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Woman Makes Bomb Threat So Boss Won't Miss Flight

The boss of an unnamed 31-year-old South Florida woman needs to give her a raise or at least pay her bail. Police say the woman called the Miami International Airport claiming there was a bomb on one of the planes so her boss would not miss his flight. The woman was being held on $7,500 bail.

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  1. it wa- a -ad con-e-tion, n-t a thre-t by Dayofswords · · Score: 3, Funny

    "No, balm, balm! Someone told me that there was balm on the plane!"

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    Someday we'll hit the human carrying capacity. And the band will just play on.
    1. Re:it wa- a -ad con-e-tion, n-t a thre-t by chronosan · · Score: 1

      If it was more than 100ml, they'd still have the same reaction.

    2. Re:it wa- a -ad con-e-tion, n-t a thre-t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent insightful and gp funny

  2. 1994 World Cup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Dutch journalist delayed a flight by making a bomb claim which freaked out Dennis Bergkamp so much that he cannot fly any more.
    Will the law that makes it a criminal offence to make a bomb claim be applied here as it was not in the Dutch journalist's case?

  3. Naw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should have gone with snakes.

    Captcha: torrents

  4. Normal Reaction by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    Someone told her the in-flight movie was "Ishtar."

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    Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!