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DVD-by-Mail Services Cleared In Patent Troll Case
eldavojohn writes "Media Queue holds the rights to patent 7389243 which is simply a patent on the notification system (like e-mail) to users of changes in the status of their DVD rental queues. Of course, they filed suit in a random place against Netflix, Blockbuster and everyone else sending e-mail updates about DVD-by-Mail services. It was later moved to California and was dismissed last week. In related news on the ailing patent system, the USPTO unveiled a new plan to reduce backlog in its system by offering pending patents special examiner status if the holder abandons another co-pending unexamined application."
I thought ideas are not protected under US law. You cannot patent ideas, but you can patent designs.
It is incredible that we have laws for everything, but judges are seemingly not allowed to simply use common sense.
special status just means that people will file extra co-patents, so their existing patents can get special examiner status.
It might cost a little bit more, but to some companies, that will probably be peanuts, compared to the value of "special examiner"-status.
of course, more patent claims = more money for them, and since they can discard the co-pending patent, it means more money for a tiny bit of work.
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So eastern Oklahoma is random and CA is "real?" I'm not a lawyer and I don't play one on TV but seriously, you're an insensitive clod. Just kidding. Heh.
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offering pending patents special examiner status if the holder abandons another co-pending unexamined application.
So I need to file for two patents, then abandon one of them. Even if this kind of solution did result in less backlog, it trades quality for throughput. It is the same kind of bureaucratic solution that Baltimore city does with court cases. They are years behind, so if you offer to plead guilty they process you faster. Which results in people pleading guilty because the waiting is worse than the sentence. That gets the system unjammed, but at the expense of justice, which is the entire purpose.
Everyone knows that if you're going to try to enforce your ridiculous patent, you don't file suit in your own jurisdiction or the defendants jurisdication. Real patent trolls file in the Eastern District of Texas. Had they done that, they would have gotten their settlement.
Half of the things they allow as patents are in my opinion common sense applications of technology that should not be limited in it's usage. A patent for updating customers via email notification that DVD order status has changed? Brings to mind Microsoft's patent on displaying images based on file creation date or some other such 'duh' idea. The fact that companies can get these patents just seems utterly ridiculous. Wasn't Amazon at one time in a patent dispute over their 'one click buying' which essentially meant storing your shopping cart and account info via a cookie and giving you a button to click to process an order. The kind of things that if you sat a web developer fresh out of dropping out of college down they would slap together as a solution. And now these obvious things are off limits to people without a patent? I thought obvious technology was not supposed to be patentable? It seems that when talking about IT type patents they use this idea of an average man to determine if it is 'obvious' technology. And when you take an average of people inside and outside the IT business you end up with someone that doesn't even know what a cookie is.
Am I the only one that thinks it has gotten beyond ridiculous?
I hate copyright but this is worse DVD-by-Mail Services Cleared In Patent "Troll" Case. It seems that ignorant word is used for everything. Just go gets your websters out and use a more accurate word. When Fox or Cnn use it, then you should use it. Untill troll gets put in websters with the meaning you want it to mean, please stop using it, Its ignorant, kiddie and even when your in the hood with true oG's youll never hear it, Ive never heard a brother call someone a troll. "Fact" the brotha is even more gangsta than you. The troll word is not gangsta or brothas would use it and even if you called someone a troll, they would laugh and make fun of you to the extent you would never hear the end of it. Even brotha's think the word is ignorant, whats it gonna take for you to think the same. You all even use it in ways urban dictionary doesnt even define, for all you people who do post it to urban dictionary and see how many people think its popular that way. I look at urban dictionary all the time and look up definitions of diffrent worlds theres some endless humor there, my favorite word there its funny but actually doing that to a woman while shes doing that would only end a bad way, heres one bad way ending up with no penis because she bite it off, go ahead if you must. if any of you actually have even witnessed sex to begin withis doubtfull. But theres hope for you its called prostitution, dont go for a knockout while in this mission, chances are shes a cop, just to let you know, Where im from i know all the hookers who are, why you may ask. not because i pay hookers, not because i like cops, this is simple they felt i knew something about something and decided to take me in custody not "arrest" me, but threaten me if i didnt say what they wanted to hear, The threats didnt work ok it got worse lets bring in more detectives 12 all together, like that was supposed to scare me or anything, i didnt even have information is the funny part. but they incisted i did, i dont know how they decided this, but they were convinced, oh it got worse the brass knucks came out, i knew if they hit me with them, it would make me a hell of alot of money and i told them this, so they put them up, i personally dont care if they beat the crap out of me it wouldnt of helped them, i indeed didnt know nothing. They finally gave up, ok i said this my neibors are gonna think im a bad person i will hear that i am, this is what i want you to do and if you dont do this i will take you to court for making them think so. For every house that could of seen this you will knock on there door if there not home you will come back at a later time and talk to them, i want to be there btw, then there like where not going to do this ok i said ill see you in court and i want a copy of that paper you been writing on and a copy of how long ive been here, and also that you put me in the back of your cop car and made me a prisioner for nothing that i done or knew nothing about. All them neibors are witnesses and were i live they talk, word gets around. They didnt think that was a good idea for that to happen so they listen, i made them say this, we made a mistake and had no right to put him in the back of the squad care like that in this way we were unfair and the time we questioned i made them use my name btw, for something he nothing to do with or knew nothing about. They didnt like doing this but i was there with every neibor they had to knock on the door of. I Enjoyed this its was pure amusement. One neibor was currious of coarse and ask me how in the hell i got them to do that, simply i threaten them, if they didnt i would proceed the mater to court and i wanted a copy of the paper they wrote on and the time i been there, which was like 5 hours, not a enjoyable time, they even denied me to go to the bathroom when i know i didnt do nothing i said fine arrest me and went anyway, boy that pissed them off, Then they sit me in a stressfull place, that was funny i simply got up and sit were i wanted to, that pissed them off more and i knew they couldnt do shit becaus
From the summary: "the USPTO unveiled a new plan to reduce backlog in its system by offering pending patents special examiner status if the holder abandons another co-pending unexamined application."
Dumb!
They're basically saying, if you want your patent examined fast, submit some other "dummy" patent applications that you can then abandon as needed to get special status. They don't understand that telling people to submit more patent applications if they want faster service will result in more work, not less??
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So if I want special status, I file my patent together with a dummy patent I know will never clear, drop the dummy patent to get special status for the primary one. It would have been so much simpler to say "pay double for special status" and "get a refund credit for any patent you don't care about".
I was all ready to file a patent for offering pending patents special examiner status if the holder abandons another co-pending unexamined application
huh? english, please?