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IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines

bth writes "A computer with the power of a human brain is not yet near. But this week researchers from IBM Corp. are reporting that they've simulated a cat's cerebral cortex, the thinking part of the brain, using a massive supercomputer. The computer has 147,456 processors (most modern PCs have just one or two processors) and 144 terabytes of main memory — 100,000 times as much as your computer has."

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  1. Cool... by Blazarov · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it keep wanting cheezburgerz all the time?

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    1. Re:Cool... by ImABanker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does it dream of electric mice?

  2. Well I hope by Cornwallis · · Score: 5, Funny

    the first thing they teach it is to stop scratching my couch.

  3. hmmmm by Polkyb · · Score: 5, Funny

    They've spent millions teaching a computer how to destroy furnature and shit in your shoes.

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  4. Sleep Mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if the could just get it out of sleep mode.

    1. Re:Sleep Mode by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just move the mouse.

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  5. First there was "Deep Thought" by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    then "Deep Thought II"
    then "Deep Blue"
    next "Deep Pussy"??

  6. Nah, but it will refuse to be mouse operated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah but it will refuse to be mouse operated ...

  7. Re:"100,000 times as much as your computer has" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's often thought that gibibytes and tebibytes were invented to allow "giga" and "tera" to retain their conventional meanings as powers of 10 even when used to refer to quantities of data.

    However, the true reason was to enable an entirely new form of pedantry.

  8. Re:news for nerds by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, yes it is.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symmetric_multiprocessing

    In computing, symmetric multiprocessing or SMP involves a multiprocessor computer architecture where two or more identical processors can connect to a single shared main memory. Most common multiprocessor systems today use an SMP architecture. In the case of multi-core processors, the SMP architecture applies to the cores, treating them as separate processors.

    You disagree with Wikipedia. That means you've been proven wrong in front of the whole Internet. Hang your head in shame.

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