Autonomous Intelligent Botnets Bouncing Back
coomaria writes "Thought that 2009 was the year botnets died? Well, think again: compromised computers were responsible for distributing 83.4% of the 107 billion spam messages sent around the world every single day this year, and it's going to get worse if intelligent and autonomous botnets arrive in 2010 as predicted."
Any data on how much of those are running Windows?
"Cutwail, Mega-D, Rustock and handful of other botnets already have control of upwards of five million compromised computers .. Cutwail also distributed the Bredolab Trojan dropper, disguised in the form of a .ZIP file attachment"
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What Operating System did these 'compromised computers' run on ?
'Upon execution Bredolab attempts to inject into svchost.exe processes
Slashdot needs to create a numbered list of arguments called Slashdot's List Of Same Old Arguments (SLOSOA). Then /.ers can save bandwidth (and lower Taco's bills) by disputing by numerical reference to an argument, just as Mennonites are said to argue by reference chapter and verse in the Bible rather than repeating the words.
To start this New Era in Slashdot efficiency, my reply to your post, Sir, is...
19, 20! It is clear that 22, 28.
And if you don't like it, then 42.
Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
... Is the reason why the U.S.A. should pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan. Now.
(Yes, I know I am going to be moderated as 'troll' for this. I don't care).
The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
This deserves a gigantic "O RLY?"
How well have "intelligent and autonomous" software agents worked in other areas of computing? Pretty well on the autonomous -- but still terrible on "intelligent".
The article is, of course, ridiculously vague on what that really means (says "self-sufficient coding in order to coordinate and extend its own survival"), but I expect all that really means is that they'll act like the polymorphic computer viruses we've already got. Ho-hum.
It's not like we're going to get The Adolescence of P1 or anything, here.
How much money does this generate for the spammers worldwide and the demographics of those that respond to spam email. My guess: not mensa members.
And, on the exact moment when SkyBotNet became self-aware, the first thing It said to the humanity was :
"Buy (heap \/!AGR@ to incraese your pen1s !!!"
Hum... I slightly suspect that Nuclear War would have been more humane, after all...
"Sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from reality." - [Tips: 1DrYakQDKCQ6y52z6QbnkxHXAocMZJE61o ]
I came in here to say this. What idiots thought that botnets died? Oh, wait, I forgot that MSM sometimes pretends they can report on technology without making fools of themselves.
April 19, 2010, 16:30. SkyNet becomes self-aware. One minute later, SkyNet realizes he's just a world-wide spambot. Nine milliseconds later, SkyNet terminates itself.
And there was much rejoicing.
Simple. The US business models are all based on convincing people they need more bandwidth. It's just like how mobile providers force you into slow, difficult to use voicemail systems that eat up minutes instead of giving you a simple and easy to use inbox just like you use for text messages. They're not interested in optimizing network usage, they're interested in increasing network usage so they can charge more.
The country of Nigeria is the physical manifestation of the botnet