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Ultima Online Expansion Sept. 8, WAR Expansion In Near Future
IndustryGamers recently spoke with Mythic Entertainment execs about the futures of Ultima Online and Warhammer Online. UO's newest expansion, Stygian Abyss, was recently given a September 8th release date. As for WAR, they say, "... we just finished up a major patch for Warhammer Online and there's a lot of stuff we're thinking about for improving and enhancing the gameplay experience and guaranteeing that the product lives up to the legacy of the Warhammer franchise. You should expect an expansion in the near future." The Overly Positive blog suggests that recent developer interviews have undergone a change in tone, demonstrating a greater willingness to acknowledge the game's flaws and work out ways to correct them.
Favorite NIGGER joke - What do you call a bunch of niggers hanging around a farm? Antique farm equipment!
Favorite JEW joke - How was copper wiring invented? Two jews fighting over a penny!
Favorite DEAD BABY joke - What's black and bubbly and taps on glass? A dead baby in the microwave!
Favorite BEANER joke - Have you heard of the Mexican car races? Yeah, the first one to get the car started wins!
Favorite FAGGOT joke - Four fags walk into a gay bar but the bartender has just one stool. He turns the stool upside down!
Favorite BITCH joke - What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!
Favorite DUNE COON joke - why did the Muslim go apeshit and singlehandedly destroy a whole enemy army? He heard they were drawing cartoons of Mohammed.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Extra nigger joke story!
A Chinese dude walks into a bar. The bar has a black bartender. The Chinese dude sits down and says "Hey, gimme a jigger, nigger!" The black guy didn't like that one bit. He says to the Chinese dude, "hey, that's not fair. how would you like it if somebody did that to you?!" The Chinese guy says "I wouldn't give a damn if they did." So the black guy wants to prove his point. He gets the Chinese guy to sit behind the bar so he can be the bartender. Then he leaves and comes back in. The black guy sits down and says "Hey, gimme a drink, chink!" The Chinese dude just smiles and says "we don't serve no niggers here."
Now wait for the stupid easily offended mods with no sense of humor. They're jokes, get over it. I can laugh at a nigger joke but if I ever saw someone harassing a black man because he was black I would come to the black man's defense. I bet you fucks wouldn't understand that. You see, it's easy to separete the reality of racism from the fantasy of a joke, unless you're a moron. The reality of racism is a horrible thing that must be resisted but the jokes are quite entertaining. I bet you dumb fucks think violent video games are anything other than a non-issue too, for all of the same reasons. Now go pat yourselves on the back for sitting in your computer chair and wasting a mod point and thinking that you're doing a god damned thing to further the cause of human equality. Or just admit you'll mod this down too because the truth hurts when it exposes how shallow and stupid and conformist you are. Quick, go serve the media by defending the hypersensitivity and political correctness they have tried so hard to instill in you, like a good little orthodox citizen.
Meanwhile, I CHALLENGE ANYONE to come up with a GOOD and FUNNY white joke. I've never ever heard one. I want to. May wanna post it anonymously because the frothing-at-the-mouth easily offended politically correct droids will probably mod down even a white joke. So much for tolerance and free speech. Oh they say they are for those things then they only support speech they like because they are hypocritical little bastards who should have been blowjobs.