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Amazon Scores Gift-Delivery Patent

theodp writes "In May, the USPTO rejected Amazon.com's patent claims (PDF) for its Method and System for Placing a Purchase Order Via a Communications Network (a 1-Click spin-off). At the time, a USPTO Examiner cited Bilski, explaining that elements of CEO Jeff Bezos' gift-delivery invention 'may be performed largely within the human mind,' coming to essentially the same conclusion a NY Post reporter arrived at in 2002. But Amazon's attorneys have worked their legal wordsmithing magic (PDF), convincing the USPTO that 'obtaining delivery information for a gift from one or more information sources other than the gift giver and recipient' is indeed novel and patentable. A Notice of Allowance for the patent was mailed to Amazon on November 17th, just in time for Holiday Season injunction-giving!"

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  1. F It, I'm Patenting Eating by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny
    METHOD AND SYSTEM FOR PLACING CHEESY COMESTIBLES INSIDE HOMO SAPIEN MANDIBLES

    Abstract

    A method and system for correctly and precisely placing a reasonable sized and digestible material inside the human mouth without death or injury to the consumer. This patent produces a new novel approach to the problems humans face in locating food in front of them and successfully placing it betwixt their teeth without injury to eye, nose or throat. The fact that the location of the food in front of them may or may not be immediately known inside their brain until they cast their eyes upon it establishes the validity of this patent.

    Claims
    1. A method and system for placing cheesy comestibles inside homo sapien mandibles
    2. The method of claim 1 wherein the consumer relies on utensils (as fork, knife and spork patents apply) to correctly portion size said cheesy comestible such as to prevent choking.
    3. The method of claim 2 wherein the consumer does not yet realize the food resides in front of them and the two apparatuses known as eyeballs must convene on said cheesy comestible thereby bringing it into focus and (where appropriate central nervous system coordination patents apply) the feed from the cerebral cortex is relayed to the arms and hands to manipulate utensils of claim 2.
    4. ETC.

    Prepare to starve.

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    1. Re:F It, I'm Patenting Eating by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I patented swallowing and digestion, so good luck getting people to chew stuff and spit it right back out. lol.

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    2. Re:F It, I'm Patenting Eating by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I patented swallowing and digestion, so good luck getting people to chew stuff and spit it right back out. lol.

      Not a problem, I have earlier patented a method and system for contacting a legal consultant in order to sue for patent infringement. Balls in your court.

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    3. Re:F It, I'm Patenting Eating by macbuzz01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You insensitive clod! What about the people with only one eyeball? Wait...maybe I could patent that...

    4. Re:F It, I'm Patenting Eating by selven · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well I had earlier patented patenting so you're all screwed.

  2. Psychic Postmen by tilandal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "obtaining delivery information for a gift from one or more information sources other than the gift giver and recipient"

    Hey, if they have truly figured out a way to determine who I am sending a gift to without asking me or the person receiving the gift I would say that is worthy of a patent. All other retailers will be stuck actually asking you where you want your stuff mailed and who has the time to enter all that info?

    1. Re:Psychic Postmen by mea37 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is a little sleight of hand in that wording.

      Some of the patent claims actually involve contacting the recipient in various ways to get delivery info. A nice feature in some situations, though I wouldn't be entirely surprised if there were prior art (though as I've mentioned elsewhere I'm not specifically aware of any).

      Others, however, do involve going to 4th-party sources - online databases of contact info, I think it even mentions DNS records as a place to check, etc. This is the part I think least likely anyone else had thought of; but then again, it's the part I'm not sure I would want to rely on when trying to send someone a gift...

    2. Re:Psychic Postmen by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i don't know, if I give a flower delivery service a name and city and give them a big tip I'm sure they would do much of the same type of sleuthing. Does having the guesswork be performed by a computer make it a novel invention?

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    3. Re:Psychic Postmen by mea37 · · Score: 2

      I'm sure if I give a strong guy a buck he'll crack a walnut for me, but a nutcracker is still an invention.

      The method, not the thing being done, is what is patented. An automated way of doing something you'd otherwise have to pay a person to go to the trouble of doing manually is pretty much the definition of an invention. That you suspect you could get someone to do the task without the invention has no bearing on whether the invention is novel.

  3. Patentable? by mea37 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it is, maybe it isn't; I'm holding off to hear more arguments.

    The submitter and at least one other poster are convinced that it's not at some obvious level, and I guess I'm missing the basis for that. So here are my questions:

    1) Did you read the patent claims?
    2) Do you know of anyone in the history of online shopping that has done the thigns the patent claims cover?

    My answers: Yes I did; and No, I honestly haven't.

    Lack of prior art alone doesn't prove something to be patentable, but if (as submitter applies) there is nothing novel about this patent, then I would be surprised to see we'd gone this far with online shopping and never seen it. Remember that just because something is novel, doesn't mean it doesn't "seem obvious" after someone has pointed it out...

    1. Re:Patentable? by mea37 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "the thing IS, in fact, obvious *specifically* because it isn't novel"

      So I'll repeat my question: if that's so, why isn't anyone doing it? There may be a legitimate answer to this, but I notice that instead of offering one to further the discussion, you've opted to repeat the asswertion that prompted the question in more aggressive terms. That suggests to me that you probably don't have an answer.

      "Your "objective, healthy skepticism" is not warranted in the field of patents... they've been too thoroughly abused for far too long (and Amazon is one of the very worst abusers, mind you) to go tiptoeing around wondering if maybe our backlash is a tad too judgemental. YOU go read the patent and scratch your head. The rest of us see that the house is on fire."

      I'm curious to meet this "the rest of us" you think you speak for.

      Well, "the house is on fire" could accurately describe many innser cities. People get robbed, murdered, etc. This abuse has been going on far too long (and the poor are among the worst abusers, mind you). So following your logic, should the court system do away with the "objective, healthy skepticism" that leads us to presume any given defendent guilty (at least when the defendent is poor and from the inner city)?

      If you want to call waiting to hear the facts and arguments "tiptoeing around", so be it. You certainly can choose to see the house on fire and react by throwing more fuel if you really think that's gonig to help.

  4. Should Patents be done away with? by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It just occurs to me that, like so many other things, the government is simply incompetent at patents. They aren't like copyrights where you basically do the equivalent of a diff() between two works and come to a conclusion nor or they like trademarks which are also similiarly easy to evaluate.

    People talk of fixing the patent system, but is it any fix at all? The really good stuff seems to be always "proprietary" and hidden anyway, and the goal of patent was to open knowledge in exchange for limited time monopolies - well, considering that society is different and much more fluid now, that you're hardly in a secretive guild, let alone one company your entire life, do patents satisfy the original purpose anymore?

    And if they don't, why keep it around? Is it becoming too big a drag on commerce? I'm really curious what proponents have to say, because slashdot does tend to get one sided on issues.

    1. Re:Should Patents be done away with? by mea37 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "they restrict you doing something no matter how you do it "

      Actually that is entirely untrue. If you find a way to determine the delivery address for a gift, and Amazon's patent doesn't describe that way of determining the delivery address, then you are free to do it, patent it yourself, etc. If you "find a better way", the law explicitly recognizes that as a new invention.

      You cannot patent "doing something". You can patent "a device that does something", and apparently "a method of doing something". Granted when /. discusses a patent they always act like it's a patent on "doing <whatever>", but that is not the case.

    2. Re:Should Patents be done away with? by postbigbang · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have the spine of wet spaghetti. If principles can be easily sacrificed for a few bucks here and there, you tacitly approve of the evil you describe.

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    3. Re:Should Patents be done away with? by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Greed, it strikes me, is one of the great moral questions of our time (considering how it has brought to the world economy into its worst position in 80 years). Exploiting a broken patent system to gain ludicrous patents to use to stifle competition is as much a cause and/or symptom of the insane push for profit regardless of cost or merit. I doubt very much that anyone thought patents would simply become one vast extortion racket.

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    4. Re:Should Patents be done away with? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent up.

      This is out of control. It's time to start the boycott Amazon mission. This is plainly ridiculous and far beyond an abuse of the patent system.

      How? If you read the rejection, the Examiner said "your system is obvious because of these references, and unpatentable due to Bilski, and oh, by the way, your abstract is 191 words long and it has to be under 150." The submitter here linked to the shortened abstract and claims that that "wordsmithing" - i.e. trimming out 41 words - fixed the obviousness problem. It didn't. The abstract has no legal weight - it's just to aid in searching the patent database.

      The part that's plainly ridiculous is that people are so anti-patent that, based on an incorrect and misleading summary and a link to a one page pdf of an amended specification, they're calling for a boycott.

    5. Re:Should Patents be done away with? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Greed, it strikes me, is one of the great moral questions of our time (considering how it has brought to the world economy into its worst position in 80 years). Exploiting a broken patent system to gain ludicrous patents to use to stifle competition is as much a cause and/or symptom of the insane push for profit regardless of cost or merit. I doubt very much that anyone thought patents would simply become one vast extortion racket.

      Only they didn't. Slashdot skews peoples' perceptions of patent issues. It's like, I've known a couple of NYPD cops who have an incredibly cynical view of humanity and the danger that's out there. Why? Probably because they're called when there's a problem, so that's what they see day in and day out. The same thing here, slashdot basically aggregates the negative stories, exaggerates them, then pumps them out to us day in and day out.

    6. Re:Should Patents be done away with? by Interoperable · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm really curious what proponents have to say, because slashdot does tend to get one sided on issues.

      Allow me to offer my opinion on the subject as I am a proponent of the patent system (in principle, not the present implementation). The primary purpose of patents is to acknowledge that ideas have value. Manufactured things, of course, have value and those who build them earn a wage for the manual labor that goes into making them. Without the inventor, however, we would have only raw materials and muscle but no manufactured goods. The patent acknowledges that a person has a right to earn money from their ideas as well as from their physical labor. That is a right that I wholeheartedly support because I make a living off my mind not my muscles, as do many on Slashdot.

      I happen to think that patents are necessary for the promotion of ideas and technology but that isn't the basis on which I think patents are a good thing. The argument hinges on the fact that people have a right to profit from their ideas because they thought of them. The notion that ideas are public is simply absurd. If I have an idea nothing can compel me to tell it to you; it's in my head, it's my idea. If I wish to build something using my idea and sell it, that is my right. The patent codifies the system that allows me to license others to build something from my idea if I don't have the means to build it myself, thereby distributing the fruits of my mental labor to the public. It is the patent that distinguishes the value of the idea from the value of the resources to build the thing. I disagree with the notion that physical labor can be done for the benefit of the individual but mental labor must be done for public good.

      I also think that absurd "methods" patents and broad software patents like the ones that show up on Slashdot undermine the patent system. Those patents should be done away with. In most software cases I would agree that the copyright system is the better venue for protecting intellectual rights since I have yet to see a software patent that I think should exist. The existing implementation of the patent system needs to be dramatically reformed to avoid the obvious patents that get through on the virtue of the legal departments of large companies.

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  5. Re:Prior art by Grond · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not prior art at all. The patent is about "obtaining delivery information," not gift ideas or suggestions. A better example would be walking into a store and saying "I'd like to send this widget to my friend Bob who lives on Main Street," the clerk looking up Bob in the phone book and confirming that you meant Bob Smith who lives at 123 Main St, Apt 1, Anytown, Somestate, 12345.

    The patent is just about filling in the blanks in the delivery information in case you don't happen to know the gift recipient's ZIP code, apartment number, etc. It's actually an extremely narrow patent, and I've never seen another retailer offer the service. That doesn't mean it's novel and nonobvious, of course, but it passes the laugh test, in my opinion.

  6. I wonder what this patent is for? by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real problem here is I have no idea what is being patented. Since /. patent-related headlines and summaries are always false and misleading, this posting just makes me wonder what Amazon has actually patented. It would be interesting to know, but since neither the headline nor the summary of the article contains any factual information about the patent that could be used to form a rational judgement about the novelty of the subject matter there's really no point in discussing it.

    Since it's Amazon--assuming the summary has the assignee correct--the patent probably has something to do with online sales, but I wonder what? I just wish there was some way of figuring that out without digging down into the USPTO site myself, which I can't be bothered to do because all it will tell me is that a patent has been granted on something that might actually be kind of innovative. At least, that's what's always happened in the past when I've bothered to contribute to the /. community by trying to inform people about how the (badly flawed) American patent system actually works.

    If we knew what had been patented, people might be able to present prior art, but since we know nothing about what has been patented there really isn't any point in talking about it, is there?

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    1. Re:I wonder what this patent is for? by billrp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's what they seem to have patented: If you (the gift purchaser) don't know the complete mailing address for a gift recipient, then amazon will use the information that you provide (eg, name and city, or maybe just email address), and the amazon servers will find the complete address for you, using their own databases or public database sites.

  7. I trademarked the word "patent" and all variants by mandark1967 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So all of you owe me $599 per use.

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  8. Re:Amazon has, effectively, patented Santa Claus.. by mea37 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know what you mean by "the source is other than giver or receiver"; but since you're comparing it to Santa Clause, I assume you mean the origin of the delivery. Since that is how every catalog or online shopping service works - the source is a warehouse somewhere - there would be a tidal wave of prior art, if that were what the patent covers. But it isn't.

  9. Link to Amended ABSTRACT is Wrong by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Informative

    But Amazon's attorneys have worked their legal wordsmithing magic (PDF), convincing the USPTO that 'obtaining delivery information for a gift from one or more information sources other than the gift giver and recipient' is indeed novel and patentable.

    The PDF linked by the submitter is the amended Abstract. What legal weight does the Abstract have? NONE.

    In fact, the single-page PDF with the amended abstract was to fix the Examiner's object that the abstract was 191 words long. That "wordsmithing magic" is just trimming the length down. It has nothing to do with the Bilski arguments.

    At the time, a USPTO Examiner cited Bilski, explaining that elements of CEO Jeff Bezos' gift-delivery invention 'may be performed largely within the human mind,' coming to essentially the same conclusion a NY Post reporter arrived at in 2002. But Amazon's attorneys have worked their legal wordsmithing magic (PDF), convincing the USPTO that 'obtaining delivery information for a gift from one or more information sources other than the gift giver and recipient' is indeed novel and patentable.

    And this is two different arguments: inventions that are "performed largely within the human mind" are unpatentable under Bilski, even if they're completely new and non-obvious. In other words, if I invent a brand new type of mathematics that is completely unknown to the world, it's unpatentable because it's just done in your mind. It's not that it's not "novel".

    So, essentially, the submitter has tried to claim that the attorney's fixing the length of the abstract, which bears no legal weight whatsoever and is merely for use in searching patent databases, somehow solves any question of patentability and novelty. And that's just wrong, and stupid.

    Now, what did Amazon really say regarding the Bilski rejection? They amended the claims to include a server computer, which means they're tied to a specific machine, under the Bilski test. You can't do the method in your head unless you've got a web server installed in there.
    Incidentally, as I explained above, this has nothing to do with whether something is novel or not obvious - this is just about "can you do it in your head"? Novelty is an entirely different question, and one that Amazon got around with further amendments to narrow the claims and additional arguments.

    Also, this is the law as it currently stands. The Supreme Court will likely clarify the Bilski test in a few months, but currently, that's the test. So don't bitch at me about how a server is a generic computing device or how any computer method is still really just a mathematical algorithm. I'm just pointing out that the submitter's "they changed the abstract and that somehow convinced the USPTO that it's novel!" is completely, entirely, absolutely WRONG.

  10. Apostrophize, young man! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ball's in your court.

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    Balls in your court.

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  11. In related news ... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Amazon serves North Pole with cease and desist order.

    Santa Claus counters with: Method for gift allocation by means of naughty/nice behavioral data mining.

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