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Astronomers Find the Calmest Place On Earth

The Narrative Fallacy writes "Live Science reports that astronomers in search of the perfect site to take pictures of the heavens have combined data from satellites, ground stations and climate models in a study to assess the many factors that affect image quality — cloud cover, temperature, sky-brightness, water vapor, wind speeds and atmospheric turbulence. They have pinpointed the coldest, driest, calmest place on earth, known simply as Ridge A, 13,297 feet high on the Antarctic Plateau. 'It's so calm that there's almost no wind or weather there at all,' says study leader Will Saunders, of the Anglo-Australian Observatory. 'The astronomical images taken at Ridge A should be at least three times sharper than at the best sites currently used by astronomers.' Located within the Australian Antarctic Territory, the site is 89 miles from the PLATO (PLATeau Observatory) international robotic observatory. The new site would be superior to the best existing observatories on high mountain tops in Hawaii and Chile, Saunders says. 'Because the sky there is so much darker and drier, it means that a modestly-sized telescope would be as powerful as the largest telescopes anywhere else on earth.'"

231 comments

  1. A hash bar in Amsterdam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ...after half a blue xanax.

    1. Re:A hash bar in Amsterdam... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The calmest place on earth, duh. Unfortunately it won't help you observe the stars and galaxies unless you mix in some psilocybin or LSD or what have you.

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    2. Re:A hash bar in Amsterdam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! Fucking mods raped you on that one :)

  2. For Earthbound, mebbe... by jamstar7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    but I still think the best spot for observational astronomy has to be the far side of the Moon. You've got several thousand miles of light and EM shielding, and a good couple weeks' seeing a month when the Sun goes down. Once the 'scopes cool off, there's no warping. What's not to love?

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    1. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I said Far Side, not Dark Side. Dark Side Of The Moon is a Pink Floyd album.

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    2. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but I still think the best spot for observational astronomy has to be the far side of the Moon.

      But the downside is that it costs like $100 billion to build and man[1] one there. I doubt the Antarctic place would approach one billion.

      [1] Not sure our robotic remote repair technology is up to the task.

    3. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say the dark side. The "far" side has a couple weeks of dark per month with no earthshine.

    4. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

      > The moon gets as much sunlight over it's entire surface.

      Not at the poles. In fact there is at least one crater near the South pole that is in permanent shadow.

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    5. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by john83 · · Score: 1

      ...Once the 'scopes cool off, there's no warping...

      That heating and cooling (which would be substantial) sounds like it might do some warping of its own. Can anyone quantify that? Does Hubble have problems with heating & cooling as it falls in and out of the earth's shadow?

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    6. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint: The moon is phase locked. The opposite-to-earth-facing side of the moon gets less or no sun at night.

    7. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And the antarcitc site comes with its' own problems, Since it isn't windy, any man-made smog will stay there. You're going to need to burn fuel for the generators, heating, transport, etc., and in cold temperatures you're going to get the water vapor in the exhaust crystalizing, forming ground-level fog. Since it's so calm, it'll just accumulate, then condense on the cold optics. Have fun seeing when your mirror's frosted over with an inch of rime.

    8. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Informative

      Fortunately, it's on a mountain ridge. The smog/fog will go....down.

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    9. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Canazza · · Score: 0

      surely with the increased human activity in the area, the atmospheric turbulence they seek will be compromised.

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    10. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>>best spot for observational astronomy has to be the far side of the Moon... What's not to love?

      Funny you mention "love" because there's no women on the moon, or on that ridge in Antarctica, which is a major drawback of accepting either of those jobs. Oh wait. It's just like my current job.

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    11. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I find your lack of faith disturbing

    12. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, so that's where they're hiding...

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    13. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The problem is getting the data back to Earth. I would assume that it would be an un-staffed observatory, in which case, you'd need to do one of the following:
      • send up a courier to swap out SD cards every few weeks.
      • set up a network connecting the station with a transmitter which has line-of-site to the Earth.
      • put a couple of satellites in orbit which are in line-of-sight to the far side of the moon, so that the data could be relayed back to Earth.

      The last option is probably the cheapest, but it's still a significant added expense on the set-up and maintenance of such a station.

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    14. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by mabersold · · Score: 0, Redundant

      There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark.

    15. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely right, the moon is a much better place for a telescope than anywhere on earth. They obviously overlooked that fact while trying to find the best location on the ball of mass that we DO live on.

    16. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by kat_skan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny you mention "love" because there's no women on the moon, or on that ridge in Antarctica, which is a major drawback of accepting either of those jobs.

      Aw, the solitude's not so bad. The guy you really gotta feel sorry for is the midget they crammed inside the Hubble to draw everything he saw and drop the pictures back to Earth, message-in-a-bottle style.

    17. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Avalain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't need to burn fuel. You can just set up a windmill and a solar array! Oh, wait....

    18. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dark Side of the moon just means, "Standing on Earth, You will never be able to see it!" You insensitive clod.

    19. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > there's no women on the moon, or on that ridge in Antarctica, which is a major drawback of accepting either of those jobs.

      Don't worry, at the end of a highly paid 3 year stint, your replacement will arrive and you will be able to go home a wealthy man...

      or will you?

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    20. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just love it when people pronounce as impossible something that's been happening for two years...

    21. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should say it in Peter Griffin's voice:

      You can just build a windmi--, solar arr--, ... hamster wheels?

    22. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Xaositecte · · Score: 2, Funny

      So there are cows on the moon now?

    23. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      Since it's so calm, it'll just accumulate, then condense on the cold optics. Have fun seeing when your mirror's frosted over with an inch of rime.

      Presumably you put the generator a sufficient distance away to minimize any disturbance to the optics, or to seeing quality. The area gets almost no precipitation and probably no animal life, so anything you lay on the ground will remain undisturbed. In this sense it seems like an ideal place to run an automated telescope, if you can get past the somewhat difficult access issue.

      Regarding the "condensing on the optics" problem, astronomers have hundreds of years of experience dealing with this issue. The simplest approach is to slightly warm the optics using resistive heaters. As long as the optics are slightly warmer than the surroundings, any water in the air will condense somewhere else. You don't want too much heating, since then you form convective air currents above the mirror that harm the seeing conditions. However with some reasonably accurate temperature sensors and a feedback controller, the condensation problem is straightforward to solve.

    24. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny you mention "love" because there's no women on the moon, or on that ridge in Antarctica, which is a major drawback of accepting either of those jobs. Oh wait. It's just like my current job.

      Don't worry - either place will be so cold that you'll need your ID to tell which sex you are.

      The absence of women will just mean not to have to contend with PMS on a regular basis.

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    25. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by joeme1 · · Score: 1

      If they made a movable dome, such as over sports arenas, that was made of the same tile as is on the space shuttle, or even just a highly reflective material, would that be enough to keep temperatures equalized?
       

    26. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Halotron1 · · Score: 1

      Depending on how far they are from the McMurdo base, they might get some action.

      They got a shipment of 16,500 condoms last summer, so odds are something's going on there!

    27. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the shoggoths.

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    28. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by dannys42 · · Score: 1

      The dark side and the far side are actually synonymous. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon

      It's true that the near and far side both get equal amounts of sunlight. However, they get unequal amounts of earth-light. ;-) But the far side is still called the dark side. It's a misnomer.

    29. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      What's not to love?

      You could probably build a thousand very fine mountain observatories for a hundredth the cost.

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    30. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Automated is the key. The sky's only dark during winter, and antarctic winters, even calm ones, are inhospitable.

    31. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by my_left_nut · · Score: 1

      The area gets almost no precipitation and probably no animal life...

      That is, no animal life except for four really curious, resourceful, and tenacious penguins.

    32. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Since the word "dark" doesn't appear in the post you are replying to and the fact that the telescope would be in sunlight half the time is explicitly mentioned in the damn post. I can only conclude that you are a drooling idiot who found that out yesterday and can't be bothered reading what is written before leaping at the chance to spout off your useless trivia at the first mention of the word "moon".

    33. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree but I'd go farther. The far side of of the Moon should BE a telescope. Find a nice 100 km crater, bulldoze it into a perfect parabolic shape, and coat it with a layer of aluminum and silicon oxide. The focal length would be extremely long, so the secondary would be in luno-synchronous orbit directly above the crater. :)

    34. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by baegucb · · Score: 1

      and the polar bears that eat them.

    35. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Automated is the key. The sky's only dark during winter, and antarctic winters, even calm ones, are inhospitable.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(film)

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    36. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by treeves · · Score: 1

      how do you get the data back to Earth so people can learn something from it? Relay via a station at a Lagrange point, which you also have to construct and place?

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    37. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Hint: The dark side of the moon isn't. The moon gets as much sunlight over it's entire surface.

      What's sad is that I'm actually surprised this didn't get modded up.

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    38. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Destructo-Bot · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a perfect testbed for those portable nuclear stations NASA is considering for the moon. No emissions to worry about as it is intended to be a permanently sealed system. Also takes care of the worry of supply drops of fuel and such, leaving more room for food and other such things if we are planning on manning this site.

    39. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by CraigParticle · · Score: 1

      The difficulties with Antarctic instrumentation are surmountable. Even the slightest breeze, say 1 m/s (2 mph) is enough to take the exhaust away from the instrumentation. You can also run your generators at a distance from the instruments, which is what PLATO does. And during the summer, use of solar panels (which are more efficient in the cold) reduce the need for generators. Icing is an issue in Antarctica, but if you keep ambient temperature air flowing over surfaces, they don't freeze over.

      Those problems are very solvable. The PLATO experiment at Dome A has already done it. The really amazing aspect of the high Antarctic Plateau is that the air has almost no water vapor (for infrared and submillimeter/terahertz observations), and the atmospheric turbulence is almost completely confined to the surface layer (for infrared and optical observations). Put your telescope on a tall platform, and you have near-space-like image quality. That's gold right there.

      In contrast, at temperate sites, the jet stream keeps a lot of (very fast) turbulence thousands of feet high, where it's hard to correct adequately, and you can't get above it while still keeping your telescope's feet on the ground.

      This site eliminates all those issues -- giving you space-like observations at a teeny fraction of the cost of a space mission.

    40. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      There are craters at the north and south poles of the moon that would be permanently in darkness. The field of view would be limited to that hemisphere of sky somewhat. But this would be ideal for observations outside our galaxy, looking above or below the galactic disk. A large telescope in such a position could allow us to study other galaxies in the detail we study the farthest regions of our own.

      A telescope positioned in open ground at the poles would be easy to shield from the sun directionally with a shade, yet also have permanent access to solar power.

      These craters are also considered likely to have water ice and other frozen volatiles. A permanent manned observatory would be feasible.

      But then, considering there is no atmosphere to scatter light on the moon it would be possible to use a telescope in broad daylight, even within quite a narrow angle of the sun. Provided you shield adequatley both the sun and from reflected light from the surface.

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    41. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

      but I still think the best spot for observational astronomy has to be the far side of the Moon. You've got several thousand miles of light and EM shielding, and a good couple weeks' seeing a month when the Sun goes down. Once the 'scopes cool off, there's no warping. What's not to love?

      For radio astronomy you may have a point. For optical astronomy, (a) EM shielding is irrelevant, and (b) you have the dust problem. The lunar dust is a big challenge to any precision work on the surface. Through mechanisms that are not well-understood, the dust appears to develop and retain a static electrical charge in sunlight, at which point it sticks to anything and everything. Think of those foam packing peanuts and how hard they can be to manage, then apply it to micron-sized particles. The Apollo astronauts had a hard time dealing with the dust during their excursions on the surface. Also the electrostatic repulsion is so strong that it is observed to loft dust as much as several kilometers above the surface, as "dust fountains". In general the surface of the moon is a pretty dirty place for doing precision optics, so you need a good reason to be there.

      Potentially one such good reason would be to build a very large optical interferometer. The moon is geologically very stable, so conceivably one could build multi-kilometer synthetic apertures at optical wavelengths. The question is whether one could achieve something similar with a spacebourne constellation of telescopes in precise formation (e.g., Darwin, LISA), which would be much cheaper.

    42. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I think without an atmosphere there you could still use the telescopes in daylight as long as you can compensate for the thermal issues.

    43. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      The moon gets as much sunlight over it's entire surface.

      I'd think there'd be places near the poles, down in craters, that never get any sunlight.

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    44. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FAIL

    45. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the far side is often referred to as the dark side. The _perfect_ place to build my evil overlord lair, it's already associated with Darth Vader, can't easily be attacked from Earth and has a nice view of the galaxy (although not all the time). But I imagine it gets more meteorite hits than the near side.

    46. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once the 'scopes cool off, there's no warping. What's not to love?

      Gravity-induced warping of the mirror. Better-off putting it in space at the Earth-Moon Lagrange-2 point, above the far side of the Moon. Takes less delta-v to get there, too (you don't have to land).

    47. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by jamiethehutt · · Score: 1

      You're going to need to burn fuel for the generators, heating, transport, etc.

      I'd suggest using an unmanned station powered by a thermoelectric generator, there in use in the Antarctic circle for lighthouses already and are extremely reliable. Even if the station was manned thermoelectric generators would still be a good way to go, although they don't make *that* much energy they make plenty of excess heat to keep scientists alive.

    48. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      >>>best spot for observational astronomy has to be the far side of the Moon... What's not to love?

      Funny you mention "love" because there's no women on the moon, or on that ridge in Antarctica, which is a major drawback of accepting either of those jobs. Oh wait. It's just like my current job.

      Oh, you work on the dark side of the moon too? We should meet up for coffee sometime!

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    49. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This ridge is not a "mountain ridge". Much like the rest of the high antarctic plateau, flatness is the main local feature. Event pinpointing the "tops" of the "mountains" there, such as dome A and dome C is rather difficult because it's somewhere within a 200kmsquare mostly flat area

    50. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention "love" because there's no women on the moon, or on that ridge in Antarctica, which is a major drawback of accepting either of those jobs.

      What? They have female scientists who work in Antarctica, and female astronauts.

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    51. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by BarMonger · · Score: 1

      Polar bears don't eat penguins. Presumably because penguins live at the south pole and polar bears live at the north pole.

    52. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by john83 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think it would.

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    53. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by gcobb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doesn't that just suggest that polar bears love to eat penguins?

    54. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by BarMonger · · Score: 1

      Or vice versa

    55. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by baegucb · · Score: 1

      Woosh :)

    56. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >Oh, so that's where they're hiding...

      Not anymore. I am pretty sure we crashed a probe into that one.

    57. Re:For Earthbound, mebbe... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Polar bears don't eat penguins. Presumably because penguins live at the south pole and polar bears live at the north pole.

      At the moment ...
      Seriously, I've been moderately astonished at not hearing anyone suggest moving a breeding population of polar bears to Antarctica and several populations of penguins to the Arctic. It might not be the best idea ever, but as something to keep a breeding population of polar bears going ...

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  3. Umm, right. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's also in the Middle of Nowhere. So getting to it is going to be very expensive.

    Anyhow, we're on to you, Mr. I'm-extraordinarily-antisocial Astronomer. We are not going to support your social avoidance issues with a multimillion dollar playpen. Just take your meds!

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    1. Re:Umm, right. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It's also in the Middle of Nowhere.

      Sounds like the perfect place to build our Grand Nerd Basement. Well, except maybe for lack of a Pizza Hut.
               

    2. Re:Umm, right. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No way am I going that far from Blizzcon.

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    3. Re:Umm, right. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      So, no light pollution either. Double bonus.

      FYI, a lot (most, perhaps, even.) of the activity in antarctica already is astronomy/aeronomy projects, so there is precedent.

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    4. Re:Umm, right. by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      no light pollution either.

      Well, except for those several months of the year when you have to contend with 24/7 light pollution emanating from Sol.

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    5. Re:Umm, right. by rarel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, plus with the lack of bad weather even Blizzardcon would be out of option. Bummer.

    6. Re:Umm, right. by photonic · · Score: 1

      It's also in the Middle of Nowhere. So getting to it is going to be very expensive.

      I once saw a presentation at a conference on telescopes, in that case about a similarly quiet location Dome C, also in Antarctica. They had pretty advanced ideas, including cost estimates. The shipping costs of a container by boat and then by some sort of big snowmobile weren't that ridiculously expensive. I forgot the numbers, but it was probably several orders of magnitude cheaper than sending anything to space and probably even cheaper than loading a big telescope in the back of your Boeing 747. Expect some big telescopes in Antarctica in ten years or so.

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    7. Re:Umm, right. by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      The place to build observatories has always been a compromise of "middle of nowhere" and reachable (e.g. from a city). Eventually, all of these observatories got swallowed by the growing cities.
      Now that you can operate observatories automatically (remote control) or semi-automatically (submit your to the local technician or astronomer), building it in the middle of nowhere is a slightly smaller problem than it used to be.

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    8. Re:Umm, right. by prograde · · Score: 1

      Actually, from TFA:

      Researchers assert that a telescope at the site could take images nearly as good as those from the space-based Hubble telescope.

      At least this location is on the surface of the planet...

    9. Re:Umm, right. by Avalain · · Score: 1

      This is ok. Astronomers wouldn't spend the entire year in Antarctica anyway. During the winter (summer down there) they would go home and analyze the data that they collected.

    10. Re:Umm, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This is ok. Astronomers wouldn't spend the entire year in Antarctica anyway. During the winter (summer down there) they would go home and briskly rub their hands together while muttering "fucking boss sends me to Antartica for the coldest 9 months of the year."

      Fixed.

    11. Re:Umm, right. by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      We told that graduate student when he hired on that this was going to be a really easy thesis: all he'd have to do is five nights of observing...

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    12. Re:Umm, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, no light pollution other than the occasional laser blast from attacking Goa'uld motherships...

      Cheers

    13. Re:Umm, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, seriously... everyone using "Sol" instead of... y'know... the fucking SUN... should be shot. It only makes you sound like a conceited prick.

    14. Re:Umm, right. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      It's also in the Middle of Nowhere.

      Since there's no mention of coordinates in TFA, here's the Google Satellite picture of the closest reference point, China's Dome A. Zoom out one notch at a time, to get an idea of how remote this place is. Since the legend is illegibly white-on-white, I'll point out that the longer, bottom half yardstick at each level begins at 2 km, increases to 5 km, 10 km, 20 km, 50 km, 100 km, 200 km, then inexplicably switches the longer measure to upper half, 200 miles and 500 miles, by which point you can see all of Australia and most of South America.

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  4. Antarctica... by TheBilgeRat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that where the second Stargate resides?

    1. Re:Antarctica... by sarlos · · Score: 1

      No, that Stargate was destroyed by Anubis, duh! We now have the original one from Giza back in Cheyanne Mountain, under NORAD... Such a noob!

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    2. Re:Antarctica... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Actually wasn't it the Giza one that was destroyed when they launched it from the X-302 during the attack? Then the alternate stargate from the Russians was returned which was the one originally in Antarctica.

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    3. Re:Antarctica... by DarthBart · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Antarctic gate was in storage after being retreived from McMurdo.
      The original Giza gate was in use at SGC until it was beamed up into Thor's ship before it crashed into the pacific.

      Then the A-Gate became the primary because the G-Gate was thought lost in the Pacific, but it was infact retrieved by the Russians and they ran their own gate program.

      It was the A-Gate that was destroyed by Anubis. The G-gate was then purchased back from the Russians after they figured out that Anubis's gate-blower-upper-thingy was destroyed.

      Yes, I'm a Gate Geek.

    4. Re:Antarctica... by sarlos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, the one in Giza was used to escape a crashing Asgard ship, after which the Antarctica Stargate was moved to Stargate Command. The Russians recovered the Giza Stargate from the ocean floor and started their own Stargate program. Later, a new weapon developed by Anubis led to the destruction of the Antarctica Stargate. Stargate Command arranged a deal to lease the Giza Stargate from the Russians, and 'purchased' it outright by giving the Russians a Daedalus-class ship (the Korolev).

      See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_(device)#Secondary_gates/

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    5. Re:Antarctica... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Ah, I had forgotten about the switch with the Asgard ship.

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    6. Re:Antarctica... by ColdZero · · Score: 0

      Nope. SG-1 transported the Giza gate to Thor's ship to escape the replicators, that ship subsequently crashed into the ocean with the stargate onboard, it was assumed lost. The Anarctic gate was taken out of storage and setup at the SGC to take its place. Later it was found out that the Russians were running a second Stargate program by timing the arrival and departure of their teams and connecting the DHD that was found by the Germans. Eventually they agreed to stop that program. The gate Anubis blew up was the original Anarctic gate that was installed at the SGC. The USA then bargained with Russia to lease the original Giza gate and have it installed at the SGC after they flew the Anarctic gate out on a 302.

    7. Re:Antarctica... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I don't know but I'm pretty sure there will be a first AND second Starbucks in that area whenever the observatory gets built.

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    8. Re:Antarctica... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Second Impact

      fixd

  5. obligatory ... by pablo_max · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey..I can see my house from here.

  6. Perfect place to finish my dissertation. by parallel_prankster · · Score: 1

    This is where I should go to write my thesis then Do we get slashdot there ? or is that considered not calm ?

    1. Re:Perfect place to finish my dissertation. by drwho · · Score: 1

      If you spot reading slashdot, you might find the time and focus to finish your dissertation. Seriously, reading Slashdot too much serves to create an Attention Defecit Disorder. Now if....whoo what's that! I found another open wifi network!...now where was I? Yea...Slashdot is like a bazaar of ideas, but you just went out for milk and bread.

    2. Re:Perfect place to finish my dissertation. by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

      If you spot reading slashdot, you might find the time and focus to finish your dissertation. Seriously, reading Slashdot too much serves to create an Attention Defecit Disorder. Now if....whoo what's that! I found another open wifi network!...now where was I? Yea...Slashdot is like a bazaar of ideas, but you just went out for milk and bread.

      Isn't that what MODERATION is for?

    3. Re:Perfect place to finish my dissertation. by drwho · · Score: 1

      In which sense do you mean 'MODERATION'? As in restraint, i.e. "Use moderation in all things, including moderation". Or, do you mean, the actions of the slashdot moderation system of article prioritization?

      In either case, I disagree. Just because.

  7. Calmest place on earth = Calmest resort on earth! by billlava · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quick, before anyone else can, let's raise some venture capital and build a few resorts there.

    The commercial practically writes itself!
    Ridge A villas, your ticket to paradise on earth!*


    *Ridge A Villas is not responsible for hypothermia, loss of limbs due to gangrene, or Abominable Snowman attacks. Any lawsuit filed against Ridge A Villas must be filed in Antarctica county district court jurisdiction within 90 hours of the incident.

  8. Chill out, man by drwho · · Score: 1

    Yea I think that I need some calm spot too. It's too hectic in Boston.

    1. Re:Chill out, man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too hectic in Boston.

      Yeah with TeddyK gone the supply of available alcohol must have, like, doubled!

  9. Re:Calmest place on earth = Calmest resort on eart by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    *Ridge A Villas is not responsible for hypothermia, loss of limbs due to gangrene, or Abominable Snowman attacks. Any lawsuit filed against Ridge A Villas must be filed in Antarctica county district court jurisdiction within 90 hours of the incident.

    Pfft, you can disclaim whatever you want. In court, it'll be easy to show that Ridge A Villas are responsible for the Abominable Snowman attacks, due to cutting him out of the mascot deal and resulting merchandising royalties.

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  10. Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    89 miles

    Could someone convert that into a number the rest of the world understands?

    1. Re:Miles? by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's 712 furlongs

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    2. Re:Miles? by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      9.57443388 Ã-- 10^-7 astronomical units.

    3. Re:Miles? by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Which works out at around 9.57443388 x 10^-7 AU when you actually check the preview.

    4. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> 89 miles

      >Could someone convert that into a number the rest of the world understands?

      About the same as the average American penis. Give or take.

    5. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      89 miles

      Could someone convert that into a number the rest of the world understands?

      It's 0x59 miles.

    6. Re:Miles? by macbeth66 · · Score: 0

      89 miles = 143.231616 kilometers

      Google is your friend.

      er.. well, sometimes. It used to be? Whatever...

    7. Re:Miles? by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      89 miles

      Could someone convert that into a number the rest of the world understands?

      89 metric miles.

    8. Re:Miles? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      Wolfram Alpha much?

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    9. Re:Miles? by Legrow · · Score: 1

      It's 712 furlongs

      Who uses furlongs? It's 313,280 cubits.

    10. Re:Miles? by UltraAyla · · Score: 1

      How many Libraries of Congress in a furlong?

    11. Re:Miles? by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Funny

      African or European?

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    12. Re:Miles? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      89 miles

      Could someone convert that into a number the rest of the world understands?

      About 4.6 picoparsecs.

    13. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Approx 4.4 in a furlong if you only count the main area (Length wise), not the entire Jefferson Building.

    14. Re:Miles? by neonprimetime · · Score: 0, Redundant

      >> It's 01011001 miles.


      I fixed that for you

    15. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the same as the average American penis. Give or take.

      Ahh...so about 15cm. Got it.

      That's not very far.

    16. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      89 miles

      Could someone convert that into a number the rest of the world understands?

      42

    17. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      89 miles

      Could someone convert that into a number the rest of the world understands?

      1011001 miles or 10001111 kilometers
      http://tinyurl.com/lkcf4j

    18. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slightly over 14 Swedish mil (pronounced "meal").

    19. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      01011001 miles

    20. Re:Miles? by kindbud · · Score: 1

      712,000,000,000 nanofurlongs

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    21. Re:Miles? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Assuming 10 books per foot of shelving, 1 LOC is about 5000 furlongs.

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    22. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    23. Re:Miles? by Darby · · Score: 1

      What do you mean. African or European Libraries of Congress or African or European furlongs?

    24. Re:Miles? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's 95.5 metric miles.

      And you thought you were making a joke!

    25. Re:Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      89 miles

      Could someone convert that into a number the rest of the world understands?

      Sure - That would be 84165 smoots.

  11. Australian Antarctic Territory ? by mbone · · Score: 5, Informative

    Located within the Australian Antarctic Territory

    Note that the USA, Russia, China, and many other countries do not recognize this territory as being in any way Australian.

    1. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by drwho · · Score: 1

      Neither does then Penguinista Republic, and the other nations of the far southern hemisphere. But talk is cheap and land is available so these countries let the Northerners make a lot of noise and build their huts because it's too much bother to throw snowballs at them. There are limits to the tolerance that the Southern Nations has shown, so don't press your luck. In fact, the amount of fish the North is taking from Southern waters is a bit high and needs to be reduced. But go ahead, build your telescope.

    2. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But France, New Zealand, Norway, and the United Kingdom do.

    3. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what about Vatican City and Liechtenstein?

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    4. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USA, Russia, China, and many other countries do not recognize this territory as being in any way Australian

      Don't you mean the governments of those countries? As an individual, the only thing of concern or value to me is that nobody is harmed in the never-ending disputes between governments.

    5. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      And the Nation of the Australian Antarctic Territory does not recognize the USA, Russia, China an... Australia... as countries! :P

      Our ill-tempered super-penguins with frickin' lasers will CONQUER THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAAAA!

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    6. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      But France, New Zealand, Norway, and the United Kingdom do.

      And half of those countries don't even share a monarch with Australia.

    7. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by argent · · Score: 1

      Quentin Bryce is head of state for France and Norway?

    8. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      But France, New Zealand, Norway, and the United Kingdom do.

      And half of those countries don't even share a monarch with Australia.

      Quentin Bryce is head of state for France and Norway?

      Quentin Bryce is not the monarch of any of the countries at issue.

    9. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      But France, New Zealand, Norway, and the United Kingdom do.

      Not really.

      Might as well be precise here: There are seven nations that are making territorial claims in Antarctica: Argentina, Australia, Chile, France, NZ, Norway, and the UK. NO OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD recognizes any of their claims. In particular, the claims made by these seven countries overlap in various places as they do not generally recognize each others claims.

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    10. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Located within the Australian Antarctic Territory

      Note that the USA, Russia, China, and many other countries do not recognize this territory as being in any way Australian.

      Despite the fact that the USA, Russia and China are not even in the southern hemisphere!

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    11. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by argent · · Score: 1

      Backslider!

    12. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Chile

    13. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by dissy · · Score: 1

      Despite the fact that the USA, Russia and China are not even in the southern hemisphere!

      True, all of the "mother lands" listed there are in the northern hemisphere. At least as far as the USA is concerned, there is no actual claim to any part of Antarctica. Any statements of claim made after 1960 are moot and ignored (by treaty) and anything before that would need to go hand in hand with a presence down there. While we do have some scientists at some stations (or at least one station), I don't really know who owns them. I would guess not the USA however.

      The antarctic is divided up in pie slices out from the pole. Each slice called a territory, and most of the major countries making claim to their slice are in the southern hemisphere and do have activity down by the ice (Even if only fishing.)

      Warning: 1124x1400 400kb jpg
      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Antarctica.jpg

      As you can see from the map, the Australian claim is one of the largest.
      You will also notice that neither the USA nor Russia have any claim what so ever under the most recent treaty, which is probably why the USA does not recognize anyone else having claim either (Yes, I am assuming arrogance and stupidity, at least where the USA is concerned. I live here and have to deal with them, so I'm allowed ;P )

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Antarctic_territorial_claims

      Lots more information, and all the nitty gritty details.

      But one interpretation (a legal one) is that the US did not, and now is too late to, make any claim to the land.
      Another interpretation (a bitter one) is that claims to land only matter if you have the gun power and will to back up your claims. For the USA, we do have the former. The latter however, well, let me put it this way. There is science to be had, but no oil to be found. Extrapolate each items importance to the country from there ;)

      I can't guess for China or Russia.

    14. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by Parasome · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Poland!

    15. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk may be cheap, but you guys sure come to heel quickly, when we use it.

    16. Re:Australian Antarctic Territory ? by argent · · Score: 1

      So what's wrong with those drongos in Argentina?

  12. Wow, that sounds like paradise. Wait.. by xant · · Score: 4, Funny

    > The new site would be superior to the best existing observatories on high mountain tops

    Except for the fact that it's in fucking Antarctica? I think the researchers currently in Hawaii would be pretty annoyed to have to move. :-)

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  13. It has at least one thing going for it... by Zantac69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the danger of fire is very low - take note, Mount Wilson Observatory!

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    1. Re:It has at least one thing going for it... by raddan · · Score: 1

      You make fun, but I have a friend who actually was a firefighter in Antarctica, at McMurdo. It's not an easy job, especially when you consider that all of your normal methods for putting a fire out won't work there. We humans have the darndest ability to make fire wherever we go. This particular fellow is now a firefighter in Iraq. Apparently Antarctica was too easy for him.

      The guy who works in the office next to my brother figures out how to put fires out in zero-g. Fortunately (although not so fortunate for the three people who died) NASA had an early experience with fire that made them realize they would need to address the problem before anyone went into space.

    2. Re:It has at least one thing going for it... by Shag · · Score: 1

      Well, that would explain why the Australians are so interested.

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  14. It's right next to the place where... by LitelySalted · · Score: 1

    The sun don't shine.

  15. Sign me up! by pen · · Score: 1

    Calmest place on Earth? Wow! Sounds like the perfect vacation spot for me to get away from the stressful city life!

  16. What about the Katabatic winds? by d474 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder why the Katabatic winds don't blow there. I thought the entire continent was pretty much consumed by these winds. Learn something new everyday.

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    1. Re:What about the Katabatic winds? by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Probably because this ridge is at or near the top of the antarctic dome, it isn't subject to katabatic winds.

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    2. Re:What about the Katabatic winds? by Shatrat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Katabatic winds are caused by cooling air moving downhill, so it seems to me that they would be the greatest around the shoreline and non-existent at the center.

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    3. Re:What about the Katabatic winds? by mbone · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would guess that it's at one of the high locations where the Katabatic winds start from. They're like avalanches, they aren't bad at the top, just at the bottom.

    4. Re:What about the Katabatic winds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Lovecraft had it right all along. I *knew* it. Don't go! Don't go!

    5. Re:What about the Katabatic winds? by CraigParticle · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. It turns out that Ridge A is almost exactly the point where the katabatic winds originate.

  17. As good as ex-Earth? Or merely cheaper? by drwho · · Score: 1

    I wonder about the utility of this telescope. It is claimed that the images obtained will be 'almost as good as' those from Hubble. Perhaps during most of the year, but during Antarctic summer, the sun shines the whole day, so the telescope will be useless a great portion of the time. Or, maybe it's not simply an optical telescope? In either case, the cost of building and maintaining such an observatory are high. If it is to be manned, higher still. If it is build on the ice pack, it had better generate very little heat, or it will sink just like so many Antarctic bases.

    How, I realize that it is difficult to get time on the really good telescopes around the world, and in space. So, perhaps this 'less than Hubble' is still practical. I just wish we had the money to build more space telescopes. particularly deep space ones, away from the solar wind.

    1. Re:As good as ex-Earth? Or merely cheaper? by whitehatnetizen · · Score: 1

      you do realise of course, that unlike the north pole, the south is actually made up of land covered in ice and not just a pile of floating water?

    2. Re:As good as ex-Earth? Or merely cheaper? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Also you realize every spot on earth has an average of 12 hours of sunlight a year. Just distributed differently depending on your latitude.

      So you may get 3 months where it is to sunny to do real work. (time to write you papers) but you also get 3 months of 24 hours of operation during the winter. Between that you can ramp up and down. Yea it is bit crazy for HR but still you get the same amount of functionally as any other earth telescope.

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    3. Re:As good as ex-Earth? Or merely cheaper? by careysub · · Score: 1

      There is a perpetual shortage of good viewing time on high resolution instruments, so the more we can add at reasonable cost the better. Space observatories are extremely expensive, so any close runner-up on Earth will be an excellent deal.

      This looks like an excellent site for one or more automated observatories - think of it as a cheap Hubble on Earth. Servicing will be available when needed (repairs and upgrades) for negligible cost (compared to the cost of shuttle launch ), and building the observatory to Antarctic specs is far cheaper than space specs.

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    4. Re:As good as ex-Earth? Or merely cheaper? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

      The transparency of the Antarctic atmosphere allows stars to be observed, even when the Sun is at an elevation angle of 38` which is the highest possible elevation of the Sun and can only be reached at midday in December.

    5. Re:As good as ex-Earth? Or merely cheaper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every spot on earth has an average of 12 hours of sunlight a year.

      Here on the coast of Oregon we don't get quite that much.

  18. perfect site for next dan brown novel by IAmKidding · · Score: 1

    Robert Langdon: [reading off papyrus scroll] The holy observatory 'neath RIDGE waits. The blade and chalice guarding o'er her gates. Adorned in masters' loving art, she lies. She rests at last beneath the SHARPER & CALMER & COLDER starry skys.

    source - IM'dB

  19. One drawback by cunniff · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It can only see half the sky due to being very close to the South Pole. Near-equatorial telescopes can see 80% or more of the sky over the course of the year. A polar telescope would be useful for statistical surveys, etc. but would miss, on average, 50% of observations unique to one point in the sky.

    1. Re:One drawback by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

      The sky coverage is a compromise, but a good one, since it includes the very interesting southern Milky Way. They should be able to do some amazing science with this thing!

      How much of the year can they use this thing? Midnight sun and all that? The South Pole is astronomically dark for 6 weeks, then it's twilight or daylight the entire rest of the year.

      ...laura

    2. Re:One drawback by georgenh16 · · Score: 1

      Second drawback: really cold.

      But the flip side of your first drawback is that during the winter it can make continuous observations 24-7 whereas an equatorial telescope might miss something during the day.
      Granted not a lot of astronomical phenomena happen on such short timescales, but this would be a good spot to focus on those things.

    3. Re:One drawback by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Granted not a lot of astronomical phenomena happen on such short timescales...

      The advantage of 24-7 observing time is the ability to do long period integration.

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    4. Re:One drawback by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > It can only see half the sky due to being very close to the South Pole.

      For deep sky work that doesn't matter. The universe is the same in every direction when you look out far enough.

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    5. Re:One drawback by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      >> The universe is the same in every direction when you look out far enough.

      Yeah, except that from the SP, there's about 50% of the universe that you have to go through 10000 miles of hot grit^H^H^H^H magma, iron, and nickel to see...

  20. ice hotel by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    How long before someone does something like this; http://www.icehotel-canada.com?

  21. Coordinates, please by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    So ... where is it?

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    1. Re:Coordinates, please by mbone · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's 89 km from Plato - a Chinese-Australian robotic observatory at "Dome A".

      That's at 80 deg 22' S 77 deg 21' E and 4093 meters above sea level.

      I have to wonder if it's that much better than PLATO that there is a need for 2 observatories 89 km apart.

    2. Re:Coordinates, please by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Latitude 76DEG 15', Longitude 113DEG 10' E :)

    3. Re:Coordinates, please by mbone · · Score: 1

      Sorry - it's 144 km from Plato. Blasted English units.

    4. Re:Coordinates, please by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Maybe to set up something like the VLA?

    5. Re:Coordinates, please by CraigParticle · · Score: 1

      Ridge A is around 81.5 degrees South latitude and 73.5 degrees East longitude.

      But the top of the Antarctic Plateau is extremely flat. From the 4093-meter "summit" at Dome A, where PLATO is currently operating (note: 233 days unattended in 2009 and still counting), you only lose about 40 meters of elevation going to the Ridge A site at around 4050 meters -- 90 miles or 150 km away. That's only a bit over one hundred feet or so in elevation loss over that distance!

      The excellent conditions would extend for many many miles in each direction, so it's not like you have to hit it spot-on.

    6. Re:Coordinates, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I searched for "dome a antarctica" on Google Maps. Two of the results found:

      A. Dome C
      C. Doma A

  22. But *why* this unnatural, eldritch calm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once they get to ridge A, they'll find the city of the Elder Things. It's calm because even the *weather* is afraid to go there . . . Tekeli-li!

    1. Re:But *why* this unnatural, eldritch calm? by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's perfectly calm, as long as you ignore the triangular striated prints in the snow. And the disappearing sled dogs.

  23. Yea but.... by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sounds ideal....but how are you gonna keep the telescope lenses from frosting up?

  24. Re:Wow, that sounds like paradise. Wait.. by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    Though I'm assuming it's nothing like Antartica, it looks like it still might get a little nippy at some of those observatories in Hawaii.

    http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=19.825294,-155.472518&spn=0.005834,0.007521&t=h&z=17

    Of course, I'm living in Minnesota now, so it's still probably shorts and t-shirts weather.

  25. Ozone free clarity by gsgriffin · · Score: 1

    See! We'd have much better pictures of stars all over the planet if we just got rid of the ozone like is happening over Antarctica.

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  26. long/lat? view in Google Earth, route to A. by shrimppoboy · · Score: 1

    I was curious to try and see Ridge A in Google Earth. GE didn't seem to know it. The images of Antarctica are for the most part really low rez. But, there are some interesting anomalies in GE. Firstly, there is a big white "frying pan" over the south pole, secondly, if I go to 90,90 (north pole) GE seems to have floating point problems. -90,90 seems to work. I get a kaleidoscope of blue vectors when I scroll in or out. Thirdly, if I try to go "to here", (Antarctica) from Cupertino, CA it says "We could not understand your search." Bummer.

  27. This would be a great place to relax! by LeinadSpoon · · Score: 1

    Let's build a big science lab there and fill it with people!

  28. Note to USA, Russia and China. by microbox · · Score: 0

    Note to USA, Russia and China. Leave us the @#% alone. I heard antipsychotic medication can help with both megalomania and delusions of grandeur.

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    1. Re:Note to USA, Russia and China. by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 2, Informative

      To be fair, the reasons for not recognizing the territory are ostensibly noble; they theoretically believe that the continent should be treated as a shared resource with limited exploitation (primarily for scientific purposes). Granted, both Russia and the US "reserve the right" to make territorial claims in the future, but to do so they'd have to withdraw from the Antarctic Treaty (which explicitly forbids new territorial claims, and explicitly fails to either recognize or dispute pre-existing claims). I can't find any evidence that China has made similar statements (they are also a signatory on the treaty, and therefore can't make claims), but I'm sure if the treaty were broken they would try and get in on the action.

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    2. Re:Note to USA, Russia and China. by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Note to USA, Russia and China. Leave us the @#% alone. I heard antipsychotic medication can help with both megalomania and delusions of grandeur.

      Note to Britain, Chile and Argentina: Your territorial claims in Antarctica overlap, since you aren't recognizing each other's claims. Maybe you should figure this out amongst yourselves before you insult others who choose not to recognize either of you guys claims?

      Hint: When several retarded children all claim that some toy is theirs, it is generally good parenting not to recognize either of those claims.

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    3. Re:Note to USA, Russia and China. by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me remind you how colonialism works. You get to keep whatever you claim and which nobody else can force you to relinquish. All pretence of civilization and legality when it comes to claims of "sovereignty" in cases like this are just that: pretences.

      The emptiness of any "legal" claims to sovereignty over Antarctica can readily be seen by the fact that most countries ignore territorial claims and those that do have conflicting claims, yet it makes no difference. Nobody is going to insist on pressing their claims (or forcing others to relinquish their claims) because it's not worth getting into even a diplomatic spat over a "legal" absurdity.

      The place where extending territorial claims is going to get nasty is on the other side of the globe -- in the Arctic. Between climate change and energy resources, we might see a shooting war there some time in the next generation.

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  29. Re:Wow, that sounds like paradise. Wait.. by afidel · · Score: 1

    Nighttime lows only get down to -4C (25F) so yeah basically t-shirt weather to a midwesterner.

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  30. Re:Calmest place on earth = Calmest resort on eart by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

    Calmest place on earth

    Yeah, lets all go there and make a huge PAARTY!

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  31. Even better... by JAK · · Score: 1

    ... no pesky ozone layer to hinder the telescope!!

    'Because the sky there is so much darker and drier, it means that a modestly-sized telescope would be as powerful as the largest telescopes anywhere else on earth.'

  32. can't see me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good luck seeing the north star.

  33. Meh- by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

    No Seven Eleven. No Mickey D's. Sounds like a sucky place to work.

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    1. Re:Meh- by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > No Seven Eleven. No Mickey D's.

      Now those are two real pluses for the location.

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  34. Dandelions! by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

    I thought the calmest place on earth was in the Dandelion Patch. Time for a break!

  35. Hairy Ball Theorem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool. The Hairy Ball Theorem in mathematics predicts that such a place exists.

  36. Re:Calmest place on earth = Calmest resort on eart by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    BYOTT

    Bring Your Own Tauntaun.

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  37. Home on Ridge A by pavon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, give me a home where the penguins roam
    And the frigid astronomers play
    Where seldom is heard a single word
    And the skies are not cloudy all day

    How often at night when the heavens are bright
    With the light from the glittering stars
    Have I stood there amazed and asked as I gazed
    If their glory exceeds that of ours

    Home, home on Ridge A
    And the frigid astronomers play
    Where seldom is heard a single word
    And the skies are not cloudy all day

    Where the air is so pure, the zephyrs so free
    The breezes so calm and light
    That I would not exchange my home on Ridge A
    For all of the cities so bright

    1. Re:Home on Ridge A by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      You're awesome and shall ever be considered a friend of Gospelhead for this lyrical delight.

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    2. Re:Home on Ridge A by chebucto · · Score: 1

      *clap clap*

      I'm loath to do it, but could I suggest changing "And the frigid astronomers play" in the 3rd stanza to "Where the frigid astronomers play"?

      Again, bravo

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    3. Re:Home on Ridge A by Parasome · · Score: 1

      +1 Lyrical
      This really produced a nice impression of the lone icy astronomer from "Ridge A" singing his song in my imagination ;-)

  38. and the second calmest place on earth by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    my bedroom =(

  39. 3x as sharp, 1/2 as much to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't anyone consider the massive drawback of putting a telescope near the south pole? If anything interesting ever happens in the northern sky, you're SOL.

  40. Only Southern Sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately the Northern Sky isn't covered by
    that view from the Antarctic.

  41. No staff: remote control. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > Yea it is bit crazy for HR...

    There is already one remote-controlled telescope in Antarctica. No need for permanent staff. Astronomy has not been done by looking through eyepieces for quite a while.

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  42. No wind or weather? by thewils · · Score: 1

    How can a place have no weather? Every single place on the surface planet has weather of some description all the time.

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    1. Re:No wind or weather? by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 1

      California doesn't have weather. It has climate.

  43. Heat plume from equipment? by edremy · · Score: 1
    One thing I don't get- you need a fair amount of power for the systems during the winter. You run gas (?) powered generators to do this- this generates tons of waste heat. My guess is that even in Antarctica piping this volume of heat into the ice will eventually cause problems, and if you vent it to the air you're going to mess up the observing.

    I assume there's a plan for this- anyone know?

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    1. Re:Heat plume from equipment? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Using a small nuclear reactor distanced with a really long extension cord should solve any emissions problems and keep the heat away from the telescope. Seriously.

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  44. Re:Wow, that sounds like paradise. Wait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Newsflash, plenty of telescopes already reside in Antarctica, some within walking distance of the South Pole (They had one installed). A small colony of scientists spend winters there (not permanently). The idea of sticking a research station with nuclear batteries in there is not out of the question. Certainly not if they make it automated.

  45. no wind or weather there at all by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Funny

    No weather at all? Wonder what those people will talk about:

    - God it's so nothing out there!
    - You tell me, I've been out there the whole morning! I can't stand this nothingness anymore...
    - Hey, have you seen the snow today? It's kind of yellower today isn't it?

  46. Money and priorities by nickdwaters · · Score: 1

    Is the Vatican funding this? Considering all the terrible news that I get bombarded with, including university closures, tuition costs, and incredibly poorly paid teachers... that funding is available for yet another fancy telescope just kind of makes me wonder.

  47. Former Calmest Place by Livius · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...because now that it's set a record, it will be full of tourists.

  48. Re:Wow, that sounds like paradise. Wait.. by navyjeff · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they would have the same trouble dealing with the altitude in Antarctica. At the Keck observatory, researchers have to travel to the top of the mountain every day they do research. I heard nobody is allowed to live up there for environmental reasons. A daily 4000 meter ascent will make you delirious. My advisor said they had to spell out exactly what to do each day in their notebooks just to make sure they don't forget what they're doing while on the mountain.

  49. Land of the midnight sun? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    Aren't the poles the Land of the Midnight Sun. That means that during the antarctic 'summer', they can't do (any?) observations for a period of consecutive days, and have very short nights during a fairly long period surrounding the summer solstice? I mean, I suppose the upshot of that is there is also a period of continuous days of darkness at the winter solstice, and very long nights for a fairly long period surrounding it.

    Perhaps the air down there is so pure that, as long as the telescope isn't aimed too near the Sun, they can still make observations despite the Sun?

  50. Re:Calmest place on earth = Calmest resort on eart by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

    you could sell plots to people with the pitch: "Best view of the North Star Ever!" I am sure it would be a filled up sub-divison in no time!

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  51. Want to see what it is to live there ? by jalet · · Score: 1

    For people who want to see what it is to live there, we've recorded a conference then visioconference with an international team of astronomers living several months a year at Concordia Base on Dome C (not Ridge A, but probably similar). It's at http://stream.unice.fr/concordia.html. Audio is in French but there are lots of pictures and video of the outside. Shameless plug : The recording was done with the help of the Boxtream project.

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  52. Water vapor is not a serious problem by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Water vapor can easily be 99.99+% removed from any fixed source(electrical gen, living quarters), to be condensed and frozen/used elsewhere. Only adds cost and some energy use.

  53. Yet another Australian advertisement on Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about some balance?

    - The cost of doing almost anything, anywhere in Antarctica is not far short of a space mission.

    - It's "daytime" for at least half the year.

    - You can see barely half the sky - probably less.

    - Did anybody mention that it's Antarctica yet?

    All things considered, Hawaii and Chile are far superior in most respects which matter.

  54. Not news to the Chinese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/02/06/1827220&tid=2248

    May I suggest the Chinese had figured out the substance of this story some one year ago.

  55. Re:Wow, that sounds like paradise. Wait.. by xant · · Score: 1

    Surely there are roads? How did they get the materials up there to build it in the first place?

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  56. Is that Statute or Nautical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...metric miles?

  57. Re:Yet another Australian advertisement on Slashdo by CraigParticle · · Score: 1

    How about some balance?

    - The cost of doing almost anything, anywhere in Antarctica is not far short of a space mission.

    Nonsense. Sure, it's more expensive than putting a telescope on Kitt Peak, Mauna Kea, or Chile. But you're still orders of magnitude away from a space mission. A half-meter telescope on a "small explorer" (SMEX) NASA mission is over 105 million dollars, and that doesn't include the launch costs. Getting that 250 kg into space costs on the order of $20,000 USD per kg, still a fairly conservative estimate.

    Based on the overland traverses that the Italians and French undertake to Dome C per year, getting to a site like Ridge A would be more like $10/kg (naturally assuming that you're making good use of the traverse and taking lots of stuff up there in one go).

    So the costs aren't even in the same ball park.

    - It's "daytime" for at least half the year.

    And infrared and submillimeter astronomers can observe during the day. Incidentally, most of the big outstanding questions about the assembly of galaxies and star formation will be solved at these wavelengths -- which is where the Antarctic atmosphere is most advantageous.

    - You can see barely half the sky - probably less.

    You get the Southern sky only, true. But most of the Milky Way is in the South, and you can observe it without interruption -- 24/7. Time domain astronomy is something we've only scratched the surface of -- and there are major new projects devoted to it such as LSST. Antarctica could play a significant role here.

    All things considered, Hawaii and Chile are far superior in most respects which matter.

    As long as you ignore the poorer image quality, unstable atmosphere with large diurnal variations, comparatively soggy atmospheric water content, 100x higher infrared background -- yeah, Chile and Hawaii are far better. :)

  58. Re:Wow, that sounds like paradise. Wait.. by navyjeff · · Score: 1

    Yes there are roads and they do drive up the mountain. They are not allowed to stray from the road. But it's the change in altitude that affects you physiologically. At breakfast you're fine, but before lunchtime your brain is oxygen-deprived and you're feeling not all there.

  59. Re:Yet another Australian advertisement on Slashdo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A half-meter telescope? Gimme a fucking break. That's uselessly small even in IR astro terms. Go install a real telescope (5m class and up) and all the necessarily extensive support facilities then tell us how much it cost. Better yet, something like the VLT. Still cheaper than a space mission?

    As for the rest, that too is covered by the Law of Diminishing Returns. For the small (and debatable) additional benefits achieved by constructing a useful observatory in Antarctica and supporting it, the cost and effort involved becomes truly STAGGERING.

  60. It all depends... by JumpSocial · · Score: 1

    ...what you're looking at

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  61. Re:Calmest place on earth = Calmest resort on eart by niktemadur · · Score: 1

    Yeah, lets all go there and make a huge PAARTY!

    You're joking, but it helps lead me to a serious point, so thanks.
    Every remote area I've ever visited, there's always been at least one beer can or water bottle littering the ground, I make it a point to pick it up and bring it back with me for proper disposal, a ritual of mine, leaving a place in a better state than how I found it.

    Once, some friends and I were camping in a very remote beach, when suddenly a car caravan of families arrived, setting up camp with a LOUD diesel generator, and the male thirtysomethings proceeded to drink brandy and coke while blasting horrifying pop music with the volume set to 11, even placing a television on a table in the sand, as the wives and children did their thing. As we morbidly witnessed the spectacle while discussing a move to another beach, within a couple of hours the incredible happened, the drunken intruders got into a nasty argument that almost came to blows, then proceeded to hastily pack up and leave, leaving behind of course, empty potato chip bags and the like, which we picked up.

    With a profound sense of disbelief and relief, we reckoned this is what happens when instead of leaving the city behind, one drags along as much of it as possible.
    The "emptiness" of remote nature may be like a psychic mirror, the state of mind you bring is the one that stares back, and in the aforementioned instance, whatever glimpses they got weren't pretty, and surely they didn't even notice what the fuck hit them.
    Put in a less mystical way, instead of tranquil nature benefiting them, they were unable to see beyond their own chaotic, irritable whirlwind, amplified by a lack of "conveniences" and that pesky sand getting everywhere. Why chaotic? Because they were trying to control too much of their immediate environment, case in point - that damned television in the sand, a potent symbol and symptom if there ever was one.

    Whatever the case, having ejected themselves like a wooden splinter, these people should think inwards and learn something these experiences, difficult at best, so failing that, stick to Disneyland, Las Vegas and the like. Want nature? Go to a zoo.

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  62. Re:Wow, that sounds like paradise. Wait.. by Atario · · Score: 1

    Not to mention, there's about half the sky you're never going to see.

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  63. aurora borealis? aka, aurora australis by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (southern lights)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_(astronomy)

    wouldn't these auroras make skygazing in antarctica like trying to stargaze in the middle of new york city? (light pollution)

    i know they don't go all the time, but at that far south, wouldn't you get them pretty frequently?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_(astronomy)#Frequency_of_occurrence

    The aurora is a common occurrence in the Poles. It is occasionally seen in temperate latitudes, when a strong magnetic storm temporarily expands the auroral oval. Large magnetic storms are most common during the peak of the eleven-year sunspot cycle or during the three years after that peak.[citation needed] However, within the auroral zone the likelihood of an aurora occurring depends mostly on the slant of IMF lines (the slant is known as Bz), being greater with southward slants.
    Geomagnetic storms that ignite auroras actually happen more often during the months around the equinoxes. It is not well understood why geomagnetic storms are tied to Earth's seasons while polar activity is not. But it is known that during spring and autumn, the interplanetary magnetic field and that of Earth link up. At the magnetopause, Earth's magnetic field points north. When Bz becomes large and negative (i.e., the IMF tilts south), it can partially cancel Earth's magnetic field at the point of contact. South-pointing Bz's open a door through which energy from the solar wind can reach Earth's inner magnetosphere.

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  64. Re:Yet another Australian advertisement on Slashdo by CraigParticle · · Score: 1

    I think you miss the point. Even a small 0.5-meter telescope in space is a SMEX-class NASA mission and costs well over 100 million bucks. If you can do some of the same science with a *comparably small* ground-based telescope, you win. By a lot.

    Similarly, your 5-meter (or larger) telescope on the ground would be competing with SOFIA and Herschel and JWST for many applications. Those are all billion dollar class projects.

    If you really want to compare a 10-meter telescope on the ground to a half-meter telescope in space, feel free... the costs start to get pretty similar. But the comparison in terms of scientific capability is not usually valid.

    And by *usually*, I mean that there are some capabilities that can only be done in space. Ground facilities will never compete in those genres. But when you *can* do something from the ground, by all means you should do so.

    BTW, these folks would be bemused by your comment that a half-meter telescope would be "uselessly small".