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Sensor To Monitor TV Watchers Demoed At Cable Labs
An anonymous reader writes "Cable operators at the semi-annual CableLab's Innovation Showcase have informally voted as best new product a gizmo that can determine how many people are watching a TV. Developed by Israeli company PrimeSense, the product lets digital devices see a 3-D view of the world (the images look like something from thermal imaging). In other words, that cable set-top box will know whether three people are sitting on the sofa watching TV and how many are adults vs. children. Do we really need cable and/or video service operators knowing this? It all happens via a chip that resides in a camera that plugs into the set-top box."
Oh, the inner exhibitionist in me is tingling.
"Sorrow is better than laughter, for by sadness of face the heart is made glad." [Ecclesiastes 7:3]
If you're:
. . . Runners who are trying to evade their Death Panel appointments. You can tell which ones are sick and due for termination by their elevated IR output.
A midget is getting annoyed that the TV won't let him watch Real Sex 10.
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I saw that episode of the A-Team, too!
I'd use a looping video of one person watching TV on a 7" LCD just in front of the camera. You've got to have movement.
Even better, use a jailbroken GPS with miopocket.
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ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
Only if it's equipped with a microscope
ba-ding
In Comcast America, TV watches you!
Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NO NO NO!!! 1984198419841984 I would fight it but they would just haul me off to the ministry of truth and lobotomize me. Besides, they will just wait till the argument gets old and continue with their plans for our evil, stinking, orwellian hellhole futures.
Kent Brockman: "Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it on."
that if you could get the internal memos on this
oh, to be a fly on the wall of those inner meetings.
hey, lets have them install video cam-
oh, wait.
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"It is now safe to switch off your computer."
Some *AA exec is wetting his pants, but the public WILL NOT put up with this.
This kind of intrusion is a revolution just waiting to happen, sheeple or not.
I wish i had the confidence in the American public that you do. Im afraid most will just accept it and bend over.
Yeah, what keeps me up at night is wondering whether Americans will take up figurative arms over TV commercials.
Of course, even if it gets that bad, I suspect it'd be defeated with something like duct tape. .
And then the box detects its 'blind' and refuses to run your movie...
Or you could just wrap the extra viewers in duct tape -- so the heat sensor won't see them.
With reality TV, it's more true than ever.
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