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High-Tech Blimps Earning Their Wings
coondoggie writes "The US Army this week showed off its latest high-tech blimp laden with powerful radar systems capable of detecting incoming threats 340 miles away.
The helium-filled blimps, or aerostats, are designed to hover over war zones or high-security areas and be on guard for incoming missiles or other threats. The Army wants them to reduce some of the need for manned and unmanned reconnaissance flights.
The aerostat demonstrated this week is known as the Joint Land Attack Cruise Missile Defense Elevated Sensor System (JLENS), which is designed to fly up to an altitude of 10,000 feet. According to GlobalSecurity.org., the $1.4 billion JLENS is a large, unpowered elevated sensor moored to the ground by a long cable. From its position above the battlefield, the elevated sensors will allow incoming cruise missiles to be detected, tracked, and engaged by surface-based air defense systems even before the targets can be seen by the systems."
Panties Stink!
They really, really stink!
Sometimes they're red, sometimes they're green,
Sometimes they're white or black or pink
Sometimes they're satin, sometimes they're lace
Sometimes they're cotton and soak up stains
But at the end of the day, it really makes you think
Wooooooo-wheeeee! Panties stink!
Sometimes they're on the bathroom floor
Your girlfriend- what a whore!
Sometimes they're warm and wet and raw
From beneath the skirt of your mother-in-law
Brownish stains from daily wear
A gusset full of pubic hair
Just make sure your nose is ready
For the tang of a sweat-soaked wedgie
In your hand a pair of drawers
With a funky feminine discharge
Give your nose a rest, fix yourself a drink
cause wooooooo-wheeeeeee! panties stink!
That's why I like to live on the edge of Excellent and Good Karma. I can give a good troll once in a while and still maintain my status at /.
A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.
Moon the Balloon!
For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
Post more good stuff. Mine's been "Excellent" for years, and a few of my posts have been modded down for whatever reason. But hey, screw 'em if they don't have a sense of humor. :)
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
I think you misunderstood me. I did live in Excellent land for a long time. A bit boring there. I started adding some snark..or rather I didn't tow the /. line so closely, and now I get modded down and up all the time. I've purposely struck a balance between Good and Excellent karma for interesting karma. :) Sure years of Excellent karma makes you resistant to some bad moderation, but you can't make a practice of snarky trollism without giving up a bit of karma.
A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.
how ironic. I was insightful. :)
A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.