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Cyber-criminal Left In Charge of Prison Computer Network

samzenpus writes "A 27-year-old man serving six years for stealing £6.5million using forged credit cards over the internet was recruited to help write code needed for the installation of an internal prison TV station. He was left unguarded with unfettered access to the system and produced results that anyone but prison officials could have guessed. He installed a series of passwords on all the machines, shutting down the entire prison computer system. A prison source said, 'It's unbelievable that a criminal convicted of cyber-crime was allowed uncontrolled access to the hard drive. He set up such an elaborate array of passwords it took a specialist company to get it working.'"

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  1. Don't they... by daninspokane · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...hire these people for the FBI or something? At least that's how the movies go...

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    1. Re:Don't they... by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, that's just what they tell the rubes at DEFCON to make them want to get caught. They go up and show a bunch of faked pictures of hackers in FBI t-shirts tanning themselves on the roof of the J. Edgar Hoover building with a couple of scantily-clad "analysts", and tell everyone how these hackers were so good that they ended up being hired by the FBI and are now living happily ever after. Meanwhile, the burned up corpses of these hackers are resting in an abandoned locker room in the middle of a post-apocalyptic hellscape near a satellite uplink station. You know, sort of like in The Running Man.

    2. Re:Don't they... by Spittoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why would they hire some guy so inept he got caught TWICE?

  2. Oh man... by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's a "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag when you one?

  3. God DAMN it! by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some cyber-criminal stole my 'need'!

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  5. Press release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chicken Coop, Inc. is proud to announce the promotion of Mr. Fox to the position of chief of security...

  6. Of course. He was the resident computer guy. by wazzzup · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're a computer guy, right? My cousin's kid been trying to help us with this TV station thing we're doing but I don't think he knows what he's doing. Plus he's starting soccer now and he doesn't have much time anymore. It's not like you don't, eh? Heh heh.

    Anyway, can you help? We use The Windows and all that so it's pretty standard.

    You will? Thanks buddy - I'll see that you get some extra "unmonitored" visits from the little lady this month.

  7. Re:This is surprising by palegray.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sexual offenders run the prison rape-prevention program.

    No, that's already run by designated "I'll be your daddy and protect you from the others" representatives, fairly elected by the general population.

  8. . . . and a chainsaw massacre murderer . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . is assigned in prison to garden detail . . . and is given . . . a chainsaw!

    The prison now has a few open bunks.

    The prison psychologist stated, "I hoped that we could discover how to do pleasant things with a chainsaw, instead of nasty things."

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  9. Re:Hmmm. by Korin43 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think executing someone for changing the password on a computer may be a little harsh. I mean, it's not like he installed Windows ME on it.

  10. Re:Six years? by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Still, I think it is comparable to cubical life.

    OK, that may be the most ignorant, presumptive thing I've read all day. I've seen prisons and I work in a cubicle. The two situations are nothing alike.

    Prisoners get access to a gym and exercise yard...

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