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Swedish Regulators Ban Word "Bank" In Domain Names For Non-Banks
It seems that Swedish regulators have decided to extend the requirement of not calling yourself a bank to the registration of domain names. Now anyone that tries to register a .SE domain name with the word "bank" in it will need to prove they are a legitimate bank. Hopefully there are no blood banks or anyone with the last name of "Banks" that might want a .SE domain. Here is a Google translation of the demand issued by the authorities to the .SE registry.
So that explains why I couldn't reach www.BjörnsSpankBank.se and I'll have you know that I expect a full refund for the *cough* services that "Björn" failed to render. Thankfully www.BjörnsPörn.se is still up or I'd have to switch to Swiss or *shudder* German sites.
My work here is dung.
That ought to do it! Thanks very much, Ray.
After calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
Sperm banks? West Banks? Bankruptcy Help Club for Men? Anne Bankroft? (Yeah, I know...)
I guess sperm banks will have to go by the next-most synonymous name: britneyspears.se
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As long as they meet the reserve requirements.
Sounds like their registration system is borked.
seeks bankroll for sperm-bank expansion onto embankment.
It's a good thing you don't attach that to everything... oh, wait...
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The ban on the characters "B A N K S" in that order is obviously a thinly-veiled attack on Wolfram Alpha, particularly on Stephen Wolfram.
.SE domain have a vendetta against Stephen Wolfram, the soul behind NKS... the Ba-NKS.
As well all know, Stephen Wolfram is the man behind Wolfram Alpha, and also the man behind the "New Kind of Science" -- NKS.
Also, as we all know, the ancient Egyptian word for soul is "Ba".
Therefore, we can conclude that the controllers of the
So who cares about the edge cases of blood banks or food banks or river banks or the purveyors of fine piggy banks. The real concern here is that there is a government conspiracy against a potential rival of Google... how deeply does Google have its claws sunk into European governments? When can be expect them to ban "Bing" from the url of any site that is not owned by either a registered wholesaler of a certain kind of cherry or a seller of outdated Christmas music?
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
won't be making it to Sweden then :P
Monstar L
...the organization to ban Kabalism is out of luck.
--I'm so big, my sig has its own sig.
-- See?
Who cares about the Swedes anyway. Norway is much better.
And I was just about to register my domain for a Swedish fansite about the world's greatest dancer.
my doughnut activism site (bankrispiekremes.se), my Cretaceous-themed bar's site (clubankylosaurus.se), and my large brass instrument tribute to 90's crap pop site (tubankotb.se). Sigh.
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regulating the word "bank" in a domain name
Yeah... somebody should make a website...
www.BanKookyIdeas.se
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
They will simply become Swedish Sperm Savings and Loans.
There is a limit to genius. We have hit the cap a couple times with famous people.
There is also a limit to stupid, but no ones ever found it.
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