FCC/DOT Want High-Tech Cure For Distracted Driving
coondoggie writes "The Federal Communications Commission and the US Department of Transportation are teaming up to develop what they called high-tech solutions to the growing problem of distracted or inattentive drivers. The DOT and FCC said they will set up a working group to evaluate technology-based answers to the distracted driving problem and will improve outreach efforts to educate the public about the dangers of texting while driving, talking on cell phones while driving, and other distracting behavior that can lead to deadly accidents, the agencies stated." Meanwhile, Korea has overturned a ban on dashboard TV-watching for taxi drivers.
How about a dashboard cam that simply sends the person a text if it sees them looking down at their phone while driving?
"Car ahead; 10 feet; brace for impact, retard."
I am the richest astronaut ever to win the superbowl.
I am, after 2 years, still recovering form the injuries sustained by a person in a large SUV talking on their cell phone who slammed right into the back of my car. I will probably feel pain in my left shoulder for the rest of my life. I would like to ask everyone to put down their phones and drive their damn cars!
If I were God, wouldn't I protect my churches from acts of me?
Here is a two-step solution to fix distracted driving:
1. Remove the airbag from the driver's seat.
2. Replace it with a bayonet.
They'll pay attention now.
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