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Secret UK Plan To Appoint "Pirate Finder General"

mouthbeef writes "A source very close to the UK Labour government just called me to leak the fact that Secretary of State Lord Mandelson is trying to sneak a revision into the Digital Economy Bill that would give him and his successors the power to create future copyright law without debate. Mandelson goes on to explain that he wants this so he can create private copyright militias with investigatory and enforcement powers, and so he can create new copyright punishments as he sees fit (e.g., jail time, three strikes)."

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  1. Re:New internet by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, you need new politicians. Which, in the UK's case, means you're due for another round of governance by the Tories. So you're basically fucked.

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  2. You need more by elucido · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But you need more than new politicians. You need "your" politicians. You need more influence, and it will only change when people who profit from peer to peer are financing campaigns and getting people elected. It will only change when the political atmosphere changes. The old timer curmudgeons rule the political arena and until you put new minds not just new faces into these positions it will not change. Keep in mind that bribery/quid pro quo is how things get done and corruption is how things work.

  3. Re:WTF? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...what does the government think they're doing appointing Sith Lord Mandleson?

    Has it ever occurred to you that they might know exactly what they're doing?

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  4. Analogue pirates by Potor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah - perhaps they could could better worry about the analogue pirates off the Horn of Africa.

    1. Re:Analogue pirates by Zordak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I first read the headline, I literally thought, "Cool, the Brits are going to build a super-secret navy to hunt down pirates and send those bad boys to Davy Jones' locker!" Then I was disappointed when I read the summary and realized these would just be lame copyright police. I WANT A SECRET NAVY!

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  5. Re:New internet by kheldan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

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  6. Re:New internet by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What part of "successful" do you not understand?

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  7. No consequences. by damburger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Politicians are offered incentives to fuck over human beings, but face no consequences for doing so. Now, I'm not normally one to consider people as pure incentive-following machines - but politicians aren't people in the strictest sense. They are psychopaths.

    Look at Tony Blair. He lied to start an illegal war which killed probably hundreds of thousands of people. He left office when he chose to, and is now living comfortably, despite what he did. Why wouldn't a British politician simply do as they will? They know they are fucking untouchable.

    I'm trying to think of sane and enlightened ways the people can deal with this situation, but the only thing running through my mind is sic semper tyrannis. They need, somehow, to fear the consequences of their actions.

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  8. Re:New internet by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually I think the people of Great Britain need new governance that doesn't think that Aldous Huxley had the right idea.

  9. Re:It's the UK, what do you expect? by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, but at times the House of Lords is the only thing standing between the House of Commons (the elected one) and some truly asinine, knee-jerk legislation.

    By being unelected and essentially in the job for life, they don't have to worry about pandering to the populist cause of the moment and can (theoretically) take a more level-headed view on things.

    Why do you think NuLabour has spent so much time and effort slowly chipping away at the Lords? They're tired of being forced to introduce less batshit insane laws...

  10. Re:New internet by EasyTarget · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your ignorance of UK politics is amazing..

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  11. Re:If it were anyone else, I'd scoff at this "leak by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, 'cause you Yanks can sure show 'em a thing or two with your handguns against squads of armored SWAT teams with grenades and automatic weapons, helicopter support, and the latest in anti-riot gear. Worked well at WACO. Good luck with that.

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