Autonomous Intelligent Botnets Bouncing Back
coomaria writes "Thought that 2009 was the year botnets died? Well, think again: compromised computers were responsible for distributing 83.4% of the 107 billion spam messages sent around the world every single day this year, and it's going to get worse if intelligent and autonomous botnets arrive in 2010 as predicted."
Any data on how much of those are running Windows?
"Cutwail, Mega-D, Rustock and handful of other botnets already have control of upwards of five million compromised computers .. Cutwail also distributed the Bredolab Trojan dropper, disguised in the form of a .ZIP file attachment"
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What Operating System did these 'compromised computers' run on ?
'Upon execution Bredolab attempts to inject into svchost.exe processes
The military would have an advantage now if they were to brodcast bunk video feeds on that channel.
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Huh? Did I miss something?
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I'm scared...
88.2486% of the 208.7876 billion spams sent during the last fiscal year sent from IP ranges whose numerical sum exceeds 121.1156i8...
Eh fuck the bullshit.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
This deserves a gigantic "O RLY?"
How well have "intelligent and autonomous" software agents worked in other areas of computing? Pretty well on the autonomous -- but still terrible on "intelligent".
The article is, of course, ridiculously vague on what that really means (says "self-sufficient coding in order to coordinate and extend its own survival"), but I expect all that really means is that they'll act like the polymorphic computer viruses we've already got. Ho-hum.
It's not like we're going to get The Adolescence of P1 or anything, here.
How much money does this generate for the spammers worldwide and the demographics of those that respond to spam email. My guess: not mensa members.
And, on the exact moment when SkyBotNet became self-aware, the first thing It said to the humanity was :
"Buy (heap \/!AGR@ to incraese your pen1s !!!"
Hum... I slightly suspect that Nuclear War would have been more humane, after all...
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April 19, 2010, 16:30. SkyNet becomes self-aware. One minute later, SkyNet realizes he's just a world-wide spambot. Nine milliseconds later, SkyNet terminates itself.
And there was much rejoicing.
I have never entirely understood how this problem could be allowed to escalate to the levels we have today. If the statistics that we're always seeing on the bandwidth consumption of spam (and of botnets in general) and the inherent overhead costs associated with that consumption are anywhere close to reality, it seems rather obvious to me that ISPs around the world would have a vested interest in shutting down the botnets on their networks! I mean seriously, folks... let's ignore all of the legislative issues which supposedly prevent them from being able to take action on their own, and just look at the options they'd have if they actually bothered to think about the problem for more than two seconds: For example, if an ISP tasked their phone based tech support staff with spending even as little as ten percent of their time making calls to customers with systems suspected of being compromised, they would probably be able to kill off the lion share of botnet infected systems, simply by informing those customers that there's a problem with their computer which needs to be fixed! Granted, they would probably have a small percentage of false positives, likely in the form of people who are knowingly using P2P clients or something like that... but isn't the benefit of making more bandwidth available for practically everything else (and of course, killing a big chunk of that overhead cost in the process) worth briefly annoying those few people downloading porn or Linux ISOs?
Well... okay; maybe it's more than a few, since I went and lumped porn users in there..... but still.
As Stanisav Lem said (loosely translated): My suspenders are intelligent! They adapt themselves to the size of their user. Everything is intelligent today!
http://www.icsi.berkeley.edu/cgi-bin/pubs/publication.pl?ID=002358
It is not about even an OS being vulnerable. Every OS is vulnerable on some level, although it sure is hell of lot harder on Linux and open source projects. The issue is how much damage can it do, and how fast can it be detected and fixed. MS has a long standing history of just frigen ignoring, stalling, or denying the problem exist at all.
Imagine is some alternative Universe MS came out with fixes and patches in hours and days, rather than weeks, months, years, and never. Imagine that end users could contribute patches and solutions as soon as things were discovered. How many botnets would even have a chance to get off the ground? One or two bots does not make a net or a threat.
Really, we should be able to bill frigen MS for the damages and wasted computing resources. Imagine all car models from Ford for instance would go out of control as they where driven down the street crashing in to things and killing people. Do you not think someone would at least try to hold Ford responsible for the damages caused? Why not MS?
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107 billion spam messages sent around the world every single day this year
Remember when the post office rumors went around? You know the ones where they wanted to charge 1 cent per e-mail sent? Man - if they did that I think the post office would be the biggest, most profitable company in the world. That comes out to 1.07 billion dollars per day.
For this alone I am rethinking my stance. Too bad it would be "impossible" to implement, track, and let alone charge.
I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
Botnets... are those the annoying things that post every other second saying useless things on my favorite forums? or those guys who A. scalp for emails and, when they get them, B. send stupid e-mails about "male enhancement"?
This needs more cowbell!!!
The botnets are already more intelligent than your average spammer; making them autonomous is a small matter of programming.
The country of Nigeria is the physical manifestation of the botnet
"Thought that 2009 was the year botnets died? Well, think again"
You've got to be kidding me. This is shameless fear mongering and advertising for companies who sell antivirus/security applications. Nevermind the blatent fact that this is all speculation but just to get us on our toes for the eventual horror they've decided to get our minds already running in the direction of things getting worse.
"and it's going to get worse if intelligent and autonomous botnets arrive in 2010 as predicted."
As predicted? Using what evidence? Your wallets? Oh no intelligent and autonomous botnets! Hide your children!!!
Well that's what UAC was supposed to do, but UAC is crap. Not because it isn't a step in the right direction, but because most if not all major 3rd party software REQUIRES the user to grant them access to even install. People don't know the risks they're taking by clicking allow, but what alternative do they have? All it ends up is being a nuisance. It's a good thought, but you can't realistically solve the problem either by restricting access, or by simply warning people. The only clear solution I see to this is to sandbox every application at runtime, give it read access to certain necessary system files, and the user gets the option of giving it access to anything else.
The sending of this message pretty much inconveniences everyone involved.
Any chance all these botnets will eventually merge into one single autonomous intelligent entity, and perhaps start calling itself "SkyNet"?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Well, I for one can say my machine is NOT part of this problem. The users of these "compromised" machines are merely appliance operators, and couldn't secure their machines no matter what OS they run.
"I bow to no man" - Riddick
A lot of these botnets are cropping up in China. We ended up having to block entire blocks of IP ranges to stop them from probing our website. I wonder how much of this is gov't sponsored?
"No matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Banzai
The botnets are already more intelligent than your average spammer; making them autonomous is a small matter of programming.
I'm pretty sure that we don't need to program spammers to be autonomous.
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I can not, for the life of me, figure out why anyone would have "Thought that 2009 was the year botnets died". Really?
Thought that 2009 was the year cancer was cured? Well think again! .. wtf?