Marge Simpson Poses For Playboy

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Marge Simpson Poses For Playboy

Posted by samzenpus on Monday October 12, 2009 @05:30AM from the drawn-to-please dept.

caffiend666 writes "'Marge Simpson is posing for Playboy . The magazine is giving the star of The Simpsons the star treatment, complete with a data sheet, an interview and a 2-page centerfold. 'We knew that this would really appeal to the 20-something crowd,' said Playboy spokeswoman Theresa Hennessey. Playboy even convinced 7-Eleven to carry the magazine in its 1,200 corporate-owned stores, something the company has only done once before in more than 20 years." Worst issue ever!

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No Patti and Selma? by cfa22 · 2009-10-12 05:33 · Score: 5, Funny

Come on, they're TWINS.
Good luck with that by Skyshadow · 2009-10-12 05:35 · Score: 5, Funny

I'm certain that this will convince all the 20-somethings out there who've been weaned on free internet hardcore to subscribe to Playboy.

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1. Re:Good luck with that by Reason58 · 2009-10-12 05:44 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Playboy is portable and doesn't require internet access or power. I predict that it's still quite popular with that crowd.
  Great points. This will surely prove popular for the large, masturbator-on-the-go market.
peace of mind by bugi · 2009-10-12 05:36 · Score: 5, Funny

At least we won't have to debate whether or not the rack is real, so I can sleep easy for once.
Re:Wow . . . by Anonymous Coward · 2009-10-12 05:39 · Score: 5, Funny

I just want to see if she's a natural bluehead.
Re:For crying out loud; by jacktherobot · 2009-10-12 05:42 · Score: 5, Funny

don't have a cow man
Re:Bah! by David+Gerard · 2009-10-12 06:03 · Score: 5, Funny

Found it!

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Re:For crying out loud; by lastchance_000 · 2009-10-12 06:07 · Score: 5, Funny

But what about the articles?!
Re:must buy by Sponge+Bath · 2009-10-12 06:18 · Score: 5, Funny

...call me when Leela does a spread.
Or some hot Leela on Amy action. Ooh, that's so Wong.
Re:Wow . . . by Dishevel · 2009-10-12 06:24 · Score: 5, Funny

I'd still rather see Lois than Marge.

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Re:Wow . . . by yo_tuco · 2009-10-12 07:05 · Score: 5, Funny

"But does she dye there too?"
No. And no need to. She has a Brazilian wax. I've seen the shots.