Harvard's Robotic Bees Generate High-Tech Buzz
coondoggie writes "Harvard researchers recently got a $10 million grant to create a colony of flying robotic bees, or RoboBees, to (among other things) spur innovation in ultra-low-power computing and electronic 'smart' sensors; and refine coordination algorithms to manage multiple, independent machines. The 5-year, National Science Foundation-funded RoboBee project could lead to a better understanding of how to mimic artificially the unique collective behavior and intelligence of a bee colony; foster novel methods for designing and building an electronic surrogate nervous system able to sense and adapt to changing environments; and advance work on the construction of small-scale flying mechanical devices, according to the Harvard RoboBee Web site."
Everything you do at MIT is pointless.
You don't actually do anything at Harvard.
How we know is more important than what we know.
Um... um... teach them to spell! Robotic Spelling Bees! Woohoo!
My other car is a 1984 Nark Avenger.
My firearm is a flamethrower.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
Harvard's Robotic Bees Generate High-tech Buzz
said robotic bees also generate horribly obvious story title pun on /.
0 = 1 + e^(Alt something)
So your firearm is a...fire...arm?
Killing them won't bring back your goddamn honey!
In the near future...
"5 Million dollars worth of robo-bees were destroyed when a robotic "Pooh Bear" attempted to retrieve honey from the hive. The Pooh Bear lodged itself into the only high opening, preventing the colony from being able to return to their re-charging stations. Their charge depleted, they fell to the ground and shattered. A "r.a.b.b.i.t." is reportedly en-route to retrieve the pooh bear."
Great...I can see it now. "Why does this tomato taste like....aluminum and carbon fiber?"
Hey, why not? We've had Microsoft's evangelism team infesting this place with the same goal for years.
A few more pointless drones generating high-tech buzzes won't make a lot of difference.
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
Then we'll all be installing RAV antivirus for BeOS.
Oh, yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to 120 characters.
Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury?
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Robotic bee spit ... now with flavor.