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First Hot-Ice Computer Created

KentuckyFC writes "Sodium acetate is the stuff inside chemical handwarmers that emits heat when it crystalizes after you press that little metal widget. That's why it is known as hot ice. Now a computer scientist in the UK has created a computer made entirely out of hot ice. The device processes information by exploiting the movement and interaction of wavefronts of crystallisation as they move through the material. The data input is in the form of metal wires that trigger crystal nucleation. The output works by reading off the direction of the moving wavefronts and the edges of the resulting crystals. The researcher has created AND and OR gates and solved a few problems such as finding the shortest path through mazes. There are even a few videos of the computer in action. The resulting computer is far from perfect, however. The data readout sometimes gives no solution and at other times gives circular results, the hot ice equivalent of a BSOD."

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  1. Yes but.... by binaryseraph · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will it help my aching hands from using the keyboard all day?

  2. So the computer is... by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Funny

    Vaporware?

    Full of hot air?

    Heating things up?

    Hot stuff?

    (I'm just throwing all the obvious puns, I'm done.

    1. Re:So the computer is... by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      You took all the puns? Man, that's just ice cold.

    2. Re:So the computer is... by louisadkins · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm disappointed. I was expecting to see Burma-Shave.

  3. Pretty cool, but... by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...does it run Linux?

    1. Re:Pretty cool, but... by jebrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if you're using IceWM

  4. Well there's your problem. by FlickieStrife · · Score: 3, Funny

    So THAT's the problem with global warming...

  5. Obligatory by Kratisto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these things!

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  6. No solution... by jemenake · · Score: 3, Funny

    The resulting computer is far from perfect, however. The data readout sometimes gives no solution...

    By "no solution", you mean that the readout is completely crystallized? Ba-dump-bump!

    1. Re:No solution... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 2, Funny

      By "no solution", you mean that the readout is completely crystallized? Ba-dump-bump!

      Stop being an acetate. Ba-dump-bump!

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    2. Re:No solution... by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're just trying to precipitate a fight.

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    3. Re:No solution... by iamhigh · · Score: 2, Funny

      By "no solution", you mean that the readout is completely crystallized? Ba-dump-bump!

      Stop being an acetate. Ba-dump-bump!

      Pathetic... It's really a basic solution.

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    4. Re:No solution... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're just trying to precipitate a fight.

      Well you're being a catalyst!

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  7. Re:I got my computer 9 years ago. by reverseengineer · · Score: 3, Funny

    It stands for Burning Snow Of Death. An unfortunate consequence of using a hot-ice computer.

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  8. Re:New information processing methods by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's ice, Jim, but not as we know it.

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  9. quite brave of them by v1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    to host 25 and 50mb movies on an "ac.uk" server that's about to get turned into paste...

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  10. Re:New information processing methods by CarpetShark · · Score: 4, Funny

    And your qualificatione for shaking your head are what?

    Uhh... having a head, and being able to shake it?

  11. Imagine how hot by DigitalReverend · · Score: 3, Funny

    a beowulf cluster of these would be. I bet you could cook hot grits on it.

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