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Thieves Clear Out NJ Apple Store In 31 Seconds

theodp writes "An amazing surveillance tape of a burglary in progress at a New Jersey Apple Store shows five perps in masks smashing the plate-glass doors at 2:05 a.m., signaling to the security guard that they had a gun, and clearing off the display tables with the efficiency of a Indy 500 pit crew. The take: 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones and 9 iPod touches in 31 seconds flat. Estimated value, based on average selling price: $46,345. No word yet on whether Microsoft's Laptop Hunters have alibis."

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  1. On the bright side... by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...Apple has received a million dollars worth of free publicity for the low cost of their insurance deductible.

    1. Re:On the bright side... by Gerzel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Low cost?

      Low cost per month but how many months?

      Insurance costs are always looked on as low giving the short term cost but never the accumulated costs.

    2. Re:On the bright side... by Psyborgue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interestingly enough, the maglock connections probably made them a lot easier to steal without damage.

    3. Re:On the bright side... by Psyborgue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The insertion force of a power adapter, magsafe or no, is not much compared to that of an ethernet jack, which they forcibly yanked out of place for each portable.

      Why would the Apple store use ethernet when each mac has built in wireless? I've visited quite a few apple stores and I can't recall Ethernet cables sticking out of the sides of their laptops. It would be unsightly and Apple is very concerned about appearances. Heck. If they were going to use ethernet they might as well have plugged in a Kingston lock (on the right side close to the ethernet on my MBP).

      The damage from the power connector comes when the portable falls to the ground, and impacts on the jack, forcing the DC input to come apart from the DC-in circuitry of the power stage. When you are pulling, the likelyhood of damage is minimal, since this is not really different from removing the power adapter the normal way, that is, pulling on the cord end.

      Sure. If you pull the cables straight out, regardless of connector, there is little likelihood of damage. But if you pull at an angle, I can see the power connector on either the adapter or the laptop getting bent out of shape. You might not like Apple as a brand, but due to the number of times a relative, friend, or pet has yanked my power cord out of my MBP in all sorts of directions I am very thankful for the maglock feature. My previous laptop (a dell running linux) died and early death because of a bent power connector on the motherboard due to that sort of thing.

    4. Re:On the bright side... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would the Apple store use ethernet when each mac has built in wireless?

      Interference. Put two laptops within a couple meters of each other and you'll notice it. I can't imagine how bad it would get with 3 or 4...Also, bandwidth.

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    5. Re:On the bright side... by Posting=!Working · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A physical description of some guy selling a laptop out of the trunk of a car off Route 22 isn't going to help much, and if they're pros there's no way they're selling these themselves.

      What you're describing is how the really stupid thieves get caught. The ones who have any kind of brains would fence them.

      People who buy brand new laptops out of car trunks generally know that calling the manufacturer is the same as admitting you bought stolen goods and asking if they could please send an officer around to take away the new laptop they just bought.

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  2. Amazing? by sleeponthemic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know whether my idea of criminality standards are just a bit higher, but when I watched that video I wasn't the slightest bit "amazed" by it. What's so amazing about filling your arms / pockets full of merchandise and getting the fok out of there? I'd like to think that all of us are smart enough to "mastermind" a crime such as that.

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    1. Re:Amazing? by clarkn0va · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like to think that most of us are smart enough to not commit such a crime as that.

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    2. Re:Amazing? by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. And the way they were slapping them closed and handling them, I'd be surprised if a few screens and drives didn't work well after this. It'll make it hard to fence them.

      Because people who buy stolen property from the back of a van are known for thoroughly testing it first?

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    3. Re:Amazing? by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who says bad guys use the back of a stolen van?

      In these days... I expect... One word: eBay.

    4. Re:Amazing? by iron-kurton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even though we are so much smarter than these neanderthal criminal guys, we still have to look up the definition of money laundering in a dictionary.

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    5. Re:Amazing? by White+Shade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you make that in a month, but for someone making minimum wage, 5k is half a years worth of after-tax pay. Heck, even after a healthy raise, 5k is almost 3 months after-tax wages for me too...

      $5k is an awful lot of money when you're earning less than $8 an hour. I don't ever want to risk going to jail, but I can completely understand why the equation might go the other way for someone. Especially in a situation like this where unless another security camera caught an image of their getaway car, or somehow someone catches them fencing the merchandise, the risk level is pretty darn low overall.

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    6. Re:Amazing? by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There was a sudden global drop in IQ, and millions of geeks cried out in terror!

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    7. Re:Amazing? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do not meddle in the affairs of ebay wizards...for they are powerful and quick to anger.

      Besides, there's plenty of people on this planet willing to pay good money for a little sweet talk.

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    8. Re:Amazing? by mqduck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      intelligence != morality

      I'll probably get modded down as a troll or something for this, but...

      morality != respecting property laws (necessarily)

      Most people would disagree, but a respectable argument could be made that stealing from a wealthy corporation is morally neutral.

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    9. Re:Amazing? by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just think how much the Catholic church is raking in for basically the same thing...

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  3. That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by EWAdams · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Using a gun in the commission of a felony usually gets you extra jail time... and these guys did this for $46,000 worth of gear, which probably has a value of about $3000 with a fence?

    If all I'm gonna get is $3000, I might as well... oh, I dunno, WORK for the money and not have the years in jail.

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    1. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by SashaMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mod parent up. If you're going to commit a felony that will result in significant jail time, at least rob a bank or a high end jewelery store. Instead they steal an easily tracked, serial-numbered product with a ridiculously low fence-to-retail value. Furthermore, their crime is newsworthy enough ("Look at those shiny macbooks disappear!") that they manage to get coverage on major websites and news outlets.

      Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks! They might even have scratched the case!!!"

    2. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks! They might even have scratched the case!!!"

      What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them? Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here...

    3. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I remember correctly, the weapons of mass destruction situation was different. That would be more like you telling me I have a gun in my pocket, me denying it, and you beating me up even though I don't have it.

    4. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Trouble is, it's fairly easy for even a public defender to get a jury to the reasonable doubt point on the matter.

      I wouldn't call that "trouble". That's the whole point of the system. The government SHOULD have to prove something beyond reasonable doubt before they are allowed to force someone into prison (where they are likely to be assaulted, raped, and possibly killed). I thank my lucky stars that I live in a place where, at least in theory, I can't have my life ruined simply because some cop with a grudge thinks I might have had a gun in my pocket.

    5. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      $3000 in 31 seconds is $351,000 an hour.

      No, your math is based on incorrect assumptions. That's like saying a custom-crafted software application earns the writer $50K/hr because you paid $25K for it and it took 30 minutes to install--- even though it took 2 months to write
      For a crime like this, you need to include the time spent planning, fencing, and then looking over your shoulder for the next 10 years (or sitting in jail 5 years if you're caught)... and also divide by the number of people doing it.

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    6. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bank? Banks don't have money. Why do people think banks still have money? Even the ATMs are usually filled from preloaded cartridges brought in armored cars. THe bank itself has maybe $20K in cash, plus one of those exploding dye packets, plus a "panic button" that sends the cops in immediately. Banks haven't been a good target since late 60's, when everything started to go electronic.

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    7. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by ajlisows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know this has more to do with kids and the lash back from the Columbine thing, but even toy guns have gotten people in trouble at some points in time. Here is one and and this one more extreme that ended up with a child getting shot by police. (I don't really know about these news sources, but I seem to remember stories like these and I didn't want to spend too much time looking.

      I think there are a good deal of cases like this. The second story is tragic but sadly, I can see where the police were coming from. If you tell someone to drop something you believe is a gun and they point it at you...well...you don't have much time to make a decision.

      My point is, the treat of a gun will probably be treated as a gun even if there was not one present.

    8. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by beingthebest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My Daddy was a cop. He always told us all, if you are going to steal, steal big, the penalty is about the same.

    9. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by Eil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mod parent up. If you're going to commit a felony that will result in significant jail time, at least rob a bank or a high end jewelery store.

      Banks are nearly impossible to rob and get away with (unless it's an inside job and then you can really only do it once).

      Jewelry doesn't have that high a black-market or second-hand value. I don't know this from experience, but just look at craigslist and ebay. All the engagement rings that sold for thousands of dollars retail get pawned second-hand for an order of magnitude less. Plus jewelry stores are harder to rob since almost all of them are in well-secured shopping malls these days.

      Second-hand Apple products on eBay, however, fetch almost what you'd pay retail for brand-new ones. Couple that with the incredibly weak physical security of most Apple stores and it's hard to think of a more tempting target.

    10. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Almost, It's more like us saying you have a gun in your pocket, you saying that you don't have a gun, the parts for a gun, letting you look in my trousers for the gun, or the parts for a gun, and then beating you up because you didn't let us grab your junk while looking for the gun.

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    11. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by drsquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A better analogy would be me selling you a gun, then accusing you of being armed and running you over in my tank.

      Then killing a hundred thousand people.

      And still not finding your gun.

    12. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod parent up. If you're going to commit a felony that will result in significant jail time, at least rob a bank or a high end jewelery store.

      I guess it depends where you are, but certainly in the UK most bank robberies don't net that kind of money. Largely because the cashiers only have a certain amount of cash immediately on hand - most of it's in a safe which you have to punch in a code and then wait some time before it will open.

      This is why you often have to give the bank some notice before you withdraw a large amount of cash.

      Most jewellers aren't much easier - and the value of most jewellery is actually pretty terrible. The main reason it costs so much from the jeweller is DeBeer's marketing.

      I don't think any sort of armed robbery is a particularly useful thing to do professionally. You either target places with very valuable things to steal - in which case security will be tight and in order to make a decent living at it you'll have to rob so much that you'll draw attention to yourself sooner rather than later - or you target places with less valuable things with lower security. In which case you'll never earn any real money of any sort.

    13. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by 4phun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My Daddy was a cop. He always told us all, if you are going to steal, steal big, the penalty is about the same.

      Good ole Bernie proved this to be true, didn't he. Has anyone ever scored more than he did? He scored big for what, few short years in jail before he dies? All those years living large probably filled him with enough memories to last several life times. Wouldn't those memories make Bernie's time a lot easier to do than the time given to urban ghetto punks like these.

    14. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by qubezz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup, my roommate wanted to cash a $25000 check, the bank had to order the money and call him when it came in. Money is much more profitable when it is imaginary numbers in computers earning interest than paper in vaults in bank branches.

  4. Stupid by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Committing an armed robbery with a firearm has sent people to prison for 75 years or more. That's not the average sentence, but the criminal justice system is like a slot machine. Not worth it for a 1/5 share of 20k or less..

  5. Unemployment in New Jersey 9.6% by NoYob · · Score: 5, Insightful
    With all those retired folks having lost much of their retirement in the stock market (wtf were retired or soon to be retired folks STILL in the market is beyond me), they have gone back to work: flipping burgers, retail, and other jobs that usually younger folks take - employers prefer older workers because they have a work ethic - usually.. Hence the reason why the unemployment rate among teenagers and early 20 somethings are well into the double digits.

    Add in their race, which looks like African American from the video, that adds quite a few more points on to their unemployment issues - for various reasons that I won't get into and which we all know.

    Now, I'm by no means condoning what they did: I'm just trying to promote some understanding. When folks get desperate, they do desperate things. Just getting a job, for many, is not an option - especially in one of the worst economies in decades.

    There are some doing to support substance abuse, which being an addict precludes employment. They need help.

    Now, there's the crowd that does this shit because "it's cool". They're just punks they should get their asses shot off.

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  6. Re:Well, the ads do say "Get a Mac", not "Buy..." by Petrushka · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Some thieves broke into my college's computer labs and stole all the four-year-old iMacs. They turned their noses up at the brand new Dell Precisions in the same lab...

    That sounds sane, actually. Macs lose their resale value very slowly -- around 15% per year, I'd guess; but I'd be surprised if even a brand spanking new Dell would fetch more than about 40% of its retail price, and completely unsurprised if it went for 300 or less.

    (Sane on the part of the thieves, that is, not on the part of the people buying the second-hand Macs.)

  7. Re:No bars behind the glass? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Probably for aesthetic reasons. Apple should have specced shatter proof glass. In fact, that's probably why the laptops were left unsecured in the store-- to tempt people into visiting during normal working hours.

  8. I was amazed by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mostly I was amazed that the window broke so thoroughly. I'd have thought that it would have some film on it or other treatment that would make it somewhat resistant to such an attack.

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  9. Re:Elementary, my dear Watson by agnosticnixie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it was a private Garda-type employee, chances are it's less "in on it" and more "fuck I'm not paid enough to risk my life for peanuts in the inventory"

  10. Re:Maybe Apple will be smart by sc7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another reason to avoid Apple's ecosystem. Sure, I hope these thieves do get caught, and it would be fine if that happened. But the fact that they could have the ability to do that because they control the whole product is quite disconcerting.

  11. Re:Too bad by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well... no, it sucks for the reseller. Or if the reseller is smart, then it sucks for the insurance company.

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  12. Re:No bars behind the glass? by michaelwv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, they are concerned. The stores are continual advertisements. Marketing would be horrified if they looked barricaded and unfriendly after hours.

  13. Re:Someone's head is going to roll...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your post is a great illustration of why Apple Stores beat the pants off most computer stores in terms of revenue per square foot. You're all worked up about so-called "loss prevention" that you've forgotten about getting people to actually buy the stuff. Apple Stores have been operating for how many years and this is the first one that's been hit like this? Meanwhile locking the product away after hours so nobody can see it would have cost Apple far more than a piddling $45,000 in profit over that time.

    The goal in retail is to make money, not to prevent theft. Theft prevention is simply one way to achieve that goal. Every security measure you take must be weighed against potential lost sales. Some of your advice would make little difference, like laminated glass, but pylons and locked-up merchandise are extremely unfriendly and are likely to backfire in terms of profitability.

  14. Re:Someone's head is going to roll...... by Eil · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The guard wasn't armed, either.

    That's a GOOD thing. It helps keep the guard alive in situations like this. A guard caught up in a robbery is FAR less likely to get shot when the attackers know that he's unarmed. Most thieves are not killers, even when hopped up on drugs or alcohol. You don't want to give the criminal any reason whatsoever to pull the trigger in a tense situation. The guard's life (even the lives of the thieves, despicable though they are) are more important than some merchandise. In a retail setting, the guard is basically a low-tech security system with a salary: he's only there to deter nonviolent opportunistic thieves, nothing more.

  15. Re:You're not kidding, check out CNN's take by jonbryce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And surely Apple is going to know what the serial numbers of the machines are?

  16. Re:You're not kidding, check out CNN's take by bemymonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're aware that there is security cam footage of this heist, right? Watch it.

  17. Re:You're not kidding, check out CNN's take by sonicmerlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You *still* haven't watched the full video, have you? *facepalm*

  18. Re:Someone's head is going to roll...... by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple Stores have been operating for how many years and this is the first one that's been hit like this?

    You think this is the first?

    Believe it or not, stores getting robbed isn't international news headlines. Even when it's Apple.

    And I love how you twist the expense of their products as being a good thing - of course they make a lot of revenue per square foot.

  19. Re:Someone's head is going to roll...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The expense of the machines certainly is a good thing for the company that makes them if they can actually sell them in quantity, which Apple clearly can.

    There's no "of course" about their revenue figures. Apple's store in midtown Manhattan is the highest grossing store on Fifth Avenue, and I can guarantee you that they are not even close to the most expensive store there. Apple's revenue per square foot is better than Tiffany's and Harry Winston.