Microsoft COFEE Leaked

54mc writes "Crunchgear reports that Microsoft's long-searched-for forensics tool, COFEE, has been leaked. The tool started on a small, private tracker, but has since worked its way to The Pirate Bay. Not all those who have gotten hold of it are enthused, and reviews have ranged from 'disappointing' to 'useless.' From the article: 'You have absolutely no use for the program. It's not something like Photoshop or Final Cut Pro, an expensive application that you download for the hell of it on the off-chance you need to put Dave Meltzer's face on Brett Hart's body as part of a message board thread. No, COFEE is 100 percent useless to you.'"

Comments

Re:But

[tietokone-olmi]

heh heh heh butthole heh heh heh heh heh

Re:While I don't have any use for the program

[djfuq]

Armed and polite, like America, Africa and the middle east just to name a few armed regions of the world... very polite indeed.
Guns make police officers quite polite, don't you agree?
Murder is a very polite way of saying "fuck you" is it not?
polite.