Computers To Mark English Essays
digitig writes "According to The Guardian, computers are to be used in the UK to mark English examination essays. 'Pearson, the American-based parent company of Edexcel, is to use computers to "read" and assess essays for international English tests in a move that has fueled speculation that GCSEs and A-levels will be next. ... Pearson claims this will be more accurate than human marking.' Can computers now understand all the subtle nuances of language, or are people going to have to learn an especially bland form of English to pass exams?"
I seem to remember back in school my English teachers would grade as if they were a computer, failing to actually read into the meaning of things and simply complain about obscure grammar errors (which no one in the real world even knows about) and simple typos. From the sound of this, nothing is going to change.
That'll work great when the software can write a nasty response to your assertion that Herman Melville was a loud-mouthed pratt who only wrote those books because he liked to hear himself talk. Of course, given the quality of most student English essays, it would probably be fine if the software just verified that the student wasn't just plagiarizing from the wikipedia entry on the subject and then randomly assigned a passing grade.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. A computer would read this sentence and see nothing wrong. Any human can tell that it lacks any meaning at all. Just because the sentence has the proper subject/verb structure doesn't mean it is a good one.
In my opinion, you can't practically replace an old-fashioned human for such things, with the possible exception of strong AI.
A fool and his lamb are worth two in the bush.
eh hem...put on tin-foil conspiracy hat... Could this be the beginning of a real-world "Newspeak?" With everything else the UK has done in recent years, it is merely one more step toward 1984. For those unfamiliar with Orwellian Newspeak:
"The quality of life is determined by its activites."--Aristotle
Computers can't even grade source code. How are they supposed to understand English?
Or is my professor's grading script simply stupid when it comes to source code?
Let q be a radix > 1. I am in ur base-q, killing 10 d00ds.
All you have to do is detect how many lolcat/txting words are in their essay and mark accordingly. Anybody who can put two sentences together without using any is "advanced".
Allow me to pee on your fantasy world with actual knowledge.
Clive Thompson on the New Literacy
"I think we're in the midst of a literacy revolution the likes of which we haven't seen since Greek civilization," she says. For Lunsford, technology isn't killing our ability to write. It's reviving it--and pushing our literacy in bold new directions.
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The Stanford students were almost always less enthusiastic about their in-class writing because it had no audience but the professor: It didn't serve any purpose other than to get them a grade. As for those texting short-forms and smileys defiling serious academic writing? Another myth. When Lunsford examined the work of first-year students, she didn't find a single example of texting speak in an academic paper.
I had seen a student who knew very little about biology do her homework by scanning in her book for specific phrases mentioned in the questions and looking for some semblance of an answer once she's found the phrases. By the time she was done, she hasn't even read the chapter but her answers would probably get her a "C"
This is the way I always did it, and it got me A's. In fact I was taught to do this in a 6th grade "Study Skills" class. Ironically, it's a very good skill to have in the "real world" as it's a way of quickly obtaining the information you need. You could even draw a parallel between this and Googling something or any kind of computer "find" or "search".
The ability to skim for an answer is not a problem. It's one of the solutions that children employ to deal with a school system that puts more emphasis on grades rather than inspiring them to actually learn a subject. The "inspiration" to get good grades works for some (especially with parental support), but with "average" being a 'C' (often a very shallow understanding), it can be argued that it's not working for most.
As you said, "It took a college education and many years of reading to undo these "lessons" and really discover the joy of writing essays."
Skimming is a skill. Learning a system, and figuring out to survive in it is also a skill. The emphasis on that 'joy' is what's usually lacking. Get a student inspired and the rest usually takes care of itself.
What you just described is what started happening on wall street at least 20 years ago. Once an algorithm err.. VAR is part of measuring score.. err risk, the people involved settle into two camps: Since there is money to be made, the traders.. err students quickly learn the weaknesses of the algorithm and start to write essays that make a farce of the assumed Gaussian distribution. The Execs raking in options.. er.. I mean the test administrators and the Board Members er.. I mean trusted graders who are paid a fixed sum + part of the throughput quickly learn that their compensation er.. filthy lucre is all based on getting a check mark from the computer, since 'computers are objective.'
And in the end, a test much like the current SAT, GRE, etc etc emerges: Unless you're a very top or bottom scorer, connections not performance are the heart of the matter.
> more often than not such programs flag
> perfectly acceptable usage as erroneous
If that were the worst of it, they might actually be useful.
But in fact automated grammar correction software frequently *introduces* error into otherwise correct material. If the starting text is of even mediocre quality, the software actively makes it worse.
Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
In the German speaking countries many variations of this pastry are known. And they go by a lot of different names. For example in Austria we call it "Krapfen", and the people of Berlin call it "Pfannkuchen".
Only recently, through the cultural influence of the US (e.g. McDonalds and Starbucks) the name Berliner was introduced to a wider audience and is now known as an American pastry.
Post tenebras lux. Post fenestras tux.
Any sensible essay should include the sentence "This statement is a lie." That way, somewhere, the grading computer spins it's sparking head and flails it arms as it screams "DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!"
It's a nice prospect.
GAAH! MY PRINTER IS ON FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!