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Man Accuses Cat of Downloading Child Porn

Posted by samzenpus on from the when-pets-go-bad dept.

bruce_the_loon writes "They have blamed viruses. They have blamed neighbors. They have accused police of planting it. In rare cases, they have admitted downloading it. This is the first time someone has accused a cat of downloading child porn onto their computer. This seems like a defense almost too stupid to be made up."

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  1. Worse than children downloading by wiredog · · Score: 0, Redundant

    kitty porn?

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  2. The cat must have a great lawyer... by Doug52392 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's really hard to get child porn charges dropped these days, with the whole "pedo witch hunt" in full swing these days. I'm surprised the cat was cleared of it's charges. It's lawyer must be brilliant!

  3. Re:This happens a lot by davidsyes · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Ask the cat (to the tune of the cat food commercial):

    "What's NEW, PUSSYcat (not pussyCAT)"

    "Chaow--chaowww-chaoowwww"

    Deprive the cat of pussy flix and it my shit a cataleptic fit.

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  4. Pun Intended... by No-Cool-Nickname · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Kitty Porn?