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Thieves Clear Out NJ Apple Store In 31 Seconds
theodp writes "An amazing surveillance tape of a burglary in progress at a New Jersey Apple Store shows five perps in masks smashing the plate-glass doors at 2:05 a.m., signaling to the security guard that they had a gun, and clearing off the display tables with the efficiency of a Indy 500 pit crew. The take: 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones and 9 iPod touches in 31 seconds flat. Estimated value, based on average selling price: $46,345. No word yet on whether Microsoft's Laptop Hunters have alibis."
$3000 in 31 seconds is $351,000 an hour. But you do have to deal with the ass rapings. You know, from using the Macs.
Owning apple products turns you into stupid.
+1 ABSOLUTE FACT
Anything can be found funny, from a certain point of view.
Maybe they stole if for their gang's use.
That FBI Trojan won't work on a Macintosh, it is designed for Windows. Need Macs to be impossible to wiretap and hack into, and store the gang's data on it and their plans.
Plus Gangstas got to listen to music as well, need iPods for that.
Why would any self respecting gang member pay for a computer when they could steal and entire computer lab full of Macs in 31 seconds?
Apple can make a new commercial based on it called "Gone in 31 seconds" and note that criminals are not even bothering to steal Windows based PCs.
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The Apple-Gay jokes are always a hit.
Listen, I don't have anything against Apple, it's just so much fun when the fanboyo heads explode when it's mentioned.
And I certainly don't have anything against gays. I mean, what heterosexual man doesn't suck a dick now and then, right? ...right?
You are welcome on my lawn.