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Sex Noises Regulated In UK

Posted by samzenpus on from the wailing-like-a-banshee dept.

anticlone writes "Note to self: When traveling abroad with your spouse remember keep it quiet in the UK: 'A woman who was given an anti-social behavior order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.'"

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  1. What's the fine? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

    What is the punishment for being accessory to such a crime?

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    1. Re:What's the fine? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      What is the punishment for being accessory to such a crime?

      Well, the punishment consists of the police getting to do to YOU, whatever you did to HER.

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    2. Re:What's the fine? by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Spanking.

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    3. Re:What's the fine? by Asphyxium001 · · Score: 1

      It's be funny if it was to be forced to listen to people moaning outside your window when your trying to sleep.

    4. Re:What's the fine? by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Well it must have been fun whatever it was!

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    5. Re:What's the fine? by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      Yes! A spanking. And then the oral sex!

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  2. Irrelevant by ickleberry · · Score: 1

    This is not something slashdotters will ever have to worry about..

  3. So... by Selfbain · · Score: 1

    Is there like a cheat sheet of government approved dirty talk words I can take a look at?

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    1. Re:So... by babboo65 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Mr Brown has a list already.