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Asus Releases Desktop-Sized Supercomputer

angry tapir writes "Asustek has unveiled its first supercomputer, the desktop computer-sized ESC 1000, which uses Nvidia graphics processors to attain speeds up to 1.1 teraflops. Asus's ESC 1000 comes with a 3.33GHz Intel LGA1366 Xeon W3580 microprocessor designed for servers, along with 960 graphics processing cores from Nvidia inside three Tesla c1060 Computing Processors and one Quadro FX5800."

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  1. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and it's much cheaper and more effective than just using multiple multi-core processors. parallel computing is the future. how long before we have three dimensional processors?

  2. Hrmm by acehole · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many pets would I have to eat to balance out the carbon footprint of this?

    I've got a six-pack of kittens at the ready.

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    1. Re:Hrmm by wisty · · Score: 5, Funny

      The PSU is only 1100W. It's not that intensive - three teslas are like three big graphics cards. 2 or 3 kittens would be sufficient, so you've got enough to share.

      Do you have pepper sauce?

    2. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They're also very good with a side of fries.

    3. Re:Hrmm by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a modest proposal.

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  3. Index? by Swoopy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The real question of course is, what the "Windows Vista experience index" of this machine is. If it's anywhere below 5.5 it's obviously not worth the bother.

  4. Re:Super computer? by the_humeister · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, that's easy enough. Just get 38 of these things, hook'em together and MosesJones, you will have #500 on that list!

  5. Eat a vacuum cleaner by syousef · · Score: 4, Funny

    The PSU is only 1100W. It's not that intensive - three teslas are like three big graphics cards. 2 or 3 kittens would be sufficient, so you've got enough to share.

    1100W? Can I eat my vacuum cleaner instead? Yummy.

    Do you have pepper sauce?

    Pepper sauce? Pepper sauce?!? Do you have any idea what the carbon footprint of pepper sauce is? My brother ate pepper sauce once. He had to eat a whole zoo full of animals to make up for it! Stay away from the sauce!

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    1. Re:Eat a vacuum cleaner by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Pepper sauce? Pepper sauce?!? Do you have any idea what the carbon footprint of pepper sauce is? My brother ate pepper sauce once. He had to eat a whole zoo full of animals to make up for it! Stay away from the sauce!

      But it's *green* pepper !

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  6. Re:Shame on US, Chinese companies lead the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The one with all the squinty people. Which one's that?

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  7. Re:Super computer? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please ignore parent comment. I realized the obvious error, stemming from the misinformation in GP comment.

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  8. Re:No point running desktop Windows on this monste by hherb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah - with such processing power, one might actually see a Windows machine perform properly! From boot to blue screen of death in mere milliseconds! Run your malware faster than ever! See clippy dance furiously across the screen in smooth 250 fps animation!

  9. Re:But how can you trust the results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everything named after Tesla should be trusted by default.

  10. Re:Super computer? by SuperBigGulp · · Score: 2, Funny

    >but I'm no expert here so I could well be wrong.

    Welcome to Slashdot! You'll fit right it!

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  11. Re:Shame on US, Chinese companies lead the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think that's San Francisco.

  12. Anus! Somebody pinch me ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oooo, thanks Stanley, you hunk of man you, but I said pinch, not punch!

  13. Re:No point running desktop Windows on this monste by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes indeed. Who in their right mind would run anything GPU-intensive on Windows? The platform is well known for having absolutely terrible video drivers. I hear that most manufacturers don't even support the platform, and just expect the community to write drivers!

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  14. Not an Eee! by quenda · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was expecting it to be called the Eee-1. But EEE-niac would have been cool too.

    1. Re:Not an Eee! by Kamineko · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm waiting for the Asus-Apple collaboration, so I can have EEE-Macs.

  15. Re:Shame on US, Chinese companies lead the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you referring to Republic of China or People's Republic of China? ASUSTek is from Republic of China.

    Most likely the Popular People's Republic of China.

    Splitters.

  16. But... by akeyes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it run Linux?

  17. Re:Boinc Applications... by GungaDan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once you've got the hookers drunk and coked up, there's seldom any reason to hit them with a blackjack.

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