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Italian Scientists Put Robot Spiders In Your Colon

Sockatume writes "Scientists in Italy have developed a robot which will move around the lower digestive tract using legs. The 'Spider-Pill' is fitted with a camera and will stow its legs until it reaches the lower intestine. Once there it can crawl around and take pictures under direction from surgeons. Its USP is that it's more appealing than an endoscopy." The BBC also has video.

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  1. Google's spiders crawling by sopssa · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, Google is working on it's own version to integrate Googlebot to crawl more data into Google Maps. Soon you can zoom into a person you saw on the street and navigate inside her.

    1. Re:Google's spiders crawling by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Googlebot
      Googlebutt, surely?

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    2. Re:Google's spiders crawling by Enleth · · Score: 2, Funny

      They already have Google Moon, the rest of the solar system is just an obvious extension of the service. I'm not sure however why exactly they started with Uranus...

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    3. Re:Google's spiders crawling by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

      I knew that robots.txt I had tattooed on my ass would come in handy.

      User-agent: *
      Disallow: /

    4. Re:Google's spiders crawling by machine321 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our...

      Wait, no. Ew.

  2. Yea but by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, robot spiders put your colon in scientists!

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    1. Re:Yea but by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed 'im.

  3. Call it Ziggy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    - as in Mr Z Stardust and the spiders from arse

  4. Just Sayin... by jacks0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    The goatse guy would almost be ontopic.

  5. Obligatory Matrix reference by Brewmeister_Z · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do I get visions of doctors that look like FBI agents inserting this device into me via my belly button?

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  6. What exactly? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Informative

    >Scientists in Italy have developed which will move around the lower digestive tract using legs.
    Have developed what? Developed which?

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  7. Oh boy! by DurendalMac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they bark?

  8. and in related news.... by NiteShaed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Italy has leapfrogged ahead of both Germany and Japan in the quest for making the weirdest adult films.....

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    1. Re:and in related news.... by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ever seen "Wild, Wild Planet", a.k.a. "I criminali della gallassia"? The Italians have had this distinction since at least 1965.

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  9. USP? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >more appealing that an endoscopy
    Given a choice between a cable that's tethered to the outside world and a robot spider scuttling around inside my butt, I'd say the former was a win.

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    1. Re:USP? by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can see it now: "SIr, the exploratory spider we put in you has gone rogue. We now need to release this larger hunter/killer spider to take it out (shows golf ball sized robot spider). God help us if this one goes nuts".

    2. Re:USP? by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More "God help you" I think.

    3. Re:USP? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Then like my attending nurse who said I would only feel a slight discomfort, you have never had one.

    4. Re:USP? by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, I hate those suckers.

      For whatever reason I may had developed "anal abscess" which is like a pimple in/outside your butt (mine was outside.)

      Anyway before cutting it open they want to investigate that it haven't spread so they feel around with their finger.

      But the thing is that at the first place the nurse was really hot, and well, it didn't hurt that much.

      Anyway I had to go to the emergency ward to have it cut open and there was a male doctor over there instead and well, one would assume those would be somewhat experienced and know how to make it as gentle as possible but no, he more or less just told me to relax (without giving me enough time to think about how to do that ...) and thrusted his finger in there.

      And well, that wasn't so nice and hurt a little.

      Later I was thinking about why they where so harsh and then I thought to myself that probably it was just because so many men are homophobes and don't want people poking around their anus aka "foreplay" because it makes them feel uncomfortable but wtf.

      Retarded. Be gentle to my anus :(

      I wouldn't ask him for a date even if he had been gentle, the nurse however ... I was thinking about going back there with some flowers ..

  10. Re:So before we start getting nano-robotic overlor by iYk6 · · Score: 5, Informative

    It stands for unique selling proposition. I would like to point out that "more appealing that an endoscopy" is not unique at all.

  11. There was an old woman who swallowed.... by davidwr · · Score: 4, Funny

    She swallowed the robo-spider to swallow the robo-fly, I don't know why, she swallowed the robo-fly, maybe she'll die.

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  12. This article.. by GrBear · · Score: 4, Funny

    This article is worthless without pictu... er, nevermind. *shudder*

  13. I hope the legs retract by OglinTatas · · Score: 4, Funny

    before "exiting the body naturally."

    Speaking of which, what is the natural way colon spiders exit the body? Don't they lay their eggs in there and the spiderlings eat their way out through the abdominal wall? I guess leg retraction isn't high on the agenda in that case.

  14. Re:Will it the entire digestive tract? by Sockatume · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't me, I my sentences have subjects. I don't verbs though.

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  15. Umm... no. by fredjh · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Italian Scientists Put Robot Spiders In Your Colon"

    Oh no they don't.

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  16. What's wrong with a regular camera pill? by hort_wort · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There already exists a camera pill you can swallow that remotely sends information to a belt you wear for the day. You don't have to stay in the office, and the doctors don't have to waste their time controlling anything. They just watch the movie later in fast forward with some popcorn.

    Is there *any* reason that a doctor would need control over this thing? It can't even get biopsies. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the only directions forward and back? Why don't they just just improve the camera they already have to last longer and transmit pictures at a higher rate?

    Am I the only one imagines this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ypZSJ2_RDY

    1. Re:What's wrong with a regular camera pill? by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I suppose they may need some control to get better defined images... camera pills may be good if what you have is easy to identify and big enough that the camera will focus on it no matter its orientation (remember, things move in there), but I bet in many cases a doctor will benefit of more insight that knowing that "there is a lump of different color there". Also may help with locating the exact piece of tissue they are looking at (remember, there are no road signs in there).

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  17. Re:Italian Intelligence and European IQ by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >A mirror question is, "Why have the Africans accomplished so little?"
    Read "Guns Germs and Steel". It's not the answer you're hoping for.

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  18. I, for one, by JoshDM · · Score: 5, Informative

    welco... Aaaah! Aaaah! GET IT OUT!

  19. "You're going to help us, Mr Anderson... by petrus4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...whether you want to, or not."

  20. The worst part by AlpineR · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, I think you'd still have to fast and purge with whatever unpleasant substance the colorectal surgeon chooses to torture you with. The actual colonoscopy isn't painful or anything since you're sedated, it's just a hassle needing a ride home and a break from mental responsibilities.

    But wouldn't you also have to stick around a doctor's office while you wait for the robot to get into position? Or would the robot be controlled really remotely, like by a technician in India while you're walking around the grocery store? And wouldn't you have to restrict your diet while you waited for the robot to pass? And wouldn't you have to collect the robot for return/disposal after you've both done your business?

  21. Transcript of first excursion by RevWaldo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doctor: ROBOSPIDER YOU SHOULD BE IN THE COLON NOW. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
    Robospider: IT'S SO DAMN DARK IN HERE I CAN'T SEE MY CLAW BEFORE MY FACE. HANG ON A SEC. LET ME GET MY LIGHTER.
    Doctor: OK. WHAT? LIGHTER? NO DON'T
    (SIGNAL LOST.)

    1. Re:Transcript of first excursion by Desiderius · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wrote one like that in high school:

      A team of tiny tapeworms were trekking through a tract
      As was their creed and calling, the purpose of their pact
      When one among their numbers, who's eyes were not as strong
      Decided he would light a match, not knowing this was wrong.
      But the others saw the danger and screamed with tiny howls:
      "He will ignite the methane gas! EVACUATE THE BOWELS!"

  22. Re:Mod parent up by JoshDM · · Score: 4, Informative

    "If I had points, I'd give you +1, Funny. ;)"

    I was hoping for +1 Informative.

  23. Reuse by DomNF15 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are these things cheap enough to throw away? Cause I really don't want to swallow something that just came out of...well, you get the idea.

  24. Re:bend over and take it like a man by swilde23 · · Score: 2, Informative

    People who are opposed to endoscopy need to find a new gastroenterologist who is familiar with medications like demerol/versed or propofol. Seriously, I have had a couple dozen scopes in my life (colonoscopies, sigmoidoscopies and Endoscopic Retrograde Cholangiopancreatographies... i.e. ERCPs) and the worst part of all of them was the preparation before hand. I'm not a large guy and I have some digestion issues, so fasting and "prepping" for 24 hours before hand makes me pretty miserable. The actual scope is pretty relaxing comparatively speaking...

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  25. The Itsy Bitsy Spider went... by NotOverHere · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...Up the water spout,
    Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
    Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain,
    Wave did the spider to the surprised proctologist,
    And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.