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How Heavy Is the Internet?

Posted by samzenpus on from the he's-not-heavy-he's-my-router dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Ever wondered how much the internet physically weighs? 498,438,559,990kg, according to CNET. To reach this figure, they added together public data on the weight of every computer, server and connecting cable. To this they added 6,075,000kg of iPhones, and over 6,800,000kg of Blackberries. Finally, they added the weight of 287,524 viruses and 85 billion+ webpages."

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  1. Slightly heavier then... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How Heavy Is the Internet?"

    Slightly heavier then the total weight of the worlds useless journalists.

    1. Re:Slightly heavier then... by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      What a fucked up metric. That's like asking "how red is 7?" or "what's the personality of a grapefruit?"

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    2. Re:Slightly heavier then... by tool462 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "how red is 7?"

      Just about half, assuming 4 bits per channel.

      "what's the personality of a grapefruit?"

      Bitter.

    3. Re:Slightly heavier then... by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Funny

      What a fucked up metric. That's like asking "how red is 7?" or "what's the personality of a grapefruit?"

      Your momma is so fat, her circumference is 3.1415 internets.
      /idleispants

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    4. Re:Slightly heavier then... by LowlyWorm · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe I do. I never knew it had a name. You are as helpful as 9 :).

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  2. Re:It doesn't weigh anything by MrFancyPants · · Score: 2, Funny

    Argh, hit submit too soon. Reference: IT Crowd

  3. Don't be silly. by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

    The internet doesn't weigh anything.

  4. Re:OOOPS! by WaywardGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry for this lame thought: One day, long after it as it becomes self-aware, the Internet will collapse under it's own weight into a black hole, becoming the creator of a whole new universe.

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  5. Rosie O'Donnell still has it beat. by GPLDAN · · Score: 2, Funny

    BOOM! POWZA!

  6. What a useless question by straponego · · Score: 4, Funny

    I need to know how much of the internet is 1, and how much is 0.

    I suppose I could get a start on that by running VMs of the most popular OSs, and examining snapshots of each one, multiplying that by... oh, and do the same with backbone traffic... be a bit of a pain to handle all the embedded stuff, but in principle... well, in principle, the internet could be represented as a single number. I wonder if it's odd or even. I guess it depends on who has the last bit.

    Ooops, time to takes me pills again.

  7. No by N7DR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ever wondered how much the internet physically weighs?

    No.

    And, oddly, even after someone else has asked the question, I still don't.

  8. Re:Not to mention by machine321 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, nobody's really sure if he exists or is just a math error?