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Facebook User Arrested For a Poke

nk497 writes "A woman in Tennessee has been arrested for poking someone over Facebook. Sharon Jackson had been banned by courts from 'telephoning, contacting or otherwise communicating' with the apparent poke recipient, but just couldn't hold back from clicking the 'poke' button. She now faces a sentence of up to a year in prison."

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  1. First POKE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    POKE! POKE! POKE!

  2. Re:Duh, that's what a restraining order is by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope she enjoys getting poked in the pokey.

    I don't think you understand the mechanics of lesbian sex...

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  3. In an interview by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interviewer: Ms. Jackson, how have been your life since you was prohibited from comunicating?

    Sharon Jackson: ...

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  4. Its too obvious... by confuto · · Score: 4, Funny

    That last poke pushed the "victim" over the edge!

  5. Re:Ok, and? by Nimey · · Score: 3, Funny

    But it's got a "Web 2.0" social site involved, so it must be New! and Exciting!.

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  6. In my day... by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    a poke got you infinite lives, not arrested. /get off my 8-bit lawn

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    1. Re:In my day... by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, the flat lightgreen space next to the white rectangle with a black isosceles triangle on top? Sorry, I thought your house was a rocket. My bad, I'll stop trying to pick it up now.

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  7. Re: burden of proof / implications on free speech by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does teabagging in Halo violate the restraining order?

    Ah, the great questions of the universe...

  8. Re:Duh, that's what a restraining order is by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think you understand how many here understand mechanics way more than they understand sex.

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  9. Re:Duh, that's what a restraining order is by dakameleon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think you understand how many here understand mechanics way more than they understand sex.

    Great, more car metaphors.

    Well Timmy, when a daddy car and a mommy car love each other very much...

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  10. Re: burden of proof / implications on free speech by Scarletdown · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does teabagging in Halo violate the restraining order?

    Or what about teabagging in City of Heroes?

    http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/Scarletdown/COH/COH-Teabag.jpg

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  11. Re:Duh, that's what a restraining order is by muckracer · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I understand quantum sex.

    Me too! With my eyes closed I have the most awesome sex ever with gorgeous women but the moment I look I'm all alone :-/