Asus Releases Desktop-Sized Supercomputer
angry tapir writes "Asustek has unveiled its first supercomputer, the desktop computer-sized ESC 1000, which uses Nvidia graphics processors to attain speeds up to 1.1 teraflops. Asus's ESC 1000 comes with a 3.33GHz Intel LGA1366 Xeon W3580 microprocessor designed for servers, along with 960 graphics processing cores from Nvidia inside three Tesla c1060 Computing Processors and one Quadro FX5800."
If error rates are a problem, just use implicit algorithms, and maybe a bit of smoothing. (Ducks).
Or coconuts. (Swallows)
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Holy shit you have a lot of energy wasters. Are you Al Gore or somebody? Eight hundred watt INCANDESCANT bulbs in your bathroon? You really don't give a shit about the planet your decendants will have to live on, do you? 800 watts of lighting in a bathroom is so fucking wasteful I can't evene imagine it.
I bet you drive a Hummmer, don't you?
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