High-Speed Robot Hand Shows Dexterity and Speed
An anonymous reader tips a blog posting that begins "A few blogs are passing around videos of the Ishikawa Komuro Lab's high-speed robot hand performing impressive acts of dexterity and skillful manipulation. However, the video being passed around is slight on details. Meanwhile, their video presentation at ICRA 2009 (which took place in May in Kobe, Japan) has an informative narration and demonstrates additional capabilities. ... [It] shows the manipulator dribbling a ping-pong ball, spinning a pen, throwing a ball, tying knots, grasping a grain of rice with tweezers, and tossing / re-grasping a cellphone!"
Seeing just how blazingly fast that thing was makes me know that we have absolutely no chance against Skynet.
"And inthis sequence this video you can see the robot hand strangling dr. Kamakuro.
Notice how the pressure sensonrs allows it to know when to release to leave the doctor unconscious but alive.
Observe the marvelous precision displayed as it cuts the doctor's hand and peels its skin to make itself a costume.
Ohh, it's trying to sew itself to the doctor's stump; ain't it the cutest thing?"
Will they fuck their pets too?
Too?
That's it. You've been reported to PETA.
And let go of that cat already.
...or make you into a one second man
so it can basically double the staying power of the average /.er? I'm sold!