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Student Banned From Minnesota Campus Over Facebook Comments

Be careful just how you vent online is the lesson from this story pointed out by reader kungfugleek, from which he excerpts: "A University of Minnesota student has been banned from the Twin Cities campus after three of her instructors felt threatened by some of her Facebook postings. Amanda Tatro was patted down and questioned by campus police when she got to class Monday. The 29-year-old mortuary science student had posted comments on her Facebook page after breaking up with her boyfriend. She told her Facebook friends she wanted to stab a 'certain someone in the throat' with an embalming instrument. Tatro said she was 'looking forward to Monday's embalming therapy.' When the instructors learned of the postings, they contacted police." The Star-Tribune's account offers more detail.

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  1. Profile as private? by overlordofmu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always make sure I am an anonymous coward (or at least have my facebook status to private) before I make my homicidal feelings known.

    By the way, I am gonna get all you suckers!!!!

    1. Re:Profile as private? by overlordofmu · · Score: 2, Funny

      How did you know? I thought it was ******* on your end!

    2. Re:Profile as private? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      OOOH! OOOH! I want grape!

  2. stupid by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    Morticians have a morbid sense of humor? SAY IT AIN'T SO! *face palm*

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  3. Silly. by TaggartAleslayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This whole thing makes me want to beat someone in the face with a keyboard. I'm looking forward to Tomorrow's "development therapy".

    No, I actually mean I'm going to qwerty some bitches foreheads here. Sorry for any confusion.

    1. Re:Silly. by TheCreeep · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you mean you're" going to ytrewq some bitches foreheads"?

    2. Re:Silly. by langelgjm · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, I actually mean I'm going to qwerty some bitches foreheads here. Sorry for any confusion.

      See, if you had said you were going to dvorak some bitches, then the authorities would have known you must be maladjusted and unstable.

      What's that noise? Oh, I'm just tapping my keyboard. Aoeu, aoeu, aoeu...

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    3. Re:Silly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I type dvorak you insensitive clod!

  4. mortuary science? by 1_brown_mouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its a dead field.

    /Sorry, had to be done.

  5. Crazy by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, the Professors were deathly afraid of her morbid comments, which lead to her to be terminated as a student. I don't think she should have undertaken her commenting to that level. I just wish that the professors would just bury the hatchet and let her rest in peace.

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    1. Re:Crazy by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you've made a grave error if you believe your post will be modded up. More likely it will be buried 6 feet under.

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    2. Re:Crazy by PaganRitual · · Score: 3, Funny

      Either that or he simply can't take any morgue of this.

  6. George Lucas raped my childhood by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I do believe I was a minor during that childhood. If someone said it on the net it has to be taken seriously. I'm holding my breath waiting for the police to take Mr. Lucas into custody or, at the very least, Chris Hansen to ask him to have a seat.

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  7. Re:Will people learn to watch what's said online? by TaggartAleslayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed. Words are our most precious form of expression. Even the most well intentioned statement can be ruined by one penis misspoken or mistyped word.

  8. Re:My god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    NINES AND ELEVENS!

    Which is twenty.... Oh my God there's TERRORISTS in my pocket!

  9. Re:My god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Retards and technology, always a bad mix.

    Sell unnecessary technology to retards who will buy anything. Now you understand how we got here.

  10. LOLCats and Social Networks. by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is why I only post pictures of LOLCats on any social network I am part of.

    She just needed to post a pic of a kitten in the morgue with the caption "I am in yur Morgue, stabbing yur throt!"

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  11. Re:My god. by Foolicious · · Score: 4, Funny

    I apologize for the generalization. Its wrong on my part, as you justly point out.

    Hmmm...you must be new here...

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  12. Re:My god. by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am very interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  13. Re:mortuary science? by CannonballHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the contrary, I'd say it's quite the active field; people are dying to get in.

  14. OK, message received! by earlymon · · Score: 4, Funny

    As anyone here ever subject to a break-up can attest, the ex will always want to kill you, certainly at least for the first week.

    (Regardless of cause, or who did or said what, or who initiated it - and regardless that this is /. and I must be new here.)

    So, today's lesson is simple - always date girls attending school in Minnesota.

    The negative press she'll receive after her tirade will have you mercy-dating as the good guy in no time!

    As Homer likes to say - SWISH!

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  15. Re:My god. by feepness · · Score: 5, Funny

    I apologize for the generalization. Its wrong on my part, as you justly point out.

    That's okay. All you Europeans do it.

  16. Re:My god. by tonyreadsnews · · Score: 2, Funny

    anything but sunshine and kittens

    Your expression of delightful and joyful items is making those in the Northwest, British Isles, and recently kitten-less population unhappy. Please refrain from any further emotions or we will be forced to take action against you.

  17. Re:My god. by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm offering my help to help you get rid of those terrorists in your wallet.

  18. Oh come on by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    she is studying mortuary science; Of course her posts are dark.

    What next? Man studying at clown school thrown out because his facebook posts were too evil?

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  19. Re:My god. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Funny

    you can have ALL of my 9 and 11 dollar bills.

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  20. Re:mortuary science? by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well it's a cutthroat business... Most of them end up going to pieces.

  21. Re:Because death threats are illegal and a felony by BronsCon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Drop dead all of you.

    That, sir, is a threat, and you will now be banned from slashdot.

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  22. Re:Because death threats are illegal and a felony by Lunzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you die on /. you die in real life!