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Man Accuses Cat of Downloading Child Porn

Posted by samzenpus on from the when-pets-go-bad dept.

bruce_the_loon writes "They have blamed viruses. They have blamed neighbors. They have accused police of planting it. In rare cases, they have admitted downloading it. This is the first time someone has accused a cat of downloading child porn onto their computer. This seems like a defense almost too stupid to be made up."

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  1. I Sympathise with the Cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't we all want to see 12 year old pussy every once in a while?

  2. This happens a lot by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You shouldn't let your cat surf the web unattended. Without proper supervision, they will start downloading kitty porn to your hard drive.

    1. Re:This happens a lot by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

      First time I ever heard about "kiddy porn", I misheard it for "kitty porn".

      For quite a while, I assumed a lot of people were getting steamed up about some weird pink anime thing, or some kind of playboy performers.

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    2. Re:This happens a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Especially if your cat is a purrvert.

    3. Re:This happens a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jesus H. Christ. Want some cheese to go with that whine?

  3. i think you mean by loafula · · Score: 3, Funny

    kitty porn. bad, i know. lol

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    1. Re:i think you mean by Etrias · · Score: 5, Funny

      oh hai! I am on ur puter, downlodings ur pr0n.

  4. The purrrrrrrrfect ... by neonprimetime · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...alibi

  5. Appropriate comic by HEbGb · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://lol-comics.livejournal.com/63218.html

  6. lol cat by ExE122 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can haz blame?

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  7. Chris Hansen should interview the cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He'll get to the bottom of this.

      "You walk in here on all fours naked making strange noises and rubbing against my leg..who knows what would have happened if I hadn't been here"

  8. This is why I don't own a cat by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article doesn't mention that the cat left a note for the man warning him of dire consequences if it didn't get fresh fish more frequently.

  9. This proves it! by travdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dogs As Intelligent As Average Two-Year-Old Children.

    But a cat is capable of using the Internet (not to mention framing his owner). Sorry, dog owners, cats are clearly smarter!

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  10. And for sure he used.. by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 3, Funny

    netcat.

  11. Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Note to self -- get a cat.

  12. Re:There is software to protect against this... by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've learned that leaving your cat unattended with your keyboard can lead to interesting consequences. --Dexter Douglas

  13. Re:There is software to protect against this... by muyla · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the software FAQ:

    Q: My cat is deaf. Can you help me?

            A: PawSense detects the paws of even deaf cats. Even if a cat is deaf, PawSense blocks cat typing once detected. This makes it harder for the cat to mess up your programs, data files, and operating system.

            However, PawSense does not include a miracle cure for deafness.

    1 - How stupid can a person be before he is legally considered handicaped?
    2 - I wonder how much they charge extra for the deluxe package with miracle cure included!

  14. Makes jury duty attractive by smchris · · Score: 3, Funny

    If counties were smart, they'd have a "serve one, get a second silly one" deal.

  15. Re:Idle? by daremonai · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't - it was my cat who clicked on this!

  16. Uh oh... by bughunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have over 1 Quadrillion pornographic images on my computer.

    Yes, I'm a Petaphile.

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  17. Need a new cat by SnarfQuest · · Score: 3, Funny

    My cat only downloads articles from wikipedia. Mostly stuff on herbs and computer pointing devices. Guess I need a cat that hasn't been spayed.

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  18. oops by hasbeard · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can't leave an unattended mouse around a cat.