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Ask Blizzard About Starcraft2, Diablo III, WoW, or Battle.net
Well, Blizzcon 2009 is about to get underway (look for the big news from the keynote in a few hours) and given how fast it sold out I'm sure there are still many rabid fans interested in what Blizzard might have to say that don't want to shell out the $40 for Pay-Per-View access. So, to that end we have interviews scheduled tomorrow with the teams from Starcraft2, Diablo III, World of Warcraft, and Battle.net. If there is anything you wish to know about the progress or juicy details from any of these teams please leave it in the comments below. We'll try to parse through for the best questions and get you answers during our interview slots tomorrow. The usual Slashdot interview rules apply.
Who do I have to blow to get early access?
How bad are you going to fuck it up and drain the soul from the franchise?
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
Maybe you should call your mommy to nag you off of the computer and wipe your ass and empty out your piss-and-cheeto-bag-filled wastebasket every now and then.
While you're at it, call me over. I wanna suck her tits and make you jealous.
Why do you hate rogues so much?
Aww, boo hoo... You have to pay for three separate games, rather than getting one huuuge game. Poor you. Christ, how many times do they have to tell you that each installment will be as long as the original game. You're getting THREE full games at full price each, not three 1/3 games at full price. Yes, it sucks that you have to wait to play the other campaigns. It probably would have been better if they'd put 1/3 of each campaign in each of the three installments. Either way you're buying three full games, deal with it and get over it.
The proper phrase is "Eat your cake and have it too". If you have your cake, obviously you can eat it too. Seriously, is it so damn hard to get the phrase correct?
In others words. I want to bitch and moan about a feature that I will probably never use. Just because I think if we had such a feature I will have so many friends over because I have a good lan infrastructure.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Wow, I can't believe you went to a college that had network infrastructure and yet no internet connection. How strange.
It's also completely unacceptable for them not to include a can of bear mace. What if you were attacked while playing Starcraft? What if a bear came through your window, attracted by the sounds of tasty Terrans? What if you decide to play at a zoo and a bear escapes? HUH? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?!!11