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Microsoft Poland Photoshops Black Guy To White One

wanted writes "If you look at Microsoft's Poland business solutions Web site, you will probably not notice anything odd about the main picture. However, when you compare it with the original English version, you can see that someone decided that showing black people in Poland is probably not going to be convincing to business. They just Photoshopped the head of a white guy in for the black one, in an amateurish way, leaving his hand unchanged. (Here's a mirror in case something should happen to the original.)" We noted a few months back that the city of Toronto had done something similar.

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  1. Dark Tan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps it was just a spray on tan?

    1. Re:Dark Tan? by mhlo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft Poland doesn't like black people.

    2. Re:Dark Tan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      it's so badly photoshopped that they probably used paint...

    3. Re:Dark Tan? by plastbox · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not sure I understand.. by

      American style kitchen

      ..do you mean MacDonald's? Because I'm pretty sure most Europeans don't exactly consider MacDonald's foreign.

    4. Re:Dark Tan? by Arrawa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually we would care. There's no office in the Netherlands where the employees are this clean-cut and well dressed :-)

    5. Re:Dark Tan? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The original showed an Asian guy, a black guy and a white woman. How tediously politically correct. Also completely unrealistic for Poland. (Is it even realistic for the US?)

      I'm reminded of the original Mission Impossible series in the 60s. One agent, Barney, was black. He often was sent "undercover" to various (fictional) "Eastern Bloc" countries, and no one noticed, despite him being the only black guy in the whole city (well, we never saw any others).

      Which is why it was called Mission Impossible.

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  2. Even Stranger...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    is the white macbook in the picture......

    1. Re:Even Stranger...... by yoyhed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or the fact that the monitor isn't plugged into anything.

      By the way, I'd already read this on a couple other news sites, and the bluntness of Slashdot's headline cracked me up. The other sites said something like "Microsoft hires racist marketing team". Then Slashdot steps in with "MS PHOTOSHOPS WHITE DUDE OVER SOME BLACK GUY".

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    2. Re:Even Stranger...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      the ports on the side certainly look like an exact match to me.

      Maybe.

      But any Mac user know it's the ports in the rear that get the most use.

    3. Re:Even Stranger...... by mustafap · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know what's funnier - your comment or the fact that it was modded 'Informative'

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    4. Re:Even Stranger...... by Sebilrazen · · Score: 5, Funny

      My best friend is an ellipsis, what are you saying? (Though don't tell the other punctuation, I don't want them to think I'm playing favorites.)

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    5. Re:Even Stranger...... by EdIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      Uh, no, it's "the latinos steal". Get your stereotypes right!

      Hence the joke... A black guy and a hispanic woman have children... they grew up too lazy to steal....

  3. I would have put a 14" dong on him. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're going to doctor it, at least have some fun with it....

    1. Re:I would have put a 14" dong on him. by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Funny

      They should at least have turned the Macbook black to compensate.

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  4. Who else was epecting by Techman83 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That the guy had actually been "photo shopped" white, rather then just a different person!

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  5. 50th Anniversary of Black Like Me by theodp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe it's Microsoft's way of celebrating the 50th anniversary of the writing of Black Like Me.

    1. Re:50th Anniversary of Black Like Me by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, I thought Bill Clinton wrote that book. (How many people are awrare that Clinton was a mutant? He combined all of the white man's worst traits with all of the black man's worst traits, with a few of women's worst traits spliced in to make him everybody's bitch.)

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  6. How offensive by sheehaje · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find this very rude and discriminatory. How do we know this guy wasn't Gimped?

  7. That's nothing... by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should see the real original picture before MS photoshopped in those two non-Busey guys.

    (Yes, stolen from reddit.)

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  8. Re:Know your market. by MrKaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Statistically, what are the chances of a perfect diversity trifecta of asian guy, black guy, and white woman? In an ad, pretty good. In real life, not so much.

    Rule 34?

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  9. Was i the only one that ROFL'D? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I literally was on the floor dieing when i saw this...

  10. Re:Know your market. by yoyhed · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite from Microsoft was for Visual C++ Express Edition. They used to have a couple of 17-18 year old Asian girls smiling and pointing at a computer screen as the headline picture for Express Edition's website. Who smiles and laughs at code with a friend anyway? Not hot Asian chicks.

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  11. Re:romney? by bendodge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Notice that they fixed it so hastily they forgot to extend the orange bar for the text like they did the first time around.

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  12. Re:Know your market. by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    The racism flag seems to get trotted out a little too often these days.

    Come on. Everyone known those stupid polacks are dirty racists :o)

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  13. Re:What about the Asian guy? by Bob_Who · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they Photoshopped in a white guy over the black guy, what about the Asian guy? I mean, how likely are you to see a Korean guy walking the streets of Poland? ( Or maybe I just don't know the streets of Poland).

    Korean? He's Canadian, just like a lot of Asians in Poland. However, the sex change operation threw me for a loop, his name is Brenda.

  14. Proper Use of Photoshop Trademark by HomerJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trademarks help protect corporate and product identity, and Photoshop is one of Adobe's most valuable trademarks. By following the below guidelines, you can help Adobe protect the Photoshop brand name.

    The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun. The Photoshop trademark should always be capitalized and should never be used in possessive form, or as a slang term. It should be used as an adjective to describe the product, and should never be used in abbreviated form. The following examples illustrate these rules:

    Trademarks are not verbs.

    CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
    INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.

    Trademarks are not nouns.

    CORRECT: The image pokes fun at the Senator.
    INCORRECT: The photoshop pokes fun at the Senator.

    Always capitalize and use trademarks in their correct form.

    CORRECT: The image was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® Elements software.
    INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.
    INCORRECT: The image was Photoshopped.
    INCORRECT: The image was Adobe® Photoshopped.

    Trademarks must never be used as slang terms.

    CORRECT: Those who use Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate images as a hobby see their work as an art form.
    INCORRECT: A photoshopper sees his hobby as an art form. INCORRECT: My hobby is photoshopping.

    Trademarks must never be used in possessive form.

    CORRECT: The new features in Adobe® Photoshop® software are impressive.
    INCORRECT: Photoshop's features are impressive.

    Trademarks are proper adjectives and should be followed by the generic terms they describe.

    CORRECT: The image was manipulated using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
    INCORRECT: The image was manipulated using Photoshop.

    Trademarks must never be abbreviated.

    CORRECT: Take a look at the new features in Adobe® Photoshop® software.
    INCORRECT: Take a look at the new features in PS.

    The trademark owner should be identified whenever possible.

    Adobe and Photoshop are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Adobe Systems Incorporated in the United States and/or other countries.

    1. Re:Proper Use of Photoshop Trademark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Pronunciation:

      CORRECT: Adober Photoshoppr (like Flickr)
      INCORRECT: Adobe Arrr Photoshop Arrr

  15. Too soon? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well if Michael Jackson could do it...

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  16. Re:Know your market. by ciderVisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't remember the man's name right now, but one American pilot was finally freed some years back, and living in Chicago. I read an interview that he did with someone, but can't even remember who interviewed him.

    +5 Informative.

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  17. Re:Know your market. by ciderVisor · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's on the bed right next to the 9; 8 is supposedly filming.

    In the previous scene, 7 ate 9.

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  18. Re:Know your market. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    The fuck? Now the god damn porn has to be PC?!

    You really don't want Mac porn!

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  19. Re:Dark Tan? - Long hair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7308/microsoftlocalisation.jpg

  20. Re:I'm sorry, but you are wrong. by quenda · · Score: 5, Funny

    A woman complemented me on my amazing Japanese

    Thats nothing. An American complimented me on my English after I told her I was from Australia. Toughen up!

  21. couldn't they have just made him whiter .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Couldn't they have just made him 'whiter' ? White Obama Senator Obama

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  22. Re:I'm sorry, but you are wrong. by Snaller · · Score: 1, Funny

    "An American complimented me on my English after I told her I was from Australia."

    Well if any of you guys have actually learned English that is worth of praise indeed! *g*

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  23. Re:There is no race! by RobVB · · Score: 2, Funny

    And if you won't listen to Snaller, listen to Admiral Adama.

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  24. Re:Know your market. by yoyhed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luckily I use Gmail, sent it to a friend when I saw it, and thus still have it:

    Here.

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  25. Reminds me of a Polish joke by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    A polish man finds a lantern laying on the ground.
    He takes it home and while cleaning it a genie appears.
    The Genie says:
    "For freeing me from the lantern, I shall grant you three wishes."
    The polish man thinks for a second and says "I wish for a mongol invasion of Poland, please."
    The Genie grants him his wish, the mongols invade, and then leave.
    The Genie says "Name your second wish."
    The man thinks for a moment and says "I wish for a mongol invasion of Poland, please."
    The Genie looks at bit puzzled, but grants him his wish.
    The Mongol invade, and then leave.
    "Now name you third wish"
    The man thinks for a bit and says "I wish for a mongol invasion of Poland, please."
    The confused Genie says "I'll grant you your wish, but would you tell me why you keep wishing for this?"
    The polish man says "Sure, each time the mongols invade Poland they have to go through Russia twice."

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