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Porn Surfing Rampant At US Science Foundation

schwit1 writes "The Washington Times reports, 'The problems at the National Science Foundation (NSF) were so pervasive they swamped the agency's inspector general and forced the internal watchdog to cut back on its primary mission of investigating grant fraud and recovering misspent tax dollars.' One senior executive at the National Science Foundation spent at least 331 days looking at pornography on his government computer, records show. The cost to taxpayers: up to $58,000. Why aren't they running a product like Websense?"

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  1. Best Intentions by bugeaterr · · Score: 5, Funny

    It all started out as innocent research on "Black Holes" and "Uranus"...

    1. Re:Best Intentions by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe they were actually looking for items with the tag "National Science Foundation Website" (nsfw), but found things they hadn't planned on.

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  2. Certain Alibi by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "But officer, it's research!"

  3. NSFw by drenehtsral · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess they'd better create an internal division called the National Science Foundation Watchdog, or NSFW for short...

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  4. Re:This article is misleading at best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your analysis is well thought out, informative, and factually accurate.

    Are you sure you meant to post it here on slashdot?

  5. Re:Not too surprised by tempest69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your friend has a "supervisor of porn"? I'm envious

  6. Re:This article is misleading at best by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a scam perpetrated by the Republican created NSFW tag.

    It makes them think the link is for National Science Foundation Work.

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  7. Billions and Billions... by No-Cool-Nickname · · Score: 3, Funny

    of boobs.

  8. Re:This article is misleading at best by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot's headline "Porn Surfing Rampant" is exactly the kind of exaggeration that the Washington Times was hoping secondary media would slap on this story.

    Aren't you an editor?

  9. Re:bad idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds to me like he was tugging on something else.

  10. Re:bad idea... by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Porn causes phych issues).

    Citation & spellchecker needed.

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  11. Re:This article is misleading at best by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, you should be an editor here or something!

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  12. Re:Porn at work should be encouraged by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 2, Funny
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  13. Re:bad idea... by etenil · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree with you. Each company should have its official pr0n sites list, all malware-proof and everything!

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  14. Re:bad idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it usually causes a physiological response
    this is just fancy medical talk for "boner"

  15. Proof or retract by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was it really porn that they were viewing? Maybe they should post the URLs (and users/passwords) so we can judge for ourselves.

  16. Re:Not too surprised by DemonBeaver · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a hard job...

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  17. Re:bad idea... by amplt1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    it usually causes a physiological response

    Well, um, yes, that's the idea.

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  18. What nonsense hysteria by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 2, Funny

    Give us a break: "Spent 331 days looking at porn"! This isn't the fault of the summary, the article itself has the same silliness. I am certain that the executive in question didn't *spend* 331 days looking at porn, but rather that there were 331 days *when* he looked at porn. Not sure the time interval, but even assuming a year, sure he looked at some porn every day. So what?!

    If the guy (or any employee) isn't performing is job duties, worry about that. But that's a matter of specifying duties, not of stupid prurience about pornography. It's no better if he's looking at Facebook, or Slashdot, or a vacation planning site, or (god forbid) Fox News... nor even if he's just spending all day sharpening pencils.

    I actually mostly agree that porn seems banal and boring, and fairly pointless. But unless employees expose other employees to what they're looking at unwillingly, it makes no differences whatsoever *what* someone is wasting time on. And it's not obvious that looking at porn actually means wasting time. In the real world, humans can't concentrate on work for 10 hours a day without interruption, or at least a lot of otherwise excellent employees can't. Taking little breaks to distract oneself "during work time" is just the human condition and part of our mental limits.

  19. Re:bad idea... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are these scar inducing youtube videos you speak of?

    Boy, you are really asking for it. (Safe for work as long as you have your goggles on).

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  20. So they're trying to say that... by Noughmad · · Score: 3, Funny

    porn is NSFNSF?

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  21. Re:bad idea... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is proven that milk(excessive) will kill you.

    So does water and oxygen in excessive amounts.

    So does love. After all, it is like oxygen.