to it's customers. In the end it's still the people that wind up paying the tax. All you've done is to put a middle man between them and the government and allowed some jackass leftist to claim that he's fighting for the "little guy" when in fact it's the little guy who is paying for the new tax. He's just paying it on his automobile insurance/gasoline/grocery bill/electric bill/etc instead of paying it on his tax bill.

    That isn't true in all cases. While it may work for Inelastic goods such as medicines that people absolutely need to survive and will pay almost anything for, it won't work for more elastic goods. If the government puts a huge tax on something like sugar, corporations which make sugar will need to "eat" some of the tax. You probably wouldn't pay $100 for a bag of sugar because you could easily switch to sugar substitutes. Although the corporations may pass some of the tax along to the consumers, they often won't be able to pass all of it on.

  37. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've got news for you, pal.

    Two things:
    1) They will have to increase taxes. There's only a few ways the government can collect money. Taxes. Charging for services. Selling off state property. Borrowing. Printing money. The government is on the knife edge of bankruptcy (every one else, including China is sitting back and collectively saying WTF? We don't want no part of this, we're not lending), which means they're printing virtual money. FACT: The money pixies are running out of magical money fairy dust, and we're in an unsustainable position.

    2) Printing virtual money is a direct cause of inflation. Inflation *IS* a sales tax *ON YOU.* It means you have to trade *more time* to your employer to buy the money which with you purchase the things you want to buy.

    Unless you see Washington auctioning Area 51, and Alaska off--or (preferably) changing the direction we're going in, we're patently fucked.

  38. Re:Dear Pranknet by russotto · · Score: 2, Informative

    This has been "suggested" by paranoid radio elite who lie about the intention of others who have made it clear that taxes will not be raised on 95% of the public, and all of the middle class.

    Right. Such paranoid radio elite as Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, and National Economic Council director Lawrence H. Summers.

  39. Re:Dear Pranknet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, the Government is taking 6.2% of my money for social "security", which will be bankrupt by the time I reach retirement age and from which I'll be lucky to recoup the money I've put in, let alone any extra monies above and beyond that. If I had invested the money that's been taken from in FICA taxes over the last ten years into bonds and equities I'd have about 110% of what I started with. You'll forgive my skepticism that they are going to do any better with health care.

    A better comparison for healthcare would be Medicare, which is indeed a government-run medical insurance program. Medicare boasts around 2-3% administrative overhead, whereas private insurers span 20-25% administrative overhead.

    As much as people like to bemoan the concept of "a bureaucrat between the patient and their doctor", the numbers seem to indicate that a shareholder between a patient and a doctor is even worse.

    It is no mystery why: the corporate shareholder's best interests run in direct contrast to that of the patient. It is more profitable to deny treatment whenever possible.

    Yes, they will. Ever heard the expression 'caveat emptor'? The difference between your friendly mega-corp and the government is that nobody is forcing you to do business with the mega-corp. The mega-corp can't come and take your money at gunpoint. You have to decide to do business with them.

    Let's at least pretend to have an honest discussion.

    You simply cannot get by without insurance, and in many cases, your only choice is to take whatever plan your employer has, because you are subject to far more strict acceptance requirements if you try to get an individual plan. Most people do not have the choice to take their business elsewhere.

  40. Re:Dear Pranknet by steltho · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, they will. Ever heard the expression 'caveat emptor'? The difference between your friendly mega-corp and the government is that nobody is forcing you to do business with the mega-corp. The mega-corp can't come and take your money at gunpoint. You have to decide to do business with them.

    Technically this is true, however, since the alternative to not doing business with health care companies is a likely early death. You are in a way forced to do business with them, if you want to stay alive.

  41. Re:What idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I were the motel owner and one of my guests did this, my response would NOT be, "Oh.. let's put our Sherlock Holmes hats on and find out who that mean prankster was!" It would be, "You better find a good lawyer, because my insurance company will be calling."

    Woah, internet tough guy invoking the lawyers!

    *shudder*

  42. Re:Dear Pranknet by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The rich establishment does not have to set soup kitchens on fire to destroy them. It can be done more insidiously-- by supporting an economic distribution that erodes the middle class and forces more people into poverty.

    What is this "economic distribution" that "they" are "supporting"? Those who say stuff like that presuppose that there are people somewhere who arbitrarily assign and dole out wealth to others, and how, if we just had the "right people" (such as yourself) in charge of it all, we would have a utopia.

  43. Played into his hands by sharp3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now this Malik guy is an internet celebrity, which is exactly what the article states is his desire. All of his actions have suddenly been validated, because hey, he's an internet star. Visits to prankster.com (or whatever, I don't know) probably just went through the roof, generating some ad revenue for him to pay for another full body massage at the corner-shop. Hundreds of jackass 15 year old imitators are already foaming at the mouth to copy these douchebags. While the article was hilarious in pointing out the creepy people behind prankster, they did them a huge favor by introducing them to the rest of the world.

    1. Re:Played into his hands by Xaedalus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mmm.. I'm going to disagree with you. IMHO, exposing him to the world is exactly what was needed. Yes, there's going to be lots of jackass 15 year old imitators, but I think there would have been lots of those anyway, and if it wasn't Malik, it'd be someone else. No, guys like these need to get exposed to the world because then the world knows who they are. PrankNet's power was in its secrecy. No one knew about it, except for the 'in' crowd. But now, he's exposed. People know about him. He'll be famous for a brief amount of time... but then the fame will fade. He'll be old news, and his power to deceive and pull pranks will go with it. That's why it's critical to expose these guys. Let the world see them, get their message out in the open, let people make up their minds, and ultimately, let time fade them away to nothing. That's the greatest punishment one could visit: to make Malik irrelevant.

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  44. Re:Dear Pranknet by selven · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I really don't like this argument that if you financially penalize a corporation they'll just pass the cost to their consumers. If a corp is selling service, for example, at $45 per month, and they get a $900-billion slap from the EU, and they increase costs to $60 per month, why weren't they selling service for $60/month earlier?. Corporations don't set a profit goal and toe that line exactly, they charge what will get them the most profit. A penalty is a sunk cost, and is completely irrelevant when making future profit optimization analyses.

  45. Re:Hmm by sharp3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I really hope you validated this. Wouldn't want some old man getting hundreds of angry phone calls.

  46. Re:Dear Pranknet by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Technically this is true, however, since the alternative to not doing business with health care companies is a likely early death. You are in a way forced to do business with them, if you want to stay alive.

    It's technically also true that you need to do business with the food companies to stay alive. Maybe the Government should take over the agriculture industry as well?

    Oh wait, through corporate welfare and lobbying interests (tax breaks, money into boondoggles like ethanol, a need to appease Iowa to win Presidential primaries, etc, etc) it already has. Hmm, I wonder what the result is? Surely a balanced and well managed system that's working for the greater good, right? I bet if you had left it up to the free market we could have wound up with something that runs on fast food and high fructose corn syrup and which has resulted in 30% of Americans being obese.

    You'll forgive my skepticism that the Government is going to improve the health care system.

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    I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
    We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  47. This reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    This reminds me of the following self-videotaped paintball drive-by attack "pranks" for which the perpetrators were rightfully given jail sentences and in some cases mandatory psychiatric treatment:

    3 Teens (Anthony Skoblar, Javier Perez and Malcolm Boyd) Face Prison in Paintball Attacks committed in 1996(some of you might remember watching this on TV as it got a lot of coverage)

    The Anchorage paintball attacks committed in 2001 by Charles Deane Wiseman and two juveniles whose names were not released

  48. Journalism, Pranknet, and ethics by timotten · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a very strong norm against publishing phone numbers, addresses, etc in journalism (esp. criminal and political journalism). I readily agree with this norm -- it seems that publishing such information can invite vigilantism and generate life-long problems for the accused without the benefit of a fair trial. I would generally expect journalists to abide this norm in news reports on robbery, drug trafficking, arson, embezzlement, etc.

    Never-the-less, I felt a twinge of satisfaction while reading phone numbers and street addresses in TSG's article. I wouldn't mind if these serial harassers received a series of harassing phone calls.

    Then again, TSG accuses Pranknet of systematically violating the informal norms that their victims rely on; is it proper for TSG to turn around and break an informal norm of journalism?

    I'd like to better understand the ethical question here. Perhaps TSG's approach is the only way to deal with Pranknet? Perhaps it's poetic justice? Has TSG made a special ethical judgement regarding Pranknet? On what basis? Does TSG habitually violate journalistic ethics? Do the participants in Pranknet deserve worse treatment than anyone else accused of crime? How would our opinion change if TSG had presented the story differently?

  49. Re:Dear Pranknet by lennier · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You are aware that we just elected a professional class and race warrior as president, right?"

    Classy *and* racy!

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    You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
  50. Re:So, why couldn't the feds figure this one out? by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And you know the government has not... how exactly?
     
    Seriously, the government/law enforcement agencies aren't going to move until they have a fairly reasonable case, and even then they aren't going spread the details all over the press - they save that for the courtroom.

  51. Re:Dear Pranknet by lennier · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Foisting class warfare stereotypes on sheeple who know no better is how leftists got into office"

    No, I think you'll find it's having a hard-right President and Congress commit war crimes by launching an illegal war while crashing the economy which is what elects leftists into office.

    In 2000, I was pretty much indifferent to the whole Gore vs Bush gridlock. "They're both the same," I said. "Republicans, Democrats, left and right... they all have the same policies." After all, could anyone be more meh than Clinton? Took him til 1999 to release the crypto export provisions. Invaded Yugoslavia. Slept around like a Frenchman. This Bush guy was talking about "humble" foreign policy. Okay, I thought. They're America, they might be screwing Russia over, and not removing their nukes fast enough, and still trying to control the world... but at least they're not outright stupid.

    And then I watched in horror how much, much worse it could get - what happens when you have a Republican rather than Democratic president who "responds" in a lather of panic and pride to a fairly small terrorist incident. Kabloom! United Nations? What United Nations? We'll baldly lie outright to the world if we want! We're Mericka, eff yeah! Bombs away!

    A few years later your party of choice picks about the scariest pair of gun-crazy candidates you could imagine to replace Bush, and the world goes "Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. comma. Uniform. Sierra. Alpha? Hotel Tango Hotel? Over? Hello? Anyone in there, Major Tom?"

    And then a miracle occurs.

    And that's how come you have a quiet, intelligent, soft-spoken mixed-race Democrat representing you to the world. And the world breathed a sigh of relief and muttered "wow, and here we thought you Yanks really were a bunch of fascist jerks... guess we were wrong. When you've exhausted all other options, sometimes you do make the right choice. C'mon over here and give us a big, manly trade and arms reduction deal. We know we'll hate ourselves for it in the morning... but you're just so sexy right now!"

    Yeah we know Obama's just JFK and Clinton reborn. We know he's stepped down Iraq just to ramp up Afghanistan. We know he's a master of the velvet glove of American imperialism instead of the naked iron fist. (Bush naked. Either of them. Brrrrrrrrr. Bad brain.)

    But, well, he's half-black. And he got elected! That's, whuh, we still can't quite stop pinching ourselves. If you guys don't realise what a massive foreign policy boost you guys get just from having him there...wow.

    And domestically, so he flushed money down the bankster hole... okay, that might have been smart or dumb, not sure yet. But healthcare reform? Seriously, THAT'S what you'd fight to STOP? We here in NZ look at American-style healthcare as a Very Very Bad Idea which we flirted with in the 1980s-90s, and thank goodness we didn't completely go that route. It looks like hell, and we're so glad we don't have the mess you now have to fix.

    You're welcome.

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    You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
  52. Helping secure the wifi by kbsoftware · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would love for The Smoking Gun or maybe someone who lives in the area to find the unsecured wi-fi connections and help those folks secure it. I get the impression that without those connections the loser would have no internet.

  53. Re:Dear Pranknet by bhartman34 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really don't like this argument that if you financially penalize a corporation they'll just pass the cost to their consumers. If a corp is selling service, for example, at $45 per month, and they get a $900-billion slap from the EU, and they increase costs to $60 per month, why weren't they selling service for $60/month earlier?.

    There could be a lot of reasons why they weren't doing it earlier. The most obvious one is competition. The free market isn't just based on charging whatever you can. It's based on charging what the market will bear. In practice, that means that if your competitor is charging $45/mo., you do whatever you can to stay at or below that threshold, so that you don't lose customers. If you get smacked with a $900 billion fine, and have to raise your rate to account for it, that will lead to a loss of business. (Of course, the impact on customers is rarely that obvious. Corporations usually try to hide such increases in fees that they don't have to include in the monthly rate, so that they can advertise "only $45 per month!", even though the new fees make the price considerably higher.

  54. Re:Dear Pranknet by StalePez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The agriculture companies can't forbid you from purchasing or using their products. An insurance company can.

    I, like many, lost my job. Thankfully, I have a very marketable service and have been able to strike out on my own very successfully after having a very difficult time trying to find a "regular job". When I had insurance, I went to the doctor like I'm encouraged to do, and I was diagnosed with heart disease.

    Now, I'm on my own. My insurance is gone, and I no longer qualify for insurance under the 'pre-existing condition' clauses. So, even though I'm a productive, contributing, and tax-paying member of society, I am not entitled to stay alive.

    If you're so jaded as to not see how that is wrong, then I hope with all my being that you end up in my position someday.

  55. Re:Oh Grow Up by abigsmurf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Property is insured, damage to mental health isn't so easy to undo. You're not talking whoopie cushions here, this kind of very public humiliation can stick for a long long time.

  56. Re:Dear Pranknet by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's basically the US from the outside.

    Bush jr. was maybe the worst thing that ever happened to the US international image. He was loud, he was crude, he was as charismatic as a 60s staircase. This wasn't the Uncle Sam we learned to like so much. Sure, Unkie Sam was often a fairly tough guy, but you always had the feeling that he likes you. More the big protector than the belt-wielding "do what I say or bend over" uncle you had to spend your vacation at. And then Bush comes along and is just that: Someone kicked my nuts so now I'll lash out, take cover if you don't want to be hit. It was like rednecks taking over the rule of the country, and we were honestly a little scared. It wasn't easy to like that Uncle. People were really considering the alternatives, but they were even worse, the other Uncle you could run to had that long beard, spoke gibberish and smelled funny. Because the other Uncle, ya know, the funny drunk with that poofy hat, he kinda slept. Or died. Or something.

    So the world looked at the US and Bush and what to come after. And we collectively groaned when we saw the Dem primaries. Two candidates without a chance. One not man enough, the other one not white enough, that's what we thought. Not in America. They're gonna elect that half-dead wreck and his churchy sidekick who is first of all even stupider and less educated than Bush was (yeah, we kinda like our politicians intelligent and informed) and second, she'll take over in a year or two after the old man croaked.

    And then the miracle happened. The US elected that black man. That guy who was witty (ok, telepromtwitty, but still), who knew how to speak what we like to hear, who promised a lot of good things and who was a lot more charismatic than anything we were used to before. He was the Uncle we liked! Ok, he looked funny, but hey, who cares? I mean, compared to Bush... anyway. He's jovial, he sounds believable when he tries to talk about the burden of the 'common man', he comes across as someone who knows his stuff (again, being able to read those teleprompters surely helps there a lot), and he has a bit of that Kennedy air that we love so much, and that we didn't see since Clinton went away. Oh, we sure liked Clinton. We prefer prezzes that get blowjobs to ones that need one direly.

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  57. Strange Politics by evought · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "And domestically, so he flushed money down the bankster hole... okay, that might have been smart or dumb, not sure yet. But healthcare reform? Seriously, THAT'S what you'd fight to STOP? We here in NZ look at American-style healthcare as a Very Very Bad Idea which we flirted with in the 1980s-90s, and thank goodness we didn't completely go that route. It looks like hell, and we're so glad we don't have the mess you now have to fix."

    He flushed an amount fairly close to our yearly GNP down the bankster hole and specifically banksters he had connections with. If we count the type of fraud these Prankster people did as criminal, then what Obama has done (following what Bush started, building on the foundation laid by Clinton...) has to count fairly high on the felony scale.

    But the biggest thing is that you misunderstand something critical about American politics and why many of us strongly resist "reform". Reform here means changing the rules so that your cronies will profit instead of someone else's cronies. It has been that way since at least the '60s, probably longer and is largely true of both major parties. Health care "reform" means booting the folks who currently have control of healthcare out and putting your people in all the while leaving the actual *citizens* with less power. Each change of regime results in the pendulum swinging further into insanity with each administration trying to top the criminal aspirations of the previous. That is how they now get away with the House passing a 1000+ page bill that no one had read because it hadn't even been completed at the time of the vote ("Cap and Trade"). The memos and briefs coming out of the Obama Justice Department read word for word similar to those from Bush's with statements about how indefinite detention without charge (or even cause) is fine, the accused have no rights because of the severity of the accusation, and we don't really need to tell anyone, even a judge, who we are wiretapping or having followed. Obama's defense budget still has more money in cost overruns and blatant pay-offs (to mostly the same people as usual) than the GDPs of many countries. So it is not really a matter of what the subject of the bill is these days but rather that it is prudent to not let ANYTHING pass right now [at the Federal level] because we cannot control the time bombs they are writing into them until we get firmer legislation at the State level to protect ourselves from Federal overreach, stupidity, and corruption. I would rather have Ghengis Khan in control of my health options at the moment than a Congressional-appointed committee.

    It is not a Democrat vs. Republican thing. I believe Democrats to be wrong about the best way to run the country, but I believe most of them are on the level. I, myself, am a Republican because I look back to ideals the party was actually founded to promote... like personal responsibility, personal charity, and freedom. But the core ideals are not promoted by the top levels of *either* party and grass roots efforts to actually change something are quickly co-opted by monied interests, pork, riders, and 'oversights' in the legislation until they do much more damage than if the problems had been left alone. There is a deep racket here where the 'leadership' treats the citizens exactly like those Pranksters, as if they are useless sheep who can be paid off in bright baubles and trinkets to look the other way... and cheating them isn't really immoral. That attitude infects the citizenry just the same, who try to emulate their 'betters' by making their own racket and trying to get a piece of the pie... and cheating The System isn't really immoral... so in a way, the attitude of the leadership ends up being accurate. That's how we end up with people in charge of liberal policies and promote using our tax money to "help others" who have not paid their own taxes in many years and people do not really find it odd.

    Health care 'reform,' if it passes will do no better than utility 'reform' or the many Defense-Industrial budg

  58. Except it does matter by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even if they were only pranks putting them on slashdot front page is an ego boost they didn't really need. Let's stick to stuff that matters.

    Are you kidding? So far the majority of stories involving someone acting like a sociopathic prick online, have attracted a number of wannabe sociopathic pricks that lionized the perp on one or more of the following grounds:

    - muahahaha, now we're the ones with the power. Phear us! Payback time for the former school bully... and the cheerleader who didn't want to be my GF... and the jock who got her as a GF... and that geography teacher who got me bored to death... (Basically as if having been a victim once is all the reason and rationalization needed for victimizing others in turn. Newsflash: if anyone wasn't a bully just because they lacked the power and/or balls, but turns into one as soon as they can, they never had a moral high ground to start with.)

    - OMG, if they were too stupid to defend themselves, they deserved it. (A.k.a., "might makes right.")

    - more generally, if it's high tech and not everyone can do it, then it's right to do it if you can. (A.k.a., "might makes right.")

    - It's just bits and bytes, and information wants to be free!! (Especially when said information is someone else's credit card number;))

    - if it slips through some loophole of an existing law, despite being blatantly against its spirit, then it's morally right. The proposed new amendment against it is blatantly an attempt to control more people by criminalizing something as benign as terrorizing others. Cue quotes out of context from Richelieu and Ayn Rand.

    - if it's already illegal, that law is blatantly an attempt to control more people by criminalizing something as benign as terrorizing others. Cue quotes out of context from Richelieu and Ayn Rand.

    Etc.

    In fact, my best guess is that now the majority opinion is against it only because it was _social_ engineering, and we don't relate that well to that. It involves talking to people and... eew ;) If it were about slipping someone a trojan to terrorize them via their computer, you'd see 200+ posts just defending the perp and blaming the victims.

    So maybe it is stuff that matters. Reminding more wannabe sociopaths that doing it over the internet is no shield, is a good thing.

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  59. Re:Dear Pranknet by Nitage · · Score: 2, Informative

    Come to the UK and experience the NHS - then you'll fight to the death against public healthcare.

    I pay a substantial amount of tax - if I recieved a refund of the amount used to fund the NHS, I could afford very good health insurance. But instead, the government takes my money and pisses it away.

    An example:

    I recently moved home and have to register at a new doctors. NHS doctors only accept patients that live within a certain geographic areas, so I have no choice which doctor I register with - and you have to be registered to get anything other than a emergency appointment. When I tried to register, they tell me that I need to fill in a form and make an appointment to see a nurse who will process my registration.

    Then they tell me that such appointments are only available Wednesday and Thursday between 2pm and 3pm. If the taxes of all people who were at work on Wednesday and Thursday between 2pm and 3pm disappeared, these people would suddenly be unemployed.

    Stay away from state healthcare.

  60. Foot-in-the-door at work... by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since I've not seen anyone else point it out yet, I just thought I'd point out that the 'pranksters' are simply exercising Foot-in-the-door technique. They probably aren't, necessarily always, stupid people that get duped by these situations. The actions they are being instructed to conduct are all reasonable - in relation to the one they just finished completing. The 'big picture' isn't as readily available as you might thing.

    I hesitate to point this out, because it could empower other 'pranksters', but the formula is basically:

    A) Get them to do something innocuous

    B) Get them to do something logical

    C) Get them to do something slightly/somewhat less logical

    D) Continue escalating requests until something breaks

    The 'humor' is often found at the ridiculousness of 'D)'.

    Look at the hotel scenarios:

    A) Get them out of bed thinking there is an emergency

    B) Get them to line the underside of the doors, etc

    C) Get them to 'open' a window, by force if necessary

    D) Get them to break the TV (since force was already used on the window)

    No one calls them up and goes straight to 'D)', and THAT alone is why it works.

    The best defense against this would be to keep 'A)' in mind at all times. The leap from 'A)' to the end should also make sense without the intermediary steps...