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Anti-Spam Lawyer Loses Appeal, and His Possessions

Techdirt is reporting that one particularly rabid anti-spam fighter has not only lost his case, but most of his worldly possessions as well. James Gordon tried to set himself up as an ISP to get around the conventions of the CAN SPAM act in order to set up a litigation house designed to sue companies that spam. Unfortunately a judge did not take kindly to this trick and ordered him to pay $110,000 to the firm he was suing, a decision that was not only upheld on appeal but accompanied by some very unkind words trying to shut down litigation mills like his. "But, perhaps even more fascinating is that the guy, James Gordon, didn't just lose the lawsuit, it appears he lost most of his possessions as well. Remember that ruling telling him to pay the $110k to Virtumundo? He refused. The company sent the debt to a collections agency, but told Gordon they'd call off the collections agency if he dropped the appeal. Gordon didn't."

237 comments

  1. Morton's Fork by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure who to be cheering for on this one: the barrator or the spammer. Who should we revile more? Dante reserved the fifth pouch of the Eighth Circle of Hell for barrators, but he says nothing at all about spammers.

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    1. Re:Morton's Fork by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Spammer's are level 10 vile which is why nothing was said....

    2. Re:Morton's Fork by Itninja · · Score: 0

      Isn't a mortons fork when both choices are bad (damned if you do, damned if you don't)? What is it when both choices are good (in this case, who to revile more)?

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    3. Re:Morton's Fork by argent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Spam isn't a technical problem, it's a social problem. EVERY communication channel that gets created, gets abused by people like this until the law comes down on them to stop it. Whether it's email spam or loudspeaker trucks, it's the same problem.

    4. Re:Morton's Fork by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Revile the legislators who caved to the direct marketing lobby and took away your right to sue those leeches.

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    5. Re:Morton's Fork by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm not sure who to be cheering for on this one: the barrator or the spammer. Who should we revile more?

      I can answer the question on whom we should revile more: the politicians who passed anti-spam laws that effectively protect the spammers.

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    6. Re:Morton's Fork by K.os023 · · Score: 1

      In this case, the spammer is also a distributor of malware. (see the wiki for Virtumuno for more info)

      To stay in your terminology I guess that would make them vandals or something...

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    7. Re:Morton's Fork by cpghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether it's email spam or loudspeaker trucks, it's the same problem.

      Yes, indeed. However, you've got to pay for fuel, drivers, trucks, + taxes for all of them, operating the loudspeaker trucks. The spam zombies on the other hand are free as in beer, and the IRS doesn't get its lion's share either.

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    8. Re:Morton's Fork by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Despite the jokes and such, lawyers are not universally evil. Only about 98% of them are. There are a few out there who do good work. This lawyer's work looks like it was an attempt to do good (and perhaps profit off of it, but that's OK if it means hurting spammers). If some lawyers could find other ways of improving society and profiting highly in the process, I'm all for it. There's plenty of possible targets: corrupt politicians, Microsoft, social services abusers, etc. Don't forget, there's lawyers doing good, not-very-profitable work too, like the guys at EFF and the ones who fight the RIAA.

      Unfortunately, the vast majority of lawyers only serve to help themselves (and their evil clients), and harm society in the process.

    9. Re:Morton's Fork by swillden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Spam isn't a technical problem, it's a social problem. EVERY communication channel that gets created, gets abused by people like this until the law comes down on them to stop it. Whether it's email spam or loudspeaker trucks, it's the same problem.

      The technical part of the problem is that there's no way to enforce a legal solution.

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    10. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The Arch-Traitors(Judas, Brutus and Cassius) go in Beelzebub's mouth. Spammers, on the other hand, have already been through the mouth and are now located somewhere in the rectum. That's where true suffering is at.

    11. Re:Morton's Fork by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's actually the other way around, 98% of lawyers ARE decent people. 2% are dirty evil rats who want to screw everyone as hard as they can, we just hear about them more because guess which type of lawyer most big litigation happy corporations are interested in hiring.

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    12. Re:Morton's Fork by fucket · · Score: 1

      That's an easy question for me to answer as I don't even know what a barrator is.

    13. Re:Morton's Fork by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I completely disagree. The entire adversarial legal system rewards people who have no ethics, and it's a field where sociopaths can excel, so the smart ones are drawn to it. I'm sure, once they figure out how to do a brain scan that conclusively proves someone is a sociopath, they could grab 1000 lawyers, and 1000 regular citizens, and find a far higher number of lawyers that are sociopaths. I don't know about 98%, but I'm sure the number of evil lawyers is much higher than your 2%.

      We don't even hear about all the evil lawyers, only the very worst ones. We never hear about all the ambulance-chasers that get clients to sue because, for example, their client was too stupid to stop for a train and thought it'd be a good idea to drive around the crossing guards. A large number of lawyers are people like this, and they don't even get to court; they just have to scare big companies into settling, and this just drives up the cost of everything for everyone else. Or what about all the slimy criminal defense lawyers that twist things around so they can get their clients off? I can understand defending someone you genuinely think didn't do it, but when you know your client's guilty (and you have to in order to argue your case), the only ethical thing you can possibly do is to help him get the most appropriate sentence instead of getting stuck with a draconian one.

      Don't forget all the district attorneys who measure their success in how many cases they can successfully prosecute, so they can claim they're "tough on crime" in the next election. So, they end up prosecuting everyone that can, for anything they can possibly stick them with, including people who lawfully defend themselves against violent criminals.

    14. Re:Morton's Fork by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You give implied consent for me to sleep in your house by using only a bit of plywood and some drywall to keep me outside.

      And that unfenced lawn at your house? Implied consent. Enjoy the turd I left you.

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    15. Re:Morton's Fork by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Except to outlaw spam, and take out their severs. Then you can outlaw botnets that are installed without knowledge. Then you can actually try to find the people behind it, and sentence them to a day in prison for each piece of spam they sent, for each person involved with the operation. That would very quickly rack up a life sentence for many of them.

    16. Re:Morton's Fork by Herby+Sagues · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mr. Spammer, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stu

    17. Re:Morton's Fork by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We don't hear about good lawyers ever. Instead, we have to put up with bullshit posts like yours that don't even make sense. You say that district attorneys are evil. You also said that criminal defense lawyers are slimy. I guess you think the only decent people in the criminal justice system are the criminals. I know your retort already: the system punishes people for minor crimes like marijuana possession. Well, you're also siding with the child molesters and rapists. SOMEONE has to put them away, and SOMEONE has to defend those innocently accused of the crime. That's a lawyer. Or we could do without lawyers and stone people on the accusation of three others. Your choice.

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    18. Re:Morton's Fork by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm definitely not an enviro-nazi, but has anybody read any reports on the amount of carbon spam produces? It may be 0's and 1's, but it still requires electricity. Try telling the current environmental that spam will ruin the planet and see how soon you get legislation enacted.

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    19. Re:Morton's Fork by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, tell us how you really feel...

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    20. Re:Morton's Fork by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      This was sort of funny the first 47 times we saw it posted here. Now its just old and irritating. Like hearing a knock-knock joke over and over.

    21. Re:Morton's Fork by m.ducharme · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many lawyers do you personally know? I'm curious. I am currently working as a summer student at a law firm, and before that I worked as a clerk at an Insurance Defence firm, and when I go to school in the fall, all my teachers will be lawyers. So I'd say, guessing roughly, that I've met and talked to maybe 30-50 real, live, practicing or teaching lawyers (some practice as well as teach), and I have to tell you, out of all of them, there's only one that I suspect is possibly a sociopath. The rest are hard-working, honest people with varying degrees of ethical awareness, mostly fairly developed senses of ethical awareness. They take legal aid cases because their clients can't afford representation, or they mount Charter challenges to challenge overzealous cops or bad laws, they draw up wills, guide clients through divorces, and do the paperwork for your house sale. They teach business law, commercial law, and yes, ethics. Only a small portion do what you think of as "unethical" lawyering, and most of those know that there is ethical value in the work they do, and they care about that value, a great deal.

      I think you don't understand the ethics of lawyering very well. The lawyers who chase ambulances are also the lawyers who keep corporations from completely neglecting quality control, and who keep insurance companies paying out settlements. Also, you mentioned criminal lawyers who defend clients that they know are guilty. You look at this and you see a lawyer who's protecting a criminal from being punished, and you think the lawyer is a slimeball. But that lawyer understands that when you have an adversarial system, every single person accused of a crime deserves a vigorous defence. Good criminal lawyers keep prosecutors honest, and they protect people from the much greater power of the state. If someone is guilty of a crime, but they get off because the prosecutor didn't build a good case, or because the cops roughed the guy up too much down at the station, then next time, the cops will know not to beat the shit out of prisoners, and prosecutors will know to do a good job instead of a sloppy mess of a prosecution.

      As for the DA who prosecutes showy cases to help him at election time: well I'm a Canadian and I can't get over that you people in the US elect your prosecutors (and judges, for that matter). That seems wrong to me. You elect your government officials, as you should, a democracy is the worst form of government except for all the other forms; but there's room in the system for unelected professionals whose job is to protect people from the tyrrany of the majority, and lawyers, prosecutors and judges can fill that role well. But whatever, that's the system you have chosen for yourselves, and it works best when "slimeball" criminal attorneys can go all-out for their clients. It doesn't look pretty, but for the most part it works, and the people who make up the system know that what looks unethical to most people may be necessary to preserve the best parts of the system.

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    22. Re:Morton's Fork by chaboud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We could have a legal system not so mired in procedure that it makes it next to impossible for the layman to defend himself, and this system has been perpetually perverted by those blurring the line between zealous adversarial representation and inhuman chicanery.

      At this point, yes, we need lawyers, but, in my experience, I haven't found 90% of lawyers to be either good or evil. Maybe 10% are strongly either way. The rest are just like us, lazy, tired, mildly manipulative, and so busy doing the job that they've lost sight of any greater meaning of the work. The next time your doctor gives you Flonase instead of a chest x-ray because they'd rather turf you than fight with your HMO? Yeah.. same thing.

    23. Re:Morton's Fork by argent · · Score: 1

      If you leave a communication channel wide open, expect people to message you whether you want it or not. You give implied consent to fill your inbox by setting up a daemon that copies all incoming message data to your mail.

      You argue like a spammer.

      On the contrary, if you set up barriers and filters and approval systems to keep people you haven't invited, you destroy the usefulness of the communications channel. In fact the greatest damage spam causes is the fact that it breaks the system. Cowering behind a web of trust, the Face Space model, prevents more useful communication than spam does.

    24. Re:Morton's Fork by argent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The technical part of the problem is that there's no way to enforce a legal solution.

      Follow the lead of the TCPA and allow EVERYONE to take spammers to court, instead of this corrupt law that only permits ISPs to do so, and spam would stop in short order.

    25. Re:Morton's Fork by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And when all of the botnet operators are in Eastern Europe and China, then what? The problem here is that the law has national boundaries but the Internet does not. International law is more of a concept than a reality.

      Even within your own borders, it can be difficult to find botnet operators.

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    26. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Simple, go after those who aid and abet the spammers by providing computer programmes that allow the botnets to exist in the first place.

    27. Re:Morton's Fork by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure the New York Country Lawyer would disagree that "we don't hear about good lawyers ever."

    28. Re:Morton's Fork by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      And when all of the botnet operators are in Eastern Europe and China, then what?

      Well, in a Bush era, this would have been easy... 3. 2.. 1.... INVADE!

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    29. Re:Morton's Fork by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      A better system is one in which there is no adversarial process. You might want to look into it: it's called French Civil Law, and it's practiced in just about every country on the Earth which wasn't a British colony.

    30. Re:Morton's Fork by Scarletdown · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Arch-Traitors(Judas, Brutus and Cassius) go in Beelzebub's mouth. Spammers, on the other hand, have already been through the mouth and are now located somewhere in the rectum. That's where true suffering is at.

      Now that is truly cruel and unfair... No being should ever be forced to stomach something so vile as spammers in their depths forever and ever with no hope of any relief whatsoever.

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    31. Re:Morton's Fork by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      I've never spammed
      You, ironically, just did.

    32. Re:Morton's Fork by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Spam doesn't break the system, it shows that the system is already broken. Building a robust system that actually works is better than building a broken system, hoping people don't exploit it, and then prosecuting people who inevitably do.

      In computers, things that you aren't allowed to do you shouldn't be able to do. Processes shouldn't read each others' memory, so the operating system doesn't let them. Bob shouldn't read Alice's private files, so he can't. This is common sense design. We don't give the root password to some homeless guy, trusting it will be safe because he knows he'll be hung for high treason if he gives it away. OK it'll probably stay secret, but the whole affair was completely unnecessary as he didn't need the password. I call this a new design principle: Don't Randomly Give Away Your Passwords To Strangers That Are Good At Keeping Secrets.

      It's the system's responsibility to maintain order. "Spammers shouldn't send mass mail, so..." should end in "...they can't." just like the other examples, and unlike your version which is "Spammers shouldn't send mass mail, so..." "...we prosecute them".

      So good night argent (18001). Go back to your cowering behind your OS's memory protection, which prevents more useful inter-process communication than overflows.

    33. Re:Morton's Fork by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's funny for those of us who've never seen it before...

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    34. Re:Morton's Fork by pegdhcp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, in a Bush era, this would have been easy... 3. 2.. 1.... INVADE!

      Is it that easy to joke about human life? This is unbelievable and stupid.

      Invading (more likely, trying to...) China is one of the most common causes of destruction for governments and nation states in the history BTW

    35. Re:Morton's Fork by Normal+Dan · · Score: 1

      I can tell you're holding back. Please, tell us how you really feel.

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    36. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't hold back, tell us what you *really* feel!

    37. Re:Morton's Fork by Supurcell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's funny for those of us who've never seen it before...

      For everyone else, it's just spam.

    38. Re:Morton's Fork by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Lawyers aren't just court lawyers - a good chunk of what used to be done by notaries is now almost entirely done by lawyers, for one.

    39. Re:Morton's Fork by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Interesting
      And when all of the botnet operators are in Eastern Europe and China, then what?

      Tell the credit card companies (American, all of them) that if anyone pays for an item advertised by spam using thier card, they are toast.

      The credit card companies totally control what their merchants sell, how they sell it, etc. and could stop spam on 30 seconds if the US authorities went after them. Unfortunately they probably own the US government.

      In simple terms spam is there, because the US gvernment wont stop it

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    40. Re:Morton's Fork by rastilin · · Score: 1

      It's the system's responsibility to maintain order. "Spammers shouldn't send mass mail, so..." should end in "...they can't." just like the other examples, and unlike your version which is "Spammers shouldn't send mass mail, so..." "...we prosecute them".

      Except we might want to send or receive mass mail ourselves. Since I'm on several mailing lists that I want to keep aware of, including Slashdot; how do we stop the spammers without stopping legitimate mass mailing.

      Don't say "don't do it", that's not a solution.

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    41. Re:Morton's Fork by renoX · · Score: 1

      >EVERY communication channel that gets created, gets abused by people like this until the law comes down on them to stop it.

      No, only the communications channel where sending messages is cheap enough, otherwise they'd be no finantial incentive.
      So the 'technical detail' ie the 'cost of sending a message' do matter for spam.

    42. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well we could use the XMPP system of servers doing call backs to verify the sender is who they say they are. If that person is someone you don't want to talk to, then you should be able to unregister that user to send you messages. This way this cuts out anonymous and spoofed emails, gives the user better control on what they receive, and holds servers more accountable on who sends what on their system. Say spammers create a server and start spamming people under different accounts. That server can easily be blacklisted. Of course it wouldn't stop all spam but it would sure bottleneck it, and allow users to create a web of trust between who they contact on a day to day basis and allow/deny messages from first time contacts.

    43. Re:Morton's Fork by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      And when all of the botnet operators are in Eastern Europe and China, then what?

      Then you take out the people who hire the botnets etc .... most of whom are probably in the States.
      Oh.

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    44. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to call him a skank.

    45. Re:Morton's Fork by argent · · Score: 1

      Spam doesn't break the system, it shows that the system is already broken.

      It's technically impossible to build a communication system that can't be abused by humans, short of building a communication system that's actually smarter than humans.

      You probably believe that working software copy protection is possible as well.

    46. Re:Morton's Fork by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that person is someone you don't want to talk to, then you should be able to unregister that user to send you messages.

      We already have this capability, it's called blacklisting, it doesn't work.

      Say spammers create a server and start spamming people under different accounts. That server can easily be blacklisted.

      We already do this, spammers create new servers faster than we can blacklist them. SO we blacklist whole countries.

      allow users to create a web of trust between who they contact on a day to day basis and allow/deny messages from first time contacts

      This is also already possible, and funny thing, people aren't willing to jump through hoops to talk to other people. These kinds of "you just sent me email, please visit this website before contacting me" schemes break when you need to get mail from an automated system (mailing list, bank, ...) using an email address you can't predict. Even the lightweight password I set up for my wife (just include this word in the subject of the first few lines of the first message you send me) turned outto occasionally cause problems.

      All these things are part of the problem.

    47. Re:Morton's Fork by argent · · Score: 1

      No, only the communications channel where sending messages is cheap enough, otherwise they'd be no finantial incentive.

      Increasing the cost of sending messages decreases the value of the communications system, so it's not really a useful response.

    48. Re:Morton's Fork by Veneratio · · Score: 1

      Ehrm...I dont suppose I could interest you in some cialis or viagra right?

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    49. Re:Morton's Fork by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Well I suppose you could use diplomacy/embargo. Either you work to clean up the data coming out of your country or we will firewall internet traffic originating from your country.

    50. Re:Morton's Fork by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      And when all of the botnet operators are in Eastern Europe and China, then what?

      When that happens, then we go after the people who are processing payments for them, but while we're seeing around 60% of spam coming from the USA let's start there.

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    51. Re:Morton's Fork by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, at least they were honest this time. It's not like naming a law that violates the spirit that created the USA something like USA PATRIOT, or hid it behind a buzzword-filled title like the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. The CAN SPAM act does exactly what the name implies; it means that you can spam as much as you like.

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    52. Re:Morton's Fork by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Or we could do without lawyers and stone people on the accusation of three others

      But the reason they needed a lawyer in the first place is that they were stoned!

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    53. Re:Morton's Fork by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      it's practiced in just about every country on the Earth which wasn't a British colony

      Well, except those that follow some variant of Sharia Law. And those with some loosely-inspired-by-a-book-by-Karl-Marx governments. And those that weren't colonised by any European power. In fact, maybe it would be simpler to just list the dozen or so countries where it is practised...

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    54. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... EVERYONE to take spammers to court ...
      Rigt, finally I'll be able to sue Dr. Rambutu from Kenya for all his very attractive but unsolicited marketing..

    55. Re:Morton's Fork by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Email Spammers are less vulnerable to community justice.

      Half a house brick and good aim can take care of the loudspeaker truck.

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    56. Re:Morton's Fork by m.ducharme · · Score: 2, Informative

      Civil law systems aren't necessarily better than common law systems, just different. And the point is moot, because civil law systems are evolving to incorporate features of the common law, and common law systems are evolving to to incorporate features of the civil law.

      Also, you should be more careful with your distinctions. The opposite of the adversarial system is the inquisitorial system, which can exist in either the civil or common law. Inquisitorial systems have problems of their own as well.

      Civil law systems are fully compatible with an adversarial process: Quebec is just such a jurisdiction where there is a civil code, but an adversarial process.

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    57. Re:Morton's Fork by jesset77 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it that easy to joke about human life?

      Yes, but I won't be funny. You wouldn't like me when I'm funny.

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    58. Re:Morton's Fork by jonr · · Score: 1

      I read that in John Cleese's voice.

    59. Re:Morton's Fork by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      I read that in John Cleese's voice.

      I could not help but read it in the voice of Kristof the professional insulter

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    60. Re:Morton's Fork by Zombywuf · · Score: 1

      Do tell me more about how communication between people is exactly the same as memory mapping. Is virtual memory mapping related to the fact that women can't read maps and men can't stop and ask for directions?

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    61. Re:Morton's Fork by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      So true, so true...I do agree that the cc companies do have more control over governments then they should rivaling those of banks, and even have enough power to stop the spam, yet no one wants to spend THEIR money fighting this war, only the TAX PAYERS or the home user.

    62. Re:Morton's Fork by sgtrock · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wrong Python. Graham Chapman provided abuse. :)

    63. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could have a legal system not so mired in procedure that it makes it next to impossible for the layman to defend himself, and this system has been perpetually perverted by those blurring the line between zealous adversarial representation and inhuman chicanery.

      I'm sure you think such a system is workable, but it would likely fail several important tests. Its important the law be applied fairly and uniformly, without violating any of our constitutional rights. That requirement pretty much sets up the whole system of case law and precedent, because if one person claim Law A means X and wins because of it, it would be unfair if someone else claimed Law A doesn't mean X and one later. It would be great if laws weren't so imprecise, but the english language isn't math and people aren't functions where f(i)=4 consistently. And without fairness and consistency, then there's not much point of laws.

    64. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, He said "you are a fungus" like it was something bad!

    65. Re:Morton's Fork by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Then i block all email from those countries on my personal mail server.

    66. Re:Morton's Fork by swillden · · Score: 1

      The e-mail doesn't come from those countries. The botnets are in your country, but operated by people from those countries.

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    67. Re:Morton's Fork by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Lets see how this would work if put into law:

      1. Botnet operator would send out spam advertising a product on a legitimate site, such as Amazon.
      2. Credit Card companies know Amazon is a legit site and would continue to do business with them.
      3. ???
      4. Profit! ...er... law overturned!

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    68. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what'd that Beelzebub guy ever do to deserve that?

    69. Re:Morton's Fork by o0u812 · · Score: 1

      Dante reserved the fifth pouch of the Eighth Circle of Hell for barrators, but he says nothing at all about spammers.

      When he used the word barrator, I think Dante was referring to people who traded in church and government offices, not overly litigious lawyers.

    70. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to call it a dipwad.

    71. Re:Morton's Fork by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

    72. Re:Morton's Fork by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      It was sarcastic.

    73. Re:Morton's Fork by skeeto · · Score: 1

      In computers, things that you aren't allowed to do you shouldn't be able to do. [..] I call this a new design principle: Don't Randomly Give Away Your Passwords To Strangers That Are Good At Keeping Secrets.

      It actually has a name, called self-enforcing protocols. An example is "cut-and-choose": you have a piece of cake to divide evenly between two people, but how can it be done fairly without bringing in a third party? One person cuts, the other person chooses a piece. They aren't allowed to cheat, but more importantly they also can't cheat.

    74. Re:Morton's Fork by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      In fact, maybe it would be simpler to just list the dozen or so countries where it is practised...

      Don't be an idiot. Here's a map showing countries' legal systems, with the ones practicing Civil Law in blue. Interestingly, they include the countries that used to have Karl-Marx-inspired governments.

    75. Re:Morton's Fork by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You said 'French Civil Law', take a look at this map and you'll see that not even most of Europe uses French Civil Law. The map you linked to blankets these all together, but very few of these blue countries use French Civil Law, a lot more use very different forms of Civil Law. I'm not sure where the sources for that map were either, because China does not use civil law, although their legal system is influenced by civil law.

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    76. Re:Morton's Fork by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      All civil law systems are related to French civil law, which in turn is descended from Roman law. It's just commonplace to call it "French" because they probably made the most contributions to it since the Romans (thanks to Napoleon), but of course every country has its own version, just like every former British colony has its own version of Common Law. Our (USA's) common law is pretty different from that practiced in India, for instance, but it still has the same roots, but you don't hear anyone running around saying "USA Common Law".

      It's also a good practice to call it "French Civil Law" (even if it's in Iraq or China or wherever) when talking to Americans, in order to distinguish it from our own "civil law" (as opposed to "criminal law") which is a totally different distinction.

      The map comes from Wikipedia; google "wiki countries civil law". Unless you have a reliable citation, I'll take Wikipedia's word that China practices Civil Law, rather than some random guy on Slashdot.

    77. Re:Morton's Fork by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Promote AV software that blocks IPs from those countries?

      I'd sooner deal with the problem of spam being sent internally than externally--compartmentalize the problem.

    78. Re:Morton's Fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er there's only nine levels, the bottom of which has Satan eternally chewing on the baddest of the bad. So what part of Satan are spammers stuck in for all eternity? oh, there's an image for you ...

    79. Re:Morton's Fork by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the vast majority of lawyers only serve to help themselves (and their evil clients), and harm society in the process.

      I would say that the vast majority of lawyers do work that is neither visible to, nor impactful to the rest of the world. Contract law, estate law, family law, there are tons of areas of law which are filled with far more people just doing a day's work than those enforcing the evil whims of giant corporations and greedy thieves.

      The greedy ones stand out precisely because they are the exception and not the norm. It's kind of like how the news doesn't generally report on everything going well; and how we don't notice that the majority of the drivers on the road manage to drive in a fairly competent and attentive manner: it's always the exceptions that stand out.

    80. Re:Morton's Fork by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      But of course, if you have no system in place to deal with those exceptions, they screw up the entire system. So bad drivers cause all kinds of problems on roadways yet there's no enforcement to deal with those bad drivers, and the bad lawyers are ruining our country but there's no enforcement on those either.

    81. Re:Morton's Fork by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Unless you have a reliable citation, I'll take Wikipedia's word that China practices Civil Law, rather than some random guy on Slashdot.

      Since you're citing Wikipedia, note that Wikipedia itself contradicts this! Please read the Wikipedia page on Civil Law Systems, which refutes almost everything you've said. They are all based on Roman Law, but German Civil Law is quite different to French Civil Law, and most of the countries that use a civil law system use a system heavily influenced by German Civil Law. From that page:

      Chinese law is a mixture of civil law and socialist law.

      Please note that this page is one that actually does cite relevant sources. The image that you quote is for all forms of civil law, while French Civil Law is a specific subset.

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    82. Re:Morton's Fork by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Er there's only nine levels, the bottom of which has Satan eternally chewing on the baddest of the bad. So what part of Satan are spammers stuck in for all eternity? oh, there's an image for you ...

      WOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH!

    83. Re:Morton's Fork by chaboud · · Score: 1

      The problem (as if there were only one) is that we hold precedent high above reason, and we pretend that prior decisions are on-point and were completely correct. Neither is typically true. What we have is a system that holds legal trickery at least as the equal of reason and domain knowledge, executed by legal professionals who have an ample supply of neither. We also have a fair proportion of judges and lawyers who have forgotten that the law should serve the people and society and not the other way around. For a football player, perhaps the whole world is football. I know that I look to solve all of my problems with computers and code. Lawyers need to take the extra step and realize that the practice of law should be, essentially, a public service.

      Additionally, if you've read well-crafted laws or contracts, you'll note that the language used in crafting such documents, while dry, can be remarkably precise and descriptive.

      I've used lawyers for a lot of things, from goin' to jail to contract review. I certainly appreciate the expertise that a good attorney can provide, but the incongruous house-of-cards that we've managed to build up has become a self-perpetuating rat-maze of creative legal interpretation. Don't for a moment think that this somehow leads to the fair and uniform application of laws.

      As my lawyer told me once regarding going to court "Even if you're 100% legally right, it's close to a 50% chance that you could lose in court. It's always better to avoid litigation."

      And as my public defender told me once regarding charges as a juvenile "What was your name again?"

    84. Re:Morton's Fork by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      For both spammers and lawyers who set up lawsuit manufacturing plants, the dials go all the way down to 11.

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    85. Re:Morton's Fork by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      The easiest solution is probably to duct tape them together and throw them into a volcano.

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    86. Re:Morton's Fork by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > We don't hear about good lawyers ever.

      So you never heard about Gandhi ?

      Highly recommend reading "The Story of my Experiments with Truth"
      http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/An_Autobiography_or_The_Story_of_my_Experiments_with_Truth

    87. Re:Morton's Fork by Webhund · · Score: 1

      I can't get over that you people in the US elect your prosecutors (and judges, for that matter).

      Not true. Please recall that the U.S. has two judicial systems, state and federal. Federal judges are appointed by the President (Executive Branch) and confirmed by the Senate (Legislative Branch) and are (with some exceptions) appointed for life terms. No elections there. At the state level, YMMV (some states have partisan judicial elections, some non-partisan judicial elections, and some have judges appointed by the governor for life terms.

    88. Re:Morton's Fork by swillden · · Score: 1

      The credit card companies totally control what their merchants sell, how they sell it, etc. and could stop spam on 30 seconds if the US authorities went after them.

      You don't understand the business model of most spam.

      See, spammers don't care if the products being advertised are actually purchased because of the spam. It's irrelevant to them, because that's not how they get paid. They get paid by the guy who wants to sell the products. Sure, if he doesn't make any money (and almost none of them do), then eventually he'll give up and stop paying the spammer. But there's a nearly limitless supply of suckers willing to pay the spammer.

      Beyond that, there are also large classes of spam where the guy paying for the spam does make money, and can't be traced. Stock spams, for example. Unless the pump-n-dump spammer is stupid, there will be no way to identify which of the lucky bastards that bought a few days or weeks before the stock jumped is the one that paid the spammer. And as another poster mentioned, what about spam that advertises products sold through major retailers, like Amazon? Or spam that advertises web sites that advertise other web sites? This is the modus operandi for most porn spam. They want you to click the link because then you'll see ads for other porn sites. Those ads may not even be paid ads, but the sites they link to may be full of paid ads.

      Stopping spam is a HARD PROBLEM. There's no doubt that the government could do more, but I am very skeptical that there's anything they could do which would be very effective.

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    89. Re:Morton's Fork by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Wow. I never thought I'd get modded Troll for referring to the Argument Sketch. Doesn't anyone remember their Python anymore?

    90. Re:Morton's Fork by umghhh · · Score: 1
      there are ways to get them thee too. The solutions that are needed are most likely not simple and would require legal tools as well as technology but most important thing is that the money is paid by somebody. It is enough that you go after people that pay for ads put in spam mail, intimidate their business and huge part of funding will cease of exist and for the rest it may be just to expensive to hire good programmers to get the botnets to send the spam in the first place.

      In other words that there is no absolute protection against car theft does not mean that you do not have to lock your vehicle when you leave it in the parking lot. methinks.

    91. Re:Morton's Fork by swillden · · Score: 1

      I agree that not having a perfect solution doesn't mean there's no point in doing something. But I disagree that you can achieve anything substantial.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1345993&cid=29196811.

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    92. Re:Morton's Fork by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Follow the lead of the TCPA and allow EVERYONE to take spammers to court, instead of this corrupt law that only permits ISPs to do so, and spam would stop in short order.

      But 47 USC 227 hasn't stopped junk faxing. Everywhere I've ever worked, the business faxes still get occasional junk faxes.

      I suspect this is because companies are more willing to just ignore the low level of fax spam than to actually bring someone to court. The cost-shifting of the junk faxes doesn't rise to a level that justifies paying a legal team to track down and sue the senders, so they do nothing and the law becomes ineffective below some threshold of fax spam.

      I haven't seen a convincing argument that this level of apathy would change sufficiently, particularly since receiving junk email doesn't eat up ink and paper costs and hard drive space is relatively inexpensive. Without a horde of people suing to recover damages due to the spamming, the law won't have an appreciable effect.

  2. He should have set up a company to sue for him by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If he had some kind of limited-liability entity that sued, he might have been able to protect his own possessions, just like the patent trolls do by setting up a subsidiary for each group of patents.

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    1. Re:He should have set up a company to sue for him by sexconker · · Score: 1

      He should've used legalzoom.com to set up his "ISP"'s right hand as an LLC.

    2. Re:He should have set up a company to sue for him by digitalunity · · Score: 4, Informative

      Stone v. Frederick Hobby Associates II, LLC, 2001 Conn. Super. LEXIS 1853,
      Superior Court, judicial district of Stamford-Norwalk, at Stamford, Docket No.
      CV000181620S (July 10, 2001) (Mintz, J.),

      Using an LLC to shield yourself from fraud doesn't necessarily work. As always, YMMV, IANAL, subject to jurisdiction, etc.

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    3. Re:He should have set up a company to sue for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase you're looking for is "piercing the corporate veil", which is why that hasn't worked in America since the 1970s. Or, alternately, "I am not a lawyer", since anyone with legal training wouldn't suggest something like this.

      Do you also tell people their heart pains aren't a big deal?

    4. Re:He should have set up a company to sue for him by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Do you also tell people their heart pains aren't a big deal?

      Only when their names are Romeo and Juliet.

  3. Because you don't like it doesn't make it illegal by lalena · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the appeals court came down even harder on the guy for clearly abusing the law, pointing out that he was clearly a professional litigant, and not someone running a real ISP

    The spammers are violating the law by spamming. Is protecting your right to not receive spam abusing the law? Is there something illegal about being a professional litigant? I thought we called them lawyers.

  4. Surprise Surprise by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    idiot thinks they can apply "well technically" tricks in the legal system and gets smacked down by judges.

    Who would have thunk it?

    1. Re:Surprise Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, he saw corporations do it first!

    2. Re:Surprise Surprise by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      amen to that. This isn't TV, judges in real life have a philosophy that when there's a question about a law, you have to determine what the intent of the law was and that's more important than the exact literal wording. Clearly the law was intended for real ISPs so it doesn't really mean what it said. This is the worst possible case that this could have happened in though! What the hell was the judge thinking? That's like making him hand over $100,000 to bank robbers after registering his own fake police precinct. Helloooooooo, spamming is illegal!!! When are the people he tried to sue going to jail and getting massive fines?

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  5. James Gordon? by Dusty101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He'll be fine. Bruce Wayne will bail him out.

    1. Re:James Gordon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He'll be fine. Bruce Wayne will bail him out.

      I wouldn't want to be a Gotham City spammer after dark. Especially when Bats was having a "slow night".

  6. The appeals court made a really biased decision. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reading the decision, it is clear that the appeals court was biased.

    On the issue of the Washington law preemption, the Court referred to the complaint regarding subject lines and from lines as being "vanity domain names" that were not deceptive. The use of From lines of "Free IPOD" or "Free 50 inch Plasma TV" is deceptive. Just because, after opening the e-mail, and doing whois lookups, that you can determine that it is from Virtumundo, does not mean that the from is deceptive.

    The appeals court refused to rule who is an IAS, but said that a well known IAS (ie. Hotmail) does not have to show harm from spam because it is obvious, but a little guy does. The Court went further and said that harm under can-spam can't be the ordinary business expense of carrying e-mail, but one can argue that any mail provider must filter spam and carry spam, therefore there can never be harm from spam, illegal or legal. Any good IAS must provide extra capacity so that if there is spam, they will not crash.

    Do you feel sorry for the professional spammers that get harmed by the professional anti-spam litigation service? Of course, if Virtumundo itself in the from line, their spam would have been deleted by most filters.

  7. With friends like these by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    Who needs enemies?

  8. People do this for Faxes too by erroneus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The anti-spam-fax law allows for individuals to sue for damages and so many people have set up fax lines and started collecting faxes and collecting money. I don't know if that is still going on or not, but I heard some people made it a full-time living.

    The CAN SPAM act is another problem in that individuals are not allowed to sue. The ISPs are the ones who are eligible for that. This part of the law needs to change. While allowing individuals to sue might be a bit too much for some litigation-happy individuals to resist, I think it might be fair enough to allow domain holders and mail hosts to sue under the CAN SPAM act. I say this because I own three domains and would be happy to file a legal action or two except for the fact that the amount of spam I receive is pretty low at the moment... and by low, I mean one or two every two or three days. (Thank you greylisting! Say that "it won't work" all you like, but the results speak differently.)

    Should setting up shop in order to take advantage of a law against spamming be allowed? HELL YES it should! The opposite is certainly true and acceptable -- for business to have laws written to their advantage. Is the a provision in the CAN SPAM act that says you can't do this? Is there any law, federal or state, that says you can't do this? The bottom line is that someone set up a "honey net" for profit via the judicial system. Perhaps its the perceived abuse of the judicial system that is the issue?

    1. Re:People do this for Faxes too by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Should setting up shop in order to take advantage of a law against spamming be allowed? HELL YES it should!

      I agree. And, if Mr. Gordon had actually set up shop as a mom-and-pop ISP he probably would have gotten away with it. Alas, he forgot that if he wants to be taken for a duck, calling himself a duck isn't enough; he has to waddle like a duck and quack like a duck, neither of which he did.

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    2. Re:People do this for Faxes too by flonker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder if a "real" ISP would be able to partner with a spam-fighter to allow them to fight the good fight. I'm sure within half a dozen phone calls, you'd fine one that was willing to lend you their name. I'd suggest looking at the list of registered ISPs at the Copyright office - http://www.copyright.gov/onlinesp/list/index.html as they're likely to have all of the other bases covered already.

    3. Re:People do this for Faxes too by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I wonder if a "real" ISP would be able to partner with a spam-fighter to allow them to fight the good fight.

      Why not? Just hire the spam fighter as a consultant to "look into" the problem of spam and to both suggest and implement policies designed to reduce the company's spam-load.

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    4. Re:People do this for Faxes too by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Should setting up shop in order to take advantage of a law against spamming be allowed? HELL YES it should! The opposite is certainly true and acceptable -- for business to have laws written to their advantage. Is the a provision in the CAN SPAM act that says you can't do this? Is there any law, federal or state, that says you can't do this? The bottom line is that someone set up a "honey net" for profit via the judicial system. Perhaps its the perceived abuse of the judicial system that is the issue?

      Well, either that or the fraudulent court filings where the guy claimed he was an ISP, but he wasn't. If you seek to use a "honey net" in the judicial system, you have to make sure you're acting completely above board.

      The CAN SPAM act is another problem in that individuals are not allowed to sue. The ISPs are the ones who are eligible for that. This part of the law needs to change. While allowing individuals to sue might be a bit too much for some litigation-happy individuals to resist, I think it might be fair enough to allow domain holders and mail hosts to sue under the CAN SPAM act.

      Also, this is an interesting thing I'd like to point out. You're in favor of suing spammers, but are opposed to litigation-happy individuals doing it, because... we'd have to read about all those spammers facing trials on Slashdot? Seriously, why? It seems, from your reference to "litigation-happy individuals" and suggestion that it be limited to people in your situation, your primary complaint is that some people might make money for their time and efforts suing spammers, and that those people aren't you. This is a bit disingenuous.

    5. Re:People do this for Faxes too by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I have mixed feelings on the whole thing. And frankly, if it weren't for the fact that I'm not getting that much spam I'd probably be trying the same sort of thing... if it were allowed and I'm not entirely sure that's not the case.

      But we know that "he should lose because he's a troll" doesn't usually win the argument. We see this with patent, copyright and trademark trolls all the time. Perhaps it would have helped if the plaintiff filed in a certain East Texas court...

    6. Re:People do this for Faxes too by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2, Informative

      Should setting up shop in order to take advantage of a law against spamming be allowed? HELL YES it should!

      Maybe so, but CAN-SPAM makes specific provisions for who can sue and who can't sue.

      Is the a provision in the CAN SPAM act that says you can't do this?

      Yes, it says that only "Internet access providers" are allowed to sue for damages, and that they need to illustrate that the damages are the result of the spam and not simply the cost of normal network operation.

      Is there any law, federal or state, that says you can't do this?

      Many states set up their own anti-spam laws after CAN-SPAM (which CAN-SPAM was specifically trying to preempt), the judge in this case ruled that CAN-SPAM does in fact preempt the Washington State laws that Gordon was also using in the suit.

      The bottom line is that someone set up a "honey net" for profit via the judicial system.

      Right, and that is specifically what CAN-SPAM was trying to prevent - allowing any private person to sue any company for spam. This is why you must be an ISP to sue, and why you have to show damages directly related to the spam. Congress was afraid that if that provision were left out that it would harm legitimate marketers who would be sued by private people just because they didn't want to receive the marketing (even though it might be legally allowed). So yes, the reason the judge ruled against Gordon is because the judge realized that he set up a honey pot specifically to receive spam so that he could sue over it, and was not in fact a bona fide ISP sustaining actual damages from the spam. It should also be noted that Gordon had 10 other lawsuits pending in the same Washington court alone, and his entire income for 2006/2007 came from settlements and disputes. Apparently his "free email service" at gordonworks.com is also now offline.

      Congress did not pass CAN-SPAM to enable people to make a living off of suing other people over advertising. That's what Gordon was doing, and that's why the judge tossed it out.

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    7. Re:People do this for Faxes too by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You know what? Spam doesn't affect my life. I don't care to sue a spammer any more than I care to sue a homeless man on the subway or the chinese restaurant that slips a menu under my door. It shocks me that this is such a big deal. If everyone ignored it, it would go away.

    8. Re:People do this for Faxes too by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      Thank you greylisting! Say that "it won't work" all you like, but the results speak differently.

      I don't think anyone says that greylisting doesn't work because it does. The problem is that it's not a good idea for most email users. There are far too many (poorly configured) mail servers out there that will not attempt a second delivery -- mostly automated systems such as Delta's itinerary mailer, various online retailers, etc. Sure, you could reject their messages out of principle, but that doesn't work in the real world where people expect email delivery to be 100% error-free.

      The only "solution" is to maintain a list of senders for which you should allow mail through on the first attempt. The problem with this is that these "broken sender" whitelists are impossible to keep up-to-date which means mail will be lost. Additionally, these lists are posted publicly everywhere online and if a spammer wants to get through the greylisting all they need do is send mail as if it were from one of these broken senders/domains.

      The question is why more spammers don't do this. Yes, spammers are evil, but I didn't think the big ones were that stupid.

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    9. Re:People do this for Faxes too by sjames · · Score: 1

      There is a certain symmetry in getting rid of spammers by subjecting them to a zillion junk suits by people out to make a quick buck.

      The unfortunate part is there would probably be too many mailing lists sued by the same idiots that click the report spam button on AOL rather than unsubscribing from the email they opted in to and confirmed. Or would sue their bank, or whatever unfortunate person gets the Joe job that day.

    10. Re:People do this for Faxes too by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Also, this is an interesting thing I'd like to point out. You're in favor of suing spammers, but are opposed to litigation-happy individuals doing it, because... we'd have to read about all those spammers facing trials on Slashdot? Seriously, why? It seems, from your reference to "litigation-happy individuals" and suggestion that it be limited to people in your situation, your primary complaint is that some people might make money for their time and efforts suing spammers, and that those people aren't you. This is a bit disingenuous.

      The reason I would be reluctant to allow individuals to sue spammers is because of all the people who would try to bring a suit for email they signed up for and forgot about (sometimes they might not even have realized they were signing up for it). I'm not entirely sure that would be a bad thing, but we should try more carefully targeted approaches first to see if they work before flooding our courts with this sort of thing.

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    11. Re:People do this for Faxes too by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      The reason I would be reluctant to allow individuals to sue spammers is because of all the people who would try to bring a suit for email they signed up for and forgot about (sometimes they might not even have realized they were signing up for it). I'm not entirely sure that would be a bad thing, but we should try more carefully targeted approaches first to see if they work before flooding our courts with this sort of thing.

      Why? It's a recession. If people want to flood our courts with cases for which they can't even prove a prima facie case, just charge them court fees and give them summary judgment on the merits. You'll keep a lot of law clerks employed.

    12. Re:People do this for Faxes too by evilviper · · Score: 1

      You know what? Spam doesn't affect my life.

      Phishing is one small step away from spam. Just as soon as you give your bank account details to a spammer, you can bet it will affect your life...

      And don't try to rant about how everyone should be smarter than that... The differences between a real and fake website are minuscule, and even the most knowledgeable can let their guard down for just a moment in some routine activity, and get scammed.

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    13. Re:People do this for Faxes too by Zey · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone says that greylisting doesn't work because it does. The problem is that it's not a good idea for most email users. There are far too many (poorly configured) mail servers out there that will not attempt a second delivery -- mostly automated systems such as Delta's itinerary mailer, various online retailers, etc. Sure, you could reject their messages out of principle, but that doesn't work in the real world where people expect email delivery to be 100% error-free.

      The very few mail domains I care about that don't handle greylisting well, I can white-list. Meanwhile I'd be asking them why, if they're such a reputable company, they can't hire a competent systems administrator. Even traditionally woeful mail server software like Exchange can be configured to work correctly these days. There's simply no excuse.

    14. Re:People do this for Faxes too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Sonic.net. They're in Santa Rosa, CA and run by a group of truly awesome people.

    15. Re:People do this for Faxes too by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      That is illegal without a CAN SPAM act. Try again.

    16. Re:People do this for Faxes too by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Legal or not, Spam makes it possible. Otherwise, it would stand out and get serious attention.

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  9. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by clampolo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There are too many powerful companies involved in spamming (aka online marketing.) There was no way a judge was going to make it easier on the average joe. Instead we all have to pay for people wasting bandwidth with their crappy advertising and making us sit there deleting emails every day.

  10. Reminds me ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Spammers vs Litigators = Alien vs Predator

    Who ever wins, we lose!

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    1. Re:Reminds me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No really. Aliens will try to use all people as hosts and food, whereas Predators only hunt a minority number for sport.

    2. Re:Reminds me ... by rawls · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm safe then. I'm too lazy to be good sport for the Predators and too full of cigarettes to be delicious for the Aliens.

  11. "I'm here to collect your dignity" by swanzilla · · Score: 1

    This poor fella made his living milking the legal system via trickery. Unfortunately for him, collections agencies are more more cut and dry and humorless.

  12. Wait, why 'haha'? by improfane · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wait, why is this tagged 'haha'?

    If I understood the summary properly, an anti-spammer's life is being ruined by a spammer?

    What the hell? Surely this is a bad thing! Coincidentally, virtumondo is a very nasty piece of Windows adware/spyware too!

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    1. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it's labeled haha because a ton of slashdotters are asshole malcontents who laugh anytime anyone but themselves get the screws. there is a paradox in wanting to rip off the man and wanting what is morally correct at the same time and it leads to a lot of gray areas. not that gray areas are bad but some people who don't fit in anywhere else find a nice cozy home in the gray areas because it allows for cynicism and hypocrisy to co-exist without having to explain yourself.

      this is the same reason goosestepping is bad. when it comes right down to it slashdot, for as much as people like to say and think otherwise, has the same demographics as the rest of the world. idiots, assholes and morons abound. there's a very small sliver worth listening to but too many people with too many mod makes people who should be ignored look like wise men.

    2. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by jjohnson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because, like a patent troll, Gordon wasn't trying to eliminate spam, he was trying to profit off laws against spam that might allow him to sue--a professional litigant. There's two ./ hot buttons here: spam and abusing the courts. It's a tale of a bunch of shitty people being shitty each other, and we're the one's footing the bill for the judge who has to oversee it all, and the courtroom and clerks they're using.

      Not many ./ers are capable of understanding that sometimes bad people (Gordon) do good things (fight spam) for the wrong reasons (personal profit) at a cost to us all (tying up the court system). It's 'haha' because someone who thought he was gaming the system got busted.

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    3. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by westlake · · Score: 1

      f I understood the summary properly, an anti-spammer's life is being ruined by a spammer?

      Try reading more than the summary:

      When Virtumundo's collections lawyer showed up at Gordon's house with a moving van and a sheriff, Virtumundo again offered to stop its pursuit of Gordon's assets if he would drop his appeal, and he refused again, according to Newman.
      Virtumundo's collections agency then cleared out Gordon's house, according to Newman.
      He added that after seizing the contents of Gordon's home, Virtumundo offered to return Gordon's belongings if he would drop his appeal and again, Gordon refused.


      There are surely ways to protect your assets pending an appeal - but simply ignoring a judgment isn't one of them.

      Not that Gordon had a snowball's chance in hell of actually winning on appeal.

    4. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by pclminion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because, like a patent troll, Gordon wasn't trying to eliminate spam, he was trying to profit off laws against spam that might allow him to sue--a professional litigant.

      Why do I give a shit if the man profits from it? Good for him. You sound like one of those guys on the freeway who lets nobody merge just because you don't want anybody to get ahead of you. I was not aware that it was a race or competition.

      sometimes bad people (Gordon) do good things (fight spam) for the wrong reasons (personal profit) at a cost to us all (tying up the court system)

      How is this tying up the court system? I suppose you'd prefer if everybody sued individually, multiplying the case load by thousands of times? I really am not following this logic.

    5. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      What's a Dotslasher?

    6. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1

      cwd

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    7. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by Angeliqe · · Score: 1

      Was the tag changed? I see !haha which to a computer programmer like me, ! means not (when in front of the word like != means not equal to). So !haha means not funny.

    8. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you know what Gordon's motives were? I bet he wants more than anything to eliminate spam. You label him a professional litigant, but he's got some serious integrity for a shitty person. I can't believe that standing up against the courts was a calculated decision to maximize personal profit. How does he profit from not settling with an evil party? It's civil disobedience. When the laws are broken, good people will break the laws.

    9. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by xaboo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are assuming he was trying to game the system. Gordon had numerous opportunities not to loose his personal possessions. Yet, he choose to loose them and continue fighting SPAM. That tells me that he values his contribution towards anti-spam over his personal belongings. As for the spam companies he was fighting...well I hope they enjoy those stinky old couches, used underwear, and pictures of dear old grand ma ma! They obviously are in it for the money. Bravo for Gordon, he didn't let a bunch of tyrants bully him.

    10. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      " like a patent troll, Gordon wasn't trying to eliminate spam, he was trying to profit off laws against spam that might allow him to sue--a professional litigant."

      whoa whoa, comparing him to a patent troll is going a bit far. He's the good guy trying to stop the spammers, where trolls are trying to make a quick buck off of inventing nothing and by patenting the obvious to steal money from real creators. If anything the spammer is the patent troll and he's the legit company.

      I say anyone fighting spammers is OK in my book, and you can do anything you want to known spammers, including murder.

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    11. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this dotslash of which you speak?

    12. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      There's two ./ hot buttons here: spam and abusing the courts. It's a tale of a bunch of shitty people being shitty each other, and we're the one's footing the bill for the judge who has to oversee it all, and the courtroom and clerks they're using.

      Bbbut they are Spammers! There are good and bad lawyers, but spammers? everybody hate spammers!

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    13. Re:Wait, why 'haha'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Slashdot is not what it used to be. When this first started I lurked here for almost a year before obtaining an account. It was not uncommon to see discussions that were well thought out with many insightful comments. People knew what they were talking about and endeavored to bring their own unique point of view to the table, and it was respected even when there were disagreements. Now days it's more like a self congratulatory circle jerk of groupthink. Step outside of the crowd and you're modded down (in essence silenced).

  13. How ironic by JamJam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having lost nearly all his worldly possessions James Gordon, rabid anti-spam fighter, managed to keep his prized can-opener for the cans of spam he will be dining on... nom nom non

  14. Argh, Who to Root For? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Opportunistic lawyer or spam company? Wait... I'm having an idea! Let's lock them in a room with some bricks and declare the one who makes it out the winner! No matter who loses, we're sure to win!

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    1. Re:Argh, Who to Root For? by lawnboy5-O · · Score: 1

      This is indeed a real dilemma... both of them ask for contention. Both should be guilty.

  15. Can you get me the e-mail of that judge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you get me the e-mail of that judge?

    1. Re:Can you get me the e-mail of that judge? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Gordon v. Virtumundo (PDF)
      Reading to the very bottom, it was signed by John C. Coughenour, United States District Judge.

      http://www.wawd.uscourts.gov/CourthouseInformation/DistrictJudges.htm#JCC:

      Judge John C. Coughenour
      U.S. Courthouse
      700 Stewart Street
      Seattle, WA 98101-9906

              * Chambers: 206-370-8800
              * Courtroom Deputy: 206-370-8805
              * Docket Clerk: 206-370-8450
              * E-mail Address (proposed orders only):
              coughenourorders@wawd.uscourts.gov

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  16. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The spammers are violating the law by spamming. Is protecting your right to not receive spam abusing the law?

    It can be. Going against people with no regard for the law doesn't give you permission to ignore or misuse the law yourself.

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  17. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

    How are they biased? You do not seem to have proven any specific bias.

    The Court may have come to what you consider an incorrect decision; that is not bias. The Court may have come to a decision found ultimately to be incorrect on appeal: that is not bias, either.

    Bias requires a specific partiality to one party or another, and you have not even mentioned any sort of bias here.

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  18. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Reading the decision, it is clear that the appeals court was biased.

    Uuum, that would be a physically inevitable fact, because it's made of humans, living in a reality in which everything (even time) is relative, with senses that filter everything a thousand times, and a brain that processes things based on past experiences.

    What you meant, is that they did not have a bias that was compatible to yours.
    I happen to myself have a bias that is (in this things) compatible to yours, so I am able to agree on your actual criticism.

    But I hope you can now make better statements about these things. :)

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  19. Why not the same for the MAFIAA? by Dr_Art · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why don't the MPAA/RIAA (MAFIAA) get the same treatment as this lawyer? Of course, this is a rhetorical question...

  20. The title is wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    James Gordon is not a lawyer.

  21. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    This makes no sense.

    Cops do *exactly* that all the time - setting-up nonexistent businesses in order to catch criminals. They do it with prostitution rings to catch johns, fake child pron chats to catch sex offenders, pretend drug deals to catch users, and so on. This judgment means one of two things:

    - Lawyers can not entrap people, but cops can, even if their actions are in violation of the law.
    -or-
    - Cops are forbidden from setting-up a fake ISP to "sting" spammers. Won't that make enforcement of CANSPAM more difficult?

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  22. Correcting spammers business plan by gmuslera · · Score: 0

    1. Send spam
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    Now we know what goes in the 2nd point

  23. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    Entrapment is in the eye of the beholder, and while a police officer who has gotten proper warrants, or who is working on reasonable actionable knowledge will get a very different response from a judge than a private citizen who is just laying traps.

    Of course, there's the question of the spirit of the law. If you really believe that this guy was setting up the "booby trap" ISP in order to help end the scourge of spam, then the outcome seems harsh. However, if you deem--as the judge apparently did--that he's just in it to make profit and that the people that he entrapped were being sucked into arbitrary litigation, then the outcome will seem quite appropriate.

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  24. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by lalena · · Score: 5, Interesting

    14 years ago I purchased a .com for my last name. I was able to get myFirstName@myLastName.com as my email address. How cool is that. Then the spam started (before good filtering). I was getting 1-2 GB of spam a day. My email file (BSD Unix) was open for write 24/7. I could never connect with my email client to download any emails. I'm not even sure if good filtering would have done any good. My hosting company couldn't figure out how to close the email account without closing the my user account (same name) that ran the web site. I basically had to telnet in and VI the file several times a week to delete everything to keep under my account's disk space quota. Also realize that domains still cost $70/year and hosting wasn't cheap back then either.
    Spam can really cost someone money even if they aren't an ISP. I eventually had to change hosting companies just to kill that email address. To this day I can't use that address. Even with modern email filters, enough crap would get through to make it not worth using. I'm now using a gmail account.

  25. Thank you by improfane · · Score: 1

    Thank you for explaining that. I have mod points but cannot mod you up obviously. Your sig is so true, too.

    98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad?

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    1. Re:Thank you by jjohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually worked with lawyers a couple jobs ago, and found them to be very likable people in general. They're very pragmatic, they tend to have thick skins, and have a very healthy scepticism about everything. And for the vast majority of them, it's simply a job that interests them, not a vocation that consumes them. They're usually the ultimate realists, and don't kid themselves about what they're doing.

      So I'd reverse your ratio there, and say 2% of the lawyers make the other 98% look bad. You just don't hear about the ones putting in regular hours, collecting their paychecks, and going home every night.

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    2. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...So I'd reverse your ratio there, and say 2% of the lawyers make the other 98% look bad. You just don't hear about the ones putting in regular hours, collecting their paychecks, and going home every night...

      While what you post is undoubtedly true, in the legal profession they are supposed to be regulating each other and eliminating the bad 2% of lawyers (Bar Associations). That doesn't happen. Of the few lawyers disbarred at least half get reinstated in the same or another jurisdiction. Far too high of a percentage of those disbarred are disbarred because they committed felonies, not because of legal misconduct. Pick up one of Richard Abel's books on the legal profession such as American Lawyers or Lawyers in the Dock and read some about these sort of issues.

    3. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concour. However, I will admit I do have a slight tinge of envy. Demand for IT people is cyclical. Demand for law professionals is not going out of business anytime soon. The legal field will never be out of business anytime soon.

    4. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course not. Most of the people writing the laws are lawyers. They make sure to keep themselves in business.

  26. Standing by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 4, Informative

    The spammers are violating the law by spamming.

    For the court to be able to act on this assumption, it needs to make a finding of fact to that effect. Before such a finding of fact can be made, other aspects of the complaint must be evaluated. For example, the plaintiff needs to actually be entitled to pursue the complaint they are making.

    So basically, in this case, the law says that to pursue a case against a spammer, the plaintiff must be an ISP. Before the court can decide whether the party being accused is actually spamming, it must determine whether the plaintiff is an ISP. The plaintiff failed that requirement, according to the court, case closed.

    This may sound annoying to you in this one case, but really, this needs to be the case, in order for the legal system to throw out bad cases quickly. Read up on standing.

  27. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course, there's the question of the spirit of the law. If you really believe that this guy was setting up the "booby trap" ISP in order to help end the scourge of spam, then the outcome seems harsh. However, if you deem--as the judge apparently did--that he's just in it to make profit and that the people that he entrapped were being sucked into arbitrary litigation, then the outcome will seem quite appropriate.

    I'm sorry, but it's exactly the same. If a lawyer can figure out how to use the courts to end the scourge of spam, and profits greatly in the process (by taking the money of the spammers), then I'm all for it.

    This would be like a lawyer somehow figuring out how to nab child molesters, and in the process take possession of all their assets and bank accounts. The lawyer might have money as his motive, but if he's getting child molesters off the streets in the process, then that's OK. As long as he doesn't wrongly finger someone who's not really a molester, I don't see the problem.

    Lawyers have bills to pay too, and to expect them to do useful work for free, and only get paid when doing scummy work which hurts society overall is ridiculous. I think this particular lawyer had the right idea: use the law to do something good for society (shut down spammers) and profit in the process.

  28. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

    Is protecting your right to not receive spam abusing the law? Is there something illegal about being a professional litigant? I thought we called them lawyers.

    No. A litigant is (in the context used here) a party to a lawsuit, not the attorney representing them.

  29. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by jjohnson · · Score: 0

    For which waste would you rather pay: wasted bandwidth from spam, or wasted court time from a professional litigant who sees anti-spam laws as a get-right-quick scheme?

    I suspect that the wasted bandwidth is less noticeable in daily life.

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  30. Three times he was offered by improfane · · Score: 1

    Three times he was offered his possessions back but he said no. He sounds very stubborn. It sounds like they didn't really want to completely screw him over, they were not vengeful.

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    1. Re:Three times he was offered by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      This guy is not quite right in the head.

  31. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Despite the name, entrapment doesn't have to do with being tricked, it has to do with being forced to do something you wouldn't otherwise have done. It's not "I wouldn't have done it if I'd known it was a trap" but "I wouldn't have done it if they didn't have a gun to my head".

    One difference that I could see with a cop catching a spammer this way is that the money, if any, wouldn't be going into somebody's pocket.

    But let's be honest for a second...policeman routinely act as if they are above the law. People are arrested around the country every day for asking for a badge number or going down to the station and asking for a complaint form. Don't believe me? Think your town is different? Go try it and see.

    Sure, you'll get your day in court, but only when a prosecutor's been lined up and a bunch of one-size-fits-all charges have been filed against them. Resisting, interfering, failure to identify, etc.

  32. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by sloth+jr · · Score: 1
    Do you honestly think that's it's the legitimate companies that're the problem? Look through your junk folder on gmail, and you tell me how many of those represent legitimate companies involved in online marketing.

    I empathize with the pain you describe, but place the blame where due - on the stupidity of those that actually respond to the spam, or the shady fly-by-night viagra and penis pump outfits, or botnet operators. (there will always be idiots in legit companies who are just trying to make it, and don't follow double opt-in practices, and the CAN-SPAM law is in my opinion fatally flawed primarily through that omission.

  33. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like he was saying that they were biased in favor of fucking up the ruling.

  34. You can lead a horse to water... by Dr_Ken · · Score: 0, Troll

    but you can't make him piss. The jackass had numerous chances to settle and he just wouldn't do it. Whether out of spite or principal I dunno but he's without his stuff. Bottom line: Wadda maroon.

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    1. Re:You can lead a horse to water... by Khashishi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The jackass had numerous chances to settle and he just wouldn't do it.

      Maybe he has something called PRINCIPLES.

    2. Re:You can lead a horse to water... by Caue · · Score: 1

      I guess there is nothing wrong in trying to do the right thing + making money in the process. How /.s are defending spammers indirectly, thats just fucking nonsense. My father always said to me: If you are doing something, do it right. No half-measures will sufice.

    3. Re:You can lead a horse to water... by Dr_Ken · · Score: 1

      Okay maybe he does. But at some point you have to be pragmatic about things and just admit you lost. It doesn't mean you have to give up the effort it just means you have to admit that this particular approach didn't work. To allow your self to be pauperized like that just "make a point" about spam really is cutting off your nose to spite your face. How far should a rational person be willing to take this?

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    4. Re:You can lead a horse to water... by Dr_Ken · · Score: 1

      I get your point but this guy didn't research the law well enough and that's why he got creamed in court. As for "doing the right thing + getting paid" well it's like a guy who decides to be a bounty hunter for at-large crooks who have prices on their head but who busts the wrong person and gets arrested themselves. Laudable intentions but flawed execution; And at some point you've just gotta admit the error and move on. That was my point.

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    5. Re:You can lead a horse to water... by Caue · · Score: 1
      but in this case, the spammers usually are spammers. No reputable company would send e-mails with well-tought typos and promisses of penis enlargement or cialis for half price.

      In this case though, you are right, he got screwed over lack of knowledge. That's the "do it right" part of the comment. Doesn't make him a jackass, anyway, since the law do not always tag along with justice.

  35. whether it's abusing or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to see a spammer screwing up a spam-fighter's life - even if whether the spam fighting is for personal gain.

    I'd say, set up a fund to pay this $110K. Who's in?

  36. If they do the right thing who cares why? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because, like a patent troll, Gordon wasn't trying to eliminate spam, he was trying to profit off laws against spam that might allow him to sue--a professional litigant.

    "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing at a profit."

    Why shouldn't somebody doing a public service get rewarded for it? ... we're the one's footing the bill for the judge who has to oversee it all, and the courtroom and clerks they're using.

    Actually, the payer of the "court costs" is footing the bill. That's what court costs are about.

    Not many ./ers are capable of understanding that sometimes bad people (Gordon) do good things (fight spam) for the wrong reasons (personal profit) at a cost to us all (tying up the court system).

    That's what the court system is FOR: Penalizing the miscreants for their misbehavior in order to deter it and making them pay for their violations of law and/or harm to others. If it's not doing that why bother to have it?

    "Doing the right thing for the wrong reasons" is a bogus concept.

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  37. Extortion? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    According to TFA, the spammer offered three times (at judgment, at collection, and after seizure) to drop the judgment or return the possessions if the anti-spammer would drop his appeal.

    If I understand the law correctly, by doing so the spammer committed extortion.

    IANAL. Could somebody who IAL comment please?

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    1. Re:Extortion? by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      IANAL. I thought extortion involved threatening to make it worse for someone if they don't hand over their stuff, not offering to let them keep it (what the court granted you permission to take) if they'll stop trying to make it worse for you...

    2. Re:Extortion? by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      According to TFA, the spammer offered three times (at judgment, at collection, and after seizure) to drop the judgment or return the possessions if the anti-spammer would drop his appeal.

      If I understand the law correctly, by doing so the spammer committed extortion.

      IANAL. Could somebody who IAL comment please?

      IANAL

      However, as I understand it, that general type of situation being legally considered "extortion" typically only applies if the "extort-er" is some normal everyday person or small business, and the "extort-ee" is a major political campaign contributor or otherwise is, or is connected to, those with financial and/or political power.

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    3. Re:Extortion? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Nope, not extortion. It's offering something you don't have to in exchange for something positive from them. That's called compromising or in the worst case, plea bargaining.

  38. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by Arker · · Score: 1

    A violent miscarriage of justice and an assault on everyone that uses email.

    Which reminds me, anyone know the judges email address? I'm guessing he's a dinosaur that cant use email though - profit motive or no, I have a hard time believing anyone that actually uses it would make such an idiotic decision.

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  39. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you honestly think that's it's the legitimate companies that're the problem?

    Yes. My perspective is not the 95% of spam that SpamAssassin identifies (and is unseen except for the "edge" cases). The remaining 5% is still 80-90% of our email. Most of these are from seemingly identifiable but untrusted sources (meaning, I would generally not bother to ask them to stop spamming us - with some exceptions). You don't ask an untrusted source to stop spamming you because that only confirms you read their spam.

    In terms of setting up a network of trust, CAN-SPAM is an abject failure and it prevents going after the identifiable bad actors and enablers (like linked-in - how do I tell them not to send any more email to our business domain?). Half the e-commerce sites market despite a checkbox preference selected to avoid such.

    So the problem with CAN-SPAM is that the people you may want to hear from regarding purchases in progress - but not further and endless marketing materials - are totally immune from prosecution. As a result, I often do not provide an email address. NOBODY verifies it so they get either my throwaway address or something bogus using their own domain, like, privacy@slashdot.org.

    We are hurt by not having good ground rules to play by among trusted partners. The 50-different state laws approach was thus preferable. There was a risk to SPAM. Now, there is almost none if you pretend to follow the law.

  40. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by complete+loony · · Score: 1

    Even if you setup gmail for your domain and pointed the MX record directly to google's servers?

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  41. Remember Spam Faxes? by pentalive · · Score: 1

    At one point it was not illegal to send spam to your fax machine.

    1. Re:Remember Spam Faxes? by jaygridley · · Score: 1

      From the looks of the fax machine at the firehouse its still legal.

    2. Re:Remember Spam Faxes? by argent · · Score: 1

      If someone is sending you spam faxes, that's money in your pocket.

      MOST people don't get spam faxes any more, because ENOUGH people sue under the TCPA. I don't even get spam faxes to my eFax number any more. I suppose there's some list out there of fax recipients that won't or can't sue for their $250 in small claims court that fax spammers pass around.

    3. Re:Remember Spam Faxes? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      People still use faxes?

      The reason you don't get spam faxes is not so much to do with the lawsuits as it is to do with technology. Email is simply a more effective way of spamming.

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    4. Re:Remember Spam Faxes? by argent · · Score: 1

      I guess you don't actually remember junk faxes.

      We used to get them regularly, then the TCPA went into effect, and within six months they virtually stopped.

      Email is a more cost-effective mechanism for spamming because the primary cost of junk faxing... pretending to comply with the TCPA and paying fines when you're caught... doesn't apply.

  42. The Final Solution by fugue · · Score: 1

    Litigation just isn't going to work--politicians are too weakminded to actually write laws that will stop these social parasites, even if we could reliably identify spammers. Vigilante justice is a shame, but it's not like the government really has any moral high ground anymore.

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  43. Capable of Filtering The Large Amounts of Spam by Czmyt · · Score: 1

    I use a hosted Exchange e-mail provider who uses Postini to filter spam and very little spam gets through. I definitely recommend using a service that uses Postini. I use ExchangeMyMail but I suspect that there are other good ones out there. I went with this company about three years ago because they were one of the few that would sell individual hosted Exchange e-mail accounts. It's definitely been worth the $10/month for a hosted Exchange account with Postini filtering.

    1. Re:Capable of Filtering The Large Amounts of Spam by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Ugh, what's with all of the Postini advocates? It has a marginally lower false-negative rate than open source solutions, but a much, much higher false negative rate than any other system I've seen. Please, please, don't use Postini unless no one sends you email that you'd mind not receiving.

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    2. Re:Capable of Filtering The Large Amounts of Spam by Czmyt · · Score: 1

      Would you be so kind as to tell us which open source anti spam solutions you think are nearly as good as Postini? Thanks.

    3. Re:Capable of Filtering The Large Amounts of Spam by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It depends on how you rank them, but I consider having one single non-spam flagged as spam much worse than a lot of spams getting through, because a spam just wastes a small amount of my time, while a false-positive means I may not get important information while it is still relevant. Postini has a habit of catching emails to my editor; I have to send him an IM after sending an email to be able to reliably get through to him, because his company has deployed Postini. Apparently I'm not the only one who has mail end up there either.

      I've used a combination of DNSBL in the MTA, OpenBSD's spamd and SpamAssassin and get a false positive once every couple of years, and rarely see any spam in my inbox (one every few weeks) with a lot being bounced.

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    4. Re:Capable of Filtering The Large Amounts of Spam by Czmyt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I appreciate your listing what you think is a better solution. Why would your editor not whitelist your e-mail address through the Postini Web-based config page? I have not used SpamAssassin for three years now. It does not seem to have changed too much since then. Back then in 2006, I was using SpamAssassin for a medium sized business client. I had it configured with all of the possible options: Using all of the DNSBL lists that were available at the time except for SPEWS and couple of other very aggressive ones, using Razor/Pyzor, Bayesian filtering, extensive whitelists of their customer contacts, and frequent updates to SpamAssassin itself. I went through and configured and tested all of the features and monitored it to make sure that it was working. It never approached the level true positives that we achieved when we switched to Postini. There were lots of false positives too, more than we ever had with Postini. Plus I spent some serious time maintaining SpamAssassin that I no longer needed to spend with Postini. For people with new Postini accounts, I think that it is important to check their Web-based junk mail folder weekly and whitelist any false-positive messages they find. But once you have done that for a couple of months, I find that there are very few false positives after that. I spot check my Postini junk mail folder every two or three months just to make sure there are no false positives that I need to whitelist.

  44. Spam doesn't use a lot of resources by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Sure, spam is 97% of email, but email's a small fraction of the bits on the Internet, most of which is the web. It doesn't consume anywhere near the resources of Youtube.
    If you're in the mail-handling business, it's one of your largest problems, along with storage, reliability, etc. and burns most of your internet bits, but if you're in the general ISP bits, the spam's still not much of your bandwidth compared to the regular web traffic.

    What spam really consumes is the attention span of its recipients, and therefore the resources and attention of mail handling providers who want to keep their users from getting spammed. But it's the attention that costs the money.

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    1. Re:Spam doesn't use a lot of resources by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      most of which is the web

      Last statistics I saw showed that peer-to-peer file distribution services used over 50% of the Internet bandwidth. That doesn't tell the whole story, however. Something like a bittorrent client or a web server or client uses a tiny amount of CPU power per byte of data transferred compared to a spam filter. One of the big advantages of OpenBSD's spamd is that it's got a very lower overhead per message, so it makes a good first line of defence. Even then, moderately large sites need a powerful machine or two running 24/7 filtering spam. This is where the power usage comes from, not pushing the bits over the network.

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  45. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by subreality · · Score: 1

    My hosting company couldn't figure out how to close the email account without closing the my user account (same name)

    The magic incantation to tech support is "Alias it to /dev/null". If that hint doesn't turn the light on, you need a new hosting company.

  46. abuse of the obvious by epine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The fly in the ointment is that sometimes the obvious won't peacefully coexist.

    Arrow's impossibility theorem

    With email, we want some semblance of anonymity, the ability to cold-call (write to someone you've never written to before, who hasn't written to you, either), yet no ability to churn poo in mass quantities.

    This is surprisingly difficult to engineer. With voting systems, first past the post is known to have more flaws than average, yet we persist with it on the grounds, I suppose, that people deserve the fruits of their inability to emotionally comprehend a system that works.

    Plurality voting system

    For simplicity, every alternative system is lumped under the heading "the Italian model". This scares most people more than the mafia.

    I was explaining to my sweetie the other day that math is all about spending hours to crack tiny grains of rice. Many of the people who struggle with math get caught up in the manipulations. The big ideas are tiny: positional number system, the digit zero, and challenge-response proof structure (aka calculus).

    Let me explain that last one. Continuity was a tough nut to crack. All that infinity, how do you stop? It turns out, you don't actually show that the slope equals a value (that would be stopping, and stopping is verboten), you instead show that error bound can be made arbitrarily small (for any epsilon challenge, a delta response exists). It's a small idea, but essential, and rest of calculus follows directly.

    From Arabic numerals

    Fibonacci, a mathematician born in the Republic of Pisa who had studied in Bejaia (Bougie), Algeria, promoted the Indian numeral system in Europe with his book Liber Abaci, which was written in 1202

    This late date never fails to stun me. So much for the obvious being obvious.

    My own proposal, which I contemplated in idle moments some years back but never fully fleshed out, is that we add computational cost to the email syn packet (aka the "cold call"). email messages part of a back and forth exchange could linked cryptographically by any of the methods that prevent hostile packet insertion in e.g. ssh sessions. The details are difficult and exceed my attention span, but it has obviously been done.

    The receiving mail host could inspect the incoming message, determine that the packet is a syn packet (not linked within an established exchange) and then decide to impose a computational cost on the sending machine: please factor this product of two large primes, then I will trust you enough to relay this message.

    The essential feature is that this functions as challenge response: the imposed cost (product length) can simply scale as a function of how bad the spam problem becomes. If the amortized computational cost imposed exceeds the expected return, the economic incentive to push spam will vanish. It's far easier for the receiving host to generate the prime product than the sending machine to perform the factorization.

    There are other asymmetrical math problems if this has some defect. It could equally be solving SETI frames or protein folding, if those have no fatal flaws. (A determination which is best left to specialists.) The size of the prime product challenge could rise and fall in a manner similar to TCP/IP congestion control: if more spam gets through, cost escalates, until the spamholes declare a loss and bugger off again.

    The game theoretic proposition from the spammers perspective is this: the receiving hosts can band together to make pushing spam arbitrarily expensive.

    Some legit mail (cold call subset) might entail a mail host devoting hours to a factorization challenge. Ideally this computation would be delegated back to the email origin. I'd happily let my system grind for day to authenticate one outb

    1. Re:abuse of the obvious by shentino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Imposing a cost on sending of email is not going to work.

      You forget that many times spammers are criminals using botnets composed of hijacked machines, whose innocent owners would wind up paying the price while the spammer cheerfully pays his chump change to the botnet operator.

      My favorite solution consists of the following:

      1. Widespread adoption of SPF/DomainKeys to
      2. Allow anyone to sue a spammer and not just an ISP
      3. Make it illegal for credit card companies to process payments for spammed products.

      On the whole, politics will probably make 3 the steepest uphill battle. I'm sure the credit card companies are well represented at DC.

    2. Re:abuse of the obvious by gmack · · Score: 1

      The fact that there are usually a couple of layers between the spam and the credit card purchase makes 3 difficult in the best case and it doesn't help that you are advocating a massively exploitable "guilty until proven innocent" system.

      Want to put someone out of business? Spam their product for them and under your rules the bank must shut their account down and now they are stuck trying to prove their innocence and get their accounts back online leading a downtime of weeks at best and years at worst.

    3. Re:abuse of the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget that many times spammers are criminals using botnets composed of hijacked machines, whose innocent owners would wind up paying the price while the spammer cheerfully pays his chump change to the botnet operator.

      If your ISP bill was really high each month, you might consider installing those "patches" you keep hearing about.

    4. Re:abuse of the obvious by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      If your ISP bill was really high each month, you might consider installing those "patches" you keep hearing about.

      Uh huh. And if your ISP bill is a ruinous $10,000 because of a zero-day exploit on the Mac your kid uses to do their homework?

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    5. Re:abuse of the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was explaining to my sweetie the other day

      holy fuck, you're repulsive

    6. Re:abuse of the obvious by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      You forget that many times spammers are criminals using botnets composed of hijacked machines, whose innocent owners would wind up paying the price while the spammer cheerfully pays his chump change to the botnet operator.

      That argument doesn't hold up. First, if the "price" is high enough for anonymous emails, the botnet machines will become unusable to their users and hence get fixed.
      Second, if the "price" is high enough, the botnets won't be able to send much spam at all and will not be used because they are ineffective.
      The usual complaints about such proposals are the cases of mailing lists and other special cases. These could be white-listed and given easy problems.
      Better yet, anyone getting white-listed could be given the solution to an essentially unsolvable problem (infinite cost) and then they'd actually be "billed" a lot, but they'd have a free pass - this prevents impostors from using the fact that someone has been white-listed.

      There are feasible technical solutions to this, but no-one has fleshed them out AND gotten widespread use.

    7. Re:abuse of the obvious by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. I don't consider the victims who have allowed their machines to become and continue being part of the botnets to be innocent. I may yet one day write a bot to go out and take down all these machines with a wipe command. I'm may just be waiting for my child to graduate HS so, when the inevitable boys in black or blue come to take me away as an evil bad hacker I won't have so much to give a hoot about it. Hey, it may be even a decent retirement strategy, three squares, unlimited library privileges, dry roof, no financial worries, free healthcare. Who's going to want to bugger a decrepit old prune in the joint?

    8. Re:abuse of the obvious by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Imposing a cost on sending of email is not going to work.

      You forget that many times spammers are criminals using botnets composed of hijacked machines, whose innocent owners would wind up paying the price while the spammer cheerfully pays his chump change to the botnet operator.

      If the machines are hijacked, they no longer belong to the people who have physical possession of them: they are owned by the botnet operator. As such, it is still the spammer's hardware that is paying the computational cost of sending spam. It has the happy side-effect of letting the people who have physical possession of the machines, know that they no longer own their machines and they better do something about it.

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    9. Re:abuse of the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're going to make credit card companies police products being sold?

    10. Re:abuse of the obvious by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Why not blacklist all email, then white list by request? When a message arrives, auto-reply with a captcha. If they don't reply with the captcha then they remain blacklisted. Manually add businesses you associate with to the white list.

    11. Re:abuse of the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I read on the GP's modest proposal, it has the byproduct of eliminating spam botnets. Imaging the following scenario:

      A hypothetical spam botnet exists now, and it is running on an arbitrary number of home computers. The reason it persists is that the distributed cost of churning out spam across the entire botnet is minuscule. The user does not pay attention to the malware on his computer because it runs silently in the background and has little impact on the computer as a whole. It operates on the same principle as a biological virus or parasite: the less attention you draw to yourself, the less likely the host will dispose of you.

      What if this hypothetical botnet was forced to perform computationally difficult problems as mentioned in the GP? The distributed cost of running the botnet starts going through the roof! Depending on the botnet operator's approach, this will be evident in one of two ways. One way, the operator will want to run the computation as quickly as possible. As a botnet's node is pushed to the limit, the user will notice an extreme slowdown in his computer, think that it is "broken" somehow, and bring it in for repair. The second way, the operator tries to keep it just as unnoticeable as before. The spammer gets fed up by the slowdown on his end and forces option 1 on the botnet operator.

      In either case, it is breaking the fundamental rule of parasites: don't give the host a compelling reason to act. Even the dumbest computer user has enough sense to think that his "computer broke" and will take it to someone to "fix it". The offending program will be found and eliminated. Sure, the user might be stupid enough to get infected again, but eventually the botnet's node count will shrink and the smarter users will be tasked with preventing future infections of that botnet.

      Okay, so it's a game of whack-a-mole with more botnets coming out all the time, right? Wrong. Building a botnet takes time and money, and these costs will skyrocket if an infected computer immediately shows signs of a botnet node running on it. Spammers simply won't have the resources to invest in that kind of system. That won't stop botnets for other purposes from running, but that's another issue.

    12. Re:abuse of the obvious by sustik · · Score: 1

      > You forget that many times spammers are criminals using botnets composed of hijacked machines, whose innocent owners would wind up paying the price

      I do not see this as a large problem. Yest it is a cost, but most importantly a reminder to the user that their system is compromised. Due to this compromise they could have suffered data loss, that now they may avoid.

      It would make sense to prepay for email, that would cap your exposure.

      Also your #3 suggestion can be easily abused: What will prevent the spamvertising of the competitior's product?

    13. Re:abuse of the obvious by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Simple solution: make it prepaid postage.

      If you only have $10 in your Internet postage account, there's no way a spammer can drain $10,000. Just like nobody can spam my cell phone and run up $10,000 in SMS fees.

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    14. Re:abuse of the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think if botnets caused people fiscal damage, people and OS vendors might be a little more attentive to issues like security? Botnets exist because they don't cause enough harm to the people who allow them to exist. Losing money every time your security is compromised sounds like a really good solution to me.

    15. Re:abuse of the obvious by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Yeah but it's not a cost for them since they're not doing anything with it anyway.

    16. Re:abuse of the obvious by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, by eliminating all of the small-time players, botnets' spam output becomes much more valuable. I haven't gotten a spam email in years, so I'm going to open anything that comes into my inbox.

      Also I'm not sold that incurring cost against nodes will significantly damage the botnets as a whole. Users may notice minor slowdown, but they probably won't, especially if the email-solver is tied in as a screensaver or something dependent on when the system is idle. It may push a small number of users over the edge to get their computer fixed but most wouldn't even consider paying probably the full cost of a new computer to address a minor slowdown. Botnet owners would probably shrug and write it off as a tiny bit more damage done by the security community.

      And there are other concerns. Tiny changes to power management code in Windows can save Americans millions of dollars per year. How many tons of carbon emissions do you think the world would start churning out if all 1 billion PCs started using an hour of CPU time for every email sent?

      What about low power devices like netbooks and handhelds? What about laptops?

  47. Balance by UnixUnix · · Score: 1

    The spam situation has gravitated to a balancing point. It is no more than a trifling problem for me, the user (in my Yahoo email accounts maybe 2 or 3 spam messages per day get past the filters and reach my Inbox; in my Gmail accounts even fewer), the spam mailers get paid for their "services", I suppose, and the only ones getting the shaft are those who elect to advertise in this manner -- I should like to think they are wasting a substantial part of what they pay the spammers. Or so it ought to be -- WHO, for the love of Intel, still clicks on spam ads??

    Even so, I hate to see the Courts going overboard. Mr. Gordon may have misused the law, but a $110k fine seems grossly excessive -- and OUT of balance.

  48. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by shentino · · Score: 1

    I blame the credit card companies for knowingly benefitting from spam by processing payments.

  49. the pretend CAN SPAM act by viralMeme · · Score: 1

    Of course the the 'CAN SPAM act' act was never about canning spam, but legalising spam, providing safe harbor for spam and preventing end users from suing ISPs and mass marketeers. The only part of the CAN SPAM act that actually referred to canning SPAM was in the title.

    Hotmail puts squeeze on spam

    the federal government could set up a "safe harbor" program

  50. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if ... "a lawyer can figure out how to use the courts to end the scourge of , and profits greatly in the process (by taking the money of the )" would you still be "all for it"?

    After all, "The lawyer might have money as his motive, but if he's getting off the streets in the process, then that's OK. As long as he doesn't wrongly finger someone who's not really a , I don't see the problem." -- RIGHT?

  51. Alanis Morisette Song Title by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    It's pretty ironic that an anti-spam advocate was trying to shut them down by basically spamming the legal system... so in a way, his anti-spam crusade did shut down one major spammer, himself. Oh poetic justice, you so crazy!

  52. This story is false by Taylor123456789 · · Score: 1

    Under federal law, most of your household possessions are exempt from execution. In other words, you cannot "lose most of your worldly possessions" as the article states.

    The whole story is based on a third-hand account of someone who obviously does not know what they are talking about.

    Further, there were no "unkind words" by the judge. The court used the statutory language in awarding attorney's fees to the defendants. This would be a run of the mill case if it did not involve the novel issue of spam.

  53. or to rephrase it by sorak · · Score: 1

    The judge clicked the opt-out link, but the spammer ignored it.

  54. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    This would be like a lawyer somehow figuring out how to nab child molesters, and in the process take possession of all their assets and bank accounts. The lawyer might have money as his motive, but if he's getting child molesters off the streets in the process, then that's OK. As long as he doesn't wrongly finger someone who's not really a molester, I don't see the problem.

    All he would have to do is convince a significant majority of them that he had a legal method to protect them (for a hefty sum), file a lawsuit, and enter his client list into evidence.

  55. If only this trial were televised by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    Just think, if this trial were televised Judge Milian could come up with something clever and folksy to say in Spanish.

  56. re: how many lawyers do you personally know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I've hired several lawyers for different services over the years, as have a couple of my best friends. I've also done a considerable amount of computer work in law offices, so observed what was going on around me and the comments different attorneys made during the work-day.

    That might not be the same as going to school with entire classes full of them or working in the profession, but I think I have some grasp of who's out there in the field.

    I agree with most of what you said, but I also think you're downplaying or neglecting the fact that the lawyers often have a symbiotic relationship with the judges. You claim the lawyers protect us from the "much greater power of the state", and one would like to think/hope that's so. But I've seen several situations where it was pretty clear the lawyers had little interest in protecting their client from the state's power. They simply wanted to go through the motions without "rocking the boat" too much with their connections, and collect their pay. One client (a friend of mine) was advised (poorly) to just plead guilty so "lesser charges" could be negotiated, and he wound up with his life permanently hobbled, despite realizing later that he had MANY possible avenues to get out from under the original charges filed against him that his lawyer didn't make any effort to pursue.

    (Why do I think this had anything to do with a lawyer/judge "relationship"? It was a case involving claimed sex with a minor, and it was too much of a political "hot button" issue. The judge didn't want to look like he was "soft" on this type of crime, and the defense lawyer would rather stay in favor with the judge for potential use in future cases. His client was an easy "sacrifice" to the system and he got paid tens of thousands to throw him to the wolves, anyway.)

  57. One man's spam ... by thebian · · Score: 1

    Be careful what you wish for.

    Just because spam is furtive, underhanded, ugly and distasteful, who will you appoint to be the decider of spam. Look at it this way: Who would George Bush have appointed to decide what emails are forbidden and what are not.

    I see ads for something called "male enhancement" now on TV. Should we stop that? My post office mailbox fills with all sorts of crap even though that's expensive to print and send. Should we create a law to decide what people can send through the post office?

    What of the high incidence of fraud? That's a tough one. Do you presume that all spam is criminal by the way it looks? Dangerous.

  58. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..you do know you can redirect your email to your google account (or just change the MX records so that google handles email for that domain), right?

  59. Re:The appeals court made a really biased decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look into google apps for domains. Google hosts your email, so you get all their (really good) spam filtering. You get up to 100 addresses at your domain, too, that you get to choose.

    For free.

  60. ONE WURLD GUBMENT! by Benfea · · Score: 1

    [conservotard]ZOMG, he's advoca... advic... advo... he's FOR TEH WUN WURLD GUVMENT![/conservotard]

    1. Re:ONE WURLD GUBMENT! by swillden · · Score: 1

      I'm not. If spam is the price we have to pay for sovereignty, I'm okay with that.

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  61. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
    Despite the name, entrapment doesn't have to do with being tricked,

    It has everything to do with being tricked. Entrapment is a defense against criminal charges where the defendant claims that he wouldn't have dome whatever it is he's charged with if the police hadn't talked him into it. Personally, I've always thought that Abscam was blatant entrapment and that the federal agents involved were the ones who deserved to go to prison.

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  62. Re: Lawyers by alexo · · Score: 1

    The rest are hard-working, honest people with varying degrees of ethical awareness, mostly fairly developed senses of ethical awareness

    that, for their financial benefit, perpetuate a system in which only the affluent can afford justice.

    They take legal aid cases because their clients can't afford representation, or they mount Charter challenges to challenge overzealous cops or bad laws, they draw up wills, guide clients through divorces, and do the paperwork for your house sale

    while charging hundreds of dollars per hour to do so.

  63. Re:Because you don't like it doesn't make it illeg by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    I think that attorney-client privilege would prevent this. Not only would he be disbarred, but I believe that his clients would probably not have much difficulty getting anything they divulged to him stricken from the record, including their existence on the client list.

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