Woman Makes Bomb Threat So Boss Won't Miss Flight
The boss of an unnamed 31-year-old South Florida woman needs to give her a raise or at least pay her bail. Police say the woman called the Miami International Airport claiming there was a bomb on one of the planes so her boss would not miss his flight. The woman was being held on $7,500 bail.
"No, balm, balm! Someone told me that there was balm on the plane!"
Someday we'll hit the human carrying capacity. And the band will just play on.