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Sex Noises Regulated In UK

Posted by samzenpus on from the wailing-like-a-banshee dept.

anticlone writes "Note to self: When traveling abroad with your spouse remember keep it quiet in the UK: 'A woman who was given an anti-social behavior order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.'"

12 comments

  1. What's the fine? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

    What is the punishment for being accessory to such a crime?

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    1. Re:What's the fine? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      What is the punishment for being accessory to such a crime?

      Well, the punishment consists of the police getting to do to YOU, whatever you did to HER.

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    2. Re:What's the fine? by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Spanking.

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    3. Re:What's the fine? by Asphyxium001 · · Score: 1

      It's be funny if it was to be forced to listen to people moaning outside your window when your trying to sleep.

    4. Re:What's the fine? by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Well it must have been fun whatever it was!

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    5. Re:What's the fine? by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      Yes! A spanking. And then the oral sex!

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    6. Re:What's the fine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fun for them, maybe. It's not very nice to have to listen to people on the other side of the wall making love, especially if you're alone. On the other hand, the British government is sliding into comic irrelevancy.

  2. Irrelevant by ickleberry · · Score: 1

    This is not something slashdotters will ever have to worry about..

  3. Sex^H^H^H noises regulated in U.K. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shock horror! Noise ordinance exists!

    In other news, Idle sucks.

  4. So... by Selfbain · · Score: 1

    Is there like a cheat sheet of government approved dirty talk words I can take a look at?

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    1. Re:So... by babboo65 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Mr Brown has a list already.

  5. Nothing for us to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nothing anyone here needs to worry about...