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Microsoft's Top Devs Don't Seem To Like Own Tools

ericatcw writes "Through tools such as Visual Basic and Visual Studio, Microsoft may have done more than any other vendor to make drag and drop-style programming mainstream. But its superstar developers seem to prefer old-school modes of crafting code. During the panel at the Professional Developers Conference earlier this month, the devs also revealed why they think writing tight, bare-metal code will come back into fashion, and why parallel programming hasn't caught up with the processors yet." These guys are senior enough that they don't seem to need to watch what they say and how it aligns with Microsoft's product roadmap. They are also dead funny. Here's Jeffrey Snover on managed code (being pushed by Microsoft through its Common Language Runtime tech): "Managed code is like antilock brakes. You used to have to be a good driver on ice or you would die. Now you don't have to pump your brakes anymore." Snover also joked that programming is getting so abstract, developers will soon have to use Natal to "write programs through interpretative dance."

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  1. Re:pros and cons by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just realized that I am now committed to the proposition that Perl "tries to spoonfeed you." I am not sure this is a good position to be in ;-)

  2. Dear Computerworld... by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Our programmers are getting a bad rep because of our coding-for-weenies tradition. Can you please run an article that makes Microsoft programmers look like total badasses?

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    -Steve B.

  3. Re:So what? by gzipped_tar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate Microsoft more than anyone

    See, being subjected to IDEs has lowered your ability of detecting faulty code. You're basically saying A > A since this "anyone" includes "you" too. ;)

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  4. Interpretive dance? by Rufty · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't know about interpretive dance, but I'm guessing that the MFC was written in abstract pottery.

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  5. Re:Wow! by roguetrick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alright boys, take the love fest over to thedailywtf.

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