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The First Geek Wedding At a LinuxFest

At the Ohio LinuxFest yesterday, two Linux geeks were married — or had their projects merged into a single trunk, as the officiant, Lord Drachenblut, put it. The wedding of Randy Noseworthy (proprietor of the Juiced Penguin) and Janet Edmonson was announced last week and was live-tweeted by at least one attendee — here's his photo of the happy couple. There's also a video of the ceremony, at which Jon "Maddog" Hall offered a blessing via pre-recorded audio.
Update: 09/26 20:03 GMT by KD : In the comments, anyaristow notes that this wasn't the first such wedding; Rob Landly and Fade were married at Penguicon in 2007, with Steve Jackson officiating and Eric Raymond as best man.

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  1. It will all go well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...until she finds out that he's into triple booting.

    1. Re:It will all go well... by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Funny

      For my part I'm just waiting for the merged processes to fork and create a child process.

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      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
  2. Just wait... by daemonenwind · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait until he forks her kernel.....

    The real question is, will they release child projects under the GPL?

    1. Re:Just wait... by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Funny

      If he forks her kernel he might have a kernel panic and then a core dump.

    2. Re:Just wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then off to a debugging session they go. Sad, really.

  3. Good luck by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    More than 50% of all branch merges end in conflict.

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    There are no karma whores, only moderation johns
  4. Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ALTER TABLE budget MODIFY COLUMN food BIGINT;

  5. Re:Lame by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I reckon the people that feel this way are truer geeks than people that proclaim their geekery in public like this pair.

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  6. Re:Lame by IANAAC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those two are hideous and their gimmick wedding sickens me.

    Gad, sometimes the slash herd are awful. Particularly anonymous cowards.

    You weren't invited anyway, so it's win-win for everybody.

    It was their moment. As long as it made them happy, that's great.

  7. My big fat geek wedding by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, that headline would be too obvious.

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  8. They chose the wrong song by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 2, Funny
  9. Congratulations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just thought I would use this opportunity to wish the couple a happy marriage.

  10. Been done at Penguicon by anyaristow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's already been done at Penguicon. Steve Jackson officiated and Eric Raymond was best man.

    1. Re:Been done at Penguicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "and Eric Raymond was best man"

      Perhaps explaining why such an effort has been made to wipe it from our collective memory.

      CAPTCHA: 'romantic'. Something I never associate with ESR.

  11. I'm astonished by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone at LinuxFest had a girlfriend???

  12. Re:Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You weren't invited anyway, so it's win-win for everybody.

    For better or for worse, if you post something on the public Internet you are inviting the public to view it, form opinions of it, and comment on it. Not all such comments will be 100% favorable. If you are fortunate, most comments will be pleasant likes the ones in this discussion but there is absolutely no guarantee that they won't be mostly unfavorable. If that is intolerable, you should reconsider posting it to the public Internet.

    It was their moment. As long as it made them happy, that's great.

    Sure, but why does having "a moment" automatically mean "a moment in the spotlight?" Can you see how maybe thinking this way leaves room for (or just plain invites) comments from the peanut gallery like the one you're replying to? Can't two people who love each other have a truly meaningful moment without producing a public spectacle for a bunch of strangers? Just a thought.

  13. Re:Lame by Archades54 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hideous or not, they're both very happy together which is more than most people seem to have these days.

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  14. Ceremony by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is the ceremony where the the groom's friends spit on his nerd card, pour vodka on it, and set it on fire??

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  15. Which country leaglized this? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 4, Funny

    two Linux geeks were married

    I hear all sorts of thing like countries legalizing homosexual marriages, which is jolly good by me. But what's the bloody point in legalizing asexual marriages?!

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  16. Re:Lame by trytoguess · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh not this again... Yes, the internets are well within their rights to say the couple are ugly, or "Heil Hitler!" for that matter. People are also within their rights to tell such people to not be such jerks.

  17. What's in a name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Linux geek named Randy Noseworthy got married? That is news worthy.
    Conrats to both of them!

  18. Re:Wow. Who cares? by petrus4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given the presumed rarity of a couple of Linux users having the requisite social skills to even *make friends*, let alone marry, I'd say this qualifies as an absolutely momentous event. They probably should have had the music from 2001 accompanying the bridal march; it'd be appropriate in more ways than one. ;)

  19. Why do we care? by BudVVeezer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And this deserves to be on the front page of a non-idle post why?

  20. But can they... by KamuZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    But can they run Lin... oh wait.